Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland
Chapter 43: One more, Wangwang Meow Meow will give you gifts
Chapter 43 Come again, Wangwang Meow Meow will give you gifts
Yun Ximo and Bian Chi walked out of the hot pot restaurant.
At this moment, her cell phone suddenly vibrated in her pocket.
She slowly took out her phone from her pocket, and the notification bar on the screen lit up with an urgent mission notification from the game app.
[There's an emergency at Xiaojiawang Pet Shop on the first floor of BBK Mall: Rescue the abused puppy. Successfully complete the mission and unlock the Animal Language skill~]
Yun Ximo's steps stopped abruptly, her eyes fixed on the phone screen, afraid that she had read a word wrongly.
From the moment she saw the mission, Yun Ximo's lips curled up uncontrollably, and she was already in a silent revelry in her heart: "Ahhhhhhh, my animal language skills, you finally waved to me! The flowers I've been waiting for have all withered!"
However, the reality is harsh. Bian Chi is looking at her with an expression that says "Are you possessed?"
Yun Ximo glanced at Bian Chi again, thinking to herself: "If you weren't here now, I would definitely celebrate by doing a doggy paddle and barking a few times to match the occasion!" And let Xiao Huang look at me with admiration!
But there was no way. Bian Chi, a living person, was standing there and couldn't let himself go. She could only suppress her restless heart and force the carnival team back into the small dark room in her heart.
In the end, reason triumphed over impulse, otherwise he might have become the most beautiful "scenery" in front of the hot pot restaurant. But in a way that made people think "this person might be mentally ill."
Yun Ximo felt a mixture of emotions: "These days, they don't even let dogs go? You naughty kids, are you going to heaven or hell?"
"Animal language skills! A hero saving a beautiful girl... Oh no, saving a dog! Here I come! Rescue the puppy and defeat the naughty kid! Let's go!"
According to the information provided by the game app: This puppy is a pastoral dog breed named Hu Niu. It was originally bought by its previous owner to guard the house. However, as the dog got older, it was ruthlessly abandoned.
When Huniu was looking for food near a trash can, she finally found some food in the garbage. But before she could eat it, she encountered a group of cruel people who took pleasure in abusing animals. They picked on the weak and left her covered in wounds, bleeding, and in critical condition.
Fortunately, a passerby discovered and stopped the violence in time, and quickly sent Hu Niu to the pet hospital for treatment.
Thanks to the doctors' miraculous treatment, Hu Niu finally managed to snatch back half her life from the clutches of death, although she may still be wondering: "What on earth did she do wrong?"
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Thinking of the little dog being abused by the naughty child, Yun Ximo was extremely anxious. She immediately pulled Bian Chi and said, "I just checked the navigation of the mall and found a pet store on the first floor. The dog food sold there is suitable for pastoral dogs like Xiao Huang. Let's go and take a look and buy some for Xiao Huang, okay?"
Before Bian Chi could respond, Yun Ximo had already dragged him into the elevator and headed straight to the first floor.
They searched the first floor, looked around, and finally locked on their target among a bunch of colorful shops - the "Xiaojiawang" pet shop.
The name of the shop sounds quite cozy, but before they even entered, they heard the heartbreaking screams of small animals that would make puppies want to cry and humans feel distressed. The moment Yun Ximo heard this, her anger suddenly rose to the top of her head. She rushed straight into the shop with smoke coming out of her head and wind under her feet.
As soon as she walked in, the sight before her nearly made Yun Ximo explode! She saw a puppy huddled in a corner, shaking like a sieve, and a naughty child holding a lighter, the flames burning the helpless puppy.
Yun Ximo was so heartbroken that her eyes were so deep that they seemed to be spitting fire.
Hu Niu let out a shrill whine helplessly and was in great pain.
At this time, a little boy about seven or eight years old was squatting in front of the cage. He took advantage of the opportunity when the pet shop owner left and saw that there was no one in the store, so he picked up animals at will and abused them.
When he noticed the puppy named Huniu curled up quietly in the cage and sleeping, a twisted mentality drove him to extend his claws to Huniu.
The little boy had a chilling smile on his face, and that smile contained not only contempt for the weak, but also the excitement of unleashing evil.
He slowly stretched out his devilish hand, and with a "click", the cage door was opened.
