Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland
Chapter 44 Chapter 44 Opening a pet shop will offend people?
Chapter 44 Chapter : Opening a pet shop will offend people?
Bian Chi quickly pulled Yun Ximo aside and quietly became a spectator.
"Don't let this 'saliva bomb' explode. Safety first." Bian Chi stared at the crowd vigilantly while not forgetting to give Yun Ximo a shot of prevention.
As a result, when he turned his head, Yun Ximo's little face and her phoenix eyes flashed with cunning, and she was almost holding up a sign that read "Onlookers, watch the show online."
Bian Chi felt helpless: "Can we be a little more low-key?"
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Ten minutes, is that long or short? If you play "King of Glory", before you finish pushing the troops and destroy a few towers, you might get a "Time's up!"
For students, once the bell rings, they are "killed" on the battlefield of learning and become "masters of lying down" at their desks.
After receiving the report, the police officers on duty at the police station quickly rode on colorful clouds (oh no, they drove a patrol car with flashing lights) and rushed to the pet shop which was already in chaos.
When the police arrived, they were stunned! Even the most experienced police officers would be stunned.
The "Order Restoration Team" is possessed, with "Please calm down" on the left and "Don't get excited" on the right. Excitement can easily lead to myocardial infarction, so let's solve it peacefully.
After much difficulty, the police officers used the "crowd separation technique" to manage to turn the chaotic scene back to a "barely acceptable" state.
At this moment, a police officer's eyes revealed a hint of helplessness from an "old acquaintance." He glanced at Yun Ximo and Bian Chi, and twitched his lips. "Did you two buy the 'police meet-and-greet card'? You just met two hours ago, and now you're meeting again?"
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Just as the police were about to use their language skills to mediate:
The old lady's fighting spirit was fully revived. Seeing the police was like finding her own organization. She was so confident that she could even boast: "It's this woman. I'm going to sue you! I'm going to sue you! I'm going to sue you until your ancestors know about it!"
The old lady's voice was extremely penetrating, comparable to that of a soprano saxophone. While she was crying and shouting, she did not forget to point at Yun Ximo.
"People's police, you have to stand up for me! This woman not only beat people, but also framed my poor grandson! And this shop owner, why did he open a pet shop for no reason? My precious grandson was almost bitten by a dog. Is there any law in this matter?!" Once the aunt started talking, she couldn't stop at all, like a flood that had been opened, and she kept talking without giving others a chance to interrupt.
The policemen looked at each other in confusion, "..." Although our legal system is powerful, it does not need to be traced back to eighteen generations of ancestors. Let's deal with the matter at hand and solve the problem. What do you think?
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The pet shop owner slammed the table, and the kittens all jumped up, their eyes wide open: "What kind of drama is this?"
The goldfish almost jumped out of the water and did a "flying fish in the air".
"This isn't over yet! We'll see you in court. I'm going to sue your grandson for cruelly harming small animals. He's even more cruel than the Husky that destroyed the house. He's been doing this successfully! I'm going to sue you too. You're really good at spreading rumors and slandering people! Don't think we'll just let this go."
When the conversation got excited, the boss said something harsh:
"I'm also going to use my drone! Humph, I'll hover over your grandson's school with a big banner that says: 'Student Burns Puppy.' I'll make him a school star. Then, we'll see how he holds his head up in front of his friends and how he acts like a good kid in front of the teacher!"
Even the security guard’s dog knows that bullying small animals will make the headlines!
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And the little ones in the store joined the "cheer group" one after another.
The dog wagged its tail and barked: [Boss, I support you mentally. Remember to send the live link to the group.]
The cat pricked up its ears and meowed: "Boss, you're awesome! Remember to give us some dried fish!"
The hamsters crawled swiftly in their wheels, and even the lazy turtles stretched their necks, collectively saying, "Boss, keep going! Justice in our animal kingdom cannot lose!"
Even the goldfish in the fish tank blew bubbles happily and said: "Although I can't go ashore to help, but in spirit, I am a man!"
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"You, you, you..." The old lady stopped herself abruptly, probably thinking, "No, no, this isn't the right time. My emotions haven't built up enough. If I don't speak out forcefully enough, won't I be defeated by the pet shop owner's eloquent tongue?"
