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Chapter 42 Do I look like Shacha?
Yangzi glanced at Chi Ye unhappily. After not seeing him for an hour, he was still as annoying as ever.

"Director Li, I'm back!"

He turned and opened his arms, wanting to hug Director Li.

But Director Li stared at the IV drip he held high with a strange look, startled for a moment: "Teacher Yangzi...you don't have to be so dedicated!"

"If you are injured, heal it first!"

"It's okay, I'll post an explanation on Weibo. I accidentally knocked my teeth against the wall. It's okay."

Yangzi smiled slightly, thinking he understood everything.

Director Li: “…”

"Hey, what's in Teacher Yangzi's IV? It's so cold and you're not frozen? That's amazing."

At this time, the old lady came over, looked up and was surprised.

"You don't understand." Chi Ye pointed at Lin Jingyi: "Teacher Yangzi is getting antifreeze. He borrowed it from Lin Jingyi."

Lin Jingyi: “?”

"Ahem." Yangzi was afraid that Chiye would say more, so he quickly said, "Well... let's get to our seats. The customers must be getting impatient, right?"

"The customer thought he could escape with his life," Ikeno said as he returned to his stall. "But he didn't expect to die in the end."

Teacher Huang: “…”

"With that kind of mouth he has, I bet he won't last two days in this industry!"

Teacher Huang gritted his teeth, but he was officially back in his position.

Teacher Lu expressed a differentiated welcome to the two people, and it was obvious that he was still angry with Yangzi.

Yangzi didn't mind it. When the group returned to the stall, he realized that the current situation was very bad.

"Why are people all going across the street to buy candied haws?"

Teacher Lu glanced at him and said nothing.

Lin Jingyi was speechless: "Since you all left just now, how did Teacher Lu make candied haws by himself?"

"Are you not a human being?" Yangzi has already offended Teacher Lu, so naturally he won't be afraid of a small-time celebrity who is even more obscure than Chi Ye.

Lin Jingyi was furious, but she didn't dare to confront Yangzi. She looked at Teacher Lu, pouted in grievance, and said nothing.

"Yangzi, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but why are you arguing with a little girl?"

As the saying goes, everyone has his own way of being mean. Teacher Lu was obviously willing to do it. Once his domineering personality broke out, an internal conflict broke out immediately.

"Okay, okay, stop arguing."

Teacher Huang was overwhelmed when he saw this. For a moment, he even wanted to join the Ikeno group on the opposite side!

"Let's do it well, or we'll really have to go plant potatoes with the villagers tomorrow."

He stabilized the situation: "I actually know a little bit about how to make candied haws..."

Before he could finish his words, everyone looked at him strangely.

Teacher Lu subconsciously touched his newly applied bangs, feeling apprehensive: "No, no, I beg you, Teacher Huang, please, I only have two wigs!"

Teacher Huang: “…”

"Look at you guys, huh."

Yangzi smiled faintly, calmly saying, "I have a plan."

When he turned around, he found that everyone had already entered the stall and started working, and no one paid any attention to him.

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Yangzi was furious, but he suppressed his anger. He walked over to Teacher Huang and lowered his voice, "What are we supposed to do? The business over there is already booming. Let's not talk about whether we can succeed or not. Even if we do succeed, we can't beat them."

"Oh?" Teacher Huang looked up, surprised: "You want to just go over and grab it?"

Yangzi: "...I can't beat Shi Dafu."

Teacher Huang was amused: "So what are you going to do? Continue begging?"

Yangzi was furious, he knew that Teacher Huang was talking about the last time he begged for food from the Ikeno group in the "See You" cabin.

"Respect me!"

"What dirty tricks do you have up your sleeve? Tell us quickly." Teacher Huang said impatiently.

"Hehe." Yangzi smiled sinisterly and pouted, "We can order takeout!"

Teacher Huang: “?”

He became interested and looked around. Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he lowered his voice and asked, "Order takeout?"

"Yeah." Yangzi said proudly, "I asked someone to order takeout and brought it to us when the production crew wasn't paying attention. Anyway, we already bought it, so how could we really throw it away? Impossible."

Teacher Huang looked at Yangzi in amazement and said, "You are suitable for being a permanent member of "Extreme Challenge"!"

He appreciated Yangzi's suggestion very much, because in the variety show that he and Peng Chen were regulars, everyone let themselves go and the rules of the program team were almost non-existent.

In this way, you can even create the program effect that everyone wants.

He glanced at his PD, pointed at him, and signaled him not to talk nonsense.

PD trembled and sealed his mouth.

"How is it? Is this trick okay?"

"That's too mean." Teacher Huang commented: "Yangzi, you are really one of those people who are so bad that pus is flowing, without any additives."

Yangzi: “?”

"Okay, let's do it!" Teacher Huang rubbed his hands together, looking at the Ikeno group who were still busy collecting money, and chuckled sinisterly: "Still collecting money? Well...we still have to do the surface work to provide cover."

