Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland
Chapter 42: The one who is close to the water gets the younger sister first
Chapter 42: The one who is close to the water gets the younger sister first
Truth talismans, interstellar mechas, detoxification elixirs, secret techniques for antique restoration... These all sound like treasures from science fiction movies. The word "points" seems to be telling her: "As long as you have points, the world is yours! Now, you can redeem anything with just points!"
She browsed around and found that even the cheapest item required 100 points.
"Is this mall located at the end of the universe? Why does it have everything?"
Reality is always cruel. She took a look at the points that had just arrived and saw only 10 points lying there alone.
She sighed. "What can I buy with these points? I can't even redeem a single hair."
Yun Ximo didn't have much of a reaction, but then she thought, "Maybe it will be of great use in the future!"
But what she looks forward to most is unlocking the ability to communicate with animals seamlessly.
Thinking of this, her eyes moved slightly, twinkling.
She immediately came up with a fantastic conversation with Xiao Huang in her mind.
[Xiao Huang, come on, let's sit down and talk about the big things in life.]
[Do you think the spicy hot pot in this restaurant is spicy enough to satisfy you? ]
When the little yellow dog heard this, his ears froze at first, and then his whole head was like: "???"
[What? Master is simply testing my intelligence? Is he trying to find out if I'm just like that Husky next door who chases his tail around all day and has a completely lost IQ?]
In the puppy's world, when is hot pot or not, spicy or not.
However, I will cooperate with her reluctantly, lest she thinks that my IQ is as low as that of a Husky.
The little yellow dog tried hard to put on a "I'm not stupid" expression and answered seriously: "Delicious, delicious! The taste of hot pot is even better than my own warm poop!"
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Bian Chi turned his head, his peach blossom eyes fell on her softly, and he whispered, "Momo?"
Yun Ximo woke up from her world of juice, blinked, and asked, "Huh? What's wrong?"
Bian Chi's expression was a bit lazy and a bit serious: "Next week, you will return to Qingteng High School. Are you really not considering a new environment, such as transferring to another school?"
When Yun Ximo heard this, she immediately perked up (even though she still looked sleepwalking): "Transferring? Not happening! Qingteng High School, I'm back again."
After saying that, she didn't forget to drink a glass of Orange Juice with juice instead of wine.
Bian Chi looked at this scene and could only shake his head helplessly, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "Little girl, you really haven't changed, the same... It's a headache and I can't love you enough."
The waiter brought the freshly cooked dishes. Amidst the steaming hot pot, Yun Ximo quickly picked up a piece of tripe and put it into her spicy pot that was boiling like flames.
She looked at Bian Chi with a smile and said, "How about trying this hot pot? I guarantee you'll fall in love with the charm of spicy food!"
Bian Chi chuckled softly. Although he was afraid of the red hot pot, looking at Yun Ximo's smug look, he picked up a piece of beef and put it into his own mushroom soup pot, and at the same time, he did not forget to say jokingly: "The 'rebellious boy' mushroom soup is more suitable for me. I'm afraid I can't handle this spicy hot pot."
Yun Ximo raised her eyebrows, her dark eyes rolling around as she looked at the slices of meat that had just been taken out from the bottom of the pot where the red waves were rolling.
She was thinking in her mind that if Xiao Huang knew about this, he would be confused. In her mind, she happily replayed the funny scene of Bian Chi being so spicy that he looked like a burning fire-breathing dragon, running around looking for water to drink.
"Oh, what shall we do? Is he as alert as an owl? We must come up with a brilliant idea!"
Yun Ximo secretly glanced at Bian Chi who was concentrating on cooking the dishes.
Bian Chi's eyes darkened slightly. This little girl, her evil thoughts were bubbling up again? Was she planning to set me up again?
Just then, Bian Chi spoke nonchalantly, his tone tinged with a hint of joking: "What's going on? Are you planning to arrange for me to put on a 'so spicy I turn into a Charizard, full blast' act? Unfortunately, I'm a low-key person. I don't usually show off fancy things like superpowers easily."
When Yun Ximo heard this, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she was extremely depressed: "Does this guy have the ability to read minds?"
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Then, she picked up a piece of tripe and put it in her mouth, chewing while thinking: "Qingteng High School."
She was destined to be a "cannon fodder character". Thinking of Qingteng High School, a holy place where "white lotus blooms", she was like a sheep walking into a tiger's mouth, with tricks flying everywhere. Alas, the minds of the little girls on Earth are more complicated than those of adults. It's terrible!
