Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 73: The animals in the park gather together
Yun Ximo thought to herself, "I've never seen such a thing as a pie falling from the sky, but to see a 'mother' falling from the sky, I've finally seen it!"

As a result, the two of them instantly entered into a tug-of-war of "who is afraid of whom".

Don't underestimate our Yun Ximo. Although she's as small as a delicate almond tofu, she moves like the Monkey King, so fast it'll dazzle you! A flash to the left, a revival of the "Light Footsteps"; a dodge to the right, a modern interpretation of "Shrinking the Earth into an Inch."

This little clever boy's brain works faster than an electric fan, and he comes up with an idea in the blink of an eye.

From time to time, she would use her unique secret technique - "Nine Yin White Bone Pinching", specifically targeting the fat sister's round "swimming ring" with its own buoyancy effect.

The little sparrow was so excited when he saw the excitement: "Isn't this a great opportunity for me, the 'Sparrow Man', to show off my skills?"
Before its brain could fully agree, its wings had already landed on top of the fat lady's head with a "whoosh" as if they were equipped with springs: "Auntie, the customized DJ is in place."
Then, the little sparrow began to "dance on the aunt's head," jumping twice on the left side, three times on the right side, and occasionally using its pointed beak to give the fat aunt's hair a "deep massage": [Watch this, this is the sparrow version of the 'soul head treatment', guaranteed to make you completely subdued and never dare to act arrogant again!]
The fat lady was pinched and jumped, gasping for air and groaning in pain, with her eyebrows and nose wrinkled. It seemed that the situation was about to turn around.

The little sparrow looked even more pleased: "It seems my 'head-dance therapy' is working quite well."
The cats and dogs in the cage are also a bunch of naughty little guys who love to join in the fun! How can they stay still? If they see the slightest movement in the outside world, they will immediately get restless!
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The dogs started barking: "We're active participants, too, okay? With all this excitement going on, how could we miss our cheers?"
The kittens also joined in with their meows: [Meow~ Although we like to act like spoiled brats at other times, when it matters, our team spirit is unstoppable!]

So, the cage instantly became a temporary base for the super "cheerleaders", with a collective chorus of bars and meows.

Seeing these little guys joining in the fun so enthusiastically, passers-by looked sideways and wondered: What's going on in this park today?
The dogs all shouted in unison: "Stop messing with your old bones! You're even better at distorting right and wrong than us little dogs! Where's your promise to 'respect the elderly and cherish the young'? You're already older than 'dog years', yet you're still trying to pick a fight with us little bastards. Isn't that a bit unreasonable? Sister Momo, you're our guardian angel, the light of justice, the superhero of the dog world! Down with that unreasonable evil force, woof woof woof, you're our solar charger, with unlimited energy, always connected!"
The cats, tails wagging, protested with a chorus of meows, both tsundere and clever: "Hmm, it's a shame that the fat lady didn't win an Oscar for her bullying tactics. And the old man, even at his age, is still playing the 'puppy biting the car' trick, insisting that our puppy bit him. Isn't this clearly bullying us because we can't talk? Oh my goodness, are there any laws left in this world?"
We may be just furry little creatures, but we're also little elves with principles and dignity! We demand fairness, big fairness! Little revolutionaries of the cat world, demand justice for our dog brothers!
Did the sun rise from the west today? The fish in the park, usually in a state of meditation, are so silent they could compete with the oldest rock in the park for "who's more silent."

As a result, today, it was as if some immortal grandfather had suddenly pressed the "sway wildly" button. Wow, each and every one of them was like taking stimulants, twisting and turning in the water with such joy! They even beat the rhythm with their splashes, shouting in their mysterious "fish language": "Look, look, we fish are also waving and cheering for a just cause! Although our swaying may not have a sense of rhythm, but the intention is there, right?"

Look at the big parrot on the old tree. It is usually very secretive and deep like a philosopher. But when it comes to the critical moment, hey, this guy is more active than anyone else, the "King of Chatterboxes" on the tree.

