I, the wizard, the foolish Buddha.
Chapter 189 I, am I crazy?
Chapter 189 I, am I crazy?
Early this morning, there was a clanging noise next door, as if someone with a lot of anger was serving breakfast in the living room.
"What are you doing so early?"
Catherine rubbed her eyes and looked at the curtain that separated the bedroom from the living room.
Her consciousness became slightly clearer, and then she vaguely felt that something was wrong.
She raised her head and looked at Roland who was sleeping soundly with his arms around her, then looked blankly at the curtain three meters away from the bed.
Roland was sleeping with her in his arms, so who was making breakfast?
Catherine felt her scalp tingling, her heart was pounding, and she was almost scared to death.
No, no, no, that can’t be possible. It must be the ghosts making breakfast. It definitely isn’t Yingtao!
She carefully sensed the person over there, then her eyes went dark and she almost fainted.
Frightened, she pinched Roland hard and woke him up.
The two of them whispered to each other for a while, then began to put on their clothes.
After Roland had packed up, he carefully flew to the large curtain above his head.
Then he made a detour from the ghost area and came behind the large curtain on the other side of the living room and entered the living room from this side.
Two ghost nuns were carefully cleaning the room in the shadows of the living room, and Miss Yingtao was serving the last plate of breakfast. Then, without waiting for anyone to eat, she sat down alone, tearing into the bread and began to eat.
Roland pretended to stretch and walked over. As a result, he felt a sharp pain in his waist muscles and couldn't help but cry out in pain.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, my waist. Ahem, the floor of the observatory is still a little hard. Ahem, Master Yingtao, did you sleep well last night?"
Ying Tao raised her head, revealing two dark circles under her eyes. Her eyes were bloodshot. It seemed she hadn't slept well the previous night.
She said viciously, "Don't try to get close to me. Eat! There's so much food, and it's not enough to fill your mouth."
How dare Roland fart?
You can easily guess what Yingtao is thinking right now—Ha, you two bastards, you knocked me unconscious and then had sex with me. I was wondering why this fireplace suddenly broke? It must have been Catherine!
——No wonder you had to bring me here, damn it, you wanted me to cover for you, right?
— You keep saying we're superiors and subordinates, but you dragged me over here to cover for you and even drugged me. Are you even human?!
— We had a blast last night, are you guys happy now? I'm not! I've been working overtime every day and can't even go home, and you guys still dragged me here to feed me some dog food!
It's no wonder Miss Yingtao is so resentful. A few days ago, she applied for a leave of absence, but was rejected.
Her husband posted a mission and applied for her to go on a business trip, but it was also rejected.
The person who rejected her application was her immediate superior, Catherine.
The reason is to come to Straw Town to inspect the seal.
Soon, Catherine, dressed, walked over through the curtain on the bedroom side.
She felt even more guilty than Roland. As best friends, she had kept the story between them a secret from Yingtao. Even if she had told her before, she would have surely forgotten it by now. But as a close friend, she was being a little unkind.
Besides, strictly speaking, Ying Tao was sent by the White Queen. If the instructor knew about the ridiculous things that happened between him and Roland...
Although Yingtao will certainly help her good friend keep a secret, even the best of friends cannot fail to do their part when it is necessary.
Catherine has been very busy lately.
She looked at Sister Cherry, smiled cautiously, and said a few words.
Ying Tao said nothing. After finishing her breakfast, she sat there, legs crossed, picking her teeth. Her movements lacked her usual elegance, like a female hooligan who had caught someone with something to hold against her and was leaving them to their own devices.
"Ahem." Catherine coughed and said to Roland, "Roland, how's the situation in the Amir Kingdom going recently? I heard they need wizards stationed there?"
Although Roland didn't know what Catherine meant, he understood. He lied without hesitation, "Yes, my lord. This matter may be related to the Twilight Council, and it's still unclear whether the Rainbow Disease issue has been completely resolved."
