Who said this top flow is crazy! This top flow is awesome!

Chapter 43 Sister "Global Warming"

Yangzi: “…”

He started to play dirty: "I only bought it for 100 yuan, and everyone can testify to that!"

"Yes, yes." Lin Jingyi nodded.

"It's just a hundred yuan, Director, don't be so rebellious." Teacher Huang taught him, "I've eaten more salt than you've eaten rice, how could I not understand?"

Teacher Lu coughed lightly: "This is really a hundred yuan thing."

Director Li: “…”

What to do? He is also desperate.

"One hundred dollars?"

Chi Ye nodded repeatedly and pointed to a box of king crabs: "Then I'll buy it."

Everyone: "?"

Yangzi squinted at him and asked, "What are you buying? A little hair from a crab claw?"

Ikeno said sincerely: "Then tell me how much you bought it for. I can also buy it at the original price."

Four: "..."

Fishing, right?

The three old men and the weirdo naturally wouldn't be fooled. They exchanged glances, and Teacher Huang tilted his head and lowered his voice: "I just hid the candied haws underneath and didn't take it out."

Everyone was startled.

Teacher Huang nodded to Director Li, indicating his agreement: "Alright, take the 100 yuan and give it to Chi Ye and the others. Is that okay? We bought it for 100 yuan, so you can record it as a 100 yuan turnover!"

Program team: "..."

But Teacher Huang is indeed "experienced".

The matter is done, the production team certainly cannot throw these things away.

And now the show has achieved its desired effect, and seeing that the Ikeno team is willing to accept it, Director Li naturally won't say anything more, but only warned: "Don't do it again!"

The demons nodded, but none of them took it seriously.

Teacher Huang and Ikeno were even a little eager to try it.

——Teacher Huang was indeed happy. Ikeno’s action was equivalent to “laundering” the candied haws they had hidden!

As for Ikeno, it's even simpler.

He felt that it was a great deal to "buy" these things for a hundred yuan!
Not only can it be used as a gimmick to attract customers now, but you can even go back and defrost it later, which is a great tonic!
Teacher Huang took out his phone and asked, "Scan your code or mine?"

Chi Ye glanced at him and said, "Scan your code."

"Okay, then scan my code... huh?"

Teacher Huang suddenly reacted and glared at Chi Ye.

Chiye: "?"

"what happened?"

"……fine."

Teacher Huang cursed inwardly, thinking that Chi Ye must have done it on purpose.

But he was the one who started it, so it was hard to say more.

The two men completed the transaction, and Ikeno returned to the stall carrying the large box.

"Old Buddha, Teacher Shi, look what I bought for you!"

Ikeno said cheerfully, "Rock sugar king crab and rock sugar aolong are both high-quality proteins!"

While busy, Shi Dafu looked up and saw a box of king crabs. Her almond-shaped eyes lit up, then she lowered her head embarrassedly and continued to work.

The cows and horses have more power!

Karl Lagerfeld came over to take a look out of curiosity, but when he saw how “high-end” the ingredients were, he immediately lost interest and went back disappointed to continue carving “Kung Fu Panda”.

Chiye: "..."

I'm sorry, I was presumptuous.

He didn't care about these things and happily put the candied king crab and candied orochi in the most conspicuous position on the stand to ensure that passers-by could see them.

……

Opposite stall.

“…He took advantage!”

Looking at this scene, Yangzi was quite unwilling: "I bought it for 7,000 yuan!"

"Why are you so unhappy? That thing can't be sold. Without him, how can we use the candied haws we bought so openly?"

Teacher Huang was in a good mood and asked a customer who was buying candied haws, "Do you want it spicy?"

customer:"?!"

Yangzi: “?”

Can a carbon-based creature ask such a question?

"No... I just want to eat some normal candied haws."

The customer turned pale with fear.

"Hehe." Teacher Huang pouted, "I was just kidding."

He packed it up quickly and handed it over: "The candied haws are ready, come back after you've enjoyed them!"

“… Never again.”

Customers fled.

"No...Xiao Huang, you're too outrageous." Yangzi couldn't help but lecture him, "That's not how you do business. Guess why people come to buy candied haws instead of spicy ice gourds?!"

Teacher Huang was displeased: "How could I not know? This is just a joke, seriously, if you can do it, why don't you try?"

"I'll do it, I'll do it."

Yangzi arrived at the stall when a middle-aged man came over and said, "Two strings of candied haws, please... huh?"

Suddenly, his nose moved, and he was surprised: "Why does it smell like alcohol?!"

"Do you still sell alcohol here?"

Yangzi: “…”

He looked up at his IV drip, thought for a moment, and shook his head: "I really can't sell this."

The eldest brother was disappointed, shook his head and walked away: "Then I won't buy it."

"Hey...don't go, don't go!"