From time to time, it would poke its colorful little head out from between the leaves and start its "multilingual speech" at the top of its voice: "Yes, yes, it's fair. It should be as bright as my feathers, blinding your eyes! Everyone should live in harmony, this is the real hard truth!"

When this guy started talking, he spoke in a mix of bird language, dog language, cat language, and human language. The squirrel next to him was stunned and kept wondering in his heart: "What country is this parrot brother a diplomat from?"
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The little squirrel was shaking his big tail, which was fluffier than a cloud, and crunching the precious nuts in his mouth.

This guy is a natural born spy. He moves in small steps more quietly than a cat, and approaches the Parrot Brother's "Global Stew Speech" with a purpose.

As a result, our big parrot was completely immersed in his "world tour speech", and his wings flapped from time to time, as vigorously as beating drums.

What's he talking about? Hey, that's a real mystery! Squirrel's ears pricked up like Teletubbies trying to attract viewers, but he couldn't make out anything. He kept muttering to himself, "Did this parrot brother secretly drink the 'language garbled potion' from the forest again?"

The snake brother in the cave was having a sweet dream, but was woken up by the sudden noise outside. Driven by curiosity, he quietly poked his head out, afraid of missing any word. His expression was as nervous and excited as if he forgot to mute the TV series and was afraid that his mother would discover his little secret.

It kept muttering in its heart: "Is this parrot brother going to reveal all the secrets of the park to the wind?"
The monkey on the tree squinted his eyes, with an expression that asked, "Who am I? Why am I here? Why is the life of a monkey so complicated?", and swung from one tree to another.

What kind of magic beans happened to the park today? The fish are on strike, the parrots aren't singing, and they're acting like a 'parrot version of the United Nations General Assembly'? My monkey brain is having a hard time keeping up!

Grandpa Turtle, who is usually calm and composed and so slow that it can make a snail anxious to death, couldn't suppress the little flame of curiosity in his heart today and slowly poked his head out of the shell.

This exploration immediately prompted a wave of self-doubt: [Who am I? Where am I? Is there something wrong with my ears?]

He turned to the animals beside him with a silly look on his face: "Children, can anyone tell me if the parrots have been collectively struck by some kind of 'chatter curse'? Why are they babble non-stop? What are they talking about, darling? Are they discussing what to have for dinner or where to have afternoon tea?"

The little fox was originally planning something bad and thinking about how to give the squirrel a "tail shock", but when he heard what the parrot said, he instantly transformed from a "sinister little expert" to a "melon-eating little expert".

Incredibly, he said, "Sir, are you going to write another chapter in the story of 'old but strong, only to cheat puppies'? The puppies haven't even lost their baby teeth yet."

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What a coincidence, a car happened to pass by the park entrance. The driver was driving attentively when Wei Qi, the big brother in the back seat, suddenly gave an emergency brake command and shouted "Stop".

It was parked so openly on the busy road, attracting puzzled looks from surrounding vehicles, asking, "What's wrong with you, little brother?"

The driver was holding the steering wheel, looking confused, muttering to himself: "What is the boss going to do? Is there a project to discuss in the park? No, I'm familiar with this park. It's just a place for some grandpas and aunts to do square dancing." But since the boss had given the order, he had to step on the accelerator to the bottom, even if he was going to Mars.

The car was parked there so inappropriately and illogically that it became the most beautiful thing on the whole street.

As a result, Wei Qi just stared at the park with an incredible look on his face: "That's right, I'm not dazzled, isn't that Yun Ximo! What's wrong with this girl today? Why is she fighting with others?
Wei Qi was still muttering in his heart: "Yun Ximo is at least Xie Jing's friend, right? How can she, with her skinny arms and legs, compete with that fat lady who looks twice as thick as her? Can she beat that fat lady? Absolutely impossible!"

So, Boss Wei Qi drove at lightning speed, slammed the car door, took a step forward, and strode straight towards the park, as if there was a dog chasing him from behind.

The driver was completely blown away by this "tornado". The gossip in his heart was burning, but he had to hold it in, for fear that if he asked too much, he would become a victim of the "palace fighting drama".

