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Chapter 39: Poisonous Candied Haws

Due to the hot searches about Ikeno's two "rescues", he has now become the "reincarnation of Hua Tuo" in the eyes of the comics, and is one of the indispensable elements of various famous scenes.

"Teacher Chi, a viewer told you to remember to live stream next time you "save someone."

PD teacher followed Ikeno, looked at the barrage, and tried to interact with Ikeno for the first time.

Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Chi Ye was surprised: "Rescue people? Let me dispel a rumor here, I actually didn't mean to 'save' them."

PD: "..."

Everyone: "..."

"I didn't want to save him." Yangzi had already practiced his thick skin, and after recovering as before, he looked at Chi Ye calmly: "I heard that Xia Xia wanted to deposit prison coins for me just now, but you didn't let her?"

Chiye: "?"

"Teacher Yangzi, don't misunderstand me." Chi Ye explained: "I simply don't want you to get too comfortable in there, that's all."

Yangzi: “?!”

Ikeno, WCNM!

Chi Ye seemed to hear his thoughts, glanced at him, and shouted, "Yohoho! This electric three-wheeler is really exciting to drive!"

"Puch."

Jinxia pursed her lips tightly, but still couldn't catch the clam.

Yangzi's face suddenly turned red again!

"Ahem, everyone, welcome to the 'Hutongkouer Bazaar' mission location."

Director Li coughed lightly twice, scanning the ghosts with his small eyes, wary of them being "caught" again, with a lingering fear: "Well, first of all, we need to confirm that everyone will not commit crimes during the next mission..."

"Hey, don't talk about this, it's boring."

Huang was unhappy: "We were just fined, that's not a crime, right? It's not your production team's fault?!"

Yang nodded: "Don't look at people with tinted glasses, Director!"

Lu taught: "Director, you don't listen to instructions."

Lin frowned and said, "Let's get started. It's winter, and my hips were shaking from riding the tricycle just now."

Program team: "..."

Ikeno was surprised: "The hip axis can be fine-tuned even if it's crooked? Is modeling that advanced nowadays?"

Lin Jingyi: “?”

Director Li: “…”

"Then everyone, please familiarize yourself with the environment first. We will officially open in half an hour."

Director Li didn't dare to say any more, fearing that Si Mou would suddenly become violent and beat him up again.

The main thing is that the program crew is indeed to blame for this matter, and he also has to call everyone privately to inform the team and deal with the hot search time.

Yes, although the "See You" program crew was to blame for the incident just now, who was it that caused Si to be arrested on the spot?

Therefore, the negative impact still needs to be eliminated.

When the four people saw that the program team gave them space, they immediately walked out of the camera and began to contact the teams one by one, withdraw the hot searches, and buy press releases.

After waiting for ten minutes, everyone returned to the camera one by one and looked at the "stalls" prepared for them by the program team.

——There are two stalls in total, located on both sides of the street, and there is a temporary hut inside, which is used to store ingredients and make sugar.

The raw ingredients provided by the program team for the two groups to choose from are placed in a room.

"Is this... green pepper?"

"Eggplant...cucumber...poisonous beans?! Stinky tofu?!"

"Where are the hawthorns? Aren't we making candied haws? How can we make them without hawthorns?"

Every time people saw a kind of "ingredient", their eyes went dark. In the end, it was already "big darkness"!
The so-called ingredients prepared for them by the program team were mostly vegetables and some fruits, but hawthorn was the only one that was very scarce.

They even saw a beautiful and cute "little turtle"... Oh, it should be a farmed soft-shelled turtle!
"Tanghulu is a winter tradition," Director Li chuckled. "In the north, there's a saying that 'everything can be sugared.'"

"So, today you have to use these ingredients to make unique candied haws."

"Poison? You mean the poisonous beans and candied haws + the turtle candied haws?!"

Ikeno was shocked: "Are they going to send away all the customers who bought candied haws?"

Director Li: "The beans are not poisonous, and... this is called 'Turtle Honey' Tanghulu."

Everyone: "..."

Tortoise: What a hell of a joke!

"Oh, that's not right." Ikeno objected: "It's alive."

Director Li was also puzzled. He glanced at the food group and guessed, "Maybe it's fresher alive?"

Ikeno was silent.

Someone nearby was surprised: "Why are you silent, Teacher Chi? This is not your style."

"..." Chi Ye paused and said, "Well... Actually, I want to say... How should I put it... Well... You guys are really committing a serious crime."

Program team: "..."

The demons were very dissatisfied with the food provided by the program team, but there was nothing they could do.

Looking at the smirking expressions of Director Li and the production crew, everyone understood why the damn production crew had that expression when they heard that they thought Tanghulu was "easy to make."

What the hell is this? It's all poisonous gourds!
Can it be sold?!
"Okay, everyone, let's start getting ready now. Customer traffic is about to reach its peak."

Director Li kindly reminded everyone.

At nine o'clock in the morning, there were indeed more and more people in the market.

Seeing a group of people in "strange costumes" here, I would sneak a peek from time to time and even take out my mobile phone to record the video.

