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Chapter 78 The program team brought two vibrators
Everyone: "..."

Tipsy air?

"Why are you standing there? Reply."

Teacher Wen saw that no one had responded yet, so he reminded them: "@ you guys."

Everyone fell silent again, and one by one they opened their Weibo accounts and left messages under Teacher Wen's Weibo post:

"Teacher Wen is this [thumbs-up]"

"Teacher Wen drank ten kilograms of wine."

"Teacher Wen is an old wine barrel."

"I'm tipsy again, too tipsy."

"Teacher Wen is so full of life."

Afterwards, Ikeno deleted the post he had posted about drinking ten kilograms of wine and reposted: "Sorry, my hand slipped, it was one kilogram of wine, typo in Wubi."

Xiang You looked at him and deleted the old wine barrel as well.

Teacher Wen: “…”

"Xiao Chi, you are just naughty."

Teacher Wen didn't care either.

Whether he is an old glutton or an old drunkard, he is just trying to show off.

She loves to show off so much that she feels uncomfortable if she doesn't do it for a day.

"Well, let's get started, shall we?"

Teacher Wen looked at Shang Youshu and said, "Xiao Shang, would you like some skewers?"

Shang Youshu blinked, resisted the temptation, and shook his head: "No, I'll just eat a chicken drumstick."

"for you."

Jiang Cheng wanted to hype up the CP and the idea of ​​becoming famous was already engraved on his mind, so he handed over a fried chicken leg.

Shang Youshu glanced at his greasy hands and said nothing.

Chi Ye threw one over with gloves on: "Eat it quickly, I want to see what it looks like with thorns."

Shang Youshu: “…”

He didn't want any, but just grabbed one and started chewing it like a little hamster, turning sideways.

Jiang Cheng glanced at Chi Ye unhappily: "Can't you be a little gentler to Sister Shang?"

Ikeno told him cruelly: "Don't try to learn it, you won't be able to learn it."

Jiang Cheng: “?!”

Fuck, provoking me?!

He immediately stood up and subconsciously imitated Yangzi: "I'm not recording... Oh, I'm not recording now, forget it."

He sat down again, lowered his head and started eating.

——There is no camera, so eat however you want!
Everyone: "..."

Everyone started to show off wildly.

Chi Ye quietly came to Shang Youshu and whispered, "Hey, can you lend me your balance bike?"

"Ok?"

Shang Youshu's fair little ears pricked up, and she looked at him sideways: "Is this what you 'threatened' me with before?"

"What's the threat? Are you kidding me..." Ikeno said, then asked in confusion, "What else?"

Shang Youshu: “…”

"What do you want that for?"

Ikeno explained, "Jinxia probably hasn't played with that thing before, and it's too late to buy one now. I want her to play with it."

"?!"

Shang Youshu perked up and licked his greasy fingers: "You licked them earlier! If you licked them earlier, I'd give you another one!"

Ikeno: "Okay, give me another one."

Shang Youshu: “…”

"Okay, I'll get it for you later."

She agreed readily and picked up the cup to take a sip.

"Drink less. Drinking alcohol can make you fat."

Seeing this, Chi Ye kindly reminded him, "I suspect that you gain weight easily because you drink a lot, and it has little to do with your physique."

"?!!"

Shang Youshu was shocked and realized that he had been too proud of himself and was discovered by Chi Ye.

Although she didn't say anything just now, after she came out, her eyes were indeed fixed on the wine that Teacher Wen opened. She had a few drinks just now, and then a few more, and a few more...

I'm a little drunk.

"What do you know?" She saw that Chi Ye had noticed this, so she didn't hide it and just said the truth: "I really gain weight easily. I gain weight even when drinking water. It has nothing to do with alcohol."

"Many times I've gone on a diet and skipped meals, only drinking water, and I still gained weight... It's so annoying."

Chi Ye glanced at her, looked away, turned away without saying a word.

Shang Youshu does have a plump figure that is "slightly fat". Of course, this slightly fat appearance is only in the camera. In reality, she actually looks very thin, and only the fat parts look really "fat". The official data is a height of 167 cm and a weight of 98 to 99 catties.

But since her debut, Bai Yueguang has been known as a goddess with good looks and figure, and is the favorite of countless passers-by.

But as he gets older, and it is impossible for him to eat boiled vegetables all the time, there are always times when he feels greedy. Inevitably, there will be comments like Shang Youshu is "fat" again and Shang Youshu is in bad condition.

Her fans also urge her a lot. Almost every time they take photos, they say "sister, beautiful" to the outside world, but "sister, eat less. Look, you have fat on your belly."

Shang Youshu is subjected to PUA on a daily basis. I heard that for a while, she was too scared to participate in public events and was a bit camera-shy...

"What kind of look is that..."