Although there's no sign of a resurgence of Rainbow Disease, caution is warranted during this period. If the Twilight Council's spies aren't caught, Rainbow Disease will undoubtedly reappear. And Alfonso and his group of apprentices are certainly not equipped to handle such a situation.
Catherine nodded and said, "It seems that we need a wizard from the White School who is good at intelligence work and also has some attainments in the mysticism."
With a loud bang, Ying Tao slammed the table fiercely: "You two are going too far! You won't even give me a day off, and you still want me to help clean up the mess over there!"
Catherine said, "Sister Cherry, the Amir Kingdom's spies are so intertwined, and they have so many people from various schools behind them. How can you, a mere mid-level first-level wizard, be responsible for such a big thing?"
This matter requires a tower master to preside over it. I think your husband, 'Sir Anqiluo', is a very suitable candidate.
If he is in charge of the affairs of the Amir Kingdom, then you, as his deputy, will need to go back and report to him from time to time.
Although Mr. Angelo is my cousin and we have some minor conflicts, he is your husband. I am willing to trust him and share my interests with him."
Catherine had always intended to clean up the wizard descendants in the Amir Kingdom. From the recent news Alfonso had sent back, it seemed that those 'gentry' were constantly committing crimes and were nothing more than a bunch of scum.
At the same time, they controlled 80% of the kingdom's wealth, sucking the blood of the people without taking any responsibility to defend the land.
Moreover, there might really be spies in there. If we can follow the clues, we might be able to catch some big fish.
The situation is becoming increasingly chaotic, and the White Chess School needs to rectify its internal affairs, otherwise the incident in the forbidden area will happen again. For both public and private reasons, this group of people must be ruthlessly cleaned out.
However, the descendants of the wizards in the Amir Kingdom have complex and intertwined forces behind them, and I don't have much energy to pay attention to them. Lord Anqiluo is undoubtedly an excellent choice.
He has a high status in the White Chess School and is very stubborn.
As long as the evidence is handed to him, no matter who is behind that person, he will definitely get rid of him to the end and will not show any leniency.
The only thing that bothered Catherine was that this guy was a nerd. However, Yingtao could handle him.
After hearing what Catherine said, Yingtao's eyes slowly lit up.
Catherine did ask her to do the hard work, and the hard work was even more tiring than Yingtao had expected—she had to make her husband sit and do it.
But in this matter, she is not an employee, but a partner of Catherine's boss.
In addition to giving Yingtao a share of the cake, Catherine also seemed to hope to slowly win over Yingtao's husband through this incident, and slowly transform the group from "there are some conflicts, but because of Yingtao, the conflicts can be reconciled" into a "interest group".
He dealt with Yingtao, her husband, and the affairs of the Amir Kingdom.
Three birds with one stone.
Ying Tao gnashed her teeth as she looked at Catherine and said, "You're full of tricks. Don't worry, there's no problem with Anqiluo. As long as you give me a few days off, that nerd will be obedient and share the cake, and then help you with your work."
Catherine's eyes lit up.
She was too confident in Lord Anqiluo. Just as Yingtao had said, he was a nerdy old-fashioned man with a very upright character.
Therefore, he would never protect the bad guys picked out from the Amir Kingdom.
With him in charge of the affairs of the Amir Kingdom, the Amir Kingdom will definitely be on a bright road.
However, this nerd's moral bottom line is too high, and it is difficult to negotiate benefits with him. So after he finishes the job, the result may be that no one gets a penny, and all the money goes to his adoptive mother, the White Queen, and he finally does a good deed.
However, although this nerd is very methodical in his work, Yingtao always manages to make him bewildered and say some confusing words to this vixen, such as 'Oh, okay, sister Yingtao, what you said does make sense'.
In this way, 'Mr. Angelo the Nerd' was confused about some things, and then Yingtao, as his deputy, deceived his superiors and subordinates, and manipulated them, and the thing was done.
Yingtao and Catherine started chatting over there.
Roland had been eavesdropping nearby, thinking to himself, "I always hear Helena say that Yingtao is her aunt. So, Lord Anqiluo Tower must be Helena's uncle."
