Manager, give me a membership card too!

"Of course I find it disgusting, Medusa! I can hardly bear to look at you now."

The way her sister, whom she had longed for day and night, described herself made Gorgon's body tremble slightly. Her well-developed, alluring figure, like a ripe peach, involuntarily curled up slightly, trying to completely envelop herself with her wings. But a second later, Euryale's words made Gorgon pause, and also brought a relieved smile to Rorschach, who had been silently observing from the side.

"Look at your wings, they haven't been properly groomed at all. And your tail, you must have just given it a quick clean instead of any maintenance, right? And your hair, how can a goddess be dressed like that, with your hair all loose? What kind of behavior is this! A goddess should have pigtails!"

"Ugh, really, I can't stand it anymore! As expected, Medusa can't live properly without me and Stheno. Stop standing there like an idiot, come here, let me take care of you."

"Eh?! Yes! Sister Euryale!"

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I only realized when I uploaded the next chapter that this chapter's scheduled update was a month later -_-||

Chapter 100 Please Don't Touch Me (Noli me tangere)

Chapter 100 Please Don't Touch Me (Noli me tangere)

"Now it's the girls' private time, and even Lord Rorschach is not allowed to peek. But don't worry, there's a surprise for you tonight."

With a mischievous wink, Steno smiled and closed the door in front of Rorschach, shutting out the room's occupant.

Shaking his head with a wry smile, Rorschach unconsciously recalled the scene he had seen in the last second before the room closed, thanks to his extraordinary eyesight inherited from Herax.

'Having a few daughters? That seems like a good idea...'

Rorschach glanced subconsciously at Jeanne and Sakura's room, and with a feeling that he was about to be skewered and grilled on spikes like "Hey~ I'm so angry!" he couldn't help but shudder.

Touching his cool neck, Rorschach snapped his fingers and left the Type-Moon world, arriving in New York in 2009.

Brooklyn Walsh Church

Stepping into this small chapel, which he had summoned with a fully upgraded three-star Mystic Code and which had undergone modern renovations, Rorschach found the purpose of his trip.

Kirei Kotomine and Karen Altsia had just returned to the church not long ago.

"Lord Rorschach, do you mean I should also perform the same summoning as Miss Medusa and the others?"

Looking at the several beautiful gems shimmering with iridescent light in his hand, Kirei Kotomine felt a surge of interest. Now that his soul was gradually being restored, he naturally possessed the normal emotions and desires of an ordinary person. Although he remained quite detached due to his innate nature, he was much better than before.

And among these emotions, naturally, is one of the most primal human emotions: curiosity.

Looking at his hands, which were now completely empty, Father Mapo became curious about what he could summon.

"I never imagined that even after you ended the Holy Grail War, I would still experience something similar."

Father Mapo looked up at Rorschach before him, fiddling with the holy crystal in his hand. "What do you need me to do, Lord Rorschach? Should I prepare the holy relic?"

"Artifacts? We don't need those, because the best artifacts we have right now are already here."

Seeing Luo Xia looking at him with a strange smile, Kirei Kotomine was slightly taken aback before realizing what was happening.

"You mean, the King of Heroes?"

"Yes and no."

Rorschach nodded, then shook his head. He explained to the puzzled priest before him:

"My target is indeed the King of Heroes, but you could also say it's not him. What I truly want to summon is the Wise King who returned after embarking on a journey to find the elixir of immortality following the death of his close friend Enkidu. He has shed his former arrogance and undergone a complete transformation, with significant changes in his manner of doing things."

Most importantly, he possesses the Wise King Gilgamesh, and even has all three treasures, while the limited-edition Golden Gilgamesh has none. According to the system's explanation, the Saint Quartz produced by the system can only summon characters from his previous games. If he successfully summons a character without Golden Gilgamesh, it will definitely be the Wise King Gilgamesh.

