Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 72: Grandpa's Porcelain
The staff saw that the little black fur ball, who usually likes to hide in the corner of the cage and think about the dog's life, was also "robbed" by a discerning poop scooper! Yes, it was the tiger girl mentioned earlier. Everyone thought she would wait quietly until the end of time, but she actually found a happy home quietly!
A young and beautiful white-collar lady stopped for a long time and was attracted by a melancholy little white dog.

The staff kept their eyes and ears open and immediately switched to sales mode. Their voice drifted over:

"Hey, beautiful lady, look at this little melancholy creature's eyes. All it wants is a simple safe haven. I think, with your gentle temperament that can melt glaciers, it can become the little cotton-padded jacket in your life that's more caring than a hot pack!"

He is calm and reserved, and will not suddenly surprise you while you are working. Instead, he will quietly accompany you to work overtime until late at night, and use his warm little body to tell you: "Master, I am here, so you won't be alone when working overtime."
Going home with such a steady yet cute friend, don’t you feel that life is more stable and warm?

Looking next to him, he saw a little kid with eyes as big as bells, completely mesmerized by a lively and active puppy.

The staff members were quick-witted and transformed into "masters of childlike fun." They squatted down and began to describe the dream world in a tone more innocent than that of a child:
"Look at this puppy, kids! Its tail wags like a helicopter propeller. Isn't it adorable? It's like a little sun that's always fully charged. It loves to follow you around the world. It's willing to be your super little follower and stick by you until death. Imagine coming home from school every day, and the moment you open the door, a lively little fur ball is there to welcome you with a wagging tail. Wouldn't homework seem so much less annoying? The whole world becomes super fun."

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And this one isn't just any "thin dog"—it's descended from the legendary Roaring Sky Dog! He's only five months old now, with a baby voice, but look at his eyes and frame—he'll be a powerful dog with a swift gait, ready to scare off bad guys! If you've dreamed of having a stylish bodyguard when you go out and a cuddly pet to comfort you at home, this guy is the perfect "two-in-one" solution for you!
Don't worry, there's also this incredibly adorable little girl - Huahua! Just by listening to her name, you can tell that she's a sweetheart who makes flowers bloom wherever she goes.

But don't be fooled by her gentle and charming appearance. In reality, she's a real "local enthusiast" and a huge foodie! Dog food? That's nothing to her. Her favorite thing is your leftovers! When it comes to gardening, be prepared to transform every leftover into a delicious delicacy.

Looking for a low-cost pet? Look no further than Huahua. We guarantee you'll save money and worry while having tons of fun!

Are you already feeling excited? Don't hesitate! Take those precious steps and move over here. Fill out some simple information. All we need to make this adoption a success is your final push! Your love shines like the brightest star in the world, illuminating these little ones. Thank you for your generosity and kindness. You are like a superhero sent from heaven to warm the world!

at the same time--

Walking on the way home, the naughty sunlight sneaked in through the "secret passage" of the leaves, playing hide-and-seek with light and shadow.

The young lady touched the hound's back, and the dog's heartbeat went from "thump thump" to "thump thump thump" so fast that even the dog was surprised: "Oh my god, am I about to take off?"

Passing by the small park on the corner, the children's laughter is so clear that it can be squeezed into juice, and the old people are feeding pigeons.

The hound's eyes were almost not enough, turning left and right: [Is this... is this heaven?]
Then, it looked up at the sky. The blue sky and white clouds were incredibly beautiful. It was so excited: "Finally! I'm finally not that actor in 'The Wandering Earth' anymore. I'm a cute little girl with a home!"

Next, all kinds of "adventures in the new home" begin to play out in the hound's little head: on the green lawn, it may transform into a Frisbee master, jump up, and be so handsome that the dogs next door will look at it with envy; or under the warm light, it snuggles up to its owner, enjoying the warmth of "you are my eyes, taking me to appreciate the changes of the four seasons."

