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Chapter 47: 4 rounds of pecking, great service, no need to thank me, no tip required!

Chapter 47: Four rounds of pecking, great service, no need to thank me, no tip required!
Yun Ximo gave a typical "speechless question to the heavens" performance. She said leisurely, "I thought that with your advanced intelligence, you would know something about this. Turns out you're even more clueless than me! But, at least I knew about this a little bit earlier than you did."

For the entire afternoon, Yun Ximo seemed to be "kidnapped" by the sea of ​​books and stayed in the library and refused to come out.

She swam back and forth between the pages of the book, sometimes diving into the long river of history, sometimes floating on the crest of science. She looked as if she wanted to turn the library upside down, vowing to fish out some unknown secrets from it.

Why? Because her friends on Silver Moon Star kept talking about scientists on Earth, such as Newton, Einstein, and Hawking. Yun Ximo was so eager to see the works of these great men in person.

So she spent the whole day as a "phone-obsessed" person, studying books like "A Brief History of Time".

At the same time, he sighed: "The brain circuits of these earthlings are really complicated."

After reading a lot of books, I also took the time to catch up on the history of a certain country.

However, as she was making up for it, Miss Yun Ximo suddenly began to feel "melancholy blue." She thought to herself, "This Earth era is quite interesting, with technology soaring forward, but why am I the only one who was 'packed up' and thrown here by those guys from the Space-Time Administration?"
"Have her friends also been thrown into some remote corner? Only their luck is even worse than hers, like being randomly assigned to Earth 6500 million years ago, busy discussing 'who is the overlord of this land' with the dinosaurs?"

"Maybe they'll even be mistaken for an alien species and chased by the dinosaurs! Wouldn't the dinosaurs be curious about why an alien is nagging at them?"

Thinking of this, Yun Ximo couldn't help but sigh, and then silently encouraged herself: "Forget it, since I'm here, I might as well make the best of it. Maybe one day I'll meet a partner who is also from another planet.

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After strolling out of the library, it was exactly the gentle time of five o'clock in the afternoon. Yun Ximo stood under the bus stop. There were so few people on the platform that they could be counted, and even the air seemed to be napping leisurely.

The sunlight filtered through the gaps in the leaves and fell on her, causing the light and shadow to pause for a moment.

At this moment, a voice, oh no, to be more precise, a "cold line", suddenly attacked her from behind, with a sense of "you owe me a million pounds".

"Yun Ximo——"

The little man in Yun Ximo's heart was leisurely drinking afternoon tea. When he heard the voice, he almost spit out a mouthful of tea. "These days, do people who find fault choose the time so well? Who did I offend with this?"

She originally wanted to continue playing the role of a "deaf" artist, but then she thought, life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills. Since someone took the initiative to come to her door and ask for "criticism", how could she not help them?

So she turned around slowly, with a smile on her face that was as relaxed as if she had just returned from a vacation in the Maldives.

"Hey, isn't this Lu Ke? What's the matter? Did you just get mad at someone and come to me to find a sense of balance?"

Yun Ximo thought so in her heart, but she just said "hmm" simply, and her tone was so light that it seemed like she was responding to "The weather is nice today."

When Lu Ke saw her "you can do whatever you want, I'm at ease" look, his brows furrowed so tightly that they could kill a mosquito. He felt so unhappy that it was even more bitter than eating Coptis chinensis.

"Yun Ximo, Qin Chen has been discharged from the hospital and returned to the Qin family." He said this almost with gritted teeth, trying to overwhelm the other party with momentum.

When Yun Ximo heard this, she chuckled inwardly, "Which is more important, Qin Chen returning to the Qin family or this book in my hand? Clearly, you take yourself too seriously."

So, she raised her eyebrows slightly, used the word "hmm" again, and added a look that said "go on, I'm listening."

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Lu Ke was stunned, as if he had seen a ghost. He watched the girl leave without saying anything, leaving him standing there so angry that he almost started a fight with the monkeys in Mount Emei!
Without saying a word, he jumped out of his red luxury car that was so bright that it could blind a dog's eyes. Then, he stood in front of the girl, blocking the road more than a dead end. Not even a mosquito could fly through.

"My good intentions are being misinterpreted. Let me warn you, do you think you can just mess with Qin Chen? You don't think you're the reincarnation of a cat demon and have nine lives to waste as you please, do you? Let me tell you, even if you do have nine lives, once you enter the Qin family, I guarantee you'll have none left. It'll be a tragedy where half your life is gone!"

