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Chapter 24 Two Old Men Arguing About Their Father
"Okay, can I really poison you to death in broad daylight?"

Teacher Huang was a little dissatisfied with Yangzi's performance and disdainful attitude.

Yangzi heard the voice and remained silent.

Chi Ye nodded: "Yes."

Yangzi: “…”

Teacher Huang glanced over here with dissatisfaction, and suddenly smiled: "You are right."

Everyone: "..."

Chi Ye couldn't hold it back: "Teacher Huang, you don't even want to act now?"

Teacher Huang pouts and has an innocent face.

"..."

Just as Chi Ye was about to continue interacting with him, he felt that Shi Dafu next to him paused.

He looked over unexpectedly and saw that the boxing champion still had no expression on his face, but the corners of his lips, which had been pursed, were slightly raised.

Obviously, the boxing champion is also trying to hold back his laughter.

"Laugh if you want."

Seeing her like this, Chi Ye couldn't help but say, "It's actually good to smile more."

Shi Dafu panicked, the smile on her lips disappeared, and she lowered her head and didn't look at him.

Teacher Huang, who was in the distance, heard this and nodded in agreement, saying, "Yeah, little girl, it's good to smile more."

After saying that, he glanced at Yangzi again and said casually: "You kid..."

Yangzi: “?”

"Wait…what did you call me?!"

Yangzi was completely confused and thought for a moment that he had misheard.

Child...child?
"Uh…"

Teacher Huang also realized that his father had chosen the wrong person.

"Trivia." Chi Ye looked over here and explained to everyone: "Teacher Yangzi's surname wasn't Yang before, it was Hai!"

"..."

Shi Dafu, who had been working on the "Hot Wheels" next to her, paused again, and the smooth Hot Wheels came to a brief halt.

Yangzi: ...Chiye, you will die a horrible death!
He ignored Chi Ye and looked at Mr. Huang with displeasure. He entered the professional field and began to increase the intensity: "How old are you this year?"

Teacher Huang: “?”

Feeling a little guilty: "I'm 51!"

Yangzi sneered: "I'm 52!"

Teacher Huang: “…”

Oh no, this is really Lao Deng!

Yangzi paused, raised his voice, frowned and scolded: "Xiao Huang, you big fat boy, you are just naughty..."

"puff…"

Director Li, who had just taken a sip of tea behind the camera, instantly spat out a mouthful of water.

"?!!"

Teacher Huang's pupils also trembled when Yangzi called him "fat boy"!
Big fat boy?

Your whole family is full of fat boys!
He wanted to refute, but this time he was the "dad" who took the initiative, and Yangzi was older than him... It was really difficult to use "dad" to fight back.

No, how come this old wall lamp is older than me?!
"Look, this is the real purpose of 'See You'. Who would have thought, my family, that Mr. Huang would also have a day when he would be... How did you say that..."

"My youngest son is not talented enough to win your father's favor!"

While placing the corn, Ikeno turned back to the PD camera, like a live broadcaster: "Family members who want to continue watching, please make a fan sign and open a VIP account. I will provide everyone with VIP seats for the "See You Daddy King Contest"!"

"Hhh I burst out laughing, witnessing a famous scene."

"Who understands? Yangzi's word 'Xiao Huang' made my aunt laugh so hard that she postponed her aunt's ...

"I understand you hhh, your ex-wife Xiao Huang is gone, and Lao Huang is here again!"

"Anchor Koike, right? You're also playing with me, kid."

"Hurry up, Huye, come over here. We want to see it up close!"

The audience in Chiye's live broadcast room burst into laughter, while Yangzi was still frowning and "scolding": "Look at you, just cook, but you have to teach me a lesson. Well, I'm too old..."

"You're not the right age, are you?"

Mr. Huang actually pulled out his phone to check on the spot and said, "According to your encyclopedia, you are 49 years old this year!"

Yangzi remained calm and said, "Tietie, I like to tell little lies too."