As for the little boy, facing Hu Niu's painful reaction, instead of stopping, he seemed to get some kind of strange satisfaction, and the smile on his face became brighter.
Yun Ximo rushed forward like lightning, and with a "Paiyun Palm" she pushed the little boy aside, shouting, "What! Are! You! Doing?!"
The little boy is a bully at home. He acts like a tyrant and even the cats and dogs in the neighborhood avoid him. How could he have ever been treated like this?
The little boy looked like a video game console that had its power suddenly unplugged. He was bewildered and a bit unhappy. He thought to himself, "How dare she touch me? Who is this woman? At home, when I bullied my sister, my parents turned a blind eye, saying that I was a younger brother and needed to be spoiled. Why didn't this trick work today?"
So the little boy rolled his eyes, came up with a plan, and decided to put on a "crying show".
I saw the corner of his mouth curl up, his eyes turned red, and then he cried out "Wow!", his crying was so loud that it was earth-shattering and made the ghosts weep, and he was possessed by the spirit of drama.
"So that everyone can see that there is a poor little guy being bullied."
It's a pity that Yun Ximo is not a pushover, and she is not the elder sister who "spoils him" in his family.
She crossed her arms, her eyes revealing a calmness that said, "Go ahead and cry, I think you can cry out flowers." "Little guy, you think crying can win sympathy? That trick won't work on me."
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The little boy's cries were truly high-pitched, so shrill that they even scared the rooster from Old Wang's house in the next village into forgetting to crow! Not far from the pet shop, an elderly woman, munching on an apple, hadn't even finished her bite when she heard her precious grandson's pitiful cries and rushed into the shop, bewildered. Seeing her precious grandson's tears welling up in her eyes, the elderly woman instantly transformed into a Super Saiyan, her speed barely faster than Usain Bolt. With a demeanor that read, "Grandson first, whoever stands in my way will be killed!" she roared and lunged straight at Yun Ximo.
Yun Ximo cleverly turned sideways and smoothly resolved the aunt's "deadly throat-locking hand".
What about the aunt? Well, because she was rushing too fast, she couldn't stop her feet. She was running at eight times the speed of a train and couldn't stop at all. She staged the "best funny fall of the year" - a standard dog eating shit, or no, it was an "auntie version of free fall". After this fall, the aunt probably even forgot her own house number.
"Woof woof woof!" The dogs in the pet shop saw this and their eyes lit up. They were so excited that they looked like they had just been injected with chicken blood, drank Coke, and chewed Xuanmai. They wagged their tails wildly: "Auntie, the performance was amazing. The dogs are giving you gifts!"
"Meow—meow—" The cats' cool demeanor collapsed in an instant, and they started breakdancing one after another. The rhythm was even more exciting than that of the aunties dancing in the square, as if they were possessed by the "Dancing King of the Cat World".
Pet shop - "Ode to Joy of the Animal World", cats and dogs were applauding the aunt's "wonderful performance", and the scene was once very harmonious, out of control and chaotic.
——Watching the aunt eat shit and fall, life is full of joy! The little guys in the cage are laughing happily.
The sound of "woof woof woof" was mixed with the squeals of pigs, and the big watery eyes were twinkling with little stars: "Auntie, our pet shop's Spring Festival Gala program this year is relying on you!"
"Meow~ Meow~" The cats, not wanting to be left behind, imitated the human's "hahaha" laughter: [Auntie, give the cats another one, the cats will give you gifts!]
As for the old lady, she sat on the ground, rubbing her sore butt, probably muttering to herself, "This script is wrong."
The aunt suddenly jumped up from the ground and was about to use the "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms" on Yun Ximo. Her expression was weird and she was determined to "not stop until Yun Ximo is tortured to death".
Bian Chi took a quick step forward and pushed Yi Xiaoxia. The old lady turned into a scarecrow blown by the wind, and her precious grandson fell head over heels with her.
The old lady couldn't stand it anymore. She immediately turned on her "shrew" mode, rolling on the ground and spouting some classic lines: "This is unjust! You hit me in broad daylight! My precious grandson, who did you offend? Now you're not even letting me, an old man, go. I'm going to call the police. I want them to judge the matter. I won't let you go!"
With the aunt's piercing shouting, the effect was amazing. The pet shop instantly turned into a "large crowd watching scene". People came from all directions, some holding their mobile phones to prepare for live broadcast, and some just to watch the fun.
