Am I destined to be cannon fodder? Unlock the system and lead the motherland

Chapter 76: Grandpa makes shocking statement about eating police dog?
Hearing this, the policeman raised his eyebrows and took over the conversation with a smile: "Look at these young people, their brains are more complicated than the old alleys! Don't you agree? Whose little one isn't the family's treasure, the darling, the little sweetie? Who would want to wake up one day and find their little ancestor a 'dish' on the table? That would really turn 'surprise' into 'shock'!"

"But then again, protecting these little dogs and cats is a matter of paramount importance, and it couldn't be more serious! We have to keep up with the times and not let these little cuties become the 'endangered species' of the new era. Otherwise, we'll be the eternal sinners! They are the little sunshine in our lives. Without them, life would be a little bleak!"

After saying this, did you see the guy next to him? He's holding a thermos cup, his face brimming with righteousness and a touch of cuteness. However, right now, he's not thinking about some earth-shattering case, but about that "honorably laid-off" former colleague he's been thinking about the most, the retired police dog, Big Baby.

This guy is now the police uncle's personal "little cotton-padded jacket". He was "adopted" by the police uncle and taken home. He has transformed into the little bully and super warm man in the family.

The police officer would often wonder, "Is my four-legged money-eating beast at home making some big news right now? Did he secretly eat my socks while I was away, or play his 'house renovation plan' in the air? But seriously, his little eyes are so sneaky, and he looks at everyone as if he has a bone hidden. I guess he's lying at the door right now, eagerly waiting for me!"

The police uncle’s idea is to have built-in WiFi for delay-free transmission.

As for the police dog, Big Baby, he's like a superhero equipped with a top-notch receiver. He can sense his owner's thoughts from across the street, wagging his tail joyfully: "Master, master, I received your brain waves!"

[Woof woof~ When will you open the door and let me out to pick you up? I miss you so much, I'm losing my way in life. Besides waiting for you to get off work, my dog ​​head can't hold any other thoughts! Woof woof~]

As a result, when the old man's ears caught the words "animal rights" and "respect life", his reaction was as fast as firecrackers, ready to burst out at any time, making the surrounding air hot.

He yelled at the top of his lungs, "What? What the hell are you talking about? Aren't animals born to work like slaves for us humans, and eventually end up on our tables as delicacies? Even retired police dogs have to do the same, serving humans until the very end. That's what we call value for money and making the best use of everything! You still want to provide retirement care for police dogs? Humph, that's a huge joke, even more ridiculous than wasting food! It's a sheer waste of good things. I really want to try police dog meat. How much more delicious is it than the meat we usually eat? Doesn't it have to have a heroic flavor?"

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The moment the old man finished speaking, the air around him instantly turned solid. Even the wind was frightened and took shelter urgently, fearing that it would be swept away by this "shocking" breath.

The policeman and the president of the Animal Protection Association looked at each other in bewilderment... They were both so stunned that they were like QR codes, and every time they scanned them, it showed "unrecognizable".

They kept muttering to themselves, compiling a series of questions like "Why?" "Master's idea is as hard as diamond, and the degree of twisting has even broken records in the twisting industry. This isn't simply a disregard for animal protection; it's a massive stumbling block on the train of human civilization, and it acts like a speed bump!"

The policeman next to him had an even more amazing reaction. He almost performed a "human spring jump" from the hard chair and used the ceiling as a trampoline.

"Hey, uncle, you're here to have some fun at the police station, right? Police dogs? They're our loyal comrades, so loyal, how come you've turned them into just a 'dog feast' on the menu?"

The policeman felt very sad. If it weren't for the national emblem shining on his head and the heavy weight of justice on his shoulders, he was really afraid that he would not be able to hold back and would have a cross-age "Sunset VS Youth" boxing match with the old man.

By then, the headlines will have to be: "Uncle challenges the bottom line of the police force, police uncle: You are forcing me to 'cross the line'!"

The president of the Animal Protection Association held his forehead helplessly: The difficulty of animal protection has skyrocketed. Not only do we have to fight wits and courage with the "dark forces" that illegally hunt, sell and eat wild animals, but we also have to perform "craniotomies" on these "antique"-level ideas. We have to find a way to gently pry up these old ideas that are more stubborn than tree roots, and then re-water them with the fertilizer of civilization.

This is not just an ordinary legal dispute, but the ultimate showdown between the two major camps of morality and civilization. It is simply a spiritual battle on Mount Huashan.

Yun Ximo thought of Luo Luo.

"Lolo, Lolo, are you in your little 2D nest again, staring at those little pixelated ants?"

Lolo perked up and immediately came out of its digital nest, responding with a startled and confused look.

"Come on, come on, my lady! You've brought me right back to reality from my code dreamland. You almost caused a code corruption and a system reboot! Tell me, have you run into another problem that would make even Einstein scratch his head, requiring the help of my all-around system superman who knows everything about astronomy and geography, and can even fix computers and change lightbulbs?"