The entire Animal Protection Association was as lively as a temple fair! The staff members were spinning more happily than spinning tops, like the human perpetual motion machine!
Over here, they were explaining the adoption process eloquently, one person talking non-stop without even taking a breath to use punctuation marks.

On the other side, they did not forget to express their gratitude to every kind person for coming with a big smile on their face. That smile was as bright as the sunshine in midsummer.

The atmosphere is as warm as being in a honey pot, so sweet that you can feel sick of it!

One can't help but sigh: "These days, even animal protection associations are so inward-looking? Everyone is so hardworking and loving, are they going to let people live?"

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The phone in Yun Ximo's pocket vibrated.

You don't even need to look to know that this is her system assistant knocking on the door again with a new task gift package!

With quick eyes and hands, she accurately fished the phone out of her pocket and it landed steadily in her palm.

Unlocking the screen, she dove into the app, muttering to herself, "System, oh system, what kind of bizarre mission are you going to give me this time? Are you going to have me repair a spaceship in space, or search for treasure in the deep sea?"

But then she thought, she herself is an alien, repairing a spaceship? That's a piece of cake. As for finding treasure, she wanted to see if there was any alien money.

As a result, when the system prompt came out, she almost couldn't hold it in and almost smashed her phone on her face, turning into a "smiling tiger":

Ding Dong! Urgent mission issued! A dog dealer's version of "The Little Wolf," but this time the wolf doesn't come, and the dogs are the scapegoats, wrongly accused of scamming people!

"Haha, even the screenwriter wouldn't dare write this plot, right? Life is like a play, it all depends on your acting skills!"

The content of the mission is even more hilarious, it is simply a real-life version of the "Dog Detective Team":
[Become a little righteous superhero, rescue those innocent furry creatures, reveal the truth, free them from their injustice, and restore their innocent reputation!]

"This...is this asking me to cross over and become a detective? Or to specialize in investigating wrongful convictions of dogs?"

As for the rewards after a successful mission, the system even played a trick of mysterious disappearance:
[Rewards are randomly drawn, it may be the super power of the earth, or it may be the mysterious skill you have always dreamed of! Surprises are endless, don't miss it! ]

After reading the task prompt, Yun Ximo's lips curled up unconsciously: "Okay, I'm getting started! For the super power of flying and hiding, or even more mysterious skills, I'm going all out!"

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Yun Ximo put away her phone and leisurely floated to the green lawn.

She glanced to the left, her eyes sharp enough to penetrate the gaps between leaves; she glanced to the right, and even the little bugs underground had to report their itineraries to her.

Her sight quickly locked onto a target—a "sneaky old man" whose behavior was more exciting than that in a spy drama.

He exudes the aura of someone who feels itchy if he doesn't do something, like the type of person who can't sleep at night if he doesn't steal something.

Uncle, your eyes are moving so diligently, even more diligently than the millstones in the village. It is obvious that he is not just taking a walk in the park.

The words "I am an expert, I steal things but I am not proud" were almost written on their faces. The staff were busy like a clockwork top, spinning around and around, and had no time to pay attention to the slightest movement around them.

At this moment, the old man saw the opportunity and approached one of the small cages quietly with lightning speed.

The thief stole the bells at a speed as fast as lightning.

Under everyone's noses (in fact, no one noticed at all), he took a puppy out of the cage with a gesture of "I am invisible, you can't see me".

As for the puppy, at first his face was full of confusion, as if saying, "What's going on? Why did I move?"

The uncle pinched his little mouth like he was making a candy man, his eyes filled with confusion and fear. The sound coming from his throat roughly translated as: "Uncle, there is no hatred between us. I'm still a baby! I haven't seen enough of the world yet, please show some mercy!"

His little paws fluttered, his expression clearly saying, "Are you trying to turn me into an emoticon? I just learned how to wag my tail, and you're planning on forcing me to retire early?"

The grumbling sound in his throat was a plea for mercy with its own sound effects: "Look at my delicate skin and tender flesh, even stewing it in soup is not cooked enough. I'm not meaty, I'm hairy! How about we adopt the Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence and let me go, how about that?"