But then again, even though this shell is just a high school student, she's now a citizen of Earth. Wouldn't it be a shame not to take a "high school tour of Earth"? After all, who doesn't want to experience "other people's high school life"?
I remember that when she was on Silver Moon Star, her friends who had been to Earth would occasionally bring her some physics books from Earth to cheer her up.
Actually, the original owner's academic performance was decent, but she was incredibly love-sick, completely obsessed with her uninterested fiancé, Shi Heshen. "Love was everything, and my IQ plummeted," she thought, squandering her youth and making herself miserable. She seriously suspected he'd cast a curse on her in her previous life.
Yun Ximo flipped through the original owner's memory. She had not forgotten the courses of Qingteng High School. The physics, chemistry, and mathematics on Earth were so fresh and exciting to her, an "alien" from the highly civilized and technological Silver Moon Star!
I don't know if it's difficult to learn, but as the saying goes, things will work out when the time comes. With the wisdom of Silver Moon Star, what's there to fear? You can also battle wits and courage with those little white lotuses, defeat monsters and level up along the way, striving to turn this cannon fodder into a "model retirement"!
What's wrong with being a cannon fodder? She wants to live this cannon fodder life like a sunset.
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Xiao Huang looked at Yun Ximo with his big, watery eyes: [I want to drink some water.]
Yun Ximo was busy putting cauliflower into the hot pot when Luo Luo came online in her mind: "Momo, Xiao Huang is thirsty and wants to drink some water."
When Yun Ximo heard this, she immediately waved to the waiter not far away.
In just a minute, the waiter brought a bottle of water and a miniature "dog drinking bowl" and placed it in front of the little yellow dog, filling it with water. As soon as the little yellow dog saw the waiter take his hand away, he lowered his head and drank it in one gulp, making a continuous gurgling sound, and even burped after finishing it.
Then, Xiao Huang saw Xiao Bai in front of her and blinked her eyes: "I want to go over there and play with Xiao Bai."
After hearing what Lolo said, Yun Ximo rubbed its furry little head and untied Xiao Huang's rope.
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--at the same time.
[Shocking Exclusive News! Yun Yimeng "Raids" the Hospital, Suspected to be Pregnant?!]
The whole network exploded, and the hot search was over!
As soon as the news came out, the Weibo server almost couldn't handle it and it was ranked first on the hot search list, just like the ancient officials who asked to meet the emperor and trembled!
Open Weibo, and you’ll see a lot of discussion!
The fans were quite enthusiastic. They rushed over like they were turbocharged. It was so exciting that they turned into Sherlock Holmes and started to speculate and reason:
[Wow, Sister Yimeng, is this a double blessing? Is the baby already on the way, ready to meet us?]
[I was wondering why Sister Yimeng suddenly canceled the concert. Turns out she's pregnant! Great! The concert is gone, but we have a baby! Big win!]
[Is Sister Yimeng about to drop a bombshell on us? Come on, baby, we're ready for you!]
[Sister Yimeng, you've done a fantastic job keeping secrets, like a secret agent! Congratulations, you've got a new baby!]
[Is Sister Yimeng about to have a baby? Congratulations! I'll crowdfund the baby formula money!] This rabid fan...was so excited she nearly chewed her phone.
Fan groups gathered online to defend their shortcomings and united to "fight someone." As for who it is, everyone knows, so let's not mention it, as it would spoil the fun.
[Humph, some people just can't stand seeing others doing well. They spread rumors every day, trying to ruin our sister Yimeng's mood. Now look, those villains are so angry that they're going to die!]
[Yeah, our sister Yimeng is in a good mood and can't be bothered at all! Those with bad intentions, please disperse immediately. It's a joke to be jealous when you have no ability!]
[Look at your faces, and then look at our sister Yimeng's happiness! This is the difference, do you understand? Stop being sour, you sourpuss!]
[Those keyboard warriors, your malicious videos can't bring down our sister Yimeng! Look at us sisters, not only are we not defeated, we've even earned the title of 'suspected expectant mother'! Some people, with high aspirations but fragile lives, only know how to mess around, and don't even take a piss to look at themselves!]
Rumors are like catkins in spring, flying all over the sky.
Although the gossip didn't cause much of a stir, everyone just talked about it for fun and then forgot about it.