Shang Youshu didn't understand what Chi Ye's eyes meant before he left.

But after a few drinks and a chicken leg, she felt instantly relieved and no longer looked depressed. She even took the initiative to help everyone clean up the "after-dinner table" before returning to her room to continue staying up late listening to sad novels.

……

The next day, Shang Youshu got up drowsily early in the morning. He first checked the room and made sure it was safe. Then he pulled the thick blackout curtains, took off all his clothes, and stood on the scale with anticipation and nervousness.

——101 jin.

Shang Youshu’s eyes went dark—the sky was falling!

"Why is there an extra pound?! Is it because I haven't gone to the toilet yet..."

She didn't believe it, so she ran to the bathroom to do something. When she came out, the scale had indeed changed - 102.

? ? ? !
I went in and ate a pound, right?!

She lived in Bengbu and felt something was wrong. She was unwilling to accept this cruel reality, so she turned the scale on and off twice and stepped on it a third time.

99 pounds.

"Huh~" She breathed out a long sigh, a smile on her fairy-like face: "Fortunately, fortunately... It hasn't increased much."

Weighing scale: I dare not increase the weight, I dare not increase it at all.

Shang Youshu was in a good mood. He hummed a little tune and patted his smooth and perky buttocks, making a crisp "pa pa" sound. He immediately decided to take a bath first!
Of course, while taking a shower in a cheerful mood, she also did not forget to "prepare for a rainy day" and asked anonymously in a Douban group yesterday:

[Girls, why do I gain weight just by drinking water? This is so unfair!]

As a result, perhaps because I was really too excited this time, the number of replies to the post soared rapidly.

"Sister, did you forget to switch numbers?!"

"Oh my god, sister, please be careful and change your account when you visit the group!"

"Sister, your account has been hacked a long time ago, delete it now!!"

Shang Youshu heard the notification tone, picked up the phone and looked at it. He suddenly shuddered and almost slipped, and quickly deleted the post.

But things have already fermented.

#Shang Youshu posted anonymously#Flying up the hot search list.

“Ah… my brain!!”

Shang Youshu hit his head twice in frustration. He didn't bother to wash carefully. He wiped his body roughly, found the agent with the note [Runtu] in his phone, and called him.

"Hello? Help me..."

"I'm already doing it."

Runtu on the other end said in a gloomy voice: "Sister, please be more careful next time. Although everyone knows that you have many trumpets, you still have to be careful."

"I know, I know. Thank you for your hard work. I'll give you guys a big red envelope when I get back!"

Shang Youshu was very satisfied with the work efficiency that the team had "honed". After chatting for a few words, he hung up the phone and looked at himself in the full-length mirror - well, his good mood for the whole morning was ruined!

……

Eight O'clock.

Other people in the hotel also came to the living room to prepare breakfast.

When Chi Ye came out yawning, he clearly felt that the atmosphere was a bit weird.

He glanced at everyone curiously, and his eyes fell on Shang Youshu, who was lowering his head and pretending to be a quail.

"what happened?"

He felt that with Sister Gua's keenness, she should be well-informed.

Has anything big happened in the circle again?

Shang Youshu raised his head, glanced at him quickly, then lowered it again without saying a word.

Chiye: "?"

Wasn’t the “misunderstanding” resolved last night?
He understood: "Rusty?"

Shang Youshu raised his head again and said with a grunt, "Chi Ye, don't go too far!"

After saying that, she turned and walked towards the refrigerator, took out a bottle of ice-cold beer, and drank it on the spot.

Ikeno stared at the scene in amazement and was shocked.

Jiang Cheng walked over, his expression complicated: "Hey, look at you, normally you're just good at talking, but at this time, you should still give her some self-respect."

Chiye: "?"

He was really curious: "What happened?"

"You didn't know?" Arthur was surprised, but also envious. "This has been trending on the search list for hours."

Ikeno was stunned, unable to resist the urge to eat melons... Who would have thought that he could eat Sister Gua's own melons!
He took out his cell phone and looked at it, and suddenly he couldn't hold it anymore.

It turns out there is a sequel to what happened this morning.

After deleting the post, Gua Jie's team had already started handling public relations, but she was unexpectedly questioned by anti-fans, and felt guilty, so she forced an explanation on Weibo: [I'm asking on behalf of my bestie.]

As a result, this response didn't matter, and several of Shang Youshu's close friends in the circle were immediately exposed.

Then everyone discovered that none of the sister's best friends weighed more than 95 kg, and the average weight was 90 catties, and they were all very petite.

#Shang Youshu's weight#
#Shang Youshu is stubborn#
Related hot words soared, and Sister Shang was heartbroken.

"That's it."

Chi Ye shook his head repeatedly when he saw this.