Speaking of Dongcheng F4, it is a well-known name. Among the four of them, Lu Ke, Shi Heshen, Qin Chen and Song Li, Shi Heshen is considered a serious person (although the word "serious" should be put with a big question mark when it comes out of his mouth).

As for the other three, they were well-known playboys who enjoyed teasing the original owner all day long and used Shi Heshen as a sword of authority from time to time.

After all, in the original owner's heart, Shi Heshen was her sun and her moon. Without Shi Heshen, she felt that she could go directly to heaven to play Landlord with God - oh no, go to hell and play Mahjong with the King of Hell!
The original owner just fell for this, especially towards Shi Heshen. She was such an infatuated person that her love was boundless and she didn't even care about her dignity.

Thinking of the original owner's love that was so lowly that it was almost as if it were in the dust, Yun Ximo's heart was filled with fire, like a volcanic eruption and a rocket boost, and it almost burned Lu Ke in front of her!

How stupid must the original owner be? Without Shi Heshen, the earth will stop spinning?
Life is short, can we fight for it and not live so suffocatedly for a man? We are women of the new era, we must be independent, self-reliant, and live our own style!
Come on, these days, who can't live without whom? The original owner was blinded by love. If it were me, humph, let alone Shi Heshen, even if the Buddha came down to earth, he would have to see if I was in a good mood today and whether I had time to care about him!

Yun Ximo shrugged, then quickly lowered her head to play with her phone. Her fingers quickly tapped on the screen, and she sent a message to the Wanjie player group:
[Hey everyone, I'm having a little trouble here. Someone wants to stand up for Qin Chen and is looking to cause trouble for me. But we have to be reasonable, right? Qin Chen was clearly the first to attack. No, he drugged me first, and that was a despicable way of using an aphrodisiac. I just fought back in self-defense. After all, the law is on the side of justice, right?]

Sun Wukong: [What? Drugging? How come I, Sun Wukong, have never heard of this new thing?]

(Sun Wukong scratched his head, looking adorably silly: "When did this become popular in Heaven?")
Su Daji: [Haha, I have the final say on this matter. It's just one of those little tricks that makes people's heartbeats speed up and their faces turn red~]

(Su Daji covered her mouth and chuckled, her eyes full of "you know what I mean.")
Sun Wukong: [Which one? Tell me quickly!]

(Sun Wukong's curiosity was completely piqued, just like a curious baby.)
Athena: [Yes, what kind of medicine is it specifically? There doesn't seem to be any record of this in our Western mythology.]

(Athena's face was serious yet a hint of curiosity.)
Yun Ximo's fingers tapped rapidly on the screen, replying playfully and in detail: [It's a drug that makes people lose their minds and do things they wouldn't normally do. For example, they can confess their love to a stone.]

Athena: [Your explanation makes me feel incredibly grateful that Qin Chen "escaped harm." You showed some mercy!] Sun-Swallowing Divine Lord Roaring Sky Dog barked, its tail wagging like a propeller: [Yes, yes, yes, do you want me to give him a 'Roaring Sky-style intimidation'? I guarantee he'll be so frightened he'll forget his own name!]

Yang Jian responded, "Such despicable tactics are truly a disgrace to cultivators! Yun Ximo, your self-defense and counterattack are a just act. If necessary, I, Yang Jian, am willing to lend you a hand!"

Yun Ximo: [Thank you, Erlang Shen! And Sun-Swallowing God, I can still handle it for now. I just can't stand some people bullying others and then blaming them for what they've done!]

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Lu Ke was irritated by Yun Ximo's disregard for him. He shouted angrily, "Yun Ximo, don't think that just because you're He Shen's fiancée, he'll stand by you unconditionally. You hit Qin Chen, He Shen's best friend. You're in big trouble now!"

Yun Ximo put away her phone and raised her chin slightly: "Why did I get into trouble?"

Lu Ke sneered, "Qin Chen is the young master of the Qin family. The Qin family started out as a gangster. Although they've been cleansed on the surface now, their roots are still there. Don't think that everything is fine just because the Qin family hasn't come knocking on your door yet."

There are many wealthy families in East City, and the Qin family is a force that started out in the underworld. Although they are not at the top of the ranking of wealthy families, they are definitely an existence that no wealthy family dares to provoke easily.

