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Chapter 38 #Mr. Chi’s Hot Search Physique#
"If we have to divide into groups, there are seven of us in total. How do we divide them? Isn't this a bit unfair?"

After the ghosts said that there was no problem at all, Teacher Lu raised a question.

Teacher Huang also nodded: "Also, are the groups going to compete? What are the rewards and punishments?"

The director glanced at the ghosts and said, "The grouping is up to you. This time you can form your own teams... As for rewards and penalties, they will be determined based on today's sales."

"The group with the most sales can enjoy a limited one-day tour of the 'See You Snow Festival' tomorrow and go out for a day."

"The losing group will have to help the villagers grow potatoes in greenhouses."

"Remind everyone, the sales revenue earned by the groups can be freely distributed, just like last time. In other words, the money belongs to you."

Everyone: "..."

They just know!
"Going out for a day..."

Jin Xia's peach blossom eyes twinkled when she heard this. Without hesitation, she stood behind him and said in a coquettish voice, "I want to be in the same group with Teacher Chi!"

Everyone: "..."

Yang Zilin Jingyi, and even Teacher Huang, were almost biting their teeth off!
No, what on earth did the young lady see in Hu Ye?!

Of course, although they were jealous in their hearts, the farce of Scream Night had already spread throughout the circle, and everyone knew that Ikeno was now "in the good graces".

"Then... I'll be in the same group with Ikeno."

Yangzi saw the opportunity quickly and pretended to be hesitant, but his true intentions were revealed.

Everyone looked at him sideways.

Ikeno shook his head: "No."

Yangzi: “?!”

Is it so obvious that they are targeting me?!

Ikeno: "The state has clear regulations prohibiting the employment of child labor."

Yangzi: “…”

"Ikeno is right. Why are you squeezing with the young people? Come over to our side."

Teacher Huang pulled Yangzi over - Lu Xiaoming must be in the same group with Lin Jingyi. With him, there are three of them, two elderly people and a delicate little girl. Someone has to do the work!

Yangzi, just come and work!

Yangzi sneered but didn't refuse.

Okay, okay, don’t bully the old and poor - death is the greatest thing - when I go to the underworld, I will drag you with me!

Chi Ye noticed Yang Zi's unusual behavior and glanced at the four people opposite him, confirming: "We have won."

"Ok?"

The old lady was surprised and lowered her voice: "Why?"

Ikeno: "They gave the task to Mr. Yangzi, but frankly, they didn't take it seriously."

Jin Xia thought about it carefully and was overjoyed: "It's true!"

"Um?!"

Several old bitches looked at them strangely, then looked at Shi Dafu at the end without saying a word.

Shi Dafu is the "king of cattle and horses"!
Whichever group she goes to, there will be no shortage of laborers!
"...!!"

The boxing champion noticed everyone's gaze, his body stiffened, and without saying a word, he walked silently behind Chi Ye.

Everyone: "..."

"Okay, the groups are complete."

After the grouping was complete, the director announced the final rules: "Since we're setting up stalls at the market this time, to maintain public order, everyone needs to wear custom-made doll costumes. Now, please go to the door of your room and find the staff to collect your doll uniforms."

After saying that, he ran out to smoke.

The guests looked at each other, then went upstairs to get their clothes and put them on.

When they came out again, they had become "changed people".

This summer she is wearing a pink bunny doll set. Her tall figure is hidden in the doll, and her beautiful peach blossom eyes are still bright and charming through the "bunny mouth".

"Teacher Chi, Teacher Chi!"

She walked to Chi Ye's side, her peach blossom eyes confused: "Hey, Teacher Chi, what are you doing..."

"Hey, Ikeno, what are you wearing? What's so weird?"

On the other side, Yangzi came out wearing a shark mask, looking surprised and sarcastic.

I saw that what was worn on Chi Ye's head was an animal with a very abstract expression.

Chi Ye glanced at him and said, "Alpaca!"

Yangzi: “?”

Furious: "Hey, why are you swearing?! Isn't that too much?!"

"I'm not cursing anyone, I'm just an alpaca."

Ikeno was puzzled: "Alpaca, isn't it called a grass mud horse?"

Yangzi: "...I suggest you stop talking. It sounds awkward."

Click.

Teacher Huang opened the door and came out wearing a cute yellow bee mask, laughing happily: "I am a little bee, buzz buzz buzz!"

Yangzi glanced at him sideways and vomited in his heart.

How the hell does a person who is half buried in the ground have the nerve to wear buzzing clothes?!

Oh my god, it’s really cool!
"What are you..."

Ikeno glanced at the shark and the bee in surprise and blurted out: "Shark B?!"