No wonder Miss Yingtao is so domineering. Her husband is probably more than just the tower master. He is most likely the direct descendant of the White Queen.
After breakfast, the two of them had almost finished talking about this matter.
That charming smile appeared on Miss Yingtao's face again, but when she looked at Roland, the smile disappeared.
She really couldn't understand how this strange brat managed to get her female boss into bed.
Last night, I kept calling him Master.
Well, he was a competent gigolo, but look at what he had done.
Judging from what I overheard yesterday, it seems that this guy caused a big trouble in Straw Town on his first day here!
This is too troublesome!
Catherine will be killed by this guy sooner or later!
What's even funnier is that right after I suggested "Let us clean up your mess", this guy actually refused, acting like he could handle it himself.
Miss Yingtao sneered at Roland's ignorant attitude and ignored him.
Yingtao had no memory of Roland now, and she didn't realize that her share of the pie in the Amir Kingdom was Roland's reward to "Maid Catherine." She didn't know that compared to Roland's past, the incident in Straw Town was nothing.
I don't know, he does have a plan.
After talking with Catherine last night, Roland did have a plan in mind.
The plan is to make the straw in Straw Town cause more trouble.
After I finish my retreat and advance, I will come and deal with them. Let them know who is the living devil here!
By then, this big bomb in Straw Town will be completely eliminated, and the people around it will be able to live in peace in the future.
Catherine came here this time originally intending to help Roland go to Straw Town and take care of things there.
But Roland needed to advance even without his name. He had his own plans and didn't need anyone else's interference. Therefore, after they finished their meal, they didn't mention Straw Town again.
Seeing that the two were about to leave, Roland entrusted Miss Yingtao with a task.
He said, "Miss Yingtao, the Baiqi School seems to have given me some rewards. In addition to the two rare items, there should be more than 300 Baiqi School credits. Please help me exchange them for some meditation potion formulas."
Roland saw these rewards from the documents in Yingtao's hand. Some were rewards for forbidden land events, and some were rewards for rainbow disease events.
The latter accounts for the majority.
In fact, if Roland hadn't taken the big amber gem, the reward would have been even higher.
As for the reward, the White Chess Academy actually gave the Black Abyss School a large sum of money as a transfer fee. Then, the Black Abyss Snake Tower distributed the relevant rewards to Roland based on his achievements.
When Yingtao heard the word 300 credits, she almost laughed out loud. She said, "More than credits? Brat, did you take too much potion last night? Are you still dreaming?"
Even if Yingtao were beaten to death, she would never believe that this little advanced apprentice in front of her could accumulate 300 credits. Because he was too young.
Even for a professor like me, a wizard from the Snake Tower, how many points can I get by participating in an experimental project?
Occasionally, a shocking "subversive and groundbreaking" paper will appear in the major towers, and it will only be worth a hundred points.
300 credits means publishing three such papers, or housing three nation-destroying mysteries like the "Shepherd Tree".
This guy said he has a 300-point reward. If he’s not daydreaming, then what is he doing?
Faced with Miss Yingtao's sarcasm, Roland couldn't admit he'd rummaged through her bag. He could only awkwardly say, "Miss Yingtao, I've received some letters from the Snake Tower these past few days. There should be some notices or documents inside. Could you please ask a wizard in the Tower for me? They're sure to have the relevant documents."
Yingtao rolled her eyes and said, "I am the wizard of the Snake Tower, and also the secretary of Lord Usak! All the documents of the Snake Tower pass through my hands, so why don't I see any documents with the name 'Roland'?"
Catherine, who was standing by, couldn't hold it in any longer and whispered, "Yingtao, how about you look through your documents?"
Yingtao gave Catherine a look - just favor this pretty boy! You believe whatever nonsense he says!
She took out a pile of documents and looked through them again. She said, "No!"
After saying this, she put away the documents and prepared to leave. Roland hurriedly stepped in front of her, took out a document she had just read, and said, "Your Excellency Baron Yingtao, please take a look at how the name written on it is pronounced."
