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Chapter 41: The old Buddha is still too comprehensive

Teacher Huang: “…”

He didn't have time to deal with Chi Ye now. He saw Yangzi and Teacher Lu separated. The latter was worried about Lin Jingyi and rushed over first.

Of course, Mr. Huang is also concerned about the situation of his own artists and is busy keeping up.

"Are you okay? Why are you foaming at the mouth?"

"Face, face, someone come, give Jingyi some minor adjustments to her facial features!"

"Why is this mouth like Nike? Don't dare to move it!"

"The candied haws fell!"

As they were talking, the candied haws in Lin Jingyi's mouth fell out. She opened her eyes, looked at the people surrounding her, blinked uncomfortably, then turned her head away. No one saw her doing anything, and when she turned back, the candied haws was no longer in her mouth.

"It's saliva that flows out from not being able to close your mouth for a long time. It's okay, it's okay."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they saw this.

Then I remembered that Yangzi was competing against Mr. Lu, who was even more powerful.

"Humph!"

Teacher Lu reacted, snorted coldly, and waved to call the assistant over - he said that there was no assistant following "See You", but except for Jin Xia who deliberately didn't let the team follow, and Ikeno who was so poor that no one wanted to use him, who didn't "hide" an assistant in private?
He took out his spare wig, put it on, then looked back at Yangzi, whose face looked even worse.

——Although Teacher Lu is famous for his good temper, he is also famous for caring about his image.

He is almost fifty years old, but he still loses weight and removes fat regularly, which is evident.

The "ugly behavior" that Yangzi just revealed is really disgusting!

At this time, Yangzi also knew that he had offended Teacher Lu just now.

Although he regretted it in his heart, he felt that he would still do the same thing if he had the chance again.

That’s a Dzi bead!

"No, I need to go to the hospital. It hurts so much. I'm going to the hospital. I won't record it anymore!"

Yangzi immediately activated the ultimate move he had learned from his former friend Mai Huang, and howled miserably with his hands covering his mouth.

Program team: "..."

"I have to go to the hospital to get it treated."

Teacher Huang’s “injury” was not serious. He just lost a cavity that was about to fall out. But just in case, he had to go to the hospital for treatment.

"Ok."

Director Li felt helpless, but it was human nature to be "hurt".

Here, Yangzi and Teacher Huang went to a nearby hospital accompanied by staff and their assistants.

On the other side, Chi Ye also returned to his booth. Seeing the live broadcast resumed, he couldn't help but sigh: "It's the big stage of "See You", come if you have the chance."

"This program is still being broadcast. It truly is the most authentic program!"

There was no movement around him, so he turned around and found that "Little Raccoon" Teacher Shi had once again devoted himself to his "work".

What surprised him was that the old lady was also making her own candied haws in a very meticulous manner.

Even though something so "lively" happened just now, she only took a few glances at first, and after finding that nothing was wrong, she retreated back to tinker with her own things.

What form is this Karl Lagerfeld in?
Ikeno was curious, so he walked over to take a look, and his eyes immediately lit up. He praised: "It's so beautiful."

"Hmm~"

Jin Xia raised her head and saw that it was Chi Ye. Her beautiful peach blossom eyes narrowed immediately and she hummed: "Teacher Chi, praise me more. I like you to praise me!"

Chiye: "..."

“How did you carve it?”

He rarely refuted, but asked curiously.

Because the "candied haws" in the old lady's hand was really carved so beautifully.

The round strawberries, which were obviously specially selected by Karl Lagerfeld, have now become the shape of roses, with petals blooming and lifelike. Even in the details, some of the "roses" are dotted with cute "dewdrops".

It was so beautiful that when he looked at it from a distance, he thought it was a rose.

"What's so difficult about this?" Jin Xia raised her fair swan neck and said in a coquettish voice, "I studied sculpture with Teacher Chi. Not only strawberries, I can also carve other things!"

Chi Ye nodded repeatedly after hearing this.

Yes, that’s right, a bunch of “useless” skills, this is what Karl Lagerfeld is like.

He asked curiously, "Besides sculpture, what else have you studied?"

"Hmm..." Mr. Lafayette thought for a moment and boasted proudly, "There are so many things, like flower arranging... classical music performance... ballet... Yeah, and tea ceremony, I can do that too!"

OK, it is blacklisted.

None of which he wanted.

As expected of you!

Karl Lagerfeld is still too comprehensive!
Just as Chi Ye was thinking this, he heard a middle-aged man walk over to the stall opposite and ask, "How much are the candied haws?"

A customer is coming?!
Teacher Lu and Lin Jingyi, the only two still "alive", looked up at the middle-aged uncle, who looked familiar. The former said enthusiastically, "Six pieces a skewer... but we haven't finished it yet. Can you wait a moment?"

The uncle glanced at his "weird" appearance.

But the new wig was different from the previous one, and it was a bit weird: "Still waiting? Then I won't buy it!"

After saying that, he left with his hands behind his back.