Even the pet owner, who had just been "liberated" from the restroom, was bewildered, muttering to himself, "While I was in the restroom, was there a martial arts tournament or a Spring Festival Gala performance going on in the store? Or did I miss some important event? Why is it suddenly so lively?"
Bian Chi stood calmly by the side, the little yellow dog at his feet wagging its tail innocently as it said, "Dear uncles and aunts, you all saw it, it was Auntie who started it. I was just a bystander the whole time!"
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"Humph, call the police? That's exactly what I want! Even if you don't say so, I'll call the police!"
Yun Ximo was so angry at the old lady that she laughed, as if she had witnessed something incredibly absurd. "I was planning to buy dog food, but before I even stepped foot inside the store, I saw your grandson cruelly abusing the puppies in the cage. Before I could do anything to him, he started crying. And you, the MVP of protecting your puppies, attacked me without asking any questions, and now you're biting me back? Are you justified just because you're older?"
"You're talking nonsense! My grandson is very well behaved. He's even afraid of getting hurt by stepping on an ant. How could he do such a thing?" The aunt said with a look of disbelief.
"Tiger Girl is injured!"
At this moment, the pet shop owner finally woke up from his "dazed state" and finally realized what had happened while he was away. He rushed over with a look of sudden enlightenment, muttering: "Tiger Girl, my little darling!"
The cage door was wide open, and the cute little Hu Niu was curled up in a ball, making a pitiful humming sound, with obvious burn marks on her body.
The boss carried Hu Niu out with heartache, squatted down to examine her carefully, and found that the fur on her back had been burnt in several places, revealing small red patches of burned skin.
The old lady put her hands on her hips and said confidently, "Don't even think about putting the blame on my grandson! Who said it was my precious grandson who did it? My little ancestor is as kind as an angel, not to mention playing with fire and getting burned. You must have evidence, otherwise don't talk nonsense!"
Even more outrageous, the auntie suddenly changed the subject and directly labeled the pet shop the "culprit": "I haven't even said anything about you! You opened a pet shop in such a big mall and kept a bunch of 'mad dogs' and 'wild cats'. My baby got scared and even got accidentally injured. This matter is not over! Compensation, not a penny less!"
When the people around heard this logic, they thought it was "cosmic-level" fallacy!
It was clearly his own fault for not keeping an eye on his grandson, yet he blamed the pet store. A real-life example of "a naughty child gets into trouble, and the parents blindly protect him."
When the pet shop owner heard this, a thousand alpacas ran through his mind. "Auntie, your logic is ridiculous! I opened my shop legally and your grandson wandered into my place on his own, and you're blaming me?"
But having said that, it also reminds everyone: when you take your children out, you must keep a close eye on them and don't let them get into trouble! Otherwise, if you encounter such an aunt, you will really have no way to explain yourself!
The auntie's words ignited both laughter and anger in the audience. She was truly adept at conflating right and wrong, wasn't she? "Auntie, could you please take a look at the surveillance footage first, and then use your imagination?"
Among the crowd of onlookers were also pet owners who had cats or dogs at home and were responsible for cleaning up their poop.
These pet owners who are usually gentle and polite, walking their dogs and playing with their cats, are usually very Buddhist young people, living a peaceful life.
But when they see naughty kids doing something as immoral as burning small animals, they instantly turn into superheroes protecting their kids, even faster than they can transform!
It was like a cat with its tail stepped on. Oh no, they themselves became the super cat heroes whose tails were stepped on! All the cat food and dog food they had saved up came in handy at this moment. They drooled like the water of the Yangtze River, their fighting power soared, and their words were as sharp as knives. They surrounded the aunt and the naughty child tightly!
"You naughty kid, you've hit a wall today!" An old man roared, as if he was going to kick the naughty kid out like a ball.
The aunties were also very straightforward. They kept saying, "You little guy, have you taken 'ignorance' for granted?" while waving the shopping bags in their hands. If the bags were filled with stones, they would become a walking "Thor's Hammer".
In the pet shop, the sounds of cats meowing, dogs barking, and humans scolding mixed together.
Even the usually arrogant cat was so frightened that its fur stood on end, and it hid in the deepest part of the cat climbing frame: "Oh my god, what's going on today? Is the earth going to explode?"
(End of this chapter)
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