Ying Tao said unhappily, "His name is Roland—I have some impression of him. I came here just to look for him."
Speaking of which, although he had no impression of the Baron named Roland, this little senior apprentice was actually quite extraordinary.
He scored three hundred points in such a short time!
One was the groundbreaking and subversive 'Rainbow Disease Experiment', which received over a hundred points.
One is to take in the Amir Kingdom 'Rainbow' and get more than a hundred points.
The other one made a significant contribution to turning the situation around in the forbidden area and scored more than 100 points.
In addition to the newly assessed 300 points, there were also two rare items. In addition, the parliament also approved his application for a title and fiefdom as an exception, and now he has become the 'Panic Baron' of Straw Town.
It’s amazing!
Hmm. It seems that this person is my junior fellow apprentice.
I don’t know if I’ll have the chance to get to know this junior brother of mine. As a senior sister, I’m very interested in you.
Roland nodded and said, "Miss Yingtao, do you know my name?"
Yingtao rolled her eyes. Her best friend and roommate had been shouting next door all night last night, so of course she knew it.
She said, "Roland."
Roland asked again: "Where is this?"
Ying Tao said impatiently, "Of course it's Straw Town! I came here just to find that Roland and give him the things!"
Roland finally asked, "Okay, Miss Yingtao, how many people did Heiyuan send to Straw Town this time?"
Ying Tao said: "Of course only one person was sent!"
If others didn't know, how could she not know? She was Lord Usak's secretary.
Roland couldn't hold it in any longer. He said, "Master Yingtao, I am the only 'Roland' sent by the school, and the only person sent by the academy is also called 'Roland'. So, how many people did the academy send in total?"
Yingtao said, "One."
Roland pointed at his nose and asked, "Who am I?"
Ying Tao said, "Roland from Straw Town."
Roland pointed at the file again: "Who is the person you are looking for?"
Ying Tao said, "Roland from Straw Town."
Suddenly, Ying Tao nodded and said, "I understand what you mean. You mean that the Roland of Straw Town is the Roland of Straw Town, right?"
Roland nodded repeatedly: "Yes, sister! I am Baron Roland! I am the only Roland in Straw Town!"
Yingtao nodded deeply, put away the documents, and then took out three bottles of spiritual healing potion and handed them to Roland.
"This is three weeks' supply. Check the water ratio yourself—just take care of yourself, you lunatic."
Roland felt terrible. He grabbed his hair and wondered if he was going crazy.
At this time, Catherine grabbed Yingtao and said, "Sister Yingtao, Roland is Roland!"
Suddenly, Yingtao's body shook. She stood there for a long moment, then pulled out the documents again and looked through them again. Then her expression became extremely serious.
At this moment, a big hand suddenly stuffed three bottles of magic potion specifically for treating mental illness into Yingtao's arms.
Ying Tao looked at the three bottles of psychiatric medicine woodenly, then looked at the documents and Roland in front of him.
Suddenly, Yingtao Ruru was hit by a heavy hammer, her body shook again, and she took two steps back unconsciously.
"I, I'm mentally ill?"
Roland gave his senior sister a thumbs-up. He pointed at the three bottles of potion in Yingtao's hand and said, "Take it regularly. If it's too bitter, you can add some honey."
Yingtao nodded in confusion.
Catherine slapped Roland's arm in anger and left with her fake bestie Yingtao: "I'll tell you when we get back."
She pulled Yingtao to the fireplace. Then she waved her hand, and the damaged fireplace that Roland had spent the entire night trying to fix was fixed.
Roland, who was not far away, was stunned for a long time when he saw this scene. He couldn't help but give Catherine a look - you came here last night just for mugwort, right!
Catherine saw what Roland meant from his eyes. Her face flushed red and she gritted her teeth and said, "Just stay here and don't cause any trouble! Otherwise, I'll make you pay!"
A flicker of fire appeared in the fireplace, and Roland's tower fell silent again.
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(End of this chapter)
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