Teacher Huang: “…”

You've learned it all, right?!

Everyone else around heard the conversation between the two, and they pursed their lips, but still couldn't help making a sound.

Ikeno even laughed out loud.

"What are you talking about? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you!"

In the distance, the old lady, who was still happily waiting in the "warehouse" for other guests to bring the corn kernels so that she could start working, frowned in displeasure when she saw how lively it was here.

Chi Ye replied: "It's nothing, it's just two old men arguing about their fathers and fighting. It's not a good look, don't watch it."

Jin Xia: “?!”

"Ahem, everyone, time is precious, please continue working."

Director Li rubbed his face and stopped the fight between these monsters.

Wow, it’s hard not to think that this show will be popular. Bringing this group of “people” together makes it really interesting.

As soon as the program team spoke, everyone reacted.

Although Yangzi is the only victim at present, by peeling a few more corn kernels, we can get high-quality ingredients such as beef, mutton, and even seafood first. As for the last person... I guess the only thing left is the poisonous beans.

Of course, no one wants to eat poisonous beans.

"Teacher Shi, let's work harder and take first place!"

Chi Ye was "borrowing the power of another" and Shi Dafu nodded slightly without saying anything. She didn't even try to exert any strength, but the Hot Wheels had already evolved into the "Storm Nebula Rift".

Because of the "clicking" sound, Ikeno was worried that at some point the machine would not be able to withstand the violence.

Not long after, he found that the speed at which he put the corn in could not keep up with the speed at which the corn kernels fell off!

"All right."

Half an hour later, a "hill of gold" had piled up under the machine of Ikeno Shidafu's team.

Shi Dafu said softly and released the handle. A "creaking" sound was heard, and the wood wrapped around the handle seemed to crack.

"How much weight does this weigh?!"

Chi Ye took a glance and his eyelids twitched.

There were so many corn kernels in front of them. In addition to the ones they peeled in the past half hour, there were also those peeled by the two people before they were divided into groups. After they were combined, all the corn kernels of the two people were added together.

Even so, isn't this a bit too much?
Can it be moved?

The "warehouse" is quite far from here.

Shi Dafu looked at him, unsure: "How about saving more money before giving it to me?"

Ikeno: "...What are you sending me off for? Are you sending me off?"

Shi Dafu: "..."

"Let's send this batch over first. Depending on the time, we might be able to send another batch later."

Ikeno rubbed his arm. It seemed easy to pass the corn all the time, but after a long time, his arm was a little sore.

Looking at Shi Dafu again, she didn't seem affected at all.

——Sister, this is the real Popeye, so awesome?
Shi Daifu had no idea what Chi Ye was thinking. When she heard Chi Ye say "we can send a second batch", her eyes became bright.

Yes, the first batch contained about 30 kilograms of corn kernels, and the second batch was less, so they could exchange it for more food.

Enough to eat!

The two men stood up and clumsily picked up the plastic sheet on the ground, which contained at least 30 kilograms of corn kernels.

Next, they need two people to work together to deliver the corn kernels to the "warehouse" Jinxia for counting.

"Let's do this. Each of us grabs the two corners. I'll take my left foot, then you take your left foot, then your right foot..."

Ikeno commanded.

Shi Dafu nodded slightly and handed the two corners of the bag to Chi Ye.

Chi Ye took it and sank his body. He looked at Shi Dafu's small hands holding the other two corners, and it seemed that it didn't take much effort at all.

Chiye: "..."

"Hmm?" Noticing Chi Ye's gaze, Shi Dafu was surprised: "Is it very heavy? Then give it all to me."

"Need not."

Ikeno said honestly, "It's okay with you sharing the burden."

"it is good."

Shi Dafu felt that Chi Ye was right, and the two of them took small steps and began to move forward.

But after walking for a while, problems arose.

Because the two of them were wearing jumpsuits, and Chi Ye kept a distance from Shi Dafu...