The pet shop owner cleared his throat again, his tone hard enough to build a wall: "My little shop used to be peaceful and quiet. I sold cat and dog food, gave my furry little ancestors baths and fashionable hair styles to make a living."
"How could you, old man, allow your precious grandson, the little bully, to barge in and abuse the animals, causing chaos in the store? I haven't even asked you for the 'scare fee' yet! I should be the one to settle the score with you. What gives you the right to be so arrogant? How do you discipline your grandson? Do you have any sense to touch other people's things without permission?"
"That's enough!" The police interrupted the conversation and said, "Please stay calm and don't get excited."
The police officer turned to look at Yun Ximo and the pet shop owner and asked, "Could you both describe what happened in detail, trying to be as thorough as possible."
"Boss, we have to tell the truth and lay things out, right?" Yun Ximo blinked.
The pet shop owner smiled bitterly: "Comrade police, this is what happened..."
At this moment, the aunt suddenly came back, put her hands on her hips, and shouted in a loud voice: "Hmph, no matter what you say, that was not a 'good deed' done by my precious grandson!" The aunt's face showed "What can you do to me?"
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The pet shop owner calmly turned to the police officer and said, "Officer, we need evidence in this matter. I'll take you to check the surveillance footage. We have 360-degree high-definition cameras. I've invested a lot of money in them to protect our customers' trust!"
At this time, the aunt interrupted, her voice rising several degrees: "Nonsense, that wasn't my grandson who did it! It must have been the cats and dogs in your store who ganged up on me because they thought my grandson was cute! My baby cried so miserably, how could I, as a grandmother, feel good?"
The surveillance room footage was as clear as an IMAX movie, and even the police couldn't help but exclaim, "Boss, you've invested a lot of money! 360-degree surveillance footage, guaranteed to capture even a pet's nose hairs clearly! This equipment is truly professional!"
Another police officer checked all the compliance documents of the pet shop owner and found everything was fine.
At this time, the aunt saw that the situation was not good and started shouting in frustration: "My grandson was crying so miserably, he must have been beaten by this bitch. You can't be so biased. You have to seek justice for my grandson. Where is your conscience!"
The officer walked out of the monitoring room and said, "Your grandson entered the store, opened the cage and took out the lighter, the color of the lighter, and the entire process of him burning the dog is clearly visible. The dog did not resist at all during the entire process. Your grandson's every move is clearly visible. If you don't believe me, I can take you to see it for yourself."
The police then explained, "The girl only stopped your grandson from hurting the puppy and did not hit him. Your grandson started crying on his own, not because the girl hit him." Let's be reasonable. The surveillance video is the fact.
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The aunt secretly winked at her grandson, her eyes full of "Look how grandma can help you."
The little boy received the signal and immediately got into character. His face wrinkled and tears welled up, like a real little drama queen: "Woo woo... Uncle police, I was just playing with the puppy in the cage." But then this woman, the little boy pointed at Yun Ximo, looking aggrieved, "suddenly jumped out and roared like thunder. I was scared to death!"
The policeman looked at the old lady with a serious but somewhat confused expression. "Ma'am, are your eyes uncomfortable? Why do you keep blinking?"
When the aunt heard this, she was confused, wondering if the policeman didn't wear glasses when he went out today. She asked back: "What? My eye is cramping? Nonsense! It's obviously you..." Before she finished speaking, she suddenly seemed to realize something.
The policeman nodded gravely, with an expression that said, "I understand." "Oh, so that's how it is! I thought there was something wrong with your eyes, and was wondering if I should call 120."
The old lady felt so regretful, as if the police officer had seen through all her little actions. However, she had to pretend to be strong: "...Ahem, it was just a misunderstanding, just a misunderstanding."
The little boy saw his grandmother was frustrated and burst into tears. The old lady quickly seized the opportunity to divert the attention: "Comrade police, look, my grandson is crying like this. Children don't lie. You should believe it, right?"
Yun Ximo was both angry and amused listening to this. She said slowly, "Auntie, it's a shame your grandson's acting skills aren't good enough for him to go to Hengdian. But, just being able to cry isn't enough. He still has a long way to go before he can become a big star."
