I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha.
Chapter 188 Fishing Law Enforcement
Chapter 188 Fishing Law Enforcement
Roland put Miss Yingtao's things away and put the storage bag back on her waist. Then he pinched her face viciously and stroked her fox tail a few times.
This bastard has absolutely no moral bottom line!
In order to achieve their goals, they would even do something like drugging someone!
Everyone thought he was a good guy, but in fact, once he decided to accomplish something, he would do whatever it took.
You said that if he wanted to confirm his situation, he could just read the stuff.
What's the matter with touching someone's tail?
Roland gave a reason—he had wanted to touch it for a long time!
He even touched me with a straight face – You bastard, don’t you always say that I’m having an affair with you in front of my girlfriend? You’ve caused me so much trouble!
Resisting the urge to slap her butt, Roland covered Miss Yingtao with a blanket.
Roland then drew a curtain between the sofa and the bedroom area and went to his bed.
Looking at the female devil who occupied his bed, Roland looked her up and down for a long time.
The noble lady Catherine was also dressed very charmingly today.
She had obviously dressed up specially today. Although she usually dressed fashionably, she would never dress so sexy.
However, her sleeping posture wasn't very good. It seemed as if she had fallen onto the bed as soon as she reached it. She lay there with her back to Roland, revealing her curves.
The black hollow witch dress with a side slit, and the black noble high stockings faintly visible at the slit. And those red-soled high heels. Roland's feet suddenly felt a pain.
Restraining the restlessness in his heart, Roland decided to maintain a bottom line.
He began to search the body of the noble lady Catherine.
It's obvious that just like Yingtao did, he didn't need to touch the other person's body, he could just take the storage bag, but this guy is being hypocritical towards Lady Catherine.
He used this reason to make excuses for himself, saying to himself, "Lady Catherine, you must be exhausted after being transported from such a long distance today. Let me give you a little massage to stretch your muscles.
When I was in the castle, I was the one who helped the knights relax their muscles after their workouts. After that, they slept very comfortably.
As Roland spoke, he began to massage vigorously.
As a result, Roland couldn't stand it anymore.
Looking at the slightly disheveled clothes of the noble lady Catherine, Roland's eyes slowly glowed green.
He slapped himself twice, regained his sanity, let the big head control the small head, and continued searching with concentration.
With a snap, something fell from the foot of the bed. Roland looked back and saw that it was the high heeled shoe on one of Catherine's feet, which had fallen to the ground.
Roland felt a sudden kick in the heart.
He stared at the pair of legs wrapped in mysterious black for a long time, suppressing his evil thoughts.
The noble Countess had no idea what the little servant was looking at. She let out a few groans in her sleep and stretched her long legs and ankles.
The perfectly stretched arch of the foot kicked off half of the other high heel, and it was picking and picking at the toes.
'Go to hell!'
Roland grabbed the foot and, like a wild animal, pressed his face against it fiercely.
He invaded her from top to bottom with his lips.
When he stopped at a certain position, he suddenly felt Lady Catherine's body tremble slightly.
Roland trembled with fear.
He looked up at Lady Catherine's face and found that her face was flushed and her long eyelashes were trembling unnaturally.
How could he look like he was asleep?
Suddenly, Roland thought of a possibility - did she miss a dish?
It seems like she didn't eat the magic frog!
So the potion didn't work, and she was pretending to be asleep?
She was obviously testing whether this bastard Roland was a decent person.
When Roland had just put Yingtao on the sofa, she had been secretly observing him for a long time. After noticing that he had found the document and made no unusual movements, she put down her wand.
But we can't let him go like this!
Even if he planned the 'search for documents' thing without knowing that I still knew him and couldn't ask me directly, I can't let him go!
Because no matter how you explain it, his methods today were too dirty!
I originally thought I had misunderstood him, thinking he prepared those potions simply for cooking.
But it turned out that I was too naive!
Even Catherine couldn't understand the dishes he took out! Roland had chopped up a lot of magic potions and fried them together. It was impossible to tell them apart from the taste and appearance.
Moreover, it’s okay if you skip one dish, or even ice cream or tea.
If she hadn't really not wanted to eat that weird 'Stir-fried Bullfrog (Magic Frog)', she would have fallen for his trick!
This dog man!
She had already thought about how to give this bastard a good beating.
When Roland approached, she wanted to take action, but then she thought, if she did it immediately, this guy would use excuses like "You don't know me now, so I can only look it up secretly and confirm the information."
She wanted to leave Roland speechless!
So, she was just fishing for law enforcement.
Sure enough, this bastard started touching himself right away!
But Lady Catherine held back—this guy called it a massage.
Indeed, I could ignore his nonsense and deal with him. But that wouldn't make me feel better!
She wants to catch a big fish.
As a result, I felt so comfortable fishing for this bastard!
Catherine couldn't help but straighten her legs.
At this moment, she suddenly felt that Roland's massage movements were becoming more and more irregular. His large hands were massaging many places that should not be touched.