It’s not that he was avoiding anything, but he was afraid of getting too close to the boxing champion. In case the boxing champion got unhappy, he might knock him down with one punch.

Life is important.

But it was really too slow to walk like this, carrying more than 30 kilograms of corn kernels.

It was not only slow but also cumbersome. Soon, Shi Dafu became a little fed up with this kind of "work efficiency".

In her eyes, this was a very simple matter.

"Teacher Chi, can you...can you go behind me?"

She offered her suggestion cautiously.

Chiye: "?"

"later?"

"Ah."

Shi Dafu nodded gently: "I'll carry you on my back."

Chiye: "..."

He looked around hesitantly: "This... is not good, right? Besides, there's not enough space behind, I might not be able to get around."

I was already muttering in my heart, I'm not afraid of others, I'm afraid of you!
Shi Dafu seemed to know what he was thinking. She paused, lowered her head, and said in a whisper, "I'm fine... It's not as... exaggerated as you think."

I added in my mind: Just don’t move.

"I see." Ikeno nodded, and indeed did not move.

Shi Dafu was silent for a while: "Or I can carry you."

"what?"

Chi Ye was stunned and confused: "What did you say?"

Shi Dafu didn't say anything else, but demonstrated it to him with practical actions.

She took the two horns from Chi Ye's hand, switched to her other hand, and easily lifted 30 kilograms of corn kernels with one hand.

The other arm tucked into the jumpsuit was wrapped around Ikeno's waist.

She didn't seem to use much strength, she just gently lifted her hips and legs, and tightened her arms around Chi Ye, and Chi Ye was already off the ground and was "held" by her.

"I rely on!"

Ikeno looked at this scene in disbelief, stunned.

"Teacher Chi, this position may not be comfortable... If you can't hold on, tell me."

Shi Dafu noticed the strange looks from the people around her, her pretty face flushed slightly, she said something as if she was at home, and then took a step with her long legs.

Whoosh whoosh.

In the camera, a tall and slender girl with a high ponytail was carrying 30 kilograms of corn kernels in one hand, and the other arm was "holding" Ikeno, who was 1.83 meters tall, hanging him in the air, and she walked briskly to the weighing area in the "warehouse" in a flash.

“Woc…!”

Yangzi, Teacher Lu and others who were not far away were stunned.

"No, isn't this just using me, Chi Ye, as a figurine?!"

"Nonsense, this is clearly a pendant!"

"Sister Shishi, you are so handsome!"

"Teacher Chi, you are so funny!"

Chiye: "..."

He glanced at Shi Dafu, who was only slightly out of breath and not even sweating, and the amazement in his heart had turned into "horror".

Good man, that unlucky guy who wanted to take advantage of Shi Dafu is still alive, thanks to this society ruled by law!
Outrageous!

the other side.

Lv Xiaoming group.

"Brother Xiaoming, this is so romantic."

When Lin Jingyi saw the Ikeno group's cool moves, her big, technological eyes lit up instantly, and she glanced at Teacher Lu shyly.

"?"

Teacher Lu: "...Girl, do you want to hug me like this too?"

"what?"

Lin Jingyi was stunned, pouting in grievance, but she didn't dare to be too "insolent", so she could only say secretly: "Brother Xiaoming, of course I'm not going to hug you...well...if you're tired, then forget it..."

The scene of Shi Dafu holding Ikeno while walking is actually not ugly. It looks a bit like a young couple hugging each other with one hand, and it even looks a little romantic.

And there are a lot of highlights in the camera. If Lu Xiaoming hugs her, it might become a hot topic. She wants it so damn much!

"..."

Teacher Lu's face turned red when Lin Jingyi said, "Forget it if you're tired," and then the domineering CEO attributes in his bones burst out.

"Tired? Girl, are you talking about Play?!"

Lu Xiaoming took a look at Lin Jingyi's petite figure and immediately felt more confident. He smiled confidently: "If you like it, then I will satisfy you!"

