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Chapter 120 Pliers: I am a clown

The epic farce of "Mushroom House" with poisonous beans 2.0 lasted the whole night.

No one got a good rest.

But in the morning, I still had to get up and follow Teacher Huang for a morning run.

Shang Youshu took the initiative to join the morning jog - because she had deceived herself a little too much last night. When she woke up in the morning, she sadly discovered that she had gained another pound of weight!

So, I had to run.

She wore a white tracksuit and a black ball cap with the brim pulled down slightly, revealing only her delicate chin and the outline of her high nose bridge. As she ran, she shouted, "The oxygen I breathe will automatically turn into fat!"

"It's not fair, this world is not fair!"

Chi Ye easily passed him from behind and turned back in surprise: "What's your physique like? You almost collapsed last night, and now you're still so energetic?"

Sister Shang was wearing a pair of wireless Bluetooth headphones. She only saw Chi Ye's mouth moving, his breathing slightly stagnant, and his white and tender collarbone faintly visible with his breathing. It was covered with fine beads of sweat and a heat.

She paused, hurriedly took out a bottle of warm water from her bag, and handed it to Chi Ye: "Here, I'm returning it to you. What happened last night was done by my cousin Shang Guagua. It has nothing to do with me, Shang Youshu!"

After saying that, she sped up and passed Chi Ye, leaving Teacher Chi with a puzzled look on his face.

Chiye: "?"

He shook the warm water in his hand, a little puzzled: "Did you get poisoned last night? Is your brain out of sorts?"

the other side.

Shang Youshu's heart beat faster. She was sure that there was something wrong with her running rhythm, so she decided to go to the #池畔夏语# CP super topic and post a "confession of guilt" as soon as she got home.

What happened last night was just an accident. Stay away from me, stay away from me!!

Don’t get any closer to hell, Mr. Koike!

Chi Ye didn't know about Sister Shang's roaring and emotional inner world. He felt from the bottom of his heart that Sister Shang's brain circuits were not normal.

But no matter how abnormal it was, she couldn't stay for long.

After the morning run, the crew of "Dream of Xiyuan" finished their first breakfast. Not long after Wen Ma and Jiang Cheng returned, they embarked on a new "journey".

After two days of notice, they have to go promote other dramas.

Before parting, Wen's mother held Shang Youshu's hand and said sadly: "Why did I go for gastric lavage yesterday? I just arrived... and you are leaving."

"Stay a few more days?"

"I won't stay any longer, Mom Wen. I'll come and play with you next time I have the chance."

Sister Shang smiled and hugged Wen Lijuan, asking with concern, "By the way, Mom Wen, are you feeling better? Are you okay?"

"Well." Mother Wen smiled slightly: "You don't know, I was the only one who didn't scream during the gastric lavage last night. Now let's talk. I had my stomach lavaged eight times last time, and eight times again this time. It's no big deal."

"Mushroom House isn't eating tripe today, so why did you wash it so clean?"

Chi Ye came over: "Don't be so ridiculous, Mom Wen."

"Well, you are a good talker, kid."

Mother Wen smiled slightly, looked at the two of them again, and blinked: "Then you guys should say goodbye too?"

"No, my spiritual connection with Mr. Koike is enough... It's too late, I'm leaving now."

Sister Shang glanced at Chi Ye with her bright eyes, as if Chi Ye would eat people, and turned and ran outside.

Chiye: "?"

"Is she sick?"

"Xiao Chi, how can you say that about Xiao Shang?"

"Then why is she acting weird today?"

"She's sick."

Chiye: "Huh?"

"Girls are in a special period, so their emotions are always strange. It's normal that you don't understand."

Chi Ye squinted at Wen Lijuan and said, "Mom Wen, do you understand?"

"Look at what you're saying." Wen Lijuan was unhappy: "Since she was young until now, she has always..."

"Stop talking, Mommy Wen, I don't want to hear it."

Ikeno covered his ears and went back into the house.

He will only stay one more day today and will go back tomorrow morning.

Mother Wen stared at his back angrily and spread her hands: "What I want to say is, how many things like this have I seen since I was young?"

With an auntie's smile on her face, she recalled the past and sighed, "It's great to be young."

……

It's not good to be young.

Shi Jinwei hated her age so much. If she were already a senior in the industry, perhaps she wouldn't have so many announcements and would be able to live a more comfortable life?
But this is the path she chose herself. If she really lost her busy job, she would feel unprecedented fear.

When I was young and ignorant, I signed a contract with a small company, got cheated, and signed an unfair contract.

The company's top executives saw that she was beautiful and had a good figure, and was of mixed race, and tried to take advantage of her several times, but she rejected them firmly every time.

Been put on ice.

After finally making it through, he honed his singing and dancing skills day after day for several years and successfully debuted through a talent show. It seemed that his own spring had arrived.

——People outside say she looks like Sheng Ning, and she is the little Sheng Ning.

Shi Jinwei was not convinced. She was herself. How could that old woman Sheng Ning compare to her?

She works harder and more diligently than before. Others become lazy and indulge in pleasure after becoming famous, but she doesn't.

