Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 74 Drama Puppy

One of the puppies, extremely curious, couldn't hold back and barked twice, his tone urging and helpless: "Please, hurry up, hurry up, the dinner bell has already rung in my mind!"
--at this time.

"Is this world lawless? It's chaos!?" The old lady's shout was enough to startle the birds in the trees into doing morning exercises. Her eyes widened as she pointed at the thin-armed and leggy Yun Ximo, a look of disbelief on her face. "Look at this little girl, she's as skinny as a bamboo pole, and she's even more ruthless than me when she fights! It's totally unscientific! Justice? Where is justice playing hide-and-seek? Come out and judge!"

Then, the aunt changed the subject: "The most outrageous thing is that she actually let the dog out! She let the dog out to bite my brother! My dear brother, did you save the galaxy in your past life or something, and you have to deal with this in this life? I have to call the police immediately, otherwise the train in my heart will not stop."

The president of the Animal Protection Association, upon hearing that, was like, "The prelude to a volcanic eruption, my rage is maxed out." His expression was like, "I've already cultivated my endurance skills to the ninth level, and all I need is your shudder to break it!"

As a result, he was so angry that the corners of his mouth turned up and he smiled helplessly.

The president spoke with a resounding voice, "Report it! If you don't, you're my grandson! I'm itching to call the police! My phone's almost become an auto-dialer! I'm going to call 110! We're seriously looking for new homes for these little ones here. It's as warm and cozy as a blind date convention. And then, your 'grandfather-like' brother—oh no, your real brother? He's acting like a 'strong old man, stealing a dog and faking it'—and I haven't even started to argue with him yet, and you're already crying?"

When the fat lady heard this, her face became longer than Changbai Mountain, and she started yelling unhappily: "Where did you learn this word from in the book "Nonsense Collection"? My brother is a well-known honest man in the village. He has never done anything wrong in his life, not even stolen a chicken. How could he possibly go against a little kid? And even try to scam me? I won't believe this even if you kill me!"

After saying that, he shook his head, as if saying, "I won't listen to anything you say, I just don't believe it."

Our president is a man of great taste! At the critical moment, he leisurely pulled out a pair of reading glasses from his pocket.

You know what, that pair of glasses doesn’t have any prescription at all, it’s purely used to enhance your aura.

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I saw him putting on his glasses slowly and pointing at the furry little puppy.

The little guy was blinking his big, expressive eyes, looking as innocent as a little angel.

The president held his forehead with his hand, his expression filled with sarcasm. "Little guy, use your titanium dog eyes—no, your bright little eyes that can see through everything in the world—to show everyone. Look at this little fellow with such a baby voice. He's only a little over a month old, his teeth haven't even grown in yet, his baby teeth are as small as rice grains, and he has to struggle to chew an apple peel. How dare he bite someone? Is your brother's body made of paper? Will he fall over at the slightest gust of wind?"

After saying this, he sighed again, his eyes full of helplessness: "Auntie, you have to learn this eye look from our little dog. Although the little guy is young, he sees things very clearly and clearly. You should eat more fish eyes to supplement your diet, or just try some 'rejuvenation' and practice your eyesight with the little dogs?"

As soon as the president opened his mouth, his humor and wit highlighted life. The people around him seemed to be tickled by the laughter, their cheeks trembling with laughter, and tears were almost coming out of their eyes.

Even the air couldn't help but join in the fun. It absorbed so much joy that it became light and lively, and it felt like it could dance.

Although the puppy was "injured," he immediately perked up when he saw the excitement and said, "Look at my little body. Even though it hurts a little, I'm still a little puppy with a great sense of humor!"
It endured the pain and wagged its tail with all its might, trying to cheer itself up: "I'm the best and strongest little warrior! You all have to give me a thumbs up!"
After the president finished speaking, he looked depressed as if an elephant was sitting on a small bench, with a gloomy face, as if he not only did not check the almanac before going out today, but also forgot to bring an umbrella - oh no, he forgot to bring the "talisman to prevent villains"!
The night before, he was confidently thinking about the weather forecast: Well, tomorrow it will be sunny and then cloudy, and the sun will smile brighter than the flowers. It will be suitable for carrying out publicity activities to protect small animals and bring warmth to those stray little guys.

