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Chapter 22 The show crew who took human life lightly

Jin Xia: “…”

"Teacher Chi, come with me later."

The old lady blinked her peach blossom eyes, gleaming with wisdom: "Let's sneak out together!"

Chiye: "?"

"Sneak out? What for?"

He discovered that there really was a strong sense of stealing about the old man.

Jin Xia was dissatisfied with the tacit understanding between Teacher Chi and herself: "Is there even a need to ask? Of course I'm going out to buy something delicious!"

She made a grand wish: "Then you can take me to eat more things I haven't eaten before... Well, it's not good to be out for too long, so we can secretly buy some and hide them back to eat."

Ikeno: "...Additives aren't enough? You have to try gutter oil and eat some lymphatic meat?!"

Jin Xia was overjoyed: "Is there anything more delicious than additives?"

Chiye: "..."

The two agreed on a little secret for this outing.

But no one expected that on the first day that Teacher Huang came to "See You", before he could even cook, he pooped a big pile for everyone.

Half an hour later, inside the house.

The chief director of "See You" looked at everyone seriously and announced the first "outdoor activity" of the "See You" family gathering today.

"I think everyone who comes to our show wants to show their true selves, so the production team's procedures must be followed."

The chief director glanced at Mr. Huang, who scratched his nose in embarrassment.

The chief director of "See You" is not an ordinary variety show director, but a big shot with a name on Mango TV. Otherwise, it would be impossible to launch the project of "See You" and gather so many monsters at once.

Of course, I am confident that I can control the situation.

"So, according to the program team's procedures, after the first gathering of the 'See You' family, in order to let everyone get to know each other as quickly as possible, we decided to take everyone on a special 'outdoor activity' today."

After the director finished speaking, he did not give any further introduction.

Director Li took over the task and began to organize everyone to pack their luggage and board the "See You" bus that drove into the hospital.

"Where are we going?"

Jin Xia was not surprised but happy. She kept looking out the window with her little head, and then looked at Teacher Huang not far away, her charming peach blossom eyes full of questions.

Teacher Huang noticed the gaze and turned his head away from her.

It was really... a little embarrassing just now.

Unexpectedly, he encountered obstacles when he first "ranked by seniority" in "See You".

"Teacher Huang is very clean."

Seeing this, Chi Ye couldn't help but shake his head.

"Oh?" Jin Xia beside him came to her senses and asked curiously: "How did you know?"

"You've just arrived and you're already using your face to humiliate me, what do you think?"

Jin Xia: “…”

"Also, stop staring at Teacher Huang."

Chi Ye couldn't help but be curious when he saw Lao Foye, and said speechlessly: "Teacher Huang is old and you are embarrassed by your looks."

Jin Xia turned around and said dissatisfiedly: "Teacher Huang did a good job this time. Although we couldn't go out to eat, we went out to play outdoors, which was also very interesting."

Upon hearing this, Chi Ye felt that there was nothing wrong.

But when they got on the bus with the "See You" logo and arrived at what the program crew called the "outdoor venue", they were all stunned.

Because the place they came to was not the ski resort or amusement park they had imagined, but a large open space.

The open space was extremely large, at least the size of a football field, with several "golden hills" piled on it.

"Is this... corn?"

Yangzi has changed into a pair of gold-rimmed glasses and wears an expensive watch. He has an elegant temperament, but it is obvious that he is not a good person.

“Welcome to Corn Mountain.”

Director Li, who took over as chief director, coughed lightly and introduced the program through the loud speaker: "Winter is the off-season for farming, but around the 'See You' cabin, many villagers have stored dried corn."

"Every winter, they would use the oldest corn thresher to remove the kernels from the dried corn and sell them the following year."

"As friendly neighbors of the villagers, you readily agreed to help them complete this difficult task..."

Yangzi looked at the dried corn piled up like several mountains in front of him and felt dizzy. "Who agreed to it so readily on our behalf? We didn't receive any news!"

"Aren't we in a village in the city? Are there neighbors around?"

Lin Jingyi's face was also pale.

They don’t have any neighbors at all. It’s obvious that the production team wants traffic and is deliberately making trouble for them!

Ikeno nodded: "We agreed with great pain."

Program team: "..."

Director Li coughed lightly and continued the role-playing. "To thank you for your 'help,' the villagers have prepared a variety of fruits, vegetables, rice, flour, grains, and oils for everyone. You can exchange the total weight of the corn you peeled today for your favorite vegetables."

After saying that, he gestured to the camera.

The drone camera passed by and gave a close-up. In front of the wide open space, there were many fresh vegetables and fruits.

There are also various "labels" on it, indicating how much weight can be exchanged for how many items.

Director Li continued, "The vegetables and fruits you redeemed will become the 'granary' of the 'See You' cabin, and will also be the source of ingredients for Teacher Huang to cook for you today."