Her schedule is the most packed among the four young actresses, no less than that of Sheng Ning in the early days.

Because of her past experiences, she cherishes everything in front of her and tries her best to hold on to it.

But robots need maintenance, and the pliers also need to be lubricated regularly.

This time, working with Chu Hanzhou on "Deep Sea" made her very tired.

"Let me wear flat shoes? Why doesn't he wear flat shoes himself? He's dreaming!"

"Mushroom House" off-camera.

On the way to the production crew, Shi Jinwei was furious after hearing what the assistant said: "Because he has no physical condition, he goes for bone straightening and plastic surgery. How many times has he done that? He always finds me to give in, making up, height, camera, and role. If I ask him to eat shit, will he eat it?"

"This is Lin Jingyi's hobby... He probably doesn't like to eat it."

After the assistant finished speaking, he sensed Sister Shi's anger and quickly turned around and said to Chu Hanzhou's assistant who was not far away, "Let Chu Hanzhou imitate Peng Chen and walk on stilts."

Assistant Chu Hanzhou glanced over here coldly and walked towards the back.

Yes, the two of them have now arrived outside the Mushroom House, but for some reason, they had an argument, so they stopped.

"She doesn't want to? Fuck, she's almost 180cm tall in her high heels, she just has to outdo me, right?!"

After Chu Hanzhou got the answer, he was furious: "This woman is so sarcastic, big-breasted and brainless, she's going too far!"

"Then what do we do?"

The assistant hesitated: "How about... I talk to the production team and ask them not to film the two of you standing together?"

Chu Hanzhou: “?”

"Then what am I doing here this time? To eat? How many lives do I have?"

assistant:"……"

He lowered his voice and said, "I'll ask the production team to photoshop it up and make it ten centimeters taller!"

Chu Hanzhou was suspicious, but when he thought that even if it was photoshopped, it would still be seen during the live broadcast, he became upset.

He is actually not short, at least taller than the little giants Peng Chen and Meng Yixun, but not too tall.

——The main reason is that this brainless idiot Shi Jinwei is too tall. Because she is mixed-race, Sister Qianzi has a figure that is unmatched among all women. Every time she wears high heels, the male actors around her are overshadowed.

How could Chu Hanzhou accept such a thing?
He is one of the four most popular young actors, and even Shi Jinwei may not be as popular as him!

"Give me those shoes, and I'll be taller than her today!"

Chu Hanzhou thought for a moment and added, "Take out the wig too. I want more hair than hers!"

"Well... we just had our hair transplant not long ago, it might be bad..."

“…That’s fine, but you have to wear shoes!”

As they said this, the team members took out a pair of Peng Chen's customized height-increasing shoes, which were essential for little giants and had an outer height increase of 10CM and an inner height increase of 8CM. These were the "combat boots" that were essential for several short male stars in the circle.

After putting it on, your dignity will increase by 18CM!

Chu Hanzhou put it on shakily, and immediately gained confidence as he walked forward.

As a result, when he saw Shi Jinwei's appearance in front of him, he was stunned.

But at this moment, Sister Qianzi was wearing a pair of 15CM high heels that could be called the Plus version of Sky-High Heels. What was even more outrageous was that she had just combed her hair into a high ponytail, and her height looked to have exceeded 180cm.

She turned around and looked at him sarcastically.

Little spicy chicken.

Chu Hanzhou: “?!” Fuck you, is this how you play?!

He gritted his teeth and noticed Shi Jinwei's thick, long black hair.

Denigrating: "She definitely had a hair transplant, she's using a wig!"

"...Brother Chu, Shi Jinwei's hair is indeed naturally beautiful..."

"What do you mean by born with lychees? Can lychees grow on her head?"

Assistant: "...Shall we go in?"

They have already seen the members of the Mushroom House program crew, as well as Teacher Huang and others who came out.

Chu Hanzhou secretly cursed Shi Jinwei for being shameless. Why do you, a woman, need to be so tall?
In front of you, I look like a little figurine, fuck!
But the people have already come out, and the camera has followed. Any quarrel must be kept outside the camera. A smile appeared on Chu Hanzhou's face. He walked to Shi Jinwei's side, and the two of them walked towards the people in "Mushroom House" together.

However, since one of them was 18CM taller and the other was 15CM taller, and they were walking on a dirt road in the mountains, it was extremely awkward and dangerous for them to walk. Their staggering appearance confused Ikeno, who had just come out.

Two giants?!
"No, whose circus is this? Why are they all walking on stilts?"

Everyone: "..."

Chu Hanzhou, whose center of gravity was already unstable and whose "basic skills" were not as good as Shi Jinwei's, staggered when he heard the sound. Fortunately, he had a suitcase next to him to hold on to, otherwise he would have fallen flat on his face.

Even so, his right foot twisted violently and he screamed: "Ah... fuck... ah...!"

"I rely on."

Everyone in the Mushroom House, who were originally walking slowly, was startled and hurriedly quickened their pace.

Ikeno sighed from behind: "The top scholar in literature is not as good as the top scholar in martial arts. He got injured before even entering the door."

Ran Qiao pulled him: "Brother Chi, small mouth."