"Ok, Ok."

The two old men devised a counterattack in a shady and cunning way. Then Yangzi found a secluded spot and called his assistant: "Hello?"

"What's wrong, Mr. Yang? Are they fighting again? Do you need our help?!" The assistant urgently stopped the "script team" and stopped the "work" at hand.

Yangzi: "...Why are you fighting? We're all in this together now... well... you can order some candied haws on the food delivery app and have it delivered to me quietly."

"Ordering takeout?"

The assistant was stunned for a moment, then nodded immediately: "Okay... um... how much exactly should I order, and what should I order?"

"Nonsense, do you even need to ask that?" Yangzi complained. "A little more quantity, but not too much. As for what to order...order the most expensive and best! That's the only way to attract customers!"

Assistant: "...Okay, I understand."

After a brief exchange between the two, Yangzi returned to the stall with his hands behind his back, acting like a master.

At this moment, Teacher Lu and Lin Jingyi had also known his "strategy" and their attitude towards him had improved a lot: "Teacher Yangzi is here, you go and put on the skewers...um..."

When Teacher Lu saw his hand hooked up to the IV drip, he could only say, "Go lie down."

Yangzi glanced around: "...Where to lie? On the ground?"

Teacher Lu: "...Then please sit for a while."

"Okay." Yangzi grinned and found a chair to sit down like a master.

……

"That's not right. Why haven't they started fighting yet?"

Opposite stall.

Ikeno saw off another fan this summer, sat back on the stool, and was beaming with joy.

Perhaps because he was too poor in this life, he found that he really enjoyed the joy of collecting money!

But it is a joy to collect money, but it is a bit unhappy if the other party does not fight among themselves!
"Something's wrong, something's wrong, there must be a ghost."

He rubbed his chin suspiciously.

"Teacher Chi, a viewer has activated SVIP and asked, what happened to Teacher Yangzi's face?"

The PD teacher next to him was also very comfortable.

Unlike Mr. Lu's group, Ikeno's group was much more comfortable in this segment, and after two major live broadcasts, their popularity has been increasing.

"Well," Ikeno knew the production crew was up to something when he heard the PD ask, and he casually replied, "Teacher Yangzi just bumped into a candied haws plant, and it became a spirit and knocked out two of his teeth."

Live broadcast room barrage: "???"

What an unusual description!

"Teacher Chi, Teacher Chi, guess what I did again!"

The old lady came over happily, with her hands behind her back, a smile in her charming peach blossom eyes, and called out in a coquettish voice: "Guess!"

"What?" Chi Ye was curious: "He really became a human?"

Jin Xia's expression changes in a second, and she makes a face without saying a word.

Ikeno straightened his attitude: "Look, you're not happy after I really guessed it... Um, roses?"

"No." The old man shouted "thump thump thump" and handed an extremely cute "little god of wealth" to Chi Ye: "Little God of Wealth!!"

"Hey, you can even do this?!"

Ikeno was surprised, and then filled with joy.

He really liked this one. "Of course you can. Cut the strawberries in half, use blueberries as two little ears, and use a banana for the body. It's easy to make!"

Jin Xia was very proud, and then handed it to Chi Ye: "I see that you like receiving money so much, so I'll give it to you!"

Chi Ye took over the "little god of wealth" and felt a little embarrassed after receiving gifts all the time: "Well... next time I will take you to try the gutter oil imported from France."

Jin Xia: “?”

Program team: "..."

Ikeno, you are not a human being!

"I'll continue to work." The old lady turned around.

"What else are you going to do?"

"I'll make a 'Kung Fu Panda' for Sister Shi Shi!"

Ikeno: "...I suggest making another Transformer for Lin Jingyi!"

Lafayette wondered: "Her craftsmanship should be better than mine..."

Chi Ye was stunned and sighed: "Actually, sometimes you can be quite mean."

Lord Buddha: “?!”

"..."

While they were happily interacting, in a corner outside the camera, Yangzi's assistant was holding a "big box" in his hand and waving at Yangzi while panting.

"Boss Yang! Boss Yang!"

Yangzi looked up, then pretended to be calm and stood up, stretching: "Hmm~ My face doesn't feel well, let me go take a look."

"go Go."

People around waved.

Yangzi is now "disabled in both arms" and is basically responsible for the embarrassment in Teacher Lu's group. When everyone sees that he is interested in making a move, they all know that the goods have arrived!

"Well... follow me."

Yangzi glanced at the PD, signaling him not to talk nonsense, and then walked slowly to the assistant.

Mysterious: "Where's the stuff?"

The assistant wanted to hand him a box, but seeing that his hands were occupied, he was embarrassed: "How are we going to carry it?"

"..." Yangzi was also taken aback by the question. He glanced at the PD, then at the assistant: "...Is it okay for me to pick it up with my mouth?"

assistant:"?"