This kind of luck that used to make him want to bang his head against the wall actually made Luo Xia breathe a sigh of relief now. After all, Jill Jiao Yulu was much easier to get along with than he was during his immature teenage years.

“But…” Just as Rorschach was considering whether to draw a Heroic Spirit Summoning Circle here as well, Kirei Kotomine’s hesitant voice rang out.

"If we consider the 'future' Lord Rorschach previously gave us, it seems I have quite a connection with the assassin known as 'Hundred Faces.' Wouldn't it be very disappointing for you if I accidentally summoned that group of assassins?"

"It's nothing, it's nothing." Luo Xia waved his hand dismissively, then crossed his arms and gently rubbed his chin, which he cleaned meticulously every day.

"If the Hundred Faces are really summoned, it's not necessarily a bad thing. As you know, Kirei, I'm currently very short-handed, so the appearance of the Hundred Faces seems like a good outcome."

Whether it's Uruk Axe King, Hundred Faces, or the giant dog stolen from Bajie, any one of these three would be a huge help to Rorschach. Kirei Kotomine, who has experience as a Master with all three, is indeed a good summoning catalyst, but Rorschach has other insurance options.

"Karen, come, stand in front of Kirei."

The little nun, who had been quietly listening to the two's conversation, glanced at the priest who looked thoughtful. After receiving his nod of agreement, she trudged over to Kirei Kotomine on her short legs.

"Lord Rorschach, could it be that...."

"Yes, that's right." Luo Xia wanted to touch the other's silver, flowing hair, but the little nun decisively dodged him. Somewhat embarrassed, he withdrew his hand. This girl still only had eyes for Kirei Kotomine.

"Kallen also has experience as Gilgamesh's Master. Although her approach is different from the other two, it should still increase the success rate."

Father Mapo nodded silently and handed the holy crystal to Karen. Then he asked Rorschach, "What should I do?"

"No special preparations are needed. The reason we made such a big fuss over there was because it was the first test, so we wanted to be on the safe side. Now that the experiment has been successful, it means that the idea is feasible. Kirei, you just need to say something like 'Summoning begins' aloud or in your mind."

After explaining, Rorschach silently retreated to the side, while Kirei Komine, after glancing at his daughter who was holding the Saint Quartz opposite him, raised his right hand, mimicking Rorschach's earlier gesture:

"Summoning~ Begin!"

A dazzling light echoed in the chapel's reception room, a scene that had previously unfolded in Fuyuki City now playing out again in this completely different world. Endless white light enveloped Kallen, and looking at the unchanging white radiance, Rorschach sighed softly.

Has it failed?

A moment later, the light faded, and three Saint Quartz were gone from Karen's hand. In their place was a long strip of cloth on the little girl's shoulder that looked as if it were stained with blood.

"This appearance, this magical fluctuation? This is... the Shroud of Remains?"

As a devout former priest, Kirei Kotomine is very knowledgeable about many things in the Church, including its various secrets.

The Shroud of the Dead is one such example, typically the shroud of a famous historical saint, who gained extraordinary abilities due to their unique experiences. The scroll in Karen's possession, however, is...

【No. 39 Shroud of Relic of Mary Magdalene ☆☆☆☆】

Is this considered... returning something to its rightful owner?

Watching the young nun hand him the Shroud of Horror at Kirei Kotomine's prompting, the man shook his head slightly, his voice tinged with a hint of感慨 (gǎnkǎi, a complex emotion encompassing both admiration and regret):

"It seems this thing is indeed destined for you. Even though history has changed, it still wants to come to your side? Take it, Karen. Although this thing doesn't have the ability to actively harm others, it can still be useful for self-defense."

Nodding as if she understood but not quite, a clear smile appeared on Karen's usually somewhat aloof face for the first time. The little one gently stroked the crimson shroud covering her body, seemingly quite fond of it.