I thought to myself that he is worthy of being a top star, he can be ridiculed to pieces even for such a small thing.

He wanted to comfort Shang Youshu, and seeing that she had just burped, he walked over and asked, "Sister Shang, don't be sad."

flap.

Shang Youshu must have been drunk. When he raised his hand, he accidentally knocked something down and lowered his head to look for the thing he had dropped.

"What are you looking for? Self-respect?"

Shang Youshu raised his head and walked back to the room with empty eyes.

——It was not until the program crew reminded everyone else to pack up and prepare to go abroad that she came out again, dragging a suitcase, like a beautiful walking corpse.

"Let's go."

Director Li and others did not try to persuade them much. Seeing that everyone was ready, they waved their hands and the domestic group of "With You" officially rushed to the first stop of the trip - Paris, France.

It takes about thirteen or fourteen hours to fly from Beijing to Paris. They have a direct flight, so it may be a little faster.

But the journey was a bit boring.

on the plane.

After sending the last text message to Mr. Lafayette, Ikeno closed his eyes and prepared to rest.

Shang Youshu next to him suddenly poked his arm: "Teacher Xiaochi."

"Ok?"

Chi Ye opened his eyes: "What's wrong?"

"Does your Bluetooth headset have power? Can I borrow it?"

Shang Youshu sighed, feeling that everything was going wrong. He listened to novels all night last night, and encountered that kind of thing again in the morning, and forgot to charge his phone.

"Yes, I do, but it's not the brand you endorse. Can I show it?"

Chi Ye took out the 128 yuan Huaqiangbei headphones that he had bought on Taobao and handed them to her.

"It's okay, it's all white, you can't tell."

Shang Youshu thanked him.

Chi Ye was careful: "I bought it for 128 yuan, don't break it."

Shang Youshu: “…”

Put on headphones, look out the window, and fall into emo.

Chiye: "..."

Look, why can’t it make you depressed?
Speechless all the way.

Twelve hours later.

The plane officially landed at Paris Airport.

Ikeno and his group didn't get a good rest on the plane, but they did get some sleep. After getting off the plane, they saw the staff of the "With You" program team and the chief director who had arrived here earlier.

"Thanks for your hard work."

The director shook hands with everyone and then said, "The others have been waiting for you. Let's go."

Everyone was in low spirits, except Xiang You, who was wearing a pink cotton skirt and black high heels, walking with an arrogant step, grinning with a strange expression.

——Perfect integration into the Western world!
Everyone followed the production crew into the car and arrived at the gathering hotel.

Then when getting off the bus, Ikeno finally perked up.

"Teacher Chi!"

Jin Xia must have just finished discussing a collaboration, and she wasn't even changing into the clothes she was endorsing, but was waiting at the door.

When he saw Chi Ye and the others get off the car, he immediately ran over happily.

"Hey, slow down, you're wearing high heels!"

Sister Mi behind him was extremely upset – there were so many people here! What a scene!
"It's okay, I've got it!"

Jin Xia waved her hands nonchalantly and came to Chi Ye's side. She looked him up and down with her beautiful peach blossom eyes, then suddenly looked at Director Li with dissatisfaction: "What's going on with your production team? Why is Teacher Chi in a bad mood?!"

Director Li: “…”

So you blame us for being in a bad mood?!

It's too domineering!
"It's okay, I didn't get enough rest on the plane." Ikeno explained and helped Director Li out of the predicament.

Director Li looked at him with gratitude, thinking that Ikeno was a good person, "knowing how to repay a favor"!
"Oh, okay then."

Karl Lagerfeld still glanced at the people in the program crew with displeasure. At this time, other people had also come over and got to know each of them one by one.

“Hey, this is…”

When Jin Xia looked at Xiang You, a look of surprise flashed across her charming little face.

"Oh."

Chi Ye helped introduce: "She is Mrs. Xiang's daughter, Xiang Duohua."

Xiang You, who was about to say hello: "..."

Suddenly he grinned: "Mozart!!"

"What the fuck?!"

Everyone around was collectively startled and looked at him in horror.

Damn, where did this mental illness come from?!
"Oh, nothing." Ikeno continued to explain: "I'm preparing to participate in an acting variety show and I'm practicing here."

Everyone: "..."

"Ahem, hello everyone, I'm You Han."

At this moment, You Han, who had been watching them from behind the crowd, spoke up. His deep voice sounded like a subwoofer.

He looked at his side and saw a handsome bearded man standing there. "He's my friend, Yang Shuo. He happened to be here for the event and we live together."

Yang Shuo grinned, his voice even deeper and sexier than You Han's, and he said, "Hello everyone, I'm Yang Shuo."

Chi Ye picked his ears and said, "Damn, why did it shake out my earwax..."

(End of this chapter)