Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 75 We are all in the same animal world, so what’s the difference between high and low?
Look at our sister Yun Ximo again. After completing these "feats", she calmly brushed off the non-existent dust, just like she had just finished her manicure and was waiting for others to praise her for being "so beautiful".

She returned to Wei Qi with an expressionless face, as if the "hair-pulling battle" she had just had in the crowd was just a small episode in her daily life, as common as taking a walk after dinner or brushing her teeth before bed.

He seriously doubted that the word "nervous" did not exist in Yun Ximo's dictionary at all.

"Mount Tai collapses in front of him without changing his expression, and a deer appears on his left without blinking."

When the police station received the emergency call, the officers were so shocked that they almost jumped out of their chairs: Emergency assembly! The scene has fallen into a spectacular scene of "chaos and everything coming together". Hurry!

The caller's exaggerated descriptions made the police officers' lips twitch. "How big a scene must this be to warrant the phrase 'the beginning of chaos, the birth of all things'?"

Although they may be confused, the police officers are known for their action.

Without a word, they instantly switched from the leisurely "cat mode" to "cheetah mode", driving like an arrow from a bow, so fast that even the scenery on the side of the road had no time to react before being left behind.

The sound of wheels rubbing against the ground was shouting: "Make way, make way, the police are coming!" Along the way, the traffic lights became decorations.

After arriving at the scene, the police officers almost thought they had traveled to the Colosseum in ancient Rome - the crowd was packed like a can of sardines, there were shouting and cursing, and a national karaoke competition was underway, the a cappella kind.

There were also the occasional "woofs" from dogs and the sharp "meows" of cats cheering, a live cheerleading team!

The atmosphere was so tense that even the air was afraid to move. It felt like if it froze any longer, it could be sliced ​​and sold as jelly.

The police officers looked at each other in bewilderment: "Did we... go to the wrong set?"

But their professional ethics tell them that they must stay calm!

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The police officers took a lot of effort to squeeze in through the three layers of people standing around.

The emotions in the crowd were like lit firecrackers, crackling and popping non-stop.

The police officers are like a group of well-trained emotional firefighters. While using "fire extinguishers" to put out the sparks of anger, they also have to develop a pair of sharp eyes to unravel the mess and try to figure out who is the protagonist, who is the villain, and who is the "plot spoiler" who accidentally threw the wrong script.

After a difficult "battle of words" (actually a combination of coaxing, deception and threats), the police officers finally managed to return the situation from "World War" to the "Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence."

All the people involved, including the innocent puppy who was caught in the crossfire, were asked to get into the police car one by one. The scene was very harmonious for a while (in fact, the police officers used all their strength).

Along the way, the police officers had to calm everyone down, fearing that something might go wrong again.

Back at the police station, the police officers really experienced the "ultrasonic baptism" today!

Their ears were directly locked by the fat aunt's tweeter-like voice, and a "deep cleansing" began as soon as it was spoken.

The cleaning force is stronger than that of a high-pressure water gun. The police officers must have secretly bought insurance for their ears.

Then, the fat lady completely exploded, firing at Yun Ximo like a cannon, one sentence after another: "You vicious woman, I will sue you to the ends of the earth! I will let my legal team whip you with the little whip of the law until your skin is torn and your flesh is exposed, so that you can know the majesty of the law!"

This momentum is as if they want to drag Yun Ximo back from the other side of the earth for trial!

Police officers:…” (Auntie, your legal team sounds scary, but can we be realistic? Look at the legal team fees. How many pots of spicy crab, steamed crab, and crab roe soup dumplings would it take to come up with the legal fees?)

When Yun Ximo heard this, she almost thought she had traveled back to the set of "The Legend of Zhen Huan" and became the vicious female supporting role who was besieged by everyone.

The police officer turned to Yun Ximo and said, "Please tell me the situation first."

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At this moment, Yun Ximo's eyes showed an expression of "I'm just here for fun" and she nonchalantly said, "Uncle police officer, I'm just passing through here for fun. I'm a VIP among passersby, an A-level soy sauce player. I really have nothing to do with this!"