Yun Ximo said with a smile, "There was an old man in the park. He first secretly took away a puppy, then turned around and pretended to be hit by the puppy and started a scam. Unfortunately, the park's surveillance is too poor. It's so far away that it's like looking at stars. I can't see anything clearly. So, my little cutie Lolo, it's time to use your high-definition restoration skills. Give me the whole HD video!"

"Alright, I'm going to show you a high-tech version of 'There's Only One Truth.' Wait and see, I promise you'll be able to count the wrinkles on my face!"

After saying that, the Lolo system plunged into the ocean of data and began its "high-tech magic show".

After a while, the Lolo system said triumphantly, "Done! I sent the video to your phone."

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Yun Ximo took out her cell phone from her pocket and showed the surveillance footage to the police.

The police officer, a seasoned pooper scooper, watched the video and his face instantly turned darker than the bottom of a pot. He almost erupted like a "volcano detective" in his heart, relying on his professionalism, which was higher than a mountain. He suppressed his urge to beat up the old man more tightly than the reference answers hidden under the college entrance examination paper!
He glanced back and forth between the old man and the plump, air-filled woman, then spoke seriously, "Honestly, in this matter, the responsibility clearly lies with you two. If they get serious, we have the files ready to welcome new members. Filing a case and handling it will be a piece of cake, easy and pleasant."

Yun Ximo winked at the police and gave them a "I'm not kidding" smile.

"As for this matter, I have a tradition of 'never giving in to unreasonable demands.' So, reconciliation? We didn't bring that thing with us today; we forgot it under our pillow. Let's just get a lawyer and take legal action! Sue her for disturbing public order and defamation. My reputation is my second face. With her tarnishing my reputation like this, I have to wear sunglasses and a mask every time I go out. How inconvenient!"

After saying that, Yun Ximo even gave the old man and his wife a look that said, "You're in big trouble!" Her aura was as if she was saying, "I may not be the best at arguing, but when it comes to using legal weapons to protect myself, I'm serious!

The president of the Animal Protection Association also followed suit, saying, "Reconciliation? There's no such thing! We must strictly follow the legal process. The little scars on the puppy's heart and the physical pain, how can we just dust it off and say 'forget it' and be done with it?
"You have to understand that these furry little creatures are also members of our society. They deserve to have a respectable life, live with dignity, and enjoy fair and just treatment. We can't ignore their emotions just because they can't say, 'Your Honor, I demand justice.'"

When the fat lady saw this scene, she was usually the "Queen Bee" in square dancing. After singing the song "The Most Dazzling National Style", her aura was fully released and no one could resist her.

She instantly transformed from "Wu Zetian in the square" to "the fat little goose shivering in the autumn wind".

Her tongue was tangled like a little duckling that had just learned to talk. "Uh... well, how about this? I'm a magnanimous person. I'll just treat her hitting me like a mosquito kiss and not bother with her. As for you guys, don't be too expensive. Just give me a few hundred yuan and we'll... just pretend it never happened. How about that?"

Yun Ximo: "..." Perfect fodder for 'A Bizarre Incident Every Day'! What the hell? Is this the legendary 'New Level of Touching Porcelain - Reverse Claims'?
"Okay, let's sort it out."

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Faced with the opponent's "divine logic", Yun Ximo acted decisively.

"You were the one who started it. You pulled my hair like a carrot puller. I'm not one to take a beating for nothing. This is called self-defense, the technical name is 'self-defense counterattack', understand? Even if you're acting in self-defense, you have to bring your own wallet and be ready to pay for the medical expenses of your 'paranoia'? Since you like to talk about money so much, we have to settle the bill. My scalp is still burning. You have to compensate me for mental damages, hair maintenance costs, and the possible future hair transplant costs. I'll see you in court."

At this time, turning around, the president of the Animal Protection Association looked slowly at the confused old man.

The president cleared his throat, his eyes gleaming with a desire to settle accounts. He said to the old man, "Let's settle accounts too! I also want to add an entry to your account book—calculate how much compensation you have to pay for our puppy's mental damages, and the treatment costs for its 'wool, wool, wool' sound! You see, the puppy has to avoid you now. It's traumatized. It needs to be compensated according to the standards of 'canine psychology'!"

After the veterinarian in a white coat finished a full-body scan of the puppy with a serious face, he finally took off his glasses slowly, squinted his eyes and began to calculate a bill.

The lawyer took the bill and looked at the fat lady and the old man with a look that said, "World peace depends on you."

The atmosphere was so tense that it seemed as if the air was being charged.

The lawyer coughed twice and used his eloquence, which could convince ghosts to give up their pursuit, to turn the string of numbers into a language that the fat lady and the old man could understand - that is, RMB.

The fat lady and the old man seemed to have received the "village bully" script just now, but when they heard the bill, they turned from "domineering" to "deflated balloons".

At the same time, the arrogance was blown away by a cold