Program team: "If you refuse a customer, 10 yuan will be deducted from your sales!"

Teacher Lu: “?”

"That's not right, why does this person look like someone from the program crew?"

Ikeno found a highlight.

He had just recognized this middle-aged man. He was clearly the photographer from a certain group.

Is the program crew causing trouble?
Teacher Lu also reacted and glared at him: "Director Li, be a human being!"

Director Li remained calm: "They are all customers now!"

Everyone: "..."

A few people finally understood that the production team was determined to create some show effects and cause trouble.

"Please remind everyone that there will be many real customers besides us, and we hope you will do a good job of "catering service."

Director Li said this and kept silent.

"Teacher Chi!"

The old man, who had been concentrating on carving, raised his head and waved the six exquisite and beautiful "roses" in his hand: "I'm done!"

Then he stretched out his hand, handed it to Chi Ye, and said in a coquettish voice: "I give you a little flower!"

Chi Ye was startled.

"Teacher Chi?"

Ikeno came back to his senses: "...It hasn't been coated with sugar yet!"

"Oh, yes!"

The old lady slapped her forehead and ran over to find Shi Dafu to wrap the candy.

“It looks nice, but it’s too inefficient.”

Chi Ye stroked his chin. Not to mention that Teacher Lu's group had already "made" a batch of candied haws, Shi Dafu had also made the first batch.

The old Buddha has just finished carving one string.

The real focus is exquisiteness.

"That flower is beautiful. I want to buy it."

At this time, another customer came over and fell in love with the "rose" in Jin Xia's hand at first sight.

Ikeno glanced at him and instantly recognized that this was an apprentice from the program's photography crew, dressed as a student.

"Ten dollars."

customer:"?"

Shocked: "So expensive?! It's only six dollars over there!"

Ikeno had a point: "Look at the appearance of this flower, is there any candied haws on the other side?"

customer:"……"

After a pause, he received the signal from Director Li's eyes and immediately acted aggrieved: "Brother, I'm a student and don't have that much money. Can you give me a discount?"

Chi Ye glanced at him sideways: "Student? Sorry, even an animal is not allowed."

customer:"……"

He felt like he had received 10,000 critical hits!

"The Ikeno Group, 'Missing Customers', Deduct 10 Yuan from Sales!"

Director Li laughed at first, then turned serious. "Only 10 yuan? This must be million yuan."

Chi Ye said something sarcastically and turned back to look at Jin Xia wrapping up the candy.

Director Li: "...Insulting the production team, another 10 yuan deduction!"

The live broadcast room was filled with barrages of laughter.

"What a relief! I finally made Hu Ye talk!"

"It's so funny, even if you're an animal, you can't do that. Your little mouth is so vicious."

"What happened just now? Why are there two people missing?"

"Where's Yangzi? Where's Teacher Huang?"

"Why did Teacher Lu change her hairstyle? Can you change your outfit with just one click outside?"

"Some spectators who were watching the scene said that a fight had just broken out!"

"..."

The live broadcast of the Ikeno group was relatively smooth. Although it was briefly shut down just now, many people at the scene had already posted the dramatic incident that happened on "See You" online.

Although the program team and various teams have tried their best to suppress the trending searches, anyone who is interested will find out that it cannot be concealed.

In just half a day after it was aired, "See You" had two consecutive abstract events: one was the arrest of Si Mou, and the other was the on-site snatching of "candied haws". The popularity of "See You" has visibly begun to rise wildly.

Hospital emergency department.

Yangzi was on an IV drip and was browsing Weibo when he saw this scene of a "bright star journey".

The left side of his face was already swollen. He was applying an ice pack bought by his assistant while browsing Weibo and grinning foolishly.

Teacher Huang standing next to him felt unlucky when he saw this.

Yangzi didn't pay attention to these things, and was staring at the hot search terms "Inside story of "See You", Yangzi disappeared" which was revealed by a marketing account.

A pair of small eyes rolled around and fell on his hand where the drip was.

flap!

He suddenly stood up, and the IV bottle on the stand trembled.

Teacher Huang was shocked: "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

Yangzi made up his mind: "I want to go back to record the show!"

Teacher Huang: “?”

Bluntly speaking: "Are you stupid? You're in such a mess, and you still want to go back to record?"

Yangzi curled his lips: "You don't understand, in an era where traffic is king, this is the only way to be popular!"

Teacher Huang didn't understand what it meant at first.

But when Yangzi stood up, the assistant wanted to ask the nurse to remove the needle, but quickly stopped him: "Hey! Hey! Don't shout! Just go like this! Go to record the show with the drip!"

assistant:"?"

Idiot?
Of course, he certainly didn't dare to say this openly, so he just gestured to Yangzi's face and said, "This...is not convenient. One hand is not enough for you."

"Not enough?" Yangzi threw away the ice, exposing his pig-like face to the air, and reached out to pick up the IV bottle: "It's okay, it's enough now!"

Everyone: "..."