Teacher Huang was anxious when he saw this, and immediately ran out to grab the eldest brother: "Let's add some wine to you! Buy it, buy a few more!"

The eldest brother was surprised: "There really are candied haws with wine?!"

Teacher Huang smiled slightly and said nothing.

Yangzi was stunned. He quickly pulled him over and lowered his voice: "Are you crazy? Can you drink this?!"

"...Are you stupid? This isn't medical alcohol from the hospital. Your assistant bought it for consumption. I saw it all."

Teacher Huang taught: "Isn't edible alcohol used for eating? A little bit will make it very fragrant!"

Yangzi: “…”

He took two steps back, maintaining a distance from Mr. Huang: "Let me clarify, I'm not familiar with you, and I'm not an accomplice!"

Of course, that’s what he said, but when Yangzi heard it was edible alcohol, he felt relieved.

He "secretly" took off his IV drip, opened the lid, and was about to sprinkle the food on the candied haws.

“Hey! Hey!!”

The eldest brother was stunned: "What are you doing?! I want wine, I don't take drugs! Don't pour it, I don't want to buy it, I don't want to buy it!"

"Don't go, don't go. This isn't medicine. This is alcohol!"

Teacher Huang quickly grabbed the eldest brother and said, "If you don't believe me, try smelling it!"

"Oh?"

The eldest brother was skeptical, but it was obvious that he was indeed a drunkard who was strictly controlled by his family. He actually lowered his head to smell it when he heard the sound.

My eyes lit up instantly: "Good wine!"

Then, without waiting for the two to speak, he grabbed Yangzi's "drip" and took a small sip.

Everyone: "?!"

Ikeno, who happened to see this scene, said: "?!!"

"Oh my god, it's so intense! Am I seeing things? Why do I see someone trying to grab Teacher Yangzi's IV bottle to drink from?"

He was stunned for a second.

Obviously, the scene before him was far beyond his understanding of this world.

Teacher Huang, what are they doing?
"Drug man" in public?
Salt isn't salt anymore, right?!

"...It's over, Teacher Chi. If this really becomes a big stage for 'See You', you'll come if you're allowed to."

The old lady was also surprised and couldn't close her mouth.

But the eldest brother felt "comfortable" after drinking it: "Oh my, oh my, it's too strong! The taste is too strong! There is such a good thing?!"

"Brother, brother, don't drink it. This thing is not meant to be drunk directly. Just taste it a little bit!"

Teacher Huang and Yangzi hurriedly stopped the eldest brother.

“…Not bad, really good!”

The eldest brother also knew the importance of the food. He just tasted a little bit and found it tasted good. He immediately waved his hand and said, "Tanghulu, add alcohol and spicy. It's winter now, so we need to eat something 'hot'!"

"okay!"

Everyone smiled happily and immediately got busy. Chi Ye: "..."

unbelievable.

Da da da.

Just then, the sound of footsteps suddenly rang out.

A girl dressed modestly, wearing a black baseball cap and a high-end camera bag, came over and asked politely, "Hello, how much is this?"

Ikeno was startled, then came to his senses and looked at the customer, stunned.

It’s not that this customer is so good-looking, but...

What she was pointing at were the candied king crabs and candied orangutans that he had put up without thinking anyone would buy!
"You want to buy this?"

Chiye was surprised.

"Um..." The female customer paused, waved and greeted Jin Xia: "I'm Xia Xia's station sister."

Chiye: "..."

As expected, the old lady looked calm at this moment, and her expression became noble: "Sister Nuan, you are here."

"Well, I was supposed to get here before you guys, but there was a traffic jam."

The station girl looked at Chi Ye and asked, "How much is it?"

Ikeno's expression changed in an instant: "Xia Xia's fans... It's really hard for me to set a price. A king crab should be over a thousand... Since you're a Xia Xia fan, then... I'll give you a discount, two thousand."

Station sister: “?”

"Ahem, just kidding. Five hundred, you can take it."

Ikeno is still very "kind".

The station sister glanced at Jin Xia and shook her head. "Just buy it at the original price. I'm too lazy to check. A king crab is 2,000, and an Aolong is 1,500... Plus, I want all the candied haws Xia Xia makes. Wrap them all for me."

Chiye: "?!"

Rich people?!

Look at Karl Lagerfeld.

Jin Xia Chi Xiao Pecking Rice: "It's okay, Teacher Chi, she's very rich!"

Chiye: "..."

"Okay, I'll wrap it up for you right away!"

Since he has the money and is willing to buy it, of course he is willing!

He swiftly packed a box of "rock sugar seafood" that he had just brought over and handed it to the station sister.

The fan took it and put it aside. Instead of leaving, she started looking for various angles and took pictures of Jin Xia "at work" from time to time.

Chiye: "..."