Although Yun Ximo is the eldest daughter of the Yun family, this identity is more of a false title. How can she be compared with Qin Chen?

At this moment, a woodpecker chose to make an emergency landing on the bus stop sign.

Yun Ximo's phoenix eyes moved slightly, and her gaze fell on the uninvited guest. A playful smile curled the corners of her mouth, and she said in a low voice, "Lolo, are you there? Go talk to this big brother Woodpecker and ask him to carry forward the spirit of internationalism and provide special service for Lu Ke's dazzling luxury car - oh, wrong, it's not a four-wheel alignment, it's a four-wheel pecking service."

Upon hearing this, the Luoluo system immediately became energized and logged in with a whoosh: "Alright, Boss, I'll take care of this! Brother Woodpecker, let's go."

As for Lu Ke, he was like a fighting cock ready to go, with all his feathers standing up, ready to start his "taunting MAX" mode: "Yun Ximo, you..."

As a result, before he could finish his words, Yun Ximo floated onto the bus gracefully, leaving Lu Ke with a confused look on his face and disheveled in the wind.

Lu Ke frowned: What kind of attitude is this? Why does she look at me with such disdain?

Thinking about how four years ago, Sister Yimeng was heartbroken and left her hometown because of Yun Ximo, the "scheming girl", Lu Ke's heart felt like it was being gnawed by ten thousand ants. It was so painful.

All of this was caused by that vicious woman, Yun Ximo. If she hadn't insisted on getting engaged to Brother He Shen, Sister Yimeng wouldn't have been forced to leave her hometown.

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Lu Ke walked back to his beloved car with an unhappy look on his face.

When I was about to start the engine and leave, I found that the car didn't move at all!
Just then, a knocking sound came from under the car. Lu Ke poked his head out in confusion, looked down, and almost fainted - the woodpecker was seriously tapping on his priceless tire, muttering to himself: "Four-wheel pecking, perfect service, no need to thank me, no tip required! Environmentally friendly, energy-saving, low-carbon travel!"

Lu Ke's face turned from blue to white, then from white to red, and finally turned into a color palette.

He tried to convince himself with reason that this must be a prank, but the woodpecker's serious and frightening eyes said: "Brother, accept the reality, this is real!"

After finishing the work, the woodpecker turned its head and looked at Lu Ke with a look that said, "You're in trouble now."

Then, it unexpectedly flapped its wings out from under the car and landed steadily on Lu Ke's head.

The big woodpecker seemed to feel that this "meeting" was missing something as a commemoration.

So, it unceremoniously "bestowed" Lu Ke with a "big gift package on his head" - a warm "autographed photo" with the aroma of fresh sawdust.

After completing this series of "artistic creations", the woodpecker flapped its wings, looking so free and easy, and seemed to be humming a little tune: [La la la, free birds don't take the blame~]

Then he left behind a graceful back and disappeared among the blue sky and white clouds.

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At the same time, in the Qin family, the atmosphere was so tense that even the air was rubbing its hands, ready to watch the fun.

Qin Chen strolled back from the hospital with a surprised expression on his face, "I was beaten? How is this possible!" He felt a mixture of emotions in his heart, like eating hot pot without salt - it was not a good taste!
The culprit? Yun Ximo, the "wild girl" the Yun family had picked up halfway, was actually so audacious as to dare to attack him? Wasn't this a clear challenge to the Qin family's young master's authority?

This Madam Qin, that's the leader of the "protective demon" world! When she heard that her baby had suffered a little injustice, her eyebrows raised, and her posture was as if she was going to tear the roof off the house: "Humph, if this matter is just covered up like this, the reputation of my Qin family will be more shattered than dumpling fillings, and we will have to crawl into the cracks of the ground."

Qin Chen's eyes flashed with a spark of "I will not be a human being if I don't take revenge for this" and he gritted his teeth, "Mom, you have to go to the Yun family and bring her to me. I really can't wait a moment!"

Speaking of Qin Chen, he has been soaked in honey since he was a child. He is spoiled even more than a "walking prince". He is simply the plus version of the Little Overlord of Dongcheng. He is the spokesperson of "No one dares to mess with me, I am the boss".

When has he ever been angry? I guess we'd have to go back to the age of dinosaurs to find the answer!
If he could swallow this, he would not be Qin Chen, but a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle"!

(End of this chapter)

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