Who said this top flow is crazy! This top flow is awesome!

Chapter 77 Teacher Xiaoshang, you don’t want others to know, right?
Shang Youshu was very anxious!
He quickly tapped the screen with his slender fingers and deleted the six emo messages he had just posted.

Ikeno's WeChat message came.

AAA Yuena Royal Family: "I took a screenshot and saved it."

Anthropologist: “???”

Anthropologist: "What do you want to do?!"

Ikeno lay on the sofa, thought for a moment, and typed, "Teacher Xiaoshang, you don't want others to know, right?"

Shang Youshu: “?!”

This familiar line...

Why is it similar to some niche foreign private movies that she often watches?
She was annoyed and embarrassed: "I won't compromise with you!"

Chiye: "?"

I just want to borrow your balance bike.

Is it really that defensive?
He typed: "Okay, this is what you said, see you on the trending search."

Shang Youshu: “!!!”

Spicy balls!

She squirmed twice like a cricket pupa, turned over and got out of bed, wanting to rush out and "fight" with Chi Ye right now.

But when she looked down, she found that she was only wearing a small suspender top, which was trembling and really unsightly. She could only collapse on the bed again in anger. After a while, she picked up the phone, wanting to "give in" and swallow her anger for the time being.

Chi Ye no longer responded.

"Ikeno! You're not a good melon!!"

Shang Youshu's fairy-like little face was full of resentment, and her pair of small canine teeth were grinding wildly, making a "clucking" sound.

At this moment, the filter of "King of Melons" was shattered. He is not a good melon! !
……

living room.

Thinking about what had just happened, Chi Ye posted a rather sentimental message to his friends circle, which was quite cheesy: [The moon and the stars are asleep, but my stomach is throwing a "hunger party" in the middle of the night, gurgling non-stop.]

Immediately, more than a dozen people liked the post on WeChat Moments—all of them were members of the studio’s team.

The only "outsider" Jin Xia immediately commented: "Teacher Chi, I'm hungry too! [Unfair]"

Ikeno replied, "Eat when you're hungry."

"Hiss~ah, tsk tsk."

A sound of unbearable pain came from the side. Xiang You rubbed his red heels with safflower oil, his face firm.

Chi Ye glanced at him sideways and said, "You really wore high heels like this all day? Even to and from the hotel?"

Xiang You looked up: "Yeah, what's wrong?"

"It's okay." Ikeno shook his head: "I just feel that you are quite special."

"Oh?!" Xiang You looked secretly delighted - was he going to praise himself again?
Ikeno: "It's hard to endure without suffering."

Xiang You: “…”

"Hi, Xiaochi." Mr. Wen, who was sitting opposite and reading a French newspaper with reading glasses, said casually: "Don't say that about Xiang You. I just think Xiang You is a good kid."

"Mom Wen!" Xiang You was moved.

Wen Lijuan said: "He's silly and doesn't look like he has any brains."

Xiang You: “…”

Chi Ye agreed with this: "Indeed, Xiang You is indeed a winner in life."

Xiang You raised his head again, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

Chi Ye looked at him and said, "Look at your family. Your father is a producer, your mother is a wealthy woman, your wife is a big star, and you are a human being. Tell me, if this isn't a winner in life, what is it?"

Xiang You's mouth gradually widened, but he suddenly realized what was happening and became furious: "You said I'm a human?!"

Ikeno was surprised: "Ah? What else? Aren't you a human?"

Xiang You: "...Chi Ye, I originally thought we were brothers, but... now that you've said that, I'm going to be brothers with Jiang Cheng."

Jiang Cheng, who was playing games on his phone nearby, said: "?!"

"Don't be. As Jiang Cheng's brother, aren't you afraid that he might marry you just to become famous?" Chi Ye reminded him, "Then his sister-in-law wouldn't be happy if her beauty was snatched away."

Jiang and Xiang: “??!”

Jiang Cheng was furious: "Chi Ye, don't go too far!"

Not long after they returned to the room, the live broadcast stopped, but Chi Ye had already started "indiscriminate attacks".

"I want to fight you!" Xiang You also jumped up, stood on the sofa, and pointed at Chi Ye: "I want to duel with you!"

Chiye: "..."

Jiang Cheng slapped his forehead and felt that he was such an idiot. Why would he play with these two guys?
He turned his head and continued to fiddle with his phone.

Xiang You saw how focused he was and wondered, "Arthur, what are you doing?"

Jiang Cheng casually replied, "Oh, I invested in a manor in England."

Ikeno pointed out: "How much money did you spend on Identity V?"

Jiang Cheng was surprised: "How did you know?!"

As he came to his senses, he looked at the calm Teacher Wen and thought to himself, "Oh no! I forgot that Chi Ye also heard Teacher Wen's "untold secret" today."

Teacher Wen noticed their gazes and looked up. "You kids are just too noisy. Come, let's discuss tomorrow's travel plans to France."

