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Chapter 40 Crouching Dragon and Phoenix CP

Chapter 40 #Crouching Dragon and Phoenix CP#
Jin Xia: “…”

Chi Ye sighed, "Now that you see that Mr. Huang and the others have established a position, you want to become someone like Jin?"

Lao Foye was a little unhappy: "Teacher Chi, I am very sad when you say that to me."

"Well...how are you going to take revenge on me?"

"I make it, you eat it!"

Ikeno: "...You want me to get cancer?!"

Jin Xia Le: "Don't worry, everything I make is the healthiest!"

"..."

The two of them are "Da Mai CP, with loving interactions", and after Lin Jingyi's fall, the combination of three old men and one monster finally distinguished between the big and small kings.

"Okay, listen to me!"

After all, Mr. Lu is the one with the biggest status, and he has a big-budget movie starring him to be released during the Spring Festival. The two suspects, Huang and Yang, finally gave him face.

"You tell me, what to do."

"You have the highest level of enthusiasm, so you take charge."

Teacher Lu nodded in satisfaction, and then began to assign tasks: "Teacher Huang just said that he can make candy, so Teacher Huang will make the candy. I will be responsible for attracting customers later, and Teacher Yangzi will be responsible for cleaning the ingredients..."

"What about Lin Jingyi? Why are you missing one?"

"Don't you understand?"

Chi Ye had just "reconciled" with the old man, and turned back when he heard the voice: "Jingyi is not a human being, so of course it doesn't count."

Lin Jingyi: "Chiye, if you keep talking nonsense, I'll poison you!"

Chi Ye was surprised: "Is it your turn?"

Everyone: "..."

"As for Jingyi..." Teacher Lu stroked his chin, the corners of his mouth curled slightly: "Jingyi will be responsible for beauty, and I will do her work!"

Program team: "..."

"Stop talking, or the mold will come."

Yangzi couldn't stand it any longer and gave up, saying, "Alright, hurry up and get to your seats. I see a lot of people are waiting to buy our candied haws!"

He wasn't lying.

"See You" is a live broadcast. Although the location they chose has avoided young people as much as possible, there are still many fans and viewers who follow them.

"OK, let's get moving!"

Teacher Lu's team took action, but Ikeno's team was faster than them.

Although there are two "useless" people in their group, Mr. Shi's hard work is obvious to all.

At this moment, Teacher Shi had already strung the first batch of candied haws by himself and was also boiling the sugar. It was almost time to make the candied haws.

Seeing this, Chi Ye signaled to Lao Foye: "Okay, everyone is working, let's not be idle either."

"Uh-huh!"

This summer, chicks pecked at rice, eager to try: "Teacher Chi, what can I do?"

"Well..." Ikeno thought about it, and looking at the old man playing with the little turtle and washing his hands at the same time, he was really in a dilemma.

——With such a “delicate” body, what can Karl Lagerfeld do?
"Here." He thought of a job and pointed at the other side: "You go help them, and then we'll basically have a 100% chance of winning."

Jin Xia: "...Chi, I advise you to be kind!"

Ikeno was overjoyed: "Aren't you going to make 'rose candied haws'? Then go ahead and make your rose candied haws."

"it is good!"

The old lady was easy to coax. She nodded happily and prepared to make her own candied haws.

But just as she turned around, she suddenly remembered something and pointed at the "little turtle" on the ground: "Teacher Chi, what should we do with the little turtle?"

"We can't just leave it here forever, right? What if Teacher Yangzi picks it up and eats it?"

Yangzi turned around, glanced at Jinxia, and then decisively said to Chiye: "If you keep talking nonsense, I will take you with me next time I ride my tricycle!"

Chiye: "..."

Bully the weak and fear the strong!
"This is easy to handle."

He ignored the group of monsters across from him and glanced at the small bucket next to him: "Isn't there a bucket for turtles here? It's not good for turtles to be out of water for too long. Let's put it back."

"Is that so?" Jin Xia glanced at the bucket and said disapprovingly, "The water is too dirty. I'll change it to clean water!"

Ikeno: "...Okay, actually if you're worried about it getting cold, you can switch to hot water."

Jin Xia: “?”

Hands on hips: "Teacher Chi, you are harassing me again!"

Ikeno Le: "You still say you are not the living devil? If you change to clear water, this thing will go to see it soon. It's too milky."

"Ah? Really?" Old Buddha didn't really know much about "raising turtles" and fluttered her long eyelashes. "Then... then why don't you change it? But this water is too dirty."

Ikeno had long noticed that Karl Lagerfeld was indeed a person who extremely loved "health" and his lifestyle was completely different from that of normal people.

"It's okay, girl, just listen to me and put it in the bucket."

Ikeno Asaba reached out and grabbed the little turtle calf.