The boss just wanted to watch the fun and even brought his own small stool?
After all, once the boss makes a move, it means that the "protagonist halo" has not yet been lit, and the people around him have to consciously turn on the "silent mode" to avoid accidentally becoming "cannon fodder".

We "little minions" had better wait patiently and not accidentally step on the "minefield". After all, the boss's mind is deeper than the sea needle. We don't understand and dare not ask...

If Yun Ximo knew that Wei Qi had categorized her as Xie Jing's friend, she would probably be furious and roar in her heart: "Who is Xie Jing's friend? Do you have astigmatism and presbyopia? I have a grudge against him, do you understand?!"

But at the moment, Yun Ximo had no time to know about these misunderstandings. She was competing with the fat aunt. Sparks were flying in their eye contact, and the air was filled with a tense atmosphere of "either you die or I die".

The crowd around was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. Some people held their stomachs and laughed until they were bent over, while others pointed at the little sparrow and laughed until tears came out.

The fat lady was furious, and her other arm swept across like a tornado, determined to capture the little guy in one fell swoop.

But the little sparrow was a natural dodger. He dodged left and right so skillfully that the fat lady missed his chance and almost sprained her old waist.

Wei Qi came like a gust of wind. When he saw Yun Ximo, she was still performing a live version of "Wrestle, Girl!" with the fat lady whose figure could be described as the "rich version of Yang Guifei".

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"This Ximo usually looks quite quiet, but why is it that when she gets into a fight, she acts like a little tiger?"

Without saying a word, he rushed forward and "fished" Yun Ximo out of the "battlefield".

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Yun Ximo staggered and almost lost her balance. She looked at Wei Qi with her big eyes and gestured to him, "Hey, you're just in time. Help me explain, when did I let the dog bite anyone?"

When the fat lady saw this scene, the fat on her belly trembled three times. Her momentum was like a deflated ball, which was a little deflated. But she kept talking: "Who are you to be so nosy? The Weaver Girl's hands are not as long as yours when she weaves cloth!"

Wei Qi's calm and composed eyes were as sharp as an X-ray scanner, "seeing through" everyone present, and he said: "Hey, everyone, listen up, I'm Yun Ximo's best friend. If you have any dissatisfaction, just come to me directly. If you are not satisfied, hold it in. I don't like the drama of quarreling on the spot!"

Yun Ximo, upon hearing this, was stunned. "Uh... what? Best buddy?" "Where did you come from, big man? Why don't I have any save files for your account?"

Just as Yun Ximo's brain was busy restarting and all sorts of garbled text was flying around, suddenly, she had a flash of inspiration: "Wait, wait, this person...why does he look so familiar to me?"

Then, Yun Ximo's brain began to work rapidly, activating super recall mode... Ah, finally, the floodgates of memory were opened! She slapped her thigh and suddenly realized, "I remember! Isn't this the mysterious man in Xie Jing's box last time!"

The old man was a man who knew how to adapt to the changing times. When he saw Boss Wei Qi's posture, he immediately jumped up from the ground and stood up nimbly.

When the fat lady saw this scene, her brows furrowed and she felt very aggrieved. However, due to the powerful aura of "stay away from strangers and don't meddle in other people's business" emanating from Boss Wei Qi, she could only dare to be angry but not say anything, and kept silent for the time being.

At this moment, the cats and dogs around, their little heads accurately locked onto the subtle atmosphere of "storm clouds gathering" in the air, the smell of "something bad is about to happen".

The cats, like little spies, occasionally meow, but that's not just a simple greeting; it's encrypted communication: "Brothers and sisters, guess who will have the last laugh in this 'drama of the year' among humans? The prize is the fattest piece of fish tonight, how about it?"

The dogs, on the other hand, took turns giving the humans a loving gaze with their large, watery eyes: [My fellow bipeds, could you please speed up this drama a bit? Our mealtimes are strictly dictated by our biological clocks, and our stomachs are already growling with hunger. What's the result?]

(End of this chapter)