Lady Catherine, I don’t know if this can be considered a massage, but this massage is obviously not a proper massage!
She couldn't help but straighten her legs again.
"Let me help you turn around and lift your legs. Lift both legs." Roland said very gentlemanly, as if he was really trying to serve you wholeheartedly.
Lady Catherine's mind was in a mess, and by the time she realized what was happening, something was wrong.
Mudd!
Let this dog man
She opened her eyes and glared fiercely at the rude beast that was already pressed against her face, cursing in a low voice: "You bastard! What else can you say?! Are you, are you giving me a massage?"
Roland panted and said, "Of course not, sir. When I was massaging you just now, I noticed that you seemed to have spilled some tea on yourself. You can't sleep like that. I'm fucking you now."
Catherine's mind went blank, and she said, "I'll kill you, you beast!"
Roland whispered, "Okay, okay, I'm a beast. I'll be a beast for ten minutes! You'll kill me in ten minutes. Just ten minutes!"
Catherine pinched Roland's perfect abdominal muscles hard. She had long wanted to touch the fish-man line there.
But she said, "Are you crazy? Yingtao is sleeping next door. Get out of here, get out of here!"
Roland buried his head in her bosom.
"Damn, it's already this late, we can't just stop, right? Don't worry, Miss Yingtao won't wake up in two hours. I like black too much. Let me give you a good kiss."
Two hours later.
I don’t know how many tens of minutes passed, or how many times it happened, but the bed finally stopped creaking.
Catherine pushed Roland's arm away, preventing him from hugging her.
She was very angry. She had just asked Roland if he would have climbed into bed with her if she had really fallen asleep. If he had secretly done such a dirty thing to her while she was sleeping, Roland would be unforgivable!
Roland gave a very sincere answer - of course he would. He had wanted to do this since the first day he met Catherine.
This bastard, after doing something bad, directly admitted his bad behavior. He doesn't pretend to be a good person at all.
Roland suddenly raised his upper body from the bed, looked at Catherine, and said, "Catherine, do you really think that you have lived with me for three months?"
Catherine looked at Roland with a strange look - now that the fun is over, you're going crazy, right?
Roland pressed on, "Think about it. With your personality, could you live in the same cabin with a new student, a stranger? And eat, live, and sleep together?"
Catherine's expression became a little strange. She looked at Roland with a wary look and said, "What crazy things are you going to say again?"
Roland lay down, closed his eyes, sighed, and said, "I won't say anymore. There's no point in talking to you. You can't tell the difference."
Catherine was so angry that she raised her upper body. She pinched Roland's stomach and said through gritted teeth, "Speak! You beast, don't say half the words!"
Her curiosity was piqued.
Roland opened his eyes and said, "Are you sure you really want to hear it?"
Catherine: "."
Catherine suddenly had a very bad feeling. She hesitated for a long time, squinting her eyes at Roland, and uttered a word through her teeth: "Speak!"
Roland sighed and said, "We only spent one day together before we set out for the Fern Forest. June 6th, my birthday, which was the day before we left for the Fern Forest, was the first day we met."
Catherine's head was full of black question marks. She said, "What nonsense are you talking about?"
She couldn't understand Roland's logic because Catherine had been with him in Valeria for three whole months!
She even worked with the Baron to trick Roland into coming to her side.
How could it be that she and Roland were only meeting for the first time in their third month together?
Roland didn't give a direct answer. He looked at Catherine and said, "Catherine, I'm actually a person who traveled from another world."
Catherine smiled coldly and said, "Finally, you've confessed?" Roland nodded and said, "It seems you've already guessed it. I didn't reincarnate here. I traveled directly to this world in my physical body."
Catherine said, "And then?"
Roland said, "I traveled to this world on June 6th, the third month since I met you."
Catherine: “???”
Roland then said:
"I always thought that I was me and Roland was Roland."
"But actually, I am Roland! We are one person!"
"June 6th, you think it's my birthday. But actually, it's the day I traveled through time!"
"There has always been only one Roland! I am a flesh-transmigrating person! The moment I came into this world, my past appeared!"
Suddenly, he looked at Catherine: "But except for you, who saw me on the day I crossed over, everyone thinks I am two people!
So, after I lost my name and messed up my own 'anchor', everyone except you forgot about me! "
Roland finally said, "Do you remember Reynard? I am just like him! I am a god! I am the evil god!"
Catherine stared at Roland for a long time, then slowly shook her head.
She said, "Roland, I remember what happened with Leonard, so I can understand your logic. But you should take your medicine."
Roland: “?”
Catherine said: "You are Anthony's son, the son he brought back to his hometown of Valeria from abroad. You are a real person, your past is not false, it is real.
After the Fern Grove, we've done a lot of revisiting of things like 'Reynard'. I have samples, and we've even gone back there to gather some new information. We've done in-depth research.
Your situation is completely different from Leonard's.
You are a living person.”
Catherine finally looked at Roland. "But you still retain some fragmented memories of your past life. On June 6th, the day you turned 7, you awakened to some of your memories from your past life."