Yangzi: “…”

He looked at Mr. Huang in surprise and doubt, then shook his head: "This time I'm definitely talking about you, you're a shark!"

Teacher Huang: “?”

"You're the shark!"

"You, Ikeno is obviously talking about you! You're a bitch!"

Teacher Huang: "I'm not a shark, I'm a grass mud horse!"

Yangzi: “???”

"..." Shi Dafu, who had come out earlier and was wearing a cute raccoon doll costume, spoke weakly: "Well... this is a meme on the Internet. The English word for bee is Bee, and when combined with shark, it's Shark B..."

Everyone: "..."

Finally, Teacher Lu and Lin Jingyi appeared, one is Feiyangyang and the other is Meiyangyang.

Complaint: "The production team is too abstract, which makes us look neither human nor ghost."

The program crew sneered: Who among you dares to say that he is a human being?

"Alright, everyone, please go downstairs and draw your transportation. We're about to head to the mission location!"

Director Li, who had taken over, coughed lightly to remind everyone.

"You also want to draw a transportation?"

Everyone was surprised. After going downstairs together, they saw cars, tricycles and shared bicycles outside the yard.

"Yes, you will go to the mission location on your own."

Director Li nodded, then signaled the two team leaders to come forward and draw lots.

Teacher Lu and Chi Ye looked at each other and reached in first to draw lots.

"Um... let me see... a tricycle?"

When Teacher Lu saw their group's means of transportation, he was stunned.

"Three-wheeled vehicles are fine, as long as they're not shared bikes."

Teacher Huang and Lin Jingyi were relieved and looked at Chi Ye together.

I thought to myself, give me a chance to ride a shared bike, give me a chance to ride a shared bike!

Chi Ye glanced at them, reached in and grabbed something randomly, then confidently took out the sign, opened it, and laughed.

"car?!"

Everyone was surprised.

Ikeno shook his head: "Shared bikes!"

Everyone: "..."

"If I didn't know, I would have thought you had won a plane."

Yangzi said sarcastically.

"No, it's you I want to smoke most."

Yangzi: “?!”

"Oh, a shared bike? Is that the bike?"

But Karl Lagerfeld was extremely surprised, his two cute bunny ears stood up: "Is it one of those little yellow cars on the street?!"

"Yes, it's the Little Yellow Car." Chi Ye was surprised: "You're not Teacher Yangzi, why are you so happy about getting the Little Yellow Car?"

“I’ve never ridden a bike!”

Ikeno was even more puzzled: "You've never ridden one? Then you probably don't know how to ride a bike?"

Jin Xia: “Yeah, I can’t!”

Chiye: "..."

No, why are you so happy?
“You can learn if you don’t know how to do it!”

Mr. Lafayette couldn't wait: "Teacher Chi, Teacher Chi, please teach me how to ride a bike!"

Chiye: "..."

He turned to look at Director Li: "What should we do? Old Buddha can't ride a bike, we can't let her ride for Teacher Shi, right?"

Program team: "..."

Shi Dafu: “?”

She looked at Chi Ye with her almond-shaped eyes, wondering where to land the punch so that it would not be fatal but would still cause pain to Teacher Chi.

Well, that was the first time I had the intention to kill.

"Teacher Chi!" The old lady was also very unhappy: "Why is it Teacher Shi? I can't ride... um..."

Realizing the shocked looks of the people around her, she came to her senses and muttered weakly, "Forget it, I'm not going to ride it anymore."

Everyone: "..."

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"You can change it to a 28-inch bicycle, and you can take Teacher Jin Xia with you."

Director Li calmed himself down and offered suggestions while also reminding the Ikeno team, "Teacher Lu and the others have already left. The ingredients for the candied haws are on a first-come, first-served basis. Please hurry up."

Chi Ye was startled and looked back. Sure enough, he saw Shark sitting in the passenger seat of the electric tricycle, Wasp sitting in the main seat, and Feiyangyang and Meiyangyang laughing and talking in the truck bed.

Shark turned around and shouted triumphantly to Chiye, "Yo-ho-ho!"

Just twist the accelerator and go!

Chiye: "?"

Don’t be too old if you are old!

He didn't hesitate and let Shi Dafu go first, then asked the program crew for a 28-inch bicycle and prepared to set off.

"Teacher Chi, can I sit on the bars in front?"

The old lady looked at the handle of the 28-inch bicycle with sparkling eyes, eager to try it out.

Chiye: "?"

"why?"

Jin Xia had a good reason: "I've seen a lot of movies played like this, and I want to experience it!"

"understood."