"?!"

Hearing the sound, everyone's expression changed.

It can't be done, it can't be done!

What kind of torture is this?!

"I finally understand."

Ikeno suddenly realized: "It turns out that the production team not only wants us to die, but also wants us to die ourselves!"

"This way, you don't have to take responsibility, right? It's really bloodless?"

He turned back to his PD camera and said, "Family, if I'm gone, remember to burn some incense for me next year."

"Hhh."

"The director team of 'See You' is the most fan-loving I've ever seen!"

"The production team understands what we like to watch, so they're going to severely punish these monsters."

The audience in the live broadcast room obviously did not pray for Chi Ye. Instead, they were celebrating and were very satisfied with the arrangement made by the "See You" program team.

——What are you here to watch when you come to "See You"?
Isn’t it just to torture these “cancer” of cholera in the domestic entertainment industry?

This is how I feel relieved!
Here, after the program team announced the regulations, they asked professionals to come and teach everyone how to use the corn thresher.

Corn threshers are very common in rural areas. They are the most ancient kind where you put corn in, turn the handle manually, and use force to peel the corn kernels off the cob.

To be honest, it's a physical job.

"Come on, kids."

Teacher Huang smiled kindly, "Everyone, get moving! Labor is the most glorious thing. I just saw that poisonous beans are the cheapest. You only need five pounds of corn kernels to exchange them."

Ikeno: "Yes, human life is so worthless."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone looked at each other, and everything was said without words.

Among all the monsters and demons, except Jingyi who loves to eat history, no one else has this habit.

The program team announced the start of the timer. Everyone seemed busy, but in fact they were all showing off their special abilities.

……

Ikeno stood in front of his "machine", pretended to put a corn in it, and then turned it slowly.

Jin Xia, who was standing next to him, was puzzled when she saw this: "Teacher Chi, why are you so perfunctory? If we can't turn out too many corn kernels, we'll have no ingredients to cook!"

Chi Ye glanced at her and found that the old lady was putting thick cotton gloves on her pair of white and tender hands. After putting them on, it seemed that she felt that the protection was not enough, so she added another pair. Her whole hand was swollen like a tumor.

"What? If I don't do it for free, am I going to follow your example and not even act at all?"

Ikeno exclaimed: "Once you show this skill, who would dare to ask you to work?!"

"Genius, get out of the hospital!"

Jin Xia: “…Teacher Chi!”

"Okay, okay, get to work." Ikeno waved his hand, but didn't speed up his movements.

——Look at the others, Yangzi and Teacher Lu, two of the three knowledgeable people in "See You", are pretending that they don't know the corn thresher and are studying the machine from a distance!

He did it himself, which was very conscientious of him!

Of course, among the seven guests, the most conscientious one is Shi Daifu, who has had little presence since Teacher Huang and others moved in.

She took out a hairpin from somewhere, neatly tied up her long hair into a high ponytail, then put on the thin gloves prepared by the program crew, picked up two large buckets of corn, and started throwing them into the machine one by one.

The other seemingly slender arm turned effortlessly.

All of a sudden, only the sound of "crackling" could be heard, and batch after batch of golden corn kernels quickly piled up into a mountain.

“Woc…!”

Ikeno and the others were stunned.

"Ok?"

Shi Dafu noticed everyone's gaze, stopped moving her arms like a hot wheel, turned around and looked at everyone, a little nervous: "Then...that...did I do something wrong?"

Everyone: “…No problem.”

"Oh."

Shi Dafu nodded, her almond-shaped eyes falling back on the rusty stripping machine, a hungry glint in the depths of her eyes.

The more corn kernels you peel, the more ingredients you have, and the more you can eat...

To be honest, she has been in a half-hungry state since she moved into the cabin. After experiencing Jin Xia's "health tea" incident yesterday, she felt even more ashamed of herself, so she didn't dare to eat too much breakfast.

But she usually consumes a lot and eats a lot, and now she has reached the limit of her tolerance.

Peel more and she’ll be full!

Thinking of this, Shi Dafu's pair of slender and smooth little hands had already turned into a hot wheel, and sparks were faintly flying from the corn thresher.

Buzz buzz buzz.

Click click click…

Chi Ye was horrified when he heard this and could no longer bear it. He quickly shouted, "Teacher Shi, Teacher Shi, stop spinning, the sparks are coming out!"

"What hatred or grudge do you have that would cause you to harm the five of us like this?"

"Well…!"

Shi Dafu hurriedly stopped her "Hot Wheels" and her oval face flushed red. "I...I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt anyone."

Chiye: "..."

He walked over and grabbed Shi Dafu: "You feel sorry for the machine. Look at the one you gave it to your 'neighbor'. The machine is almost falling apart."

