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Chapter 23 "Yangtze River Safety"

"Ahem...what's wrong, kids? Are you so happy you don't know what to say?"

When Teacher Huang saw everyone’s different expressions, he couldn’t help but smile slightly and pout to act cute.

It is said that Teacher Huang knows he is wrong, Teacher Huang knows it is wrong, but Teacher Huang just refuses to change.

Teacher Huang uses all his tricks to "satisfy himself"!
Is this obedience test really that addictive?
Everyone sighed inwardly, but Teacher Lu maintained his high emotional intelligence and spoke: "This is too hard, Teacher Huang, why don't we peel corn together? You can take a break too."

"It's not hard at all. I thought about it before I came to this show. The show is short of a cook, and there are so many children who need someone to take care of them."

Teacher Huang waved his hand, indicating that poisoning a few people was not a big deal, and that he had to kill everyone before he could be done.

Ikeno nodded after hearing this: "The show is indeed lacking a killer. With so many guests, someone has to be killed."

Everyone: "..."

Teacher Huang glanced at Chi Ye and said, "Chi Ye, you are a kid whose mouth is always busy. You eat first."

"Okay, I'll be on my way later."

Ikeno accepted the result calmly, and the commentary was already bursting with laughter.

"Hhh, no, this is a comedy variety show?"

"Is Mr. Huang pretending, or is he genuine?"

"I think it's both. He really wants to whitewash himself by playing memes, but he also really wants to poison and confuse people!"

"Don't worry, no one will survive today."

Over here, Ikeno is already "making arrangements for my funeral": "After I'm gone, please remember to cremate my jawline. I guess the subways in the underworld also prohibit the carrying of controlled knives."

PD: "..."

He was actually very nervous about following Ikeno because Ikeno was always outspoken.

But after yesterday's and this morning's experiences, he has learned from Director Li that the popularity of Chi Ye's live broadcast room has remained high, and it is expected to become the most popular live broadcast room among the many monsters in "See You".

His performance improved accordingly, so how could he be dissatisfied?
The popularity of "See You" has already begun to show, and now he just hopes that Ikeno can say more.

If you can speak, then say more!

"Okay... then let's work hard and try to have dinner soon."

Teacher Lu's expression was not very good, but he was too familiar with Teacher Huang to say anything, so he could only give a warning: "I'm trying to lose weight recently, Teacher Huang, please do less for me."

Hearing this, Teacher Huang looked him over and nodded with a smile, "Don't worry, I'll make you a fat-reducing meal!"

Teacher Lu: “…”

Kill friendly forces too?!

The program team announced a "life countdown" and Teacher Huang issued a "kill order". Everyone had no other choice but to continue working on the surface.

But the actual work efficiency was not even as good as at the beginning. He kept procrastinating, which made the audience in the live broadcast room and the program crew laugh and cry.

"Hmm... ahem."

Seeing that the show was already working, Director Li couldn't let everyone slack off. He coughed lightly and said, "Okay... considering everyone's current state is not right, let's readjust our 'working methods'."

Everyone looked up at him, their eyes silent.

Chi Ye was surprised: "Another dirty trick?!"

Director Li: "...Chi Ye, don't make things worse."

He paused, then spoke through a loud speaker: "Since everyone's current work enthusiasm is not high, then we will switch to a group mode. There are seven guests on site, divided into groups of two, and one person will take turns to do other tasks."

"In the group competition, there are limited amounts of vegetables and meat. The group with the heaviest corn kernels peeled gets to choose the best vegetables first, followed by the second place, and the third place last."

"Ok?"

Everyone was stunned and immediately heard the hidden meaning.

"So, once we're divided into groups, each group chooses their own ingredients and cooks their own meals, right? Otherwise, what's the point of being divided into groups?"

Teacher Lu hurriedly asked to confirm.

Director Li smiled at everyone and said, "Yes, each group of two people will keep all the ingredients they exchange for. In other words, you can make your own lunch."

"...!!"

"I'm saying, even PUBG has a life circle, can't See You leave us a chance to survive?!"

Ikeno clapped his hands and cheered: "I think it's okay, let's do it!"

The others didn't have as big a "reaction" as Ikeno, but each of them had a relaxed smile on their face that came from the heart.

If there are two people in a group cooking, even if they come last, it’s okay as long as they are not with Teacher Huang!
"Group? Divide in any way you want!"

The old man, whose novelty had worn off, was originally listless, but when he heard about the grouping, his peach blossom eyes immediately lit up and he raised his hand: "I want to be in the same group with Teacher Chi!"

Everyone: "..."

Teacher Huang, Teacher Lu and Lin Jingyi looked at Chi Ye with inexplicably complicated expressions.