The old lady was furious when she heard this, but she didn't dare to speak too loudly in front of the police: "You! You stinky woman, what nonsense are you talking about! Cursing my grandson? I'm telling you, my grandson is going to be very famous in the future. When that happens, don't cry and beg for his autograph! No way!"
After saying this, the aunt even puffed out her chest and said, "Humph, my grandson is just so awesome!"
Upon hearing this, Yun Ximo almost couldn't help but applaud the old lady. "How did your grandson become a star? Or do you have a 'Future Star Pass Card' that works just by saying it? Besides, what's wrong with being a star? Even stars have to be reasonable, right? They can't treat the earth like a toy just because they have a halo on their heads, right?"
At this time, the policeman took the tablet handed to him by the pet shop owner and opened the surveillance video with a serious face.
The little boy's cries suddenly stopped. But when he saw himself holding a lighter and burning the puppy, his guilty cries escalated into louder ones: "I didn't do anything wrong! Grandma said that dogs are just toys. If they die from playing, then so be it. What's the big deal?"
After hearing this, the policeman shook his head helplessly: "These days, even the amount of helplessness is almost used up."
At the same time, I sighed, "When the top beam is crooked, the bottom beam will be crooked. So this is the root cause of children's cold-bloodedness towards small animals! 'Ignorance' is passed down from generation to generation. Animal abuse can't be solved by simply saying 'children are ignorant.'"
Then, the policeman turned to the woman and said in a tone that was somewhat reproachful but polite, "Ma'am, we all need to be reasonable. It's okay for children to be ignorant, but it's not good for you, as an adult, to follow suit! Is this really a good way to educate the next generation? We must instill correct values in our children. Dogs are living beings, not toys. Otherwise, if he really becomes a 'star' in the future, he will be a star with a lot of negative news!"
After saying that, the policeman gave the old lady a meaningful look: "You have to be more cautious with your 'star-making plan'!"
The old lady's face was blue and red, and the way she gritted her teeth was enough to scare a group of children to tears and make them go looking for their mothers.
He ran and cried, shouting, "Mom, the monster is coming!"
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The aunt pointed at Yun Ximo with trembling fingers, wanting to identify the "culprit".
She was still muttering, "I don't care, I just don't care! Anyway, she scared my darling grandson to tears, this is an ironclad fact! It's harder than diamond!" The auntie had an attitude of "I won't listen to anything you say."
When the police officer saw the old lady's attitude, he felt helpless and could only cover his face silently.
The pet shop owner said slowly, "Auntie, your grandson burned my dog with a lighter. It's a done deal. The evidence is irrefutable. It's straighter than railroad tracks and stronger than chains. We have surveillance footage, photos of the injuries, everything. The chain of evidence is as complete as if it were drawn with a compass."
When the old lady heard this, she exploded with rage. Her hair stood on end, and she turned into a hedgehog in an instant: "My grandson was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. He is a child of destiny. How can he be compared with cats and dogs like you?"
When the pet shop owner heard this, he was unhappy and raised his eyebrows:
"Auntie, you're wrong. The animals in my pet shop are animals, my fur babies, but they're still living beings, and they have human rights... oh no, dog rights. Your precious grandson, although he has the appearance of a human, what he did is no different from a little animal. Since we're all from the animal world, let's not engage in racial discrimination, right?"
An eerie silence filled the store, and soon, an atmosphere of "laughing low" exploded.
The old lady's eyes were wide open, her mouth half open, and she couldn't utter a word for a long time.
As for the onlookers around, some were holding their stomachs, some had their facial muscles cramping, and some had to free up one hand to slap their thighs.
They laughed till tears came out, and laughed like they were free, saying, "So enjoyable! So enjoyable! The boss must be a funny guy sent by a monkey!"
Bian Chi was holding onto the little yellow cat, its tail wagging wildly. He smiled that classic Samoyed smile, his big eyes fixed on the pet shop owner, more enthusiastic than a fangirl seeing her idol: "Boss, the reputation of our pet industry is all thanks to you!"
(End of this chapter)
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