"Ahem, then... let's pick out the ingredients first."

Teacher Huang coughed twice and took out a basket of poisonous beans. "Jingyi likes to eat this. Eat more."

Lin Jingyi: “…”

"What sin did Jingyi commit in her previous life that you are taking revenge on her like this?"

Ikeno shook his head, "standing up for the tech guy," and pointed at the stinky tofu: "Besides, Jingyi obviously loves to eat this the most. I can tell you don't understand Jingyi!"

Lin Jingyi: That’s enough, you two!

"Oh?"

Hearing the voice, Teacher Lu glanced at the stinky tofu, then looked at Lin Jingyi's lips and began to think.

Ikeno looked back in surprise: "Stinky tofu also has to obey orders?!"

Teacher Lu twisted his mouth and smiled evilly: "...Naughty!"

Chiye: "..."

"Teacher Chi, Teacher Chi, the little turtle is so cute!"

Jin Xia peeked in, and the moment the "little turtle" appeared, her pair of charming peach blossom eyes never left her eyes, because this turtle looked very special, with a kind of ugly-cute cuteness.

"Okay, then we want 'turtle honey'!"

Ikeno's pet, decisively took Turtle Honey.

The turtle glanced over here and felt relieved.

Such a beautiful little girl survived!
"Okay, let's divide the hawthorns and strawberries..."

Seeing that the boss and the king of understanding were temporarily too busy to "lead everyone", Yangzi immediately took on the role of the big boss.

Hmm…wait.

The boss is considering making Stinky Tofu obey orders, but what about the King of Understanding?
He glanced over and saw that Teacher Huang was "carefully" selecting ingredients, while at the same time, with his back to the camera, he began to quietly collect vegetables and fruits from the program crew with one hand.

What about eggplant, beans, hawthorn, corn...

"What are you doing?"

No one else could see Huang's movements, but Yang saw them clearly and wondered, "What are you doing sneaking around like that?"

Upon seeing this, Mr. Huang quickly shushed him and chuckled, "There's so much food here. With all this, what mission do we even need to complete?"

"I'll bring some back and make a 'Man Han Banquet' for everyone!"

"Is that so? That's so good?"

Yangzi's eyes lit up when he heard this, and then...

He turned around, raised his hands, and yelled, "I'm reporting it! Huang is stealing things here!"

Everyone: "?!"

Program crew: “??!”

Chi Ye was shocked: "Shen Qingyu is here to participate in the show?!"

Teacher Huang: “…”

"Stealing?!" Director Li quickly came over and looked at the various ingredients in Teacher Huang's hands. He was speechless for a moment: "Teacher Huang, what are you...doing?"

Teacher Huang stared at Yangzi and cursed in his heart, saying that this grandson was really a piece of shit.

He shook his head and called Yangzi's nickname: "No, Yang is slandering me. I was just watching."

Ikeno PTSD: "Everyone protect the things on your body, the toilet brush, Mr. Huang's mentor Shen Qingyu!"

Teacher Huang: “?!”

"I understand things, but what does toilet brush mean?" Chi Ye was puzzled: "Don't you know? Someone on the Internet revealed that Shen Qingyu likes to take other people's toilet brushes..."

Peng Chen: That’s right, it’s me!

Everyone: "..."

Ikeno dared to speak so openly about other artists on the show, but the others were still a little hesitant. They stopped talking, picked out their ingredients, and went to their own stalls to prepare them.

The Ikeno group also came to their booth.

He glanced at the boxing champion who seemed invisible throughout the whole process, and then looked at the old man who was happily holding the little turtle, and immediately felt a lot of pressure.

Fortunately, "Little Raccoon" is now busy, carrying pots and pouring water, his hands and feet as dexterous as ever.

"Teacher Shi, can you make candied haws?"

"meeting."

Ikeno was overjoyed: "Have you done this before?"

"Did it."

"Then we're relying on you. Is it okay for you to make this candy?"

"No."

Chiye: "..."

He was suddenly surprised to find that the boxing champion usually spoke little, and when he was working seriously, he seemed to be in a human-machine state.

This happened several times.

He thought about it, and then, out of curiosity, he asked tentatively, "Teacher Shi, I'm hungry."

"Hungry."

"Don't be tired."

"tired."

"I want to die."

"die."

Chiye: "..."

Is it really in standby mode, sis?!
"……Well."

Shi Dafu also reacted and raised her head, her almond-shaped eyes soft and weak, at a loss.

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but Ikeno actually saw a hint of resentment in it.

"Well... that's it, I'll go see Mr. Lafayette."

Chi Ye felt guilty and turned to the old lady. He saw Jin Xia was poking the little turtle's head with her scallion-white fingers. Every time she poked it, the little turtle would shrink back in fear, and then curiously stick its head out again.

"...Isn't it fun?" Ikeno asked.

"Fun, fun!" Jin Xia stood up excitedly and issued a "military order": "Teacher Chi, let me deal with the little turtle!"

Chi Ye was surprised: "Do you want to give it a massage or beauty treatment?"

