Manager, give me a membership card too!

When Luo Xia opened his eyes, he found himself in a pristine white space. The system in his mind told him, "Go, collect more members. Only in this way can you become stronger, strong enough that you won't be locked in a dark room by your old 2D waifu in the game to have babies."
From that day on, Luo Xia began a pleasant life of casually promoting the membership card and spoiling the future for his members every day.
"Emiya Kiritsugu, you will personally destroy the Holy Grail that you crave."
"Tony Stark, one day you'll get a pricked in the kidney by an avocado!"
"Boros, you'll be defeated by a bald guy in a bodysuit named Saitama someday."
"Dr. Romani, you don't have much time left to live."
I, Rorschach, have no other hobbies than wanting to save more innocent children and raise more lovely daughters.
Type-Moon/Marvel → Loli Bullet → Type-Moon/Dark Souls → Madoka Magica → Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha → Flame-Haired Burning-Eyed Slayer → Heretic Azkalam → Death Game (SAO + crossover anime mashup). Each volume's plot is relatively independent; you can choose to read it at your discretion. (oo)