However, there are always a few "warm-hearted" friends who can't stand Yun Yimeng and give her some "seasoning".
Yun Yimeng and Shi Heshen can be said to be a dramatic romance drama, and it is the limited edition of "childhood sweethearts + white moonlight", "talented man and beautiful woman", so sweet that it can make a group of single dogs sick to death.
However, everyone was so busy eating dog food that they completely forgot that Shi Heshen had a fiancée, Yun Ximo, Yun Yimeng's niece.
Alas, these days, the light of love is so dazzling that even the fiancée can become invisible.
Then, sentences as sharp as knife-like hailstones fell on Shi Heshen and Yun Yimeng:
Shi Heshen is so good at having fun, he even works part-time as a 'Family Harmony Ambassador'. By the way, does your fiancée know about this?
[This operation, if relatives are not in chaos, the world will not be in love! ]
As soon as these words were spoken, Yun Yimeng was also labeled as a "mistress".
[Shi Heshen is playing a modern version of the saying, "Whoever is closest to the water gets the moon first?" No, he gets the aunt first? Absolutely amazing.]
More and more people, eager to watch the fun and stir up trouble, turned into keyboard warriors: "Shi Heshen, are you going to stage a real-life version of 'Thunderstorm'? Or are you planning to become a rising star in the 'seeding' world, the kind who specifically targets your fiancée's relatives?"
When these words were spoken, it was like cursing without using any dirty words, a master who killed two birds with one stone!
Immediately afterwards, a wave of "archaeology" craze swept the Internet, and an old video was dug out like a grave.
Everyone come and have a look, Yun Yimeng, this white lotus, actually has two faces!
She accidentally fell into the lake, then turned around and played the 'innocent victim' game, vaguely putting the blame on her niece. This move is the Oscar-winning actress of the green tea world!"
[This plot is more thrilling than a roller coaster. Is Yun Yimeng going to stage the annual drama of 'I framed my own niece, but you all have to believe me'?]
This time, the comment section completely exploded, and everyone said: This melon has made my cheeks sore again!
[So, Yun Ximo, who was engaged to Shi He Shen, was caught in the crossfire? ]
[This scumbag openly flirts with his fiancée's sister-in-law. Which screenwriter wrote this? I'm sending him razor blades! You're welcome.]
[Tsk tsk, Yun Yimeng, this fighter among white lotuses, fell into the lake herself and let her niece take the blame. Brilliant, really brilliant!]
[Wait, let me think this through. Oh, is this scumbag planning to stage a 'I'm in love with you, and I'm also in love with your aunt' drama?]
After this wave of operations, Yun Yimeng and Shi Heshen became completely famous, but being famous was not a good thing.
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Looking at the Weibo world, the situation is changing again, and the comment section is like a big sale in the vegetable market!
Yun Yimeng felt so bitter in her heart, probably even more bitter than coptis chinensis.
"I was in the hospital and the blame came from the sky." I fainted due to abdominal pain and it immediately became a hot search headline...
The video controversy was like an out-of-season discounted product, finally forgotten by everyone and ready to gather dust in a corner.
It was dug out again by the internet archaeology team, who were so quick-eyed and quick-handed. History always repeats itself surprisingly, but this time it has a bit of a "pregnant" flavor?
When Madam Yun heard her precious daughter fainted, she became so nervous that she lost track of her precious cat: "My poor Meng'er, what's wrong with you?"
Yun Yimeng's voice was filled with tears: "Mom, I'm fine. I might have eaten something bad recently and my stomach is a little uncomfortable."
Madam Yun couldn't help but think of the word "pregnancy," and her eyes immediately lit up, brighter than a lightbulb. "Isn't this a double blessing? Has Mr. Shi found out? We need to let him know, and first have Shi Heshen 'deal with' Yun Ximo! Have him break off the engagement and marry you, otherwise it'll be troublesome if you get pregnant."
As Old Madam Yun spoke, she was about to take out her cell phone, looking like she was about to have some good news.
When Yun Yimeng heard this, she was so frightened that she almost fainted for the second time: "Mom, calm down, my belly is empty, I'm not pregnant!"
“…” Old Madam Yun looked confused and embarrassed.
Just at this moment, Yun Yimeng received a call from her friend, who suggested that she go to Mingjing immediately to avoid the limelight.
Yun Yimeng thought to herself that going to Mingjing now would be a good choice. When she came back again, she would definitely teach Yun Ximo a lesson.
(End of this chapter)
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