When the "little turtle" saw the bucket, his pupils trembled and he struggled desperately!
"Come on in! What are you struggling for? Aren't you happy to be home?"

Chi Ye was displeased and threw the little turtle calf into the bucket.

With a "plop" sound, water splashed.

"Let's go."

Ikeno waved his hand and took the old man to do other things.

After a few minutes, they heard the sound of struggling in the bucket.

When I ran over and took a look, I was stunned.

At this moment, the little turtle in the bucket had rolled its eyes and was spitting out white bubbles from its mouth. It looked like it was about to drown!

Chiye: "?!"

Jin Xia: “?!”

"Isn't it said that turtles are not afraid of water?" The old lady was shocked.

"...It doesn't seem to be a turtle." Ikeno had already reacted and walked over to pick up the little turtle.

"Excuse me, has anyone seen my pet turtle? Has anyone seen it? I can't find it..."

At this moment, a female staff member on the scene ran over and shouted anxiously: "Has anyone seen it? It looks ugly and cute, very cute..."

Chi, Jin: "..."

"Go, your master is looking for you."

Chi Ye touched his nose guiltily and waved his hand.

He didn't need to say anything. The little turtle looked at Chi Ye and Jin Xia with eyes full of fear. As soon as it landed on the ground, without saying a word, it swung its four short legs and rushed to its owner's feet like lightning, trembling.

Ikeno and Mr. Buddha remained silent.

After a long while, Ikeno said, "When people realize they are idiots, it's already too damn late."

"Teacher Chi..."

"Ok?"

Jin Xia sighed: "Your words are so authoritative!"

Chiye: "..."

"No, you two are really talented."

Yangzi on the other side laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and sneered: "How did you do it? You almost drowned a turtle?!"

Chi Ye glanced at him and said, "I was infected by you."

Yangzi: “?”

The two of them had no time to pay attention to him and hurried over to bow and apologize to the staff.

The staff saw that the little turtle was fine, and since the responsibility for this matter lay with the production team, they didn't say much and even took the opportunity to ask Jin Xia for an autograph and a photo...

The scene was in chaos for a while before returning to silence.

"I should have known this wasn't a turtle..."

Ikeno watched the little turtle leave, and then gradually realized that if the little turtle that the old lady liked was just an ordinary turtle, how could she "not let go of it"?
I should have thought of it sooner!

"Teacher Chi... Little Turtle won't hate us, right?"

Lafayette asked in a not very happy mood.

"Don't worry, it will kill us if it gets a chance."

Jin Xia: “…”

"Go on, ah, the program crew is really something, why don't you tell me that there is no such ingredient! It's almost like we didn't make turtle honey for people's pet turtles!" Ikeno complained about the program crew, Director Li also glanced at the ingredients team, and the ingredients team glanced at a "temporary worker".

Temporary worker: I really would thank you!
The Ikeno Group continued to work.

……

On the other side, thanks to Teacher Lu’s “proper command”, the stall finally welcomed the first batch of bright red candied haws.

Otherwise Yangzi wouldn't have time to laugh at Chi Ye!
The three old people and Lin Jingyi looked at the pot happily.

Teacher Huang is very experienced. He just rolls the string of candied haws into the pot and the whole string is ready.

At this moment, a row of freshly cooked candied haws were placed on the chopping board.

"How does it taste? Try it."

Lin Jingyi looked at it with her mouth watering, eager to try it.

I have to say, judging by the appearance, Mr. Huang is indeed quite capable.

"Haha, of course we have to try them. The ones in the first row are all ready. Let's each have a skewer... eh!"

As soon as Teacher Huang finished speaking, he found that Yangzi had already taken off his hood, picked up a string of candied haws and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Look at you kid, you're just impatient. Did you poison me this time?"

Teacher Huang smiled indulgently and picked up a string as well.

“Hey…! Hey! Wait!”

At this moment, Yangzi suddenly frowned and tried to "pull" the candied haws in his mouth, but found that it was as motionless as a soldering iron!
"Don't move! Don't eat anything yet. My dentures are stuck to the candied haws and I can't take them off!"

“Wuwu…?!”

The others, however, had already stuffed their mouths with food and were unable to speak clearly.

Seeing this, Yangzi cursed incoherently: "Zhao! How did you make sugar from mud? This sugar is too sticky!"

"What the hell is that!"

Teacher Huang's mouth was full of anger, and he said, "This string of candy is the one you just wrapped. Your technique is wrong!"

"Stop talking, stop talking, get this thing down!"

Teacher Lu was also anxious. He was the only one among the four who had not eaten the candied haws yet. While talking, he turned around and shouted to Lin Jingyi: "Jingyi, don't eat it yet..."

Before she finished speaking, Lin Jingyi also had a candied haws stuffed in her mouth, her mouth twisted into a "√" shape, her eyes crooked and her mouth slanted, looking at them in an extremely uncoordinated manner.