Chi Ye glanced at her and asked, "Are you smoking Zhonghua?"

On the other side, Teacher He and Teacher Huang helped Chu Hanzhou up with concern: "Zhouzhou, are you okay?"

"Ouch, how careless."

"Going to the hospital?"

"Go to the hospital quickly, otherwise the injury will heal."

Chi Ye leaned over and pointed at the heel: "Your foot should be fine, the heel is crooked."

"Hey, that's not right. These shoes look familiar. Isn't this..."

"Cough cough."

Chu Hanzhou coughed twice and said, "That's okay... Let's go in first. I'll change my shoes."

He avoided the camera and stared at Chi Ye with vicious eyes.

Chiye: "?"

After a pause, he said bluntly: "You are wearing the same external prosthetic body as Peng Chen."

Everyone: "..."

"Go in first, go in first."

Teacher He tried to smooth things over, while Shi Jinwei, who was not far away, crossed her arms and watched the fun with a sarcastic look on her face.

"Clamp."

Everyone walked into the courtyard together and Chi Ye greeted them.

"Ok?"

Shi Jin was slightly stunned, then sneered twice, raised his swan neck, and said nothing.

The main feature is the superiority that can be seen with the naked eye.

Who are you? Are you qualified to talk to me?

She waited for a while and found that Chi Ye didn't "talk" to her for the first time. She felt a little uncomfortable. When she turned around, she found that Chi Ye had disappeared long ago and was talking to Ran Qiao in front.

Sister Pliers: “?”

She raised her eyebrows, thought about it, and wanted to take the initiative to go over and ask the question in her heart, but she felt it was too cheap, so for a moment, she stood there without moving.

Last time on "The Voice of China", she kept mocking Chi Ye for being lucky enough not to be messed with by Shen Qingyu.

But combined with the news I just learned...

No, you must ask clearly!

"Come on, Weiwei, what's the matter?"

"Is this Yangyang's first time in the Mushroom House?"

Teacher He and Teacher Huang were also very enthusiastic towards Sister Qianzi, and the former even called Sister Qianzi by her nickname.

"Oh... let's go."

Shi Jinwei came back to his senses, glanced at Chi Ye with his sapphire eyes, and felt a little angry for some reason. He walked into the cabin wearing high heels.

"Brother Chi, Teacher Shi seemed to want to talk to you just now..."

After Ran Qiao and Chi Ye finished discussing the next drama announcement, they curiously asked, "Didn't you two participate in "The Voice of China" together? Why don't you say a few more words?"

"You mean pliers?"

Ikeno thought for a moment and said, "She's a little bit mentally ill. You can't spoil her like that. It's okay."

"what…"

Ran Qiao was shocked when he heard this.

Shi Jinwei is a popular young actress... Why is she so... so rude in Brother Chi's mouth?

She then thought about how Chi Ye and Shang Youshu got along, and suddenly she understood.

That’s right, when Brother Chi and Sister Shang are together, they seem to be more casual.

Well... this is what it means to be famous or not. Brother Chi has such a big heart, he is really suitable for riding on the popularity!

"Come on, let's go in too. Let's try to do less work today!"

Ran Qiao: “…”

The two of them finally entered the house and found that people were exchanging polite greetings inside.

"Mushroom House" does treat the top stars differently, at least Mr. Huang and the others had smiles on their faces that were visible to the naked eye.

"I heard something happened last night?"

Chu Hanzhou seemed curious, but in fact he was concerned about his own safety.

"Oh, it's nothing. I just ate some poisonous mutton. I'm fine now."

Mother Wen smiled and waved her hands: "I didn't go to the hospital."

Chi Ye nodded: "I didn't go to the hospital, I almost went to the morgue."

Chu and Shi: "?!"

"You guys chat first, I'll go prepare lunch, hehe."

Teacher Huang has stood up. After what happened last night, he feels that his reputation as "Chef Huang" can still be salvaged a little.

Strolled to the kitchen and started preparing.

In the living room.

After a few pleasantries, Chi Ye helped to clean up the table. Seeing Shi Jinwei still sitting there motionless, he said, "Make way, wipe the table."

"Oh? What did you say?"

Ikeno was stunned: "Make way."

"Let...will you let Shen Qingyu do it?"

Chiye: "?"

He glanced at the camera and found that it was not filming this side. He was surprised: "Are you sick?"

Shi Jinwei's face was stern: "Why are you talking to me on your own initiative? Do you want to get close to me?"

Chiye: "???"

"Since you want to talk about it, I'd like to hear it. Was it you who did that last time?"

Chi Ye squinted his eyes: "What? Pliers?"

Shi Jinwei was inexplicably annoyed, staring at Chi Ye with his sapphire eyes: "In your eyes, have you always treated me as an idiot?!"

Ikeno paused and nodded: "Yes."

Shi Jinwei's chest rose and fell a little more violently, and he looked at Chi Ye: "It's not you, you don't have that ability!"

"Correct."

Chi Ye was surprised: "You are right, everyone outside is framing me!"

Shi Jinwei: "..."

I'm a clown?!
(End of this chapter)