That's why we decided to hold a "Cute Pet Adoption Conference" in the park today. The signboard was so eye-catching that it was even more eye-catching than the signature milk tea of ​​the Internet celebrity store. We even posed right at the main entrance, afraid that no one would see it.

The smooth opening of this event is all thanks to our "secret plan" with the park bosses - it's called a secret plan, but in fact it's just a group of people hanging out in a cafe from morning to night, chatting more seriously than college entrance exam candidates, and the level of formality is almost as good as the civil service exam, just to give the kittens and puppies a legal "identity card" so that they can walk in the sun with their heads held high!
The participants were truly a carnival for pet lovers. Their eyes were glowing green, just like a wolf that had been hungry for three days seeing a sheep. They wished they could immediately transform into Superman and take every little one waiting to be hugged home to worship.

However, the world is so big that there are all kinds of surprises, just like when you drink milk tea you can always taste the "surprise" of pearls. Look, there were two "heavyweight" guests at the event - yes, those old uncles and aunts who always have the attitude of "I am the elder, who am I afraid of?"

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Here comes the point, this old man is one of the undercover agents sent by the "Quality World".

This old man, relying on his age and being an "antique-level" VIP, directly started the invincible cheating mode of "I am old and I am right, I am not afraid of anyone."

Look, not only did he play the difficult game of "bumping into porcelain" with a cute puppy, he also personally took part in it and gave the puppy a "blockbuster of abuse".

The young people almost couldn't help but rush in and give the old man a "sunset version of the shoulder throw" to let him feel the "power of youth".

As a result, after the pet lovers around knew the process, they instantly transformed from "gentle little lambs" into a "sunset red combat group", facing "huge crowds, waving red flags, and loud gongs and drums".

"The puppy is injured!" The volunteer exclaimed as he carefully picked up the puppy, fearing that it would be injured by accident.

But every time he touched the puppy's soft belly, the puppy would start to perform a "sad drama", groaning in pain, which was heartbreaking to hear.

But then again, our little puppy is a patient little warrior. Normally, even if he falls, he can get up by himself, shake off his fur and continue having fun.

But this time was different. Finally, someone was backing the baby up! So, it cooperated very sensibly, humming, "Ouch, ouch!" "Hey, take it easy, buddy! I'm not one of those five-dollar balloons at the supermarket that'll pop if you poke it!"

At this moment, the head of the Animal Protection Association heard the noise and squatted down to further examine the puppy's injuries. He looked left and right and finally concluded that its back was also in excruciating pain, so much so that it probably refused to drink the goat's milk. After all, this puppy was still young and weak. Even if it didn't kick hard, a few kicks could cause serious injuries to it, and it would be in pain for half a day.

Despite the facts right in front of her, the fat lady is a super VIP member of "selective blindness"! Everything around her is like being automatically filtered out by her "contact lenses", turning a blind eye and a deaf ear. It is the ultimate version of "I am free and easy, the world is like floating clouds, what can you do to me?"

He is a typical example of "I do what I want, my attitude is very arrogant, and you have no right to interfere."

Look at the old man who was causing trouble next to him, he was acting like "It's not me, I didn't do that, don't talk nonsense".

He is a fighter among the masters of "three consecutive denials"!
With his hands on his hips, he spouted off one sentence after another, tough and aggressive. "What? What? I'm saying I hurt the puppies? Where's the evidence? Show it to me! Besides, you deliberately put these little guys here, and it bit me. How am I going to settle this? I'm going to ask you for medical expenses, compensation for emotional distress, and... afternoon tea as a consolation fee! That's right, afternoon tea has to be included in the bill, after all, this emotional trauma needs afternoon tea to calm the nerves."

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As soon as the old man said this, the crowd around him exploded, and the little flames of anger soared upwards, and it felt like they were about to collectively transform into the "Justice League" in the next second.