"It's over! Jingyi pulled her own mouth crooked!!"

Teacher Lu was very anxious and waved his hands: "Staff! Staff! Come here quickly!"

"Turn off the camera, don't broadcast it yet, this scene is not convenient to broadcast!"

"..."

Director Li and others turned off the live broadcast and hurried over, and the Ikeno team also came over.

"I rely on!"

Seeing this scene, Chi Ye was immediately stunned: "It can't be that serious? Isn't it just one step ahead? Why are you so happy? Why are you guys kissing Tanghulu?!"

"Chi Ye! Stop making sarcastic remarks and come help!"

Director Li also lived in Bengbu and directed: "Everyone come and pull it out together!"

Four: “?!”

Fuck you, director! Are you trying to kill us?!

"Don't use brute force! Drink water! Hot water! Use hot water!"

Teacher Huang didn't forget to explain: "Use boiling water to dissolve it!"

"I'm melting your horse, boiling water? Are you melting the candied haws or me?!" Yangzi cursed.

"Follow my command, everyone follow my command!" Teacher Lu shouted to stabilize the morale of the troops.

"I'm still fucking listening to your orders!" Yangzi continued, "If you keep listening, you'll kill me!"

"Please stop giving orders!"

"Warm water, warm water will do. Go get some warm water!"

Director Li was sweating profusely. Chi Ye said something, but he moved quickly. He immediately took the warm water from Shi Dafu and handed it to her.

A group of staff rushed over to help.

But in the north in winter, the temperature indoors is over 20 degrees below zero, and I don’t know how Si Mou made the candy, but its stickiness is extremely amazing.

After everyone tried for a while, they pulled Yangzi's head so hard that it became swollen... swollen in the physical sense!

Still didn't pull it off.

"Wait, stop pulling...my dentures are going to fall off!"

Yangzi was pulled anxiously.

"Listen to me, listen to me. Don't be impatient. Take a sip of warm water first and take your time..."

Teacher Lu was very good-tempered. He knew Yangzi was getting anxious at this moment, so he comforted him while holding his arm and shouting, "Come on, 321...harder!"

"Strength!"

"Eh!"

Yangzi felt a pain in his dentures, cried out "ouch", and pulled the candied haws out.

But because he didn't control his strength, the candied haws he just pulled off stuck directly to Teacher Lu's bangs!

Teacher Lu: “?”

What the hell is that? It stinks! Shi Fei, is it on my head?!
Yangzi hadn't noticed yet. He just looked at the two bone-colored dentures that "flew" to Teacher Lu's head, and his eyes went dark: "My dentures!!"

No one understood why he was so emotional.

But Yangzi's heart was bleeding.

These two dentures were made of "Dzi beads" and were blessed by a master.

I heard that having it inlaid can bring good luck, ward off bad luck, and make you famous, but without it, it won’t work!

And now, the dentures have flown to Teacher Lu's head!

"Ouch~!"

Teacher Huang also cried out and successfully pulled out the candied haws. There was also a tooth on it that had obviously been eaten by woodworms.

Seeing this, Yangzi's eyes darkened: "You want to compete with me?!"

Teacher Huang: “…”

Fuck you Yangzi, you idiot, I'm competing with you!
"What's on my head that stinks so bad?! Also, everyone, look at Jingyi, what's happened to Jingyi's face?!"

Mr. Lu was extremely anxious—his idol image was well known! He could lose his life, but not his hairstyle!

He pulled his hair randomly, trying to pull the candied haws off, but he didn't forget to care about Lin Jingyi's situation.

Everyone had no choice but to rush over and split into two groups to help Lu and Lin.

"Don't pull, don't pull..."

As the candied haws were about to be pulled off, Teacher Lu suddenly stopped them: "Everyone, don't move!!!"

But it was still a step too late. The staff did not dare to pull him hard, but Yangzi was anxious to become famous, so he used all his strength and lifted up Teacher Lu's head!
Yes, that's right. There was suddenly a large empty area on Teacher Lu's head, and his high hairline was completely exposed to the air. The cold wind blew, and there was a slight chill.

"My wig piece!"

"The wig has fallen off! Stop pulling it!"

Teacher Lu was very anxious: "My hair, find my hair quickly!"

Everyone: "..."

Yangzi looked at the two bright red and purple pieces stuck on the candied haws, still in shock: "Fortunately, fortunately, they are not lost..."

Just as I was thinking this, the "candied haws" in my hand suddenly tightened.

It was Teacher Lu who came over, looking embarrassed and ugly, and grabbed her hair: "Give my hair back to me!"

"Hey! Hey! What are you doing? Are you trying to rob me?!"

Yangzi pulled it over again: "My dentures are on it!"

"My hair!"

"My dentures!"

"Stop hitting her, stop hitting her...Jingyi fainted!"