"?!"

The old lady was furious: "Teacher Chi, how can you look down on me?"

Ikeno was impatient: "Is it a massage or a beauty treatment?"

Jin Xia thought about it carefully and said in a sweet voice, "Massage!"

Everyone: "..."

Ikeno had already stood up, turned around, and shouted to the director team, "No, this isn't fair. We were already short two people, and now it looks like we're short three. Only Teacher Shi can do it, and there are four people on the other side. This isn't fair!"

Director Li was very surprised: "I understand that there are two people missing, but how did you calculate that there are three missing?"

Ikeno: "I can't either."

Director Li: “…”

He paused and pointed at Teacher Lu's group: "It doesn't matter if you don't know, look over there."

Chi Ye was startled and looked over.

……

At this moment, in front of the stall of Lu Xiaoming's group.

"There are a lot of details to pay attention to when making sugar. Too much heat won't do, and too little heat won't do either. Just follow my instructions on how to make it."

When Mr. Huang started his small class, he shocked the other three people right from the start.

But, we all understand each other, who would obey him?
Yangzi was the first to disagree!
"That's not right. Making sugar is indeed a difficult job, but I think the most difficult part is actually the technique."

Yang Zi talks about it: "After the candied haws are strung together, the sugar is boiled until it turns amber. When the syrup is rolled in an instant, it adheres to the flesh, forming a layer of crisp sugar skin. During this period, if the technique is not correct, it will not be successful."

Teacher Huang: “?”

Squinting: "You checked all this on Kuaishou, right?"

"?!"

Yangzi was furious when his lie was exposed: "What are you talking about? How is that possible? I've done it before!"

"You didn't even turn down the volume on Kuaishou...wait a minute." Teacher Huang looked suspiciously, "Are you doing this on purpose to get on the trending search?!"

Yangzi: “…”

Huang Jianfeng from CNM, you can insult me, but you can’t insult my trending searches!
"Ahem, everyone, can you listen to me?"

Teacher Lu had been frowning, wanting to interrupt but unable to. Now, when he finally had his chance, he spoke bluntly, "I may not understand the techniques or how to make sugar, but I know business! I used to be a Chinese restaurant manager!"

"So, everyone listen to me. Let's work in unison, divide the work and cooperate. If you all follow my instructions, there will be no problem!"

"No, you haven't done anything yet, what are you commanding?"

"Xiaoming, don't argue with me about this. Yangzi is a young master and has never done this before, but I really did it before!"

"..."

The three old men began to quarrel, their voices became louder and louder, and their faces gradually became redder and warmer.

Lin Jingyi shouted in a clipped voice beside her: "Stop fighting!!"

Unfortunately, no one listened to her.

She silently looked at the three elderly people in their sixties. After calling them several times without any effect, she could only go and fetch the buckets herself in despair - the program crew would not take care of the transportation of the ingredients and buckets, and the guests had to carry them themselves.

Now that the three fathers won’t go, she has to go!
Fortunately, she applied antifreeze before going out today, so she was not afraid of getting frozen.

But what kind of heavy work do technology people usually do?
I was panting all the way carrying half a bucket of water, but when I was almost at the door, my foot slipped and I fell.

"Ouch!"

"Are you okay? Jingyi!"

"What happened?"

"Who told you to work? Girl, just watch from the side while we do the work! Watch your nose!"

Teacher Lu is very domineering.

Lin Jingyi: “…”

I want to give you a pussy now!

"My family lives in Bengbu, who would have thought that?" Chi Ye was stunned by the scene: "Lin Jingyi was forced to work?!"

He waved his hand at Director Li: "...It's quite fair. There's really nothing unfair about it."

Program team: "..."

Now you know what a rich battle you are fighting?

Ikeno looked over and found that the boxing champion was already boiling the sugar in an orderly manner, and the old man... the old man was still "kneading the body" of the little turtle.

Chiye: "..."

"Teacher Chi!"

Seeing Chi Ye coming over, Jin Xia's eyes sparkled: "I've made up my mind!"

"Ok?"

Chi Ye was surprised: "Have you thought of a new massage technique?"

"No." The old lady shook her head and said in a coquettish voice, "I've decided what kind of candied haws I want to make!"

"Oh?" Ikeno was curious: "What?"

Jin Xia's peach blossom eyes sparkled with longing: "Hmm... I'm going to carve the strawberry into a rose. Hmm... to make it taste better, it would be best to add some additives, strawberry essence... Hmm, anything else?"

Ikeno reminded: "Industrial pigment, formaldehyde solution!"

"Oh? Yes, yes!" Jin Xia nodded repeatedly, seeking approval: "Teacher Chi, what do you think?"

Ikeno exclaimed, "What do I think? I think it's great!"

"Really?" Jin Xia obviously didn't believe it.

"Really." Chi Ye nodded and suggested: "But the old lady has such a precious body, I suggest you do something else before making candied haws."

"Hmm?" Old Buddha was curious: "What to do?"

Ikeno: "Be a human being."

(End of this chapter)