[Ding~ Your member Karen Ordesia's attitude towards you has been upgraded from Respect to Adoration. You are rewarded with 30 Saint Quartz and 10 Summoning Tickets. This character's affinity has been raised to the maximum; she will now produce 1 Saint Quartz per day and 1 Summoning Ticket per week.]

The system notification that appeared before his eyes surprised Luo Xia slightly. He didn't expect that Karen, who had been stuck at the level of "Revered" favorability, would actually break through because of a piece of Holy Relic Cloth. This was an unexpected surprise.

Seeing the 30 Saint Quartz already in his account, the shopkeeper's mood immediately brightened. He smiled and said to the little nun, "Little Karen, would you like to try the magic trick I just performed?"

The little nun stopped stroking the Shroud of Relic in her hands, raised her head, and asked curiously, "Karen, is that okay too?"

"of course can!"

Luo Xia gave the little girl in front of him a thumbs up and used his will to control the system to grant her a permission. Then, he smiled and said to Kallen, "It's all done. If little Kallen wants to summon, she just needs to say 'Summoning start' like Kirei did just now."

Kallen gently nodded her small silver head, then looked down at the three remaining Saint Quartz in her hand. Her delicate voice echoed in the church's reception room:

"Summoning begins!"

A dazzling golden light bursts forth at this moment.

I've written 7,000 words this night. Due to adjustments to the outline and subsequent plot, it's a bit late and I can only manage three updates. I apologize to everyone. I'll resume with four updates tomorrow.

Chapter 101 From Uruk (Please subscribe!)

Chapter 101 From Uruk

A dazzling golden light bathed the entire church, pale blue magic circles flashed on the ground, and bursts of golden-iridescent light particles scattered in the air, highlighting the...somewhat short body at the center of the radiance!

Is Jill Jiao Yulu really that short? The dog's height doesn't match either! Which heroic spirit is this? Wait, could it be...?

The radiance subsided, the strange phenomenon disappeared, and the once dazzling church returned to its usual ordinariness, revealing the small figure between Kirei Kotomine and Sister Karen.

"Wow, this is a completely new world. It's amazing that there are places I've never seen before."

"Hello, sir, and this little girl over here. I am Gilgamesh, just call me Gil. I have answered your call to come and help you."

The little boy with tousled blond hair greeted everyone politely, his smile bright and cheerful. His scarlet, vertical pupils, devoid of any hint of malevolence, scanned the church with interest, and almost instantly spotted Shopkeeper Rorschach standing nearby.

"Hey, isn't this Master Uncle? Long time no see~. Ever since you disappeared, those older sisters have been looking for you like crazy. I think you'd better go back as soon as possible, otherwise some unspeakable things might happen."

Looking at the young Flash who had kindly reminded him, Luo Xia's eye twitched. Had the situation already reached this critical point? But what was with that old man? I'm only twenty-four! Twenty-four! The prime of my youth, not some old man!

However, Rorschach still had to respond to the kind reminder from the young boy; such polite children were rare these days.

"Thank you for reminding me, Jill. I'll handle this as soon as possible."

"Well, I only reminded them because I saw the increasingly strange expressions on the older women's faces. It's nothing."

The young king waved his hand, indicating that it was nothing. After speaking, he seemed to remember something, and raised his pair of bright red vertical pupils to look at Luo Xia beside him with a puzzled expression.

"Master, what brings you here? Just tell me if you need any help. I'm a bit bored right now, so find me something to do!"

The young boy smiled, but Luo Xia, standing in front of him, seemed somewhat troubled.

If he had summoned other Heroic Spirits, Rorschach would have indeed been very helpful in dealing with the situation, since what he needed most right now was manpower, especially manpower that was not afraid of the Black Bullet World Virus.

But looking at the young-looking Jill in front of him, Rorschach shook his head. Just as he was about to say something, the boy's expression suddenly changed, and a strange light flashed in his eyes as he stared fixedly at the ceiling of the church.

"What's wrong, Jill?"