Ikeno suddenly understood. This was because the seat was too comfortable, and he felt uncomfortable without any discomfort!
Of course he had to satisfy Mr. Lafayette, so he let Mr. Lafayette sit in front of him with his butt raised, then put one foot on the pedal and swept the other foot across from the back seat - a standard riding technique in the 1980s!
"Wow, Teacher Chi, it's moving!"

Lao Foye exclaimed: "Teacher Chi, you are amazing!"

Ikeno: "...Don't move around, your head is too big and it's blocking your view!"

Jin Xia's face changed: "Teacher Chi, you can't do it."

Chiye: "?"

The two of them were staggering, and Ikeno had already taken off his hood and placed it in the basket to prevent his vision from being obstructed.

Fortunately, the market arranged by the program team was not far away, two kilometers behind the cabin.

Even so, after sitting for a while, the old man, once the novelty wore off, began to mutter, "Teacher Chi, it hurts."

Ikeno was puzzled: "It hurts? Where does it hurt?"

Jin Xia kept silent and just said muffledly, "It hurts."

Chi Ye reacted and stopped the car: "Come, sit in the back, it's more comfortable this way."

"But the view ahead is good..."

Chi Ye was silent: "How about you sit on top of my head, so you can have a better view."

The old man looked up and took a look at Chi Ye's height, then shook his head: "No, you are too tall, I'm afraid of falling."

Chiye: "..."

In the end, Karl Lagerfeld got out of the car with a grumble and sat in the back.

Barrage explosion.

“Ahhhh!! kswl!”

"Poolside Summer Talk is real!"

"Although Ikeno has a sharp tongue, he's actually quite considerate."

"Let me add to that, I'm only attentive to Xia Xia!"

"Is this CP considered hype?"

"Girls! Go to the other livestream! Something big has happened!"

"Hurry up and go to Mr. Lu's live broadcast room, that's the legal channel!"

……

Five minutes ago, Lv Xiaoming set up the live broadcast room.

"Yo ho!!"

On the cold street, four strange-looking men in strange costumes were driving an electric tricycle. At this moment, the driver had been replaced by "Shark" and "Wasp" was squeezed into the passenger seat.

Listening to the shark's strange roar, "Wasp" frowned unhappily: "What are you howling for? Are you practicing your crying scene here? You're almost 50, can you be more calm?"

"You know what? This electric tricycle is really fun to drive!"

Yangzi looked excited, and felt that the cold wind was not so biting anymore.

Teacher Huang and Lu and Lin in the truck bed were so frightened that their faces turned pale: "Steady, steady! Not so fast! Jingyi's implant is going to be dislocated!"

"It's okay, sit tight, we're leaving!"

As soon as he shouted this, the car started to shake. It turned out that Yangzi was not very skilled and accidentally turned to the curb.

"Hey! Can you drive?!"

Teacher Huang was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat: "Do you understand?"

"I don't understand, do you? Fatty, just sit still!"

Yangzi was unhappy.

"Why wouldn't I understand? I understand much more than you!"

"Haha, yes. You've even laid an egg before, so what else do you not know? When the baby is born, do you need to guide the doctor on the delivery techniques?"

Just as the two of them understood each other, several uncles in uniform were watching the scene with frowns on their faces on the roadside not far away.

An uncle was the first to shout over here: "Hey, those guys in strange costumes... That's right, I'm talking to you, what are you doing! Don't you know you can't sit in the back of an electric tricycle?"

"Stop the car!"

Yangzi and the others were stunned and their faces turned pale in an instant.

But I couldn't run, so I had to pull over.

Several uncles came over, looked them over, and were even more surprised: "Which circus did you run away from?!"

Everyone: "..."

"Come on, take off your hood. Don't you know you can't sit in the truck bed? It's very dangerous!"

Several people were immediately "pinned down" and arrested on the spot.

The filming PD team following behind were stunned when they saw this.

I quickly called the director: "Hello? Director, Mr. Huang and the others have been arrested!"

"What the hell?!"

The director on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, then his face turned pale: "He was arrested?! Whose case was exposed?! How many years was he sentenced to?!"

PD: "..."

"No, it's because you can't sit in the sidecar of an electric tricycle... We didn't check it clearly before, and uncle caught us!"

Chief Director: "..."

"Fuck, you can't even explain yourself clearly? I really thought someone was sent to jail while recording."

The director yelled, "How do you do things?! Oh... Forget it, just cooperate with them, pay the fine, and do what you should do..."

After he finished speaking, he paused and said worriedly: "Are Chiye and the others okay?"

PD shook his head: "It's okay, Teacher Chi and the others haven't been caught yet!"