Is there such a fangirl?
This fangirl is no ordinary person. The program crew let her in and even chased her steaming face to take pictures!
"Hey, what's going on?!"

At this moment, the opponents finally noticed the situation of the Ikeno group and were all stunned.

“All those king crabs are sold?!”

Yangzi walked over in disbelief, his legs and feet trembling a little, perhaps because he was "angry".

“Ah, it’s sold.”

Chi Ye didn't even raise his head: "What's the matter?"

What's up?!
That's all my fucking money!!
Yangzi was anxious, like a clown who was afraid his brother would drive a Land Rover: "How much did you sell it for?!"

"Alipay received 10000 yuan."

The classic payment reminder sound rang out, and teachers Huang, Lu and others who had just followed were shocked.

"Ten thousand?!"

Yangzi glared at him, "I only spent seven thousand when I bought it, and you're selling it for ten thousand?! Chi Ye, you're such a piece of shit!"

Chiye: "?"

"Are you crazy? If someone is willing to buy it, I can't sell it at a low price. Besides, you've already sold it to me, so what's the price I sell it for? It's none of your business."

Yangzi was furious: "Those are all my things!"

Ikeno ignored him and waved to Mr. Huang and the others, saying, "Take your pet back home now! Sorry for interrupting our business!"

Everyone: "..."

"No, Chi Ye, how come you sold it for ten thousand..."

"All of this is counted as sales? Then what are we doing?"

"Yes."

Teacher Huang held out his hand and said, "We don't want much from you. Can we split it in half?"

"Are you guys begging together? Are you leaving or not? If not, I'm going to report you guys for taking drugs together!"

Ikeno "threats".

Yangzi and Mr. Huang's expressions changed, especially the former, whose small eyes slyly scanned the surroundings, and in anger, he said angrily: "Okay, okay, this is how we play, right? Okay, let's go!"

The other three looked at him sideways.

They didn't sabotage each other, but left angrily.

"Heh." Ikeno sneered and continued to help the station lady load the goods.

The station sister witnessed the whole process, looked Ikeno up and down with a scrutinizing gaze, and said casually: "You guys recorded this program quite happily."

Chi Ye was startled and glanced at her: "Yes, it's fun, but it's a bit exhausting."

Station sister: “…”

She glanced at Jin Xia, who was happily carving strawberries not far away, and suddenly said to Chi Ye, "Chi Ye, be nice to our Xia Xia and don't let her suffer any grievances."

Chiye: "?"

He didn't understand why the old lady's fan club suddenly said this to him.

The station sister blinked and said: "I am a fan of Chipan Xiayu CP."

Chiye: "..."

It hit the steaming face directly, right?

He felt relieved, yet a little surprised.

Isn’t it a bit weird for CP fans to say these things?

Unable to figure it out, he went directly to ask Karl Lagerfeld.

"Don't let me get hurt?"

Jin Xia blinked her long eyelashes, and a thought flashed in her beautiful peach blossom eyes. She was also very confused: "What grievance could I have?"

"Yes, that's what I mean." Ikeno nodded.

“Who can let me be wronged?”

Chiye: "..."

Yup!

Who can make Karl Lagerfeld suffer any injustice?

Only the old lady makes others suffer injustice, who dares to make the eldest lady sad?
Hmm… He suddenly thought of the distressed expression on Karl Lagerfeld’s face as he sat on the sofa this morning… He originally thought it was because his “date” last night had been canceled…

Are there other reasons?

"Yeah, I got it."

Suddenly, the old man thought of something and slapped his head: "I know."

Chiye: "?"

Noticing Chi Ye's puzzled look, Jin Xia thought for a moment and hummed, "Teacher Chi, I don't want to talk about this matter now. I'll tell you after I've dealt with it, okay?"

Chiye: "..."

"I can do anything. What does it have to do with me?"

The old man thought about it seriously, nodded and shook his head: "It has little to do with you... but it does have something to do with you. Anyway, it is really annoying. I will tell you as early as noon!"

After hearing her say this, Chi Ye suddenly became curious.

What on earth is going on?

With this doubt, the Ikeno team became much more "slack" in their subsequent work.

Of course, they really don't have to work hard.

Because not long after, the program team announced the end of the event.

——The appearance of 10,000 in turnover has killed the game.

The Ikeno team crushed the Lu teacher team and won more than 10,000 yuan in sales and the opportunity to go out for a swim tomorrow.

Although Teacher Lu's group was unwilling to accept it, if you look closely, they are not "clean" either.

eleven o 'clock.

After cleaning up the scene in a noisy manner, the group headed to where they would have lunch.

On the road.

Ikeno was still thinking about what the old man said when WeChat suddenly sounded a notification.

Coco sent two pieces of news that will shock the entire entertainment industry.

[Brother Chi, your "See You" announcement has been suspended.]

[The head office has taken action.]

(End of this chapter)