Just when the situation was tense and the atmosphere was so tense that even the rice in the pressure cooker was calling it an expert and felt that it was not cooked enough, the "superhero" of the Animal Protection Association - their exclusive lawyer, arrived at the scene riding on a colorful cloud (oh no, wearing an ordinary but extraordinary professional suit).

This guy, with his glasses perched firmly on his nose, has this vibe: “When it comes to knowledge, I could get the United Nations to invite me to give a lecture; when it comes to humor, I could even make a husky laugh.”
He pushed his glasses slightly, and then with an attitude of "I am a detective and also a psychologist for dogs", he slowly walked to the side of the puppy, squatted down and began to investigate the puppy's injuries.

The puppy, incredibly clever, instantly switched to "dog king" mode. Its large eyes, which could have told the story of "Les Miserables," stared pitifully at the lawyer: "Hey, buddy, you're my savior! I'm counting on you to write and direct my documentary series 'Life Is Not Easy for Dogs,' and help me get the word out! Remember to give me some egg yolk pie! It's my spiritual nourishment!"
The lawyer is doing a "details determine success or failure" trick, not letting go of any dust in the air, oh no, even every comma on the document has to be carefully examined.

At the same time, he said to the volunteer boy next to him, "Take out your phones and record every word exactly as it is. This will be our 'nuclear weapon' in the courtroom in the future. No, it's an upgraded version of the 'imperial sword', the kind that can kill with one blow!"

When the volunteer boy heard this, he was instantly promoted from a passerby to a "photography master". He used his mobile phone as a SLR, adjusted the angle more precisely than a math problem, captured the light more sensitively than chasing stars, and the composition was so exquisite that even Picasso would call him an expert.

If the puppy could understand this scene, it would think it was the protagonist in a Hollywood blockbuster, and its tail would wag out an afterimage, and it almost drew a QR code in the air to ask for a scan and reward.

Finally, the lawyer switched from microscope mode to action mode. He slapped his thigh (in that "I'm a gentleman, but I'm also very anxious" kind of way, of course) and said in a resounding and graceful voice, "Okay, our first priority is to get this little guy to the hospital for a full-body spa (no, a comprehensive checkup), and then call 110."

The elderly were surrounded so tightly that even the monkeys in the park were stunned, muttering to themselves, "Is this some kind of alien fleet? They're so scared that my banana fell off the tree!"

There were fire tornadoes in their eyes, and they were so eager to "roast" the old men into Peking ducks, and sprinkle some cumin and chili powder on them. The smell was so good that it made me drool just thinking about it.

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Then, the sounds of accusations and discussions intertwined together, chirping like a group of chicks fighting for food.

Each of them was arguing back and forth, neither of them giving in, in a debate without a referee and without any curse words.

From time to time, the classic "What are you looking at?" and "What's wrong with me looking at you" would pop up.

Speaking of this, Comrade Wei Qi is now like a small poplar tree holding its ground, standing tall and unyielding next to Yun Ximo, with a posture so standard that he can be a military training model.

But an accident happened. When Yun Ximo saw there were so many people, he immediately returned to the sea with the school of fish and took the opportunity to dive into the crowd.

Then, if you think that what follows is a heartwarming and touching drama of mutual help, you are wrong!

Our Yun Ximo is a master at "using the opponent's force to counter attack, and using a little force to achieve a great effect". Taking advantage of the cover of the crowd, she played the real version of "Escape Room" - oh no, it was "Crowd Adventure: Pulling Hair Step by Step".

Look carefully, she aimed at the fat lady's hair and pulled it out with a "crunch, crunch" sound, just like pulling a carrot.

She murmured quietly, "How dare you touch my hair? I'll show you how powerful I am."

After watching this series of operations, Wei Qi's expression instantly changed from worry to astonishment.

"Is he dazzled? Is he hallucinating?"

Then, that handsome face suddenly made a 180-degree turn, as if he had suddenly realized something, and his Ren and Du meridians were suddenly opened: "Damn it! He was worried about her like an old mother before, afraid that she would be bullied.

And the result... is she here to 'do justice'?
(End of this chapter)