Yangzi gritted his teeth, and the little bit of "revolutionary friendship" he had just established with Chi Ye was shattered. He cursed inwardly: Damn it, I was careless, Chi Ye is the biggest competitor!
"Uh..." Director Li glanced at everyone and said, "We will divide the groups by drawing lots."

"Ah, we still have to draw lots."

Karl Lagerfeld was disappointed.

She also wanted to be in a group with Teacher Chi, so that they could "slip out" openly at noon and eat gutter oil and lymph meat.

"Yes, by drawing lots."

Director Li has a headache. He doesn't know whether Jin Xia and Ikeno have the same magnetic field, but these two are together... It will be difficult for their production team to obviously "target" Ikeno in the future.

"Please line up and draw lots."

Five minutes later, the staff of the program team will bring over a lottery box, and everyone will line up in turn to reach in and draw.

There are three numbers in total. Those who draw the same number are grouped together, and there is one single number which is considered a bye.

"Girl, you can draw whatever you want later, and then I'll switch with the person who draws you."

Lu Xiaoming and Lin Jingyi stood together, smelling the "technology" on each other, and felt refreshed.

"Teacher Lu..."

"I've told you so many times, call me Brother Xiaoming!" Lu Xiaoming said domineeringly.

"Brother Xiaoming~" Lin Jingyi said shyly: "What if others don't want to switch with us?"

"How could that be?" Lu Xiaoming said confidently, "I'm here, I'll change it."

"But Chiye..."

"Girl." Lu Xiaoming paused, avoiding the camera and said, "I think Chi Ye is just a bit sharp-tongued, but he's actually a nice person. Besides, Jin Xia is quite attached to him right now. Why are you always picking on him?"

Lin Jingyi pouted, and her newly plumped lips exuded a chewy luster.

Lv Xiaoming's heart was pounding, but he shook his head. "We're in this industry, so we still need to make more friends. I'm doing this for your own good."

"Brother Xiaoming~!" Lin Jingyi stomped her feet, and the sound of her voice broke Teacher Lu's heart. She caught a black carp for Teacher Lu.

"I don't care. He's such a disgusting person. If it weren't for him, people outside...why would they keep saying that I like to eat...huh!"

"A young lady like Jin Xia might get bored after a while, so you have to help me when that happens!"

Lu Xiaoming frowned when he heard this, looked around, and found that no one was paying attention to him. Just as he was about to speak...

"Ah, why am I a bye?"

Jin Xia's coquettish voice sounded, feeling very aggrieved: "Teacher Chi, I'm a bye!"

"Isn't it good to have a bye?"

Ikeno, who was standing right behind him, was surprised: "Isn't it good not to have to work? How about we switch?"

"No change."

Chiye: "?"

The old man said confidently: "Without you, it would be boring for me to be in the same group with others!"

"It would be better not to work!"

Chiye: "...Okay."

Everyone: “…6.”

Are these two not going to talk?

Originally everyone thought it was unlikely, but looking at the situation this summer...

No, Ikeno, aren't you here to clear your name?
What? You want to work 20 years less now?! Greedy!

"Ahem, I drew a 4. Who else drew the same number as me?"

Teacher Huang, with her little belly sticking out, looked at everyone with her hands behind her back, looking for her partner.

“I…fuck.”

When Yangzi saw the “4” on his hand, his eyes went dark.

Teacher Huang: “?”

“…I drew 4, I want 4.”

Yangzi's face was ashen as death. He looked at the others and asked, "Is anyone willing to trade with me?"

Chi Ye squinted his eyes: "How shameless of you to want others to die for you."

Yangzi: “…”

He ignored Chi Ye and focused his attention on Lin Jingyi.

——As everyone knows, Lin Jingyi likes the "meals" cooked by Teacher Huang the most. Perhaps it is because of this that Teacher Huang takes her with him wherever he goes.

Rumor has it in the circle that when Mr. Huang participated in the variety show, he didn’t ask about the treatment, he only asked one question - can you bring Lin Jingyi with you?

No, then I won’t participate.

"NO."

Unexpectedly, facing Yangzi's gaze, Lin Jingyi shook her head decisively and approached Teacher Lu: "I promised to cook with Teacher Lu~"

"You, you are such a greedy little cat!"

Teacher Lu smiled indulgently.

Everyone: "..."

"Then we don't need to draw. Teacher Shi and I will be in the same group."

Ikeno glanced at Director Li.

Now everyone else has drawn their lottery tickets, and the last two left are him and Shi Dafu.

"Ah."

Director Li nodded, then looked at everyone: "Because we are now working in pairs, each team member needs to wear a double jumpsuit to coordinate the work."