"It's nothing, it's nothing, Master. It's just that my eyes suddenly feel a little out of control, even though I clearly turned them off."

Looking at young Gil, who was clutching his head and looking pained, Rorschach asked with concern:

"Eyes? Could it be...?"

"Ugh, it's such an annoying ability that makes everything in this world so boring. I basically hate using it. But what I saw this time is kind of interesting..."

Although she didn't know why she couldn't see anything about Rorschach, as if fate itself was inherently ambiguous, Jill saw herself—her own reflection, a genuine smile, so radiant, as if she had found something lost and regained. And at that moment, the shape of her lips...

Thinking of this, the blond boy suddenly looked up and smiled brightly at Rorschach in front of him, saying, "Master, let's make a deal!"

...............

Returning to his villa in the Type-Moon world with a strange expression, Rorschach smiled and tossed the alien twin swords in his hand before inserting them back into the mountain of gold and jewels in his system space.

"Would you trade a tenth of your treasure and several Noble Phantasms for a fully limit-broken 3-star card of mine? Gilgamesh has become much more open about his feelings at this age."

【No. 1108 From Uruk☆☆☆】

Recalling Gilgamesh's attitude after receiving the card—"These uncles, use them first. If you need more, come ask me for more. I, Gilgamesh, may lack everything, but I don't lack money," Rorschach shook his head with a smile.

The original plan was to find a competent, patient, and loving manager for the Black Bullet children, but since Young Flash wanted one, Rorschach naturally gave it to him, after all, it was a fair trade.

Those few treasures alone were of considerable help to Rorschach, and the original plan could be slightly modified to be more direct.

In high spirits, Rorschach arrived at his room door, intending to knock and ask Stheno and the others if they were done. However, as soon as his right hand touched the door, the door slowly opened with the force of the movement.

The door wasn't closed?

Looking at the half-open door with a puzzled expression, Luo Xia peeked inside. The spacious and bright room was empty; the previous scene of bustling activity had vanished, leaving only a faint, almost imperceptible fragrance lingering in the air.

After entering his room and looking around to make sure no one else was there, Luo Xia closed the door with some confusion.

What are Stheno and the others up to? They were acting all mysterious, like they were about to make a big splash, and now they've all disappeared?

Scratching his head in confusion, Luo Xia approached the bed.

There are important things to do tomorrow, so I need to rest early today to get enough rest.

After making the bed and drawing the curtains, Luo Xia took off his clothes and headed towards the bathroom.

This fully-equipped villa, provided by the Matou family, has an independent bathroom system in every room, including the master bedroom where Rorschach is located.

Turn on the natural gas water heater in the room. This is a new product launched by the natural gas company, in which the Church holds an 80% stake, and it has been well received by the residents of Fuyuki.

Scalding hot water sprayed from the showerhead, flowing over Luo Xia's muscular body, which resembled a marble sculpture.

Reaching out, Luo Xia wiped the glass in front of him, which was shrouded in a thin layer of mist from the heat. Looking at the tall, familiar yet unfamiliar figure in the blurry lens, he couldn't help but sigh slightly.

Life's ups and downs are truly amazing; I never imagined I would have such a wonderful life today.

Luo Xia took a handful of hot water and wiped his face. Suddenly, he paused and turned to look at the bathroom door.

There was someone there, and it was someone I knew. This aura...

'Knock knock knock'

A hesitant knock sounded, followed by Gorgon's mature and alluring voice, tinged with nervousness.

"Lord Luo Xia, may I come in?"

900 average subscriptions! As promised, I'm owed another chapter. I wonder if I can reach 1000 average subscriptions (﹃) There's a little surprise for 1000 average subscriptions. After watching the TV version of Chapter 7 yesterday, I've been thinking about how to reasonably and naturally revive Siduri and reunite her with Gilgamesh and Enkidu. Then I saw the card 'From Uruk' in the illustration in the text (oo)