Chi Ye stared at the newspaper carefully for a few seconds, paused, and asked, "Teacher Wen, this newspaper seems to be from two years ago. Are you nostalgic?"

"Ah?" Wen Lijuan was startled, but being an old actress, she calmly turned the page and smiled, "I care about the past. When you get old, you tend to be nostalgic."

"Yes." Ikeno nodded, and then said, "But this seems to be an English newspaper, not French..."

Everyone: "..."

Wen Lijuan put away the newspaper and walked into the house: "Xiao Chi, I don't want to introduce you to anyone anymore."

Chiye: "..."

"Oh, no, you also know French?"

Arthur was curious but also disdainful: "Aren't you from an idol background?"

Chi Ye glanced at him and said, "I don't understand. I was just testing him casually."

Wen Lijuan, who had just walked to the door: "..."

Xiaochi, I really will thank you!

"Of course, I don't understand, but a friend of mine does understand..."

Ikeno wanted to say that Mr. Lafayette understood, as he had once told him that he could speak French, but before he could finish his words, the doorbell suddenly rang.

"Hey, it's so late, is there anyone here?"

Everyone was surprised.

Ikeno was closest to the door, so he walked over and opened it.

I saw a staff member who lived downstairs, carrying a large box of takeout, sweating profusely: "Um... that... Mr. Chi, your takeout."

"My takeout?"

Chiye was stunned.

The staff member suppressed his laughter and handed him the receipt.

He took it and saw the words written on it:

【Chi Tianwang's midnight snack^_^】

Seeing this name, Ikeno instantly knew who bought him the midnight snack, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up slightly.

"Teacher Chi, please take it quickly, it's too heavy."

The staff outside the door saw this and said with a sad face: "What did you order? It must be more than ten kilograms."

"what?!"

Chi Ye was confused: "More than ten pounds?!"

He hurriedly took it and found it was indeed heavy. After the staff closed the door, he opened it and was immediately hit by the fragrance.

On the top layer of the box, there is a full layer of barbecue and seafood, which looks like enough for five or six people.

That would have been fine, but when Ikeno opened the bottom layer of the box, he found all sorts of food/ingredients that he "didn't recognize".

Wagyu beef, truffles, foie gras, caviar... and two obviously alive Auron.

As well as the confit duck legs from a two-star Michelin restaurant and the honey-glazed Buddha Jumps Over the Wall from a high-end private restaurant.

Another tier even has organic fruit for after-dinner enjoyment!
Ikeno was dumbfounded. He closed the box and took a closer look, only to find that this was not an ordinary takeout box. It had the classic Michelin restaurant logo on it, and the fruit was also labeled: Air-shipped and imported on the same day.

Chiye: "..."

"Hey, hey, what smells so good?!"

At this time, other people also came over after smelling the scent. When they saw the big box of delicious food, they were instantly ecstatic.

"Hey, Xiaochi, you're still spending money. How did you know I was hungry?"

Wen Lijuan came over with a smile: "I can't sleep if I don't eat ten kilograms a day."

Ikeno: “…” What an old glutton.

“Wow, Michelin has takeout now?!”

Xiang Youze noticed the LOGO and was very surprised.

Jiang Cheng looked at Chi Ye suspiciously.

——He participated in "See You", but he knew that Ikeno was notoriously stingy. Could he be so generous?
Ikeno remained calm, took out all the barbecued and cooked food, and "hid" the rest of the ingredients before walking aside, taking out his cell phone and calling Karl Lagerfeld.

"Hello? Teacher Chi, did you receive that?"

A coquettish voice soon came from the other end of the phone.

It seems that he is a little "smug".

Chi Ye scratched his nose: "Why did you order so much food for me?"

Jin Xia on the other end was puzzled: "Didn't you say you were hungry? I think it's still early, I'm worried you can't sleep!"

Chiye: "..."

"Haven't you ever ordered takeout? Who ordered it for you?"

He knew Karl Lagerfeld. Karl Lagerfeld never ate takeout before. Even when he occasionally had to "deal with emergencies" on the set, there would be staff around him to help "screen" the food.

"You can learn if you don't know!" Jin Xia boasted with a whimper, "I just asked someone to teach me. I ordered everything for you myself. I wouldn't trust others to order it for me!"

Chiye: "..."

"pity."

Lafayette was a little disappointed. "I've searched Baidu for a long time, but I still can't find any good restaurants around here... There's only one two-star Michelin restaurant, and they weren't very happy to give it to me, so they only gave it to me for a fee. Um... Teacher Chi, next time I'll try the restaurants I've eaten at before. They're the most hygienic, healthiest, and delicious!"

Ikeno glanced at the people who had already started to "share" the food: "This is too much."

"Well... I've never ordered this before, Teacher Chi." The old lady said aggrievedly, "I was afraid there might be something you don't like, so I ordered everything... They're all my favorite junk food!"

Chiye: "?"