Speaking of the fight, Yun Ximo turned to look at the aunt and said innocently, "Aunt, you're really good at this magic trick of confusing right and wrong! You rushed up at me like lightning, and have you forgotten the force of pulling my hair? If I really didn't fight back, wouldn't I have become a living demonstration of how to properly take a beating? I have to protect my own little safety, otherwise, I would be a negative example of "innocent suffering" in vain? People who come after me will have to imitate me and stand there stupidly to get beaten."

After saying that, Yun Ximo spread her hands with an expression that said, "I'm helpless too."

Speaking of that innocent puppy, Yun Ximo couldn't help but tease, "If this little fellow really had that much intelligence, he'd have been fully equipped, with a backpack slung across his shoulder, a kettle jingling, and would have been walking off to school on his own, 'dengdengdeng'. Who knows, he might even get a doctorate while wagging his tail, and then open a 'Dog Psychology Clinic' to treat people like you with that 'the whole world owes me an explanation' kind of persecution complex? By then, the registration fee would have to be paid with dog food!"

How can I be here with you and listen to your 'nonsense'? 'Puppy is also a well-known little fellow, how can I let you be my 'punching bag'? It's just that the dog family is generous and won't argue with you!'
As for the uncle who was "bullied by a dog" mentioned by the aunt, Yun Ximo was so angry that she almost had a stitch in her side. "Auntie, let's be honest. It was your uncle, oh no, your brother, who secretly took the puppy out. The little puppy must have been so upset. I guess he just opened his mouth to scream for help, 'I've been kidnapped by an unknown creature!' And you, old lady, are acting like you're old, I'm right, I'm the victim."

If the puppy could talk, and you could understand dog language, it would definitely say with tears in its eyes: "Hey, Earthlings, look carefully, I'm the one who desperately needs a warm embrace and some spiritual chicken soup!"

"Sue them, let's sue them together. I'm also going to sue your brother for abusing his puppies. Maybe we can turn this into a serial case of 'neighborhood feuds, pets victimized' and make the headlines tomorrow!" Yun Ximo said leisurely, as if she were just casually discussing what to have for dinner. "You...you...how can you be so unreasonable!" The chubby woman nearly choked on this, her hands shaking like a sieve, and the fat on Yun Ximo's face trembled with it, like a vibrating phone.

As for Yun Ximo, who was as steady as an old dog, not only was she not scared, but her eyes showed an attitude of "Come on, I'm afraid of you".

Little guy, with your fighting ability, you still want to fight me?

Her smile crackled again, "Auntie, we're talking about facts and reason. Don't be so argumentative. I have no other hobbies than fighting injustice to the bitter end. Your uncle, oh no, your brother really did something to the puppy. We'll see you in court and see who cries first!"

These words choked the fat lady so much that she couldn't recover for a long time. She could only continue to gasp for breath "you...you..."

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Soon, a car slowly drove up to the police station. After the car stopped, Wei Qi got out and walked into the police station.

Yun Ximo was busy weaving a web for everyone with her "logical maze". She was speaking with hidden meanings and was about to entangle everyone present in her "maze-like" logic.

"..."

Wei Qi walked straight towards Yun Ximo who was talking incessantly. He was just like Song Jiang, the timely rain, oh no, the timely knight Wei Qi.

Yun Ximo's voice suddenly stopped: "..." Hey, buddy, are you on time? My highlight line, you just "intercepted" it!
She stared at Wei Qi, her eyes full of "Why are you causing trouble? Our relationship is just more than just an acquaintance..."

However, Hero Wei Qi seemed completely oblivious to her stare, or he seemed to be deliberately pretending not to see it.

Next, the president of the Animal Protection Association turned on the narration machine at eight times the speed and recounted the incident as if he was playing Snake, swallowing the whole thing in one breath. He also did not forget to specifically point out the old man's "smashing and grabbing" behavior.