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The puppy, ignored by the old man, continued to protest with his little paws: "My heart is in pain, but my mouth is pinched. I can't say anything about my pain, I can only use my eyes and feet to dance."

The little guy was anxious. His big watery eyes were almost big enough to hold fish.

Next, the uncle’s performance time begins!

The old man is definitely a master of acting. He looks left and right, and his eyes show that of an old hand. He only dares to start his "masterpiece" after confirming that there is no one around to "watch and rate".

This guy actually used the "Foshan Shadowless Kick" on an innocent puppy.

The kick was so fast, accurate, and fierce that the puppy was even more worried about giving birth. He muttered to himself, "Who did I offend? How did I offend this great god?"

What’s even more amazing is that after kicking the dog, the old man did not forget to make a "gorgeous reversal", instantly switching roles from "abuser" to "victim".

He was seen shouting at the nearest staff member at the top of his voice: "Damn little dog, running around without a leash, look how it bit me, it hurts so much! You have to pay compensation, otherwise this matter will not end! Medical expenses, mental damage compensation, and..." After saying this, he pretended to cover his leg.

I guess the next step will be to make a compensation list.

The old man screamed as if he was bitten by a dog, but in fact, the puppy didn't even touch his trouser leg.

When the staff member heard this, they were petrified and kept muttering to themselves, "Wasn't this dog still in the cage just now? When did it learn to 'escape'?"

Then, his face was filled with the three philosophical questions: "Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?" His expression was as if he had suddenly witnessed the eighth wonder of the world - a live broadcast of the dog version of "Harry Potter" and "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them".

"And learned to bite people?"

Just then, our heroine Yun Ximo appeared.

She hugged the puppy in her arms, as gently as if she was coaxing a baby who had been wronged.

Then, she roared at the old man with a voice that could shatter glass: "Uncle, this play you wrote, directed, and performed yourself is too low, isn't it? You still have the nerve to ask for compensation? Where's your face? Did a dog kick your face?"

The old man was speechless, but the show had to go on!

The crowd around them began to whisper. Seeing this, the old man's face turned pale and blue: "Little girl, you can't say that. You are slandering me."

The old man was not convinced. When he saw Yun Ximo's little face, he thought to himself, "Hey, little brat, you still want to fight me?"

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So, the old man did not hesitate, and the sharpness of his voice was almost as sharp as that of an eagle catching a chick, and so harsh that it could rival ultrasound!
The sound directly passed through the air and broke through the layers of blockade of mobile phone signals, just like the hero in martial arts novels who broke through all the magic with one sword. It scared the person on the other end of the phone to death. The phone made two "beep-beep" sounds, which directly scared the old man to drop the call!

This woke up the fat lady who was immersed in the world of "chatting on the phone".

When the fat lady heard the noise, she almost dropped her phone and rushed over.

As soon as the old man saw his savior coming, he immediately turned on "victim mode". While wiping away non-existent tears, he said that he was bitten by a dog. His expression was more tragic than Dou E's cry for justice, "My old bones almost became the second sausage in the dog's mouth!"

One would almost think he had just experienced the darkest five minutes of his life.

Seeing the old man's miserable state, the fat lady immediately transformed into a Super Saiyan and yelled at Yun Ximo in anger: "You bad woman, you are so bold that you dared to let the dog bite my brother? I will tear you apart!"

This shout shocked Yun Ximo so much that she almost thought she had become a "dog-releasing hero" and she even forgot how to start explaining.

As the fat lady roared, the angry little hill rushed straight towards Yun Ximo, and launched a "tornado destroying a parking lot" attack on her, grabbing her long hair and wanting to break her hair like a rope.

As for Yun Ximo, she has the gene of a "tomboy" in her bones. She used the "monkey stealing peach" (oh no, it was grabbing hair) and the "hair fighting technique" in her backhand. The two of them were like playing tug-of-war, and it was so intense.

(End of this chapter)