"Wow! Brother Xiaoming, you're so manly!"

Lin Jingyi's eyes are full of stars.

Teacher Lu waved his hands and said something in English: "That's too much!"

Lin Jingyi was stunned and took a while to understand what it meant.

Is Mr. Lu also following Mr. Huang's example and using his own memes to whitewash himself?

"go!"

Lu Xiaoming has already shouted that their group has now accumulated five kilograms of corn kernels.

The two stood up and put away the packages. Lu Xiaoming imitated Shi Daifu, put his arms around Lin Jingyi's technological waist, and lifted it up suddenly - failed.

Then he tried to let Lin Jingyi stick to his back, but Lin Jingyi was small and could barely fit in.

"Get up~!"

"Hmm...cough cough!"

Teacher Lu got a stitch in the side, but he finally managed to carry Lin Jingyi on his back.

"Brother Xiaoming is awesome!"

Lin Jingyi screamed in pain.

This attracted everyone's attention.

Chi Ye, who had already begun to "enjoy" it, "sat" in Shi Dafu's arms, watching this scene, shaking his head and sighing: "Teacher Lu is too hardworking. He's almost fifty years old, and he's being ridden like a donkey."

Shi Dafu: "..."

"Ouch!"

As a result, the next moment, Lu Xiaoming felt a little weak after walking a few steps and put Lin Jingyi down.

But when he put it down suddenly, Lin Jingyi was still kicking her legs and cheering. She was not paying attention and stumbled to the ground.

Teacher Lu was pulled by the jumpsuit and fell to the ground, pressing on Lin Jingyi. Everyone was shocked.

"Are you okay? Teacher Lu?"

"It's okay, it's okay. The jumpsuit just tugged on me, but I didn't fall."

Teacher Lu waved his hand, but something really happened with Lin Jingyi.

She covered her face and waved her hands hurriedly: "Don't take the camera to me, don't take the camera to me first~"

Everyone: "?"

Teacher Lu became nervous: "What's wrong, Jingyi?"

"It's okay..." Lin Jingyi adjusted her hands: "My nose is crooked, just wait for me to pinch it..."

Lu Xiaoming: “?!”

As she spoke, she raised her head, and her nose indeed became a little out of proportion.

But she was not panicked. She reached out and pinched it carefully. With years of experience, it was restored to its original state.

Chi Ye happened to be "passing by" and couldn't help but be surprised when he saw this: "Look at what Teacher Lu did to Jingyi, she has turned her into a Transformer!"

Lin Jingyi was furious: "Chi Ye!!"

Just when she was about to say a few words, Shi Daifu probably couldn't stand this embarrassing situation, so she quickened her pace and left here in a flash with Chi Ye in her arms.

"...What did she grow up eating?"

Lin Jingyi looked at Shi Daifu, who was even more "fragile" than herself, and found it hard to understand how she could be so strong.

……

"This little girl..."

Yangzi and Teacher Huang witnessed the whole thing and looked at each other in surprise.

Different from the other two groups that are "in full swing".

After the first confrontation between the two dads ended, Yangzi and Teacher Huang both lost their tempers. Their two fat bodies pressed together, and they had no motivation to work at all.

Come to think of it, Yangzi's heart is already dead. No matter whether he wins or not, he is the one who will die.

What's the point then?

Teacher Huang didn't care at all. He even started explaining to Yangzi the origin and wonderful uses of the "corn peeler" from this point on.

Yangzi would feel sleepy after listening to it, and would find an opportunity to fight back and enjoy the fight.

At this moment, seeing so many "big things" happening on the field, all the cameras were focused on that side, and the "highlight" was enjoyed by one person alone, Yangzi became anxious!

His eyes rolled around and he looked at Teacher Huang.

Teacher Huang: “?”

"Teacher Huang, I want one too..."

Teacher Huang didn't wait for him to finish, and happily took the pot: "You want medicine? Fine, I'll give you medicine now!"

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