"Oh, I'm not kidding you." Jin Xia lowered her voice and gave a mysterious "reminder": "Teacher Chi, you can eat those barbecues if you want, and leave them for others if you don't want to. But those things underneath are all good things... they were given to me by my aunt, so you should keep them for yourself. Junk food may taste good, but you should eat it in moderation. You're different from others, you should eat more of those good things!"

Chi Ye glanced at Teacher Wen, who was eating junk food with a smile on his face, and fell silent.

"Let's meet tomorrow and I'll take you to my favorite French restaurant!"

"How much did this meal cost?"

"Ok?"

Chiye: "Spending money randomly."

"Oh." Mr. Lafayette stopped talking.

"Let's go to the French restaurant tomorrow. I'll treat you."

"Okay, okay!" The old lady immediately smiled.

Chiye: "..."

"Okay, let's hang up first. See you tomorrow."

"Teacher Chi."

"what happened?"

"Next time you're hungry, remember to eat!"

"……it is good."

"OK Bye Bye!"

"Bye-Bye."

After they hung up the phone, Chi Ye saw Xiang You eating and commented: "It's okay, Michelin is just so-so."

"Don't eat that!"

Chi Ye walked over and grabbed the food stupidly, protecting the box like a calf: "Put it all on the coffee table and eat it together. It will be so messy and troublesome if we eat it this way."

"Right, right." Wen Lijuan wiped the oil off her lips and instructed: "Come on, Arthur Xiangyou, help put it in order... Also, go call Xiao Shang and have something to eat together. She didn't eat anything tonight."

As she spoke, she gave Chi Ye a thumbs up: "This skewer is really delicious, each one is plump and the meat is grilled to perfection!"

Chiye: "..."

He turned around and went with Jiang Cheng to call Shang Youshu in the room.

"Sister Shang, Teacher Chi...Teacher Chi ordered takeout: barbecued hairy crabs and fried chicken legs. Want to eat something?"

Jiang Cheng shouted.

There was no movement inside the door.

Ikeno walked over and said, "Come out and smell it."

There was still no movement in the house.

"What's wrong? Are you fainting from hunger?!"

Jiang Cheng was scared.

……

at the same time.

In the bedroom.

Shang Youshu had already heard the noise outside the door, and even faintly smelled the aroma of barbecue!

She hurriedly put on her clothes, pulled her long black hair back and tied it up in a simple bun. With her phone in hand, she clicked on a Douban group she often visited and posted anonymously:
If I become as fat as a ball, will you still love me? Woohoo.

No one responded, and Shang Youshu didn't care. She looked in the mirror and found that she was still as beautiful as ever. Then she walked out the door, muttering, "This is the last time. This is really the last time."

"I'll just eat a chicken drumstick, it should be fine!"

"Ok!"

She opened the door with her head held high, then subconsciously moved a little further away from Chi Ye: "Let's go, I just need to eat less."

Chi Ye and Jiang Cheng exchanged a glance, the former nodding, "Alright, if you eat too much, you'll easily grow thorns on your body!"

Shang Youshu: “?!”

Jiang Cheng was puzzled: "What thorns?"

Ikeno was even more confused and looked at him: "Don't you have any thorns of your own?!"

"what?"

Jiang Cheng was confused and looked at Chi Ye: "Can you be more normal? What are you talking about?"

Bang.

Shang Youshu had already closed the door again, and Sangsang said, "I don't want to eat anymore."

Ikeno, you are heartless!!
Two people: "..."

Chi Ye was not in a hurry and said casually: "This is what Xia Xia ordered for us... Let's go, she doesn't want to eat it, let's go eat it."

Click.

The door was pushed open again. Shang Youshu stared at Chi Ye with bright eyes, her face excited, wanting to say something but stopping herself: "For... for whom? For us, or for you?!"

Chi Ye said nothing and turned away gracefully.

"Well...you should eat something."

Shang Youshu remained calm and followed like a ghost.

Jiang Cheng: “???”

No, do you two have cat biscuits?!
Am I the only normal person on this variety show?!
On the coffee table in the living room.

Teacher Wen not only instructed Xiang You to prepare the "Manhan Banquet", but also took out a few bottles of wine from the refrigerator.

Xiang You was delighted when he saw this: "There's still wine?"

"Mom Wen, aren't you allergic to alcohol?"

Shang Youshu, who was walking over, was puzzled.

"correct."

Teacher Wen smiled slightly, without explaining, and just called out: "Come, come, come, all of you stand over here."

Everyone came over with confusion. Teacher Wen opened the wine and poured it into the goblet. Then he turned around and said, "Come on, kids, cooperate. Don't stand so straight. Raise your glasses to me."

Everyone was surprised and didn't know what she was up to.

Teacher Wen saw everyone perform the feeling of being "drunk" and nodded with satisfaction.

Take out your phone, find a perfect angle for a selfie, get excited, make a "V" sign with your finger, and snap the photo.

"Wait for me to edit the picture."

Everyone: "..."

She put on her reading glasses and roughly edited the photo, and then uploaded it to her Moments and Weibo.

Caption: [I’m a little tipsy today. ]

(End of this chapter)