"The time will be reset to one hour, and the activity will end in one hour. It will depend on you how much food each group can get in the end."

After saying this, he was just about to put away the loudspeaker.

"What about me?"

After waiting anxiously for a long time, she realized that the production team didn't pay any attention to her at all. She immediately grumbled and said, "I'm a bye, what can I do?"

you?
Everyone looked at her and curled their lips. Although they didn't dare to say it out loud, what can you do?
The eldest lady just needs to wait obediently for the production crew to feed her.

"Hey, what are you looking at?" The old lady's ability to capture eye contact was very accurate, and there was dissatisfaction in her charming peach blossom eyes.

"Yeah, what do you mean?"

Chi Ye was also very dissatisfied and ordered: "Master Buddha, go and cause some trouble for them, let them see your strength!"

Jin Xia was furious: "...Teacher Chi, you are not a good person either!"

Of course, Ikeno, who is not a good person, said this, but his body was very honest. He suggested to the production team: "Let Jinxia remember the weight, and then let her choose the ingredients according to the fixed portion."

Director Li thought about it and realized that this rule was not a sudden idea, but a backup plan, otherwise the program team would not have prepared jumpsuits.

But this summer is indeed a bit difficult... Mr. Florentino is too valuable, and he probably can't do anything by himself. Ikeno's suggestion is not bad.

"Okay, then Teacher Jinxia will help you record the weight, but the 'warehouse' is a bit far from here..."

"It's okay, it's okay, I can do it!"

Jin Xia's peach blossom eyes had already lit up, and she looked very excited: "I promise to complete the task!"

"Look, this is the state of contemporary college students finding jobs."

Ikeno shook his head and sighed.

Karl Lagerfeld skipped to the warehouse to prepare for the recording, and the staff of the program team also brought a jumpsuit.

Chi Ye took the pink double bodysuit, and when he walked back to the machine, he found that Shi Dafu was tense all over, and her hands were nervously pinching the corners of the clothes.

Chiye: "?"

Thinking of a certain unlucky guy who was once sent to the hospital by a punch, he couldn't help but say, "How about... I ask the production team to try a different approach?"

"No, no need."

The boxing champion hadn't said anything just now, and it was obvious that she was a little nervous.

Ikeno thought for a moment and said, "Come on then."

He said this, but after putting on the jumpsuit, he still took the initiative to keep a distance from Shi Dafu.

The boxing champion's tense body was obviously relaxed. The jumpsuit prepared by the program team was not particularly tight. It was just for the effect of the show so that the two of them could always stay at a relatively close distance.

"Let me turn the handle. This is physically demanding."

Ikeno thought that he was a man, and even though his partner was a boxing champion, there was nothing wrong with being polite.

Unexpectedly, when the boxing champion heard this, he didn't refute it at all, and nodded lightly: "Okay."

Chiye: "..."

"Hhh, this is hilarious. Huye's expression looks like he's eaten something."

"This is the first time I've seen Huye show this expression."

"Shishi is definitely a hidden killer!"

"You're just pretending. Why don't you continue to be polite?"

Chi Ye also felt a little regretful, but since Shi Dafu had nodded, he couldn't go back on his word. He could only grit his teeth and start turning the handle.

Kaka…

After just a few turns, he found that the machine was more difficult to use than he had imagined.

It's stuck.

"Hmm... Wait, let me see... Hey, why can't it turn..."

There was a "clicking" sound coming from the robotic arm and the rotating rod.

"...!"

"You...you're not using it right."

Shi Dafu finally reacted, and there seemed to be a hint of laughter in her crisp voice: "Let me do it."

Ikeno: "...That's fine, we're a group, it's all the same."

"Ah."

Shi Dafu didn't notice Chi Ye's embarrassment at the moment. The two stood up and awkwardly changed positions with small steps. Then Shi Dafu came to the place where the handle was turned and squatted down.

"Let it go."

Ikeno obediently started putting corn in.

Click click click…

Suddenly, Hot Wheels appeared again, sparks flew everywhere, and corn kernels accumulated at a speed visible to the naked eye.

……

Not far away, the other two groups of members who had just adjusted their positions saw this scene and felt like the sky was falling.

"No, the production team is being unfair. How can this be played?!"

Yangzi and Mr. Huang, two obese elderly people, were pressed tightly together. The former immediately broke down: "He's cheating! The production team doesn't care? He's cheating!"

"Ahem, why are you in such a hurry?"

The production team remained silent. Teacher Huang beside them said cheerfully, "We're not in a hurry. We're in the same group anyway. What difference does it make whether we win or lose?"

Yangzi: "...Save me, save me!"

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