Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 46: Sun Wukong is also in the group?
Yun Ximo: [We really share the same fate, both of us are destined to be cannon fodder!]

Su Daji: [Thinking back to when I first entered the palace, I was afraid I would be given a 'cup of white silk'.]

Sun Wukong: [Hey, hey, hey, where are you guys at with the story progress bar? Why am I still under Five Finger Mountain, exposed to the wind, sun, and rain? Waiting for that old man Tang to say, "Wukong, your master is here to save you"? These days are more torturous than Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace. My monkey hair is almost falling out!]

Yun Ximo only then saw the words "Sun Wukong" and was shocked. "What? Sun Wukong? Are you saying you're the Sun Wukong who can fly into the sky and into the earth and transform into 72 different forms? The character you're bound to is actually him?" Oh my god, even Sun Wukong can be bound to a character these days?

Athena: [Comrade Yun Ximo, how long has it been since you last saw the world? You don't even recognize our Monkey King? But then again, your character binding is incredibly impressive, like the Monkey King himself!]

Yun Ximo quickly sent another message: [Are you still trapped under the Five Finger Mountain? I thought you'd already somersaulted to the West to obtain the scriptures! Your story progress is slower than a snail.]

Sun Wukong: [Thinking back to when I, Sun Wukong, wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace, I was so majestic and awe-inspiring! Even though I'm trapped here now, my demeanor remains as strong as ever.]

Athena: [Hey, Master Sun Wukong, are you showing off? Don't forget, we still have a goddess from Greek mythology like me in our group. Based on seniority, you should call me senior.]

Sun Wukong: [Oh, Goddess Athena, you're here too. But speaking of which, your gathering on Mount Olympus is much more lively than my Water Curtain Cave in the Flower-Fruit Mountain, isn't it?]

Su Daji: [Where's Alice? I saw her popping up just now, how come she suddenly disappeared?]

Sun Wukong: [She's probably busy fighting zombies, yelling "Don't block my water group" while she's fighting.]

Yun Ximo: [She's running for her life and still has the energy to chat in the group? What a heart she must have!]

Alice: [Fighting zombies won't stop me from chatting in the group. You guys are having such a great time, how could I miss it? I can chat in the group after I kill the zombies, so I can do both!]

Su Daji: [Alice, why don't you just start a live broadcast of fighting zombies? It will definitely go viral.]

Sun Wukong: [Hey, if Alice starts a live broadcast of fighting zombies, how many rockets will our group have to send?]

Yun Ximo: [Wait, wait, let me take a moment... So, Monkey Bro, not only can you give us peaches, but you can also drop us directly from the sky?]

Alice: [I'm almost done with this zombie dungeon. I'll bring you some zombie souvenirs when I get there. Don't be afraid, they're disinfected!]

Athena: [Yun Ximo, look, don't keep hiding it all the time. If you get kidnapped by a dragon one day, we can teleport together and have a tea party on the dragon's back!]

Sun Wukong: [Right, right, right, Athena is right! From now on, if anyone doesn't show up during the plot and ends up filming prematurely, be careful! I, Old Sun, will fly over with my somersault cloud and pull you out of the plot and hold a struggle session!]

Alice: [Although we're all following the plot, we still have to cherish our lives and not get caught up in the fun!]

Yun Ximo: [Wow! Hearing you guys say that, I, a lurker, suddenly feel like I've missed out on a billion! Okay, I'll stop lurking and hang out with the big guys. If I ever run into a "fatal" situation, remember to help me out! I'm leaving my life in your hands!]

Athena: [Yun Ximo, that's right! Our group chat is a universal toolbox. It can save lives in critical moments and even relieve boredom! Come hang out with us more often in the future. We promise your life will never be monotonous again. There's nothing we can't do, just think of it!]

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Yun Ximo was so busy chatting with her friends that she was dancing the cha-cha on the crest of the tropical waves. She even muted the knocking on the door outside. It was not until the knocking sound escalated from a polite "dong dong dong" to the rhythm of "if you don't open the door, I will tear it down" that she woke up from her dream and pulled out her phone with a confused look on her face.

"Who is it? Who's so anxious and angry? You've knocked the door into an antique!" Yun Ximo muttered as she slowly moved towards the door as if she was sealed by the bed.