This old man, while the other staff were busy as a top, he just did an upgraded version of "take advantage of your illness to kill you" - "steal your dog while you are busy".

As soon as the cage was opened, he stole the puppy and then staged a self-torture trick of "I was bitten by the puppy".

At this time, the fat lady was anxious: "What nonsense are you talking about! I'm suing you for defaming my brother! My brother is a well-known honest man, how could he do such a thing? This is blatant slander. I demand that you apologize immediately and clear my brother's name!"

When the old man heard this, his anger suddenly shot up to the top of his head, and his voice instantly rose: "Your little beast can be compared with me? It's a huge joke! You said it's only over a month old? Humph! Look at its body that is as round as a ball. It's obviously a little fat boy PLUS. I think that little beast is too little when he says he's only one year old!"

Upon hearing this, the president of the Animal Protection Association fired back sharply: "Look at you, you look pretty much the same, a bastard! Since we're all in the animal world, why are you being so racist?"

The president also took the opportunity to give a small science lesson, saying earnestly, "Besides, this puppy is really just over a month old, a genuine Labrador mix! It's naturally big-boned and eats a lot, so it's naturally much stronger than puppies of the same age. If you haven't seen the world, don't talk nonsense here, lest people laugh at your ignorance!"

When the old man heard that, his face turned as pale as if he had eaten a half-ripe red and white dragon fruit.

"Young man, why are you talking so unpleasant? My old bones, having lived on the great stage of the human world, are covered with calluses thicker than the ones on your feet! What do you mean by naive? You are challenging the status of an old veteran like me! My heart can't handle your 'fresh' stimulation!"

As the old man spoke, he even covered his chest with his hands, as if he was really going to have a heart attack.

The president looked at the old man with an attitude of "I am the boss, I have the final say" and smiled calmly: "Uncle, you need to communicate in a civilized manner and be reasonable! Our Animal Protection Association is the guardian of small lives."

As a result, the old man immediately exploded upon hearing this, saying, "Bullshit, what the hell are you protecting?" "Didn't they all end up as delicacies on the table? You young people, messing around all day, treating dogs like ancestors, I think you're out of your minds. I think you've been fooled by books, and your morals have slipped so much you've almost lost your way!"

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The policeman next to him was stunned by this conversation, looking confused: "..." Uncle, you are definitely the representative of 'never stop until you say something shocking'!
At this point, the police uncle's thoughts flew to the new "big four-legged baby" in the station - the rising star in our police station!
This guy is not only our brother on the battlefield, but also the priceless jade cabbage in our hearts!
Their bravery and loyalty make them want to feed this silent little guy with a full banquet every day (of course, the premise is that the food must suit the appetite of our furry comrade, otherwise he will "bark" and refuse it).

But then again, after the policeman's thoughts wandered around for a while, they fell heavily back to the ground of reality. He couldn't help but feel upset for his fellow dogs.

In some dark corner of the world, they are facing the tragic fate of being turned into "dinner on the plate". These innocent little lives have become the "unlucky ones" on the table because of human greed and ignorance.

The policeman felt really bad. The road to animal protection is like climbing mountains, wading through water, and crossing a single-plank bridge. Every step he took was filled with fear.

On this road, we not only have to compete with those "foodie uncles" who treat animal lives as bean buns, but also have to deal with demons such as social prejudice and loopholes in the legal system.

Even our beloved police dog comrades may be targeted by some unscrupulous guys and become their "delicious food". Oh, the police uncles are really worried to death!

At this moment, the president coughed lightly. A serious expression emerged on his face, as if to say, "I'm serious, try smiling!" He slowly spoke, "Actually, a large portion of the so-called 'dog meat' is the product of illegal hunting and underground trade."

"However, we at the Animal Protection Association don't buy into that. We specifically say 'no' to those illegal activities! Our goal is to ensure that every dog ​​and cat can live a happy life with a nine-to-five workday and weekends off. Of course, they might prefer to run freely in the sun rather than become someone's meal."

(End of this chapter)