"Fuck, what kind of idiot is this? Can you be normal?!"

Teacher Huang was completely defeated.

He wasn't seriously injured, and the reason he came here was actually to take a break. After Chi Ye and the others finished selling the candied haws, he would go back to the house to record.

But he didn't expect that Yangzi could be so crazy to gain popularity.

Going to record the show with an IV drip!

It's a pity that he could do that!
"It's over 20 degrees below zero outside. You're hanging up on water. What are you feeding? Are you feeding air?! Yangzi, tell me honestly, did you have a fever as a child?!"

"Oh?"

Yangzi was stunned for a moment, then realized what was happening and slapped his thigh: "Right! How could I have forgotten about this..."

"Assistant, assistant, please replace the liquid in the IV bottle with alcohol. Alcohol won't freeze!"

Teacher Huang: “?!”

Mentally retarded?!
Of course, Yangzi wasn't retarded. His next words were, "Also, have the nurse remove the needle for me and turn off the IV line. Don't inject alcohol! Just cover my hand with medical tape. It'll be fine. I'll be warm by noon. No one else will be able to tell!"

assistant:"……"

"Okay, I'll go right away!"

Yangzi's team has a strong "execution ability". Amid the nurses' stupid looks, Yangzi put on the alcohol bought by his assistant, completed his "makeup", and walked out in high spirits.

"You have some shady tricks, and they all come back upon you!"

Teacher Huang saw Yangzi was about to leave and hurriedly ran to catch up: "Wait for me!"

"?" Yangzi was surprised: "Why do you always compete with me?!"

Teacher Huang: “…”

Unable to bear it any longer: "I'm competing for your horse! If you go, I won't be blackened to death if I don't go?!"

Yangzi: "...You really have no quality."

Teacher Huang looked at him and nodded without saying anything.

"Forget it, just come if you want." Yangzi raised his hand with the needle and said with a twisted mouth: "This time, the drip has to follow my instructions!"

Teacher Huang still didn't say anything, just stared at his back, his eyes gradually becoming evil.

Okay, okay, that's how we want to play it, right?

Then don’t play at all!

……

Yangzi is full of the composure of an old artist, but he is right about one thing.

——Now is the era where traffic is king.

Market, scene.

Ikeno now feels the charm of the "top stream".

Shi Dafu has already made the second batch of candied haws, and the old lady has also carved two strings of "roses" and inserted them on the stand, which is a dazzling sight with colorful, fragrant and delicious taste.

In addition, after they arrived at the scene, they took off their head masks while eating candied haws, which became a hot topic. Everyone knew that Xia Xia was recording a show here today, and there was an endless stream of people coming.

On the other hand, although some people came to ask for photos with Teacher Lu, the two of them had not yet made a "successful" batch of candied haws, so they had nothing to sell.

"Brother Xiaoming, let me help you. You look tired and sweating."

After Yangzi and the other two left, Teacher Lu didn't let Lin Jingyi do any more work. He took care of everything in a very patriarchal manner and was already exhausted and out of breath.

Hearing the sound, he smiled slightly and said in a magnetic voice: "It's okay, girl, I'm not tired. That's not sweat, just some oil."

Lin Jingyi was so moved that she clasped her hands together: "Brother Xiaoming, you are so manly, so manly!"

Chi Ye, who was collecting money across the street, couldn't stop grinning. Seeing this, he shook his head: "Look at how Lin Jingyi has been coaxed by Teacher Lu. She has become like Yangzi!"

Teacher Lu looked up and waved at Chi Ye: "Chi Ye, we will definitely win!"

After saying that, he indicated that he was not tired, showed off his biceps, and smiled confidently, but in the eyes of others, it looked like an evil smile.

Chi Ye stopped him: "Teacher Lu, it is forbidden to vilify men!"

Teacher Lu: “?”

Chi Ye continued to persuade: "If you can't, then come to our side, join us, and go out to play tomorrow, and take you and Jingyi with you."

Teacher Lu's eyes lit up, but he quickly shook his head and smiled confidently: "Just wait and see, we will go out and play tomorrow!"

"It's good to be old. You can think about your next life in advance."

"..."

As the two were talking, they heard a commotion coming from the program crew not far away.

Then, a middle-aged man with a head swollen like a pig's and an IV bottle held high in one hand walked over.

Beside him, Teacher Huang sighed and looked at everyone in the program crew.

"?!"

Ikeno was surprised: "Who let it out again?!"

"Let's get out of the way! Yangzi ran out of the hospital to work overtime despite being sick!"

Teacher Huang said something in a gloomy way.

Yangzi smiled slightly and waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay, it's just a minor injury, just some IV drip, I can still hold on."

Teacher Huang: "Yes, Teacher Yangzi is so dedicated!"

Ikeno heard the voice-over, glanced at Yangzi's smug expression, and suddenly realized: "I was wondering why the toilet was clogged this morning, it turns out it was because of Teacher Yangzi's professionalism!"

(End of this chapter)