When did Mr. Yang learn Yin and Yang from Chi Ye!
“…I’ll call someone over.”

Yangzi was feeling unlucky, so he turned around and called over his "good friend" Teacher Huang, and together they mysteriously brought the box back to the stall.

"Look, look, what are they!"

"What a huge box, Yangzi, you've done a great job!"

Everyone was very excited, thinking that they could finally open the business.

Yangzi couldn't wait to open the box and took a look inside. Suddenly, his vision went dark: "Huh?!"

"No, what the hell is this?!"

Teacher Huang was also dumbfounded.

They saw that the box that the assistant brought back was indeed full of "candied haws", but the types were completely different from what they expected.

What about "rock sugar Aolong", "rock sugar king crab", "rock sugar mantis shrimp"...

No, where is the gourd? !
Where's the hawthorn?!

Yangzi's mouth twisted and he had a myocardial infarction.

"No, is your assistant an idiot? Is he really just following the real boss? Can we sell this?! Who would buy it?"

Teacher Huang lives in Bengbu: "How did you tell him?"

Yangzi felt guilty: "I...I said I want the best and most expensive one."

Everyone: "..."

Teacher Huang suddenly realized what was happening and pointed at Yangzi: "You did this on purpose, didn't you? You just want to attract attention this way?"

The others also woke up as if from a dream, and looked at Yangzi with suspicion.

——Everyone now understands him. Others can’t do this, but he can definitely do it!

Yangzi was furious: "What are you talking about! I'm not that kind of person!"

The master had never even eaten a few candied haws before, but who would have known that now, in addition to "turtle honey", there are even more hellish and expensive "candied haws"!
Everyone: "..."

"So...what should we do now?"

Everyone looked at the "seafood feast" in the box and looked at each other in silence.

Made a great contribution?
I pooped a big pile!
"It's okay, there are 'normal' candied haws underneath!"

Suddenly, Lin Jingyi turned it over and found a layer of candied haws.

Everyone was relieved.

"It's okay... As long as it can be sold."

"Then these things..."

Yangzi pointed to the heavyweight "guests" such as the candied king crab.

"It's okay, this can be sold too. We can sell it secretly... Ask the assistant how much it cost."

Teacher Huang rolled his eyes and thought, since I've already bought it, I might as well use it as a gimmick.

"No need to ask, there's a receipt on it."

Yangzi tore off the receipt from the outside of the box and looked at it, gritting his teeth. "King crab 1500... Orochi 1000... This box cost over ?!"

Everyone: "..."

"You are really stupid and rich..."

Teacher Huang gloated over other people's misfortune.

Fortunately, apart from a few eye-catching ones, the other candied haws were all genuine "goods". Everyone felt confident and started to "switch" things under the stalls in a sneaky manner.

"Hey, hey! What are you doing?! Is this how you play?"

Chi Ye had already noticed the enemy's unusual movements.

Because the opponent had no intention of covering up, even if the PD followed them the whole time, they couldn't cover up.

"Director, I'm reporting this! They ordered takeout! How can this be allowed?"

Ikeno was very dissatisfied. They worked so hard... and Shi Dafu worked so hard to make the candied haws, but the guy from the other side surpassed them by ordering takeout?

Where are the rules of the program team and where is justice?
Director Li had also noticed this scene a long time ago and hurried over. Looking at the "suspects" who stood up as if nothing had happened, he asked: "No, how much takeout did you order?"

"Takeout? What takeout? I didn't order anything."

Yangzi is stubborn.

"We were just joking, no order."

"You didn't order? You've already cooked the king crab, and you still say you didn't order? Are you the Dragon King of the East China Sea, and you can transform seafood?!"

Ikeno strolled over and pointed under the stall: "I saw it, it's hidden right there!"

Director Li’s expression also looked “unpleasant”, but he was actually smiling in his heart.

That’s right, that’s how the show will be effective.

"Ordering takeout is not allowed, and using the guests' private money is breaking the rules."

Director Li had a blank expression on his face. "So all the takeout that Mr. Lu's group ordered will be used as your sales revenue. We already owe you 10 yuan, and with that..."

The box had been lifted up. When it was opened, Director Li saw the king crab and orangutan, and his mouth was grinning to the back of his teeth: "You owe... a few thousand? Or tens of thousands..."

“It’s not that expensive, it’s not that expensive!”

Teacher Huang reacted, hid the receipt, and waved his hand: "These are samples, not expensive."

Yangzi regained consciousness and quickly started a rumor: "It was on sale when we bought it."

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Director Li was puzzled: "How much did you buy these things?"

Yangzi: "About a hundred yuan."

Everyone: "?"

"Dude, are you giving me a discount or hitting me? Director Li has beaten you silly!"

Chi Ye lived in Bengbu.

Director Li also looked at Yangzi seriously and asked, "Do I look like Shacha?"

(End of this chapter)