Roland: "."
Roland suddenly felt something was wrong. He frowned and asked, "Have you ever eaten the food I cooked?"
Catherine said, "I've eaten the food that Madam Julie cooked. Your father was a remarkable wizard. He once unexpectedly traveled to another world. Many years later, he brought you back to Valeria."
As she spoke, Catherine took out a diary. "A few days ago, Baron Hall mailed something to me. This is your father's diary. A traveler's diary."
Roland flipped through the pages woodenly, and then felt sick.
Everything was clear, and Catherine was right. He was not an evil god, but a human who had been reincarnated into this world after death.
I thought that what I said today would drive my senior sister crazy.
As a result, Roland is now crazy.
No matter what, one thing is certain, that is, Anthony is his father, his real father.
His father also had black hair and brown eyes and was incredibly insane. He thought he was a god—everyone in the Alaye family was like that.
Therefore, Roland's mental condition has a genetic history.
Roland was completely upset: "So, I, I'm crazy? I'm mentally ill?"
Catherine comforted him.
Roland was naturally receptive and had an incredibly high SAN, so he quickly accepted the situation. Yes, the so-called evil god was a fiction. How could Roland be a lingering remnant of the evil god?
I am a living native, but I only have memories of my past life.
And he was not an evil god in his previous life.
My previous life was also called 'Roland' - it's written in my father's diary.
So, did I lose that name?
Roland suddenly realized that he seemed to have forgotten the name of the evil god he had imagined!
Because Roland practiced the 'Alaye Notes', he developed an inner demon named Alaye.
And now, he has forgotten the name of his inner demon.
So, the butterfly lost its name!
The butterfly can't find itself!
I can avoid the butterfly disaster!
I can advance normally!
Roland was overjoyed and couldn't help muttering, "Being in Straw Town can be considered a blessing in disguise."
After saying this, he saw Catherine narrow her eyes.
Catherine said in a cold tone, "Roland, there's one thing I haven't settled with you yet."
Roland's heart skipped a beat, and he guessed what Catherine was going to say.
He looked cautiously at the 'big' sister who was half-sitting on the bed, naked, looking down at him, and his eyes couldn't help but move from her face to her lower part.
Catherine said angrily, "After you communicated with me last time, I realized something was wrong. Later, I found that no one seemed to remember you except me. I guessed that you had caused trouble in Straw Town!"
Do you know how serious this matter is?
From your perspective, if the Straw Town incident isn't handled properly, you'll be forgotten by the entire world. You'll become a transparent person, visible only to me!
From Heiyuan's perspective, you chose such an important territory and shouldered such an important responsibility, but on the first day you came here, you turned Straw Town into this!
You think I can't see what's in the fog?
Your tricks can hide it from Ying Tao, can they hide it from me?"
The more Catherine spoke, the angrier she became. How much effort did Usak and the others put in to bring peace to Straw Town?
As a result, she came here today and saw the current situation in Straw Town. My goodness, she wanted to slap this guy to death on behalf of Usak!
Fortunately, Roland's strange maneuver temporarily stabilized the "straws." Otherwise, the fun would have been huge!
To be honest, today, Catherine came here specially just to see if she could help Roland wipe his butt. But when she saw it, there was no way.
Can’t go!
This damn guy, let him be a invisible person for the rest of his life!
After hearing this, Roland's heart skipped a beat.
It seems that after advancing, I still have to find a way to steal my name back. Otherwise, if Catherine suddenly forgets me for some reason one day, I will have no sense of existence in this world.
By then, it will all be over!
While Roland was distracted, he found that Catherine was staring at him with a cold expression.
"Haha! Straw, straw! So much straw, I see! I understand!" Roland suddenly shouted.
Catherine:? ? ?
[You haven't realized anything, you are just pretending to be crazy.]
Seeing Roland suddenly go crazy, Catherine also became anxious - it was all her fault, the Straw Town incident had to happen!
This is a sick person! He even lost his name in Straw Town and has serious mental problems!
These past few days, he had finally recovered a little, and I still mentioned this matter in front of him!
Catherine felt very guilty. She quickly hugged Roland and comforted him for a long time.
She said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's all over."
Roland said, "No, Catherine, my head hurts. Don't move, just stay like this, let me lean on you for a while."
Catherine said: "Okay, okay, be good, be good, it's okay. I'm here."
After comforting him for a while, Sister Catherine realized that something was wrong. She looked down at Roland with a strange expression - what's wrong with this guy? Is he crazy?
She pinched Roland hard.
Roland said, "Sister, don't move. I need comfort and to forget those scary things. I feel so safe now. Come, hold me tight like this and sit on top."
Big sister Catherine took a sip and comforted the patient with a blushing face.
"Is this comfortable, sir?"
"Comfortable, comfortable, come on, Master is feeling much better now."
Lady Catherine was so busy playing, calling the master all the time, that she even forgot there was a person sleeping next door.
It creaked all night long.
(End of this chapter)
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