Shi Dafu was startled. She looked over and found that there was indeed a deep scratch between the machine handle and the machine arm.

"I...I didn't mean to do that. Maybe my method of operation was wrong..."

"None of that matters."

Chi Ye's eyelids were twitching as he watched. This broken machine would take a lot of effort for a normal person to use normally. How did Shi Dafu do it effortlessly when she could always grind other things?
Look at her delicate figure...

Could it be that she has become an immortal? !
"Sister Shishi, you are so strong! So amazing!"

Jin Xia looked at the empty space under her own machine, then looked at the pile of corn kernels under Shi Daifu's machine, and admired her even more.

But when Shi Dafu heard the words "very strong", she felt so embarrassed that she wanted to find a hole to crawl into. She waved her hands hurriedly: "No, no... I'm not very strong..."

"Yes, he may not be very strong, but he is very lucky."

Jin Xia was puzzled: "What does that mean?"

Ikeno sighed: "Most people wouldn't dare to provoke Mr. Huang like this."

Everyone: "..."

"I'm sorry everyone... I... I'll go slower."

Shi Dafu lowered her head and apologized. She was not completely ignorant and already knew what everyone meant.

"Why are you apologizing? It's okay. From now on, I will give you the meals that Teacher Huang cooks for me. You won't starve." Ikeno comforted.

Jin Xia: "...Teacher Chi, you are so vicious."

"Ah... no, no, I'm not hungry. My appetite... I don't eat much..."

Shi Dafu didn't care about these. She didn't expect Chi Ye to see through her thoughts. Her face turned even redder and she felt ashamed.

Chiye: "..."

How did this kind of self-deprecating personality, where one subconsciously says “I’m not hungry” even when they are hungry, develop?
……

After this little episode, without the honest man like Shi Dafu, the group of old artists had reached a tacit understanding. Although they were working on the surface, they were actually slacking off.

Half an hour passed, and Yangzi and Teacher Lu didn't even understand the machine!
Even you, the King of Knowledge, don’t understand!

This summer, nothing was achieved.

It wasn't that Lafayette did it on purpose, it was because she really had never used this thing before, and... her gloves were wrapped like a tumor, and she couldn't do any work!
Chi Ye took a quick look and found that among the group of people, except for Teacher Huang, he was the one who peeled the most.

For a moment, he wanted to ask Teacher Huang: Who is the real wasp?!

Of course, the program crew is definitely not satisfied with this appalling work efficiency.

Director Li was in charge of this outdoor recording. He frowned after discovering that all the monsters were secretly slacking off.

I expected everyone to be a bit frivolous, but I didn't expect the guests to actually refuse to "eat yellow rice". What's wrong? Do they really want to be their "true selves"?!

He paused and winked at the assistant next to him.

The assistant immediately handed the loud speaker to Director Li, who took it and shouted, "Everyone, please pause for a moment. Next, I have an announcement."

The "busy" crowd looked up. Yangzi, holding his waist in a pretentious manner, began his speech as usual: "What? What's the bad news? My old waist can't take it anymore!"

Ikeno: "I can't stand the acting anymore."

Yangzi: “?”

He glared at me: Who are you with?

Ikeno apologized: "Sorry, I'm used to it."

Yangzi: “…”

"Given everyone's work attitude, the villagers hope that everyone will complete the work within an hour."

"?"

Yangzi immediately shouted, "The villagers' hopes?! Where are the villagers? Aren't they all from your production team?"

Ikeno: "Why are these villagers causing so much trouble?"

Program team: "..."

Director Li ignored the two people's complaints and continued, "If you can't finish the work within an hour, you won't be able to get the ingredients and won't be able to have lunch."

"!!"

Upon hearing this, everyone was not surprised but happy!

Is there such a good thing? !

"If you don't want to eat, don't eat!"

"Then we won't eat."

"I'm too tired and can't finish the work. It's a pity that I can't eat Teacher Huang's meal." Teacher Lu has high emotional intelligence.

"Ah, I still want to eat!" Lin Jingyi regretfully.

Well, you can see that she really feels sorry.

What is this innately afflicted poisonous body?!

"...!"

"Hey, how can this be possible?"

Here, Mr. Huang listened to everyone's "regrets" and frowned, then began his usual teaching: "You still have to eat. People are made of iron and rice is made of steel. You kids have never experienced hardship."

As he said this, he pointed to the iron pot he brought with him and said happily: "Kids, don't worry about lunch."

"It's okay even if you can't finish the work at noon."

"I've discussed with the production team that even if we have to set up a makeshift stove here, we'll still make lunch for everyone!"

"Don't worry, I promise not to let anyone go hungry!"

Everyone: "?!"

Ikeno: "No buddy, are you chasing and killing me?!"

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