Chief Director: "..."

……

"What the hell?! All four of them went in?!"

the other side.

When Chi Ye heard the news, he was also stunned.

"No, how come while recording this, he turned into a legal expert..."

He glanced at Shi Dafu who was already approaching: "Did you see them?"

Teacher Shi silently pointed to a place not far ahead, lowered his head and said nothing.

Indeed... it's so embarrassing.

Ikeno thought about it and nodded: "Let's go."

"Ok?"

The old man was puzzled: "Leave? Where to?"

"Visiting the prison."

Jin Xia: “…”

As they were talking, Chi Ye and his companions came to the curb and saw four people in "strange clothes" who were being educated by their uncle.

At this moment, several people were lowering their heads, looking embarrassed.

"Ok?"

Chi Ye came over, and his uncle took a look at him, startled, and felt that he looked a little familiar: "Hey, you are..."

But I can't remember it.

When he saw the old man following behind Chi Ye, he was surprised: "Jin Xia?!"

"Um...hello uncle!"

Jin Xia Dian Dian came up behind Chi Ye, poked his head in, and asked quietly: "Do you need to deposit some coins?"

Ikeno: "...Don't charge Yangzi."

"Oh, you're recording a show, right? That... 'Meeting the Real You'? I watched your live show the day before yesterday. It was really interesting."

The uncle finally reacted and looked at the four "weirdos" who had insisted on not taking off their hoods. Suddenly, he realized something and said seriously, "Dear teachers, the more public figures you are, the more responsibilities you must shoulder."

"I'm sorry, it's our production team's fault. We haven't checked it out clearly. I'm sorry for causing you trouble."

Director Li from the program team finally rushed over and quickly explained what had happened.

The uncle explained the road safety laws to Director Li again, then looked at everyone and said, "This is a warning for your first offense. Remember to obey the road safety laws from now on. It's okay to wear a doll costume, but it's dangerous to sit in the truck bed."

Everyone nodded after hearing this.

"Okay, it's not a big deal, just be careful. Tell me your ID numbers..."

The uncle turned around with his law enforcement PDA and saw that among the four people who had been "caught", there was still an elderly man who was still stubborn and reminded him: "Teacher, take off your hood."

Yangzi: “…”

"It's okay, I'm his guardian." Chi Ye said it was okay and persuaded Yangzi: "Teacher Yangzi, take off the hood. Look at you, you are so old, why are you always getting into trouble?"

"Shark" said nothing, but just kept holding on to his hood tightly, his face flushed, as stubborn as an eighty-year-old empty-nest old man.

Hearing what Chi Ye said, he gritted his teeth.

CNM's Ikeno, you are really something, you still want to tease me at this time?

"Teacher Yangzi..."

Director Li went over to remind them.

Yangzi was "forced" to take off the shark mask.

The uncle didn't care at first, but when he looked up accidentally, he saw the face that looked like a Yangtze monkey's butt, and was immediately shocked: "You are so red!"

Yangzi: “?!”

I felt inexplicably relieved.

"Are you still going to yo-ho?"

Chi Ye didn't expect Yangzi to be so mean. He shook his head and waited for the ticket to be dealt with before he set off again amid various apologies.

But this time, no one dared to use "transportation", and everyone walked.

Fortunately, this place is very close to the mission location, and it didn’t take long before everyone arrived at the market for this mission.

……

at the same time.

Although the live broadcast was interrupted, no "sensitive content" was broadcast.

But after all, the live broadcast method of "See You" will definitely leak some information - Ikeno's live broadcast is still on!
So, when everyone arrived at the mission location.

#Seeing you four collectively "collapse"#
#Chi Ye rescues Simou alone#
#Road Safety Law#
#《See You》Legal Cafe#
Wait for the hot search words to rush to the hot search list.

The other hot search terms are fine, but #Ikeno single-handedly saves four people# is really too abstract.

Especially the popularity of #Ikeno forced his way into the Night of Screams to save his teammates# has not completely passed.

This guy is on the hot search again, and it’s such a “dramatic” entry.

"Hhh, this guy really has a show!"

"Why is Ikeno always "saving people" every day?"

"What do you mean by the reincarnation of Hua Tuo?"

"Just came from the 'See You' livestream. I'm dying of laughter. All those monsters have special abilities!"

"Mango TV really needs to get a handle on this. The guest is being blamed for this. Didn't the production team do their homework in advance?"

"Save Simou from laughing to death."

"If you don't understand, just ask. What does Four mean?"

“Criminal suspects: Huang, Yang, Lu, and Lin!”

"I strongly request that Ikeno start broadcasting next time he "rescues someone"!"

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