As soon as the door opened, Yun Ling's face looked like it was covered by dark clouds, as dark as the bottom of a pot, and with a hint of resentment as if "If you don't open the door, I will use my mind to turn your phone screen black."

"Uncle, have you just returned from exploring the coal mine? Why is your skin as dark as the night?" Yun Ximo greeted him playfully, completely unaware that her "delaying tactics" almost gave him a heart attack.

Yun Ling said angrily, "If you don't open the door, I'll apply for retirement. I've already completed the procedures for your return to school. Qingteng High School, study hard and stop hanging out in the group chat all day."

When Yun Ximo heard this, she immediately turned into a well-behaved little white rabbit: "Yes, uncle! I will study hard and make progress every day, and strive to become the leader of the academic world as soon as possible." She agreed so readily, just like a waiter who was in a hurry to see off the guests, and the four big words "Goodbye" were almost written on her face.

Seeing her trying to chase him away, Yun Ling wondered if she had taken the wrong medicine today. He felt a mixture of emotions, and the scene of Yun Yutong playing the piano that night flashed through his mind. Then he suddenly asked, "Are you interested in learning to play the piano?"

Yun Ximo: "Ah???"

"Oh, well, I'd probably rather play cotton wool. That feeling might be even more exciting than playing the piano!"

Yun Ling's brows furrowed upon hearing this, his handsome face a touch of confusion and cuteness. "What? Flitting cotton? Are you planning on crossing over from the music industry to agriculture? Or have you recently developed a strong interest in cotton farming?"

If Yun Ximo had the superpower of seeing through minds at this moment and knew Yun Ling's outrageous interpretation that was so far out of this world, she would probably be stunned at first, then her mouth would twitch, and finally she would not be able to hold back her laughter, with tears almost coming out.

I even had the urge to find a tofu wall and ram into it, just to tell the world: "Please, cotton-flicking and cotton-growing are not the same thing at all!"

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Yun Ling: "..." He shook his head helplessly and was about to retreat, but was stopped by Yun Ximo's sudden words and his steps came to a sudden stop.

"Uncle, I want to live at my uncle's house for a while." Yun Ximo blinked her starry eyes, looking expectant.

When Yun Ling heard this, a thousand reasons flashed through his mind, all filled with reasons why Yun Ximo had escaped. "Are you sure this isn't a spontaneous trip, where you brought a suitcase full of rebellion?"

Yun Ximo continued to maintain her "Best in Service" smile, her eyes gleaming with the light of "I'm already a mature decision-maker." "Uncle, my determination is harder than diamonds and harder to digest than leftover rice." Yun Ling frowned upon hearing this. "Has this child been bullied by some hidden villain in the family?" So, he asked with concern, "Did your aunt kill you a thousand times with her eyes, and you decided to run away as the ultimate defense?"

Yun Ximo rolled her eyes inwardly, but maintained a peace ambassador smile on her face, "Uncle, the relationship between us is purely 'you don't mess with me, I won't mess with you' harmonious coexistence."

Yun Ling's brows were twisted into knots, and he asked in confusion, "Why did you suddenly want to go to your uncle's house? Tell me the truth, what's the secret behind this?"

Yun Ximo: "..." Curling her lips, I can only say that it's because of the two 'evil dragons' at home - an old witch who would mess with me whenever she got the chance; and a little white lotus who would make trouble for me from time to time.

Plus, that snobbish butler kept an eye on my every move all day, as if I was about to tear the roof off the house any second.

If these three people unite, I will definitely be killed by them! How can a weak woman like me withstand it?
But Yun Ximo forced out a smile purer than cotton candy: "Uncle, there's really no reason. I just suddenly wanted to visit my uncle's house and feel the different atmosphere."

After saying this, she blinked her eyes.

"Besides, do you need a reason to want to go to your uncle's house? It's as natural as needing chopsticks to eat and a pillow to sleep!"

Upon hearing this, Yun Ling said with a mixture of laughter and tears, "You kid, you're really outrageous! But, uncle is just curious. After all, I've never heard you mention your uncle before."

Yun Ximo raised her eyebrows. "You don't know this. I'm suddenly missing my aunt's cooking. The taste of sweet and sour spare ribs, wow, I'm drooling just thinking about it!"

Yun Ling's mouth twitched when he heard this. He thought to himself, "This child must have some unspeakable secret, otherwise why would he suddenly want to take refuge in his uncle's house?"

Yun Ling looked at Yun Ximo's expression that said, "I believe everything you say," and could only nod with a helpless smile: "Okay, but you have to promise me that you will study hard when you go to your uncle's house."

Yun Ximo was overjoyed: "Haha, I can finally escape from this dangerous place!"

The girl immediately stood up like a small pine tree and saluted: "Yes, uncle! I promise to complete the task and will never let the organization down!" After that, she playfully gave a not-so-standard military salute.

Yun Ling: “…”

He continued, "If you have no interest in learning etiquette, it's fine if you don't want to learn it. It's not a big deal."

Yun Ximo nodded obediently: "Yes, yes, uncle is right."

He then added, "As for your aunt, she grew up in a wealthy family and was deeply influenced by aristocratic etiquette. She believes that ladies from noble families must be proficient in etiquette. This concept is deeply rooted in her. But don't force yourself too much. Just be yourself."

Yun Ximo almost jumped up and cheered: "Yeah! Long live uncle! Don't worry, I will be a quiet and sensible beautiful girl, oh no, a good niece!" After saying that, she did not forget to push Yun Ling out of the door, as if to say "Girls should go to bed early, staying up late will hurt the skin", and then closed the door with a "whoosh".

Leaving Yun Ling disheveled in the wind at the doorway, he said, "Whose genes did this kid inherit? He's so playful! It's unbelievable! Back when my eldest brother was little, he was known as a calm and composed little gentleman."

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And Yun Ximo in the room pushed Yun Ling out of the door in one go just a second ago.

Then, she turned over gracefully and landed steadily on the soft big bed.

The world is so quiet that you can hear a pin drop. Oh no, even a pin drop on the bed can be picked up accurately by lazy little hands - of course, it's a cell phone, not a pin.

Yun Ximo lightly hooked her little claws, and the phone fell into her palm obediently, continuing her "water group business".

At this moment, our Lolo, like a robot set to "class teacher mode", interrupted Yun Ximo.

"Ahem, Momo, why did you run away from home when you can stay here?" Luo Luo asked curiously, her tone sounding like she was questioning a rebellious middle school student.

Yun Ximo raised her eyebrows and said helplessly, "What do you think? Is my life in the Yun family easy?"

When Luo Luo heard this, he shook his head like a rattle. "No, no, no, the big witch is staring at me every day, and Little Bailian is always looking for trouble. This life is simply unbearable!"

Yun Ximo shrugged and said with a relaxed look, "So, going to my uncle's house to eat, drink and stay is better than fighting wits and courage every day at the Yun family."

When Luo Luo heard this, she immediately felt sympathy: [Momo is so pitiful. The Yun family is simply a gathering place for the three evil people.]

However, our comrade Yun Ximo suddenly changed the subject and said mysteriously, "Lolo, did you know that in that Wanjie player group, not only can you transfer items, but you can also transfer people! Doesn't that make you feel like your worldview is being rebuilt with a crackle?"

When Luo Luo heard this, he was instantly stunned: [What? There is such a thing? Why didn't I know about it? Did I miss some big news that was billions of years ago?]

Yun Ximo was speechless upon seeing Luo Luo's reaction. "It seems Luo Luo is not only a 'primary school student' in the system world, but also a complete 'news-blocked planet'! The degree of his news blockade is comparable to that of the dinosaurs of ancient times!"

She shook her head helplessly. "Lolo, oh Lolo, you're not just the 'kindergarten class' of the systems world, you're also a 'cave dweller' of the information age. Oh no, it's the 'cave system of the digital age'! If you traveled back to the dinosaur age, you'd probably be discussing 'dinosaur WeChat' with them!"

Yun Ximo sighed again and continued, "But it's not too late for you to know now."

Yun Ximo blinked her eyes and said, "But then again, our Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, is still at the foot of the Five Finger Mountain. Could he really have somersaulted through the crowd? This sounds even more unbelievable than Tang Sanzang's flesh!"

After hearing this, Luo Luo looked confused.jpg: [[What the heck? Is the Space-Time Administration cheating? Their scope of business spans the three realms, even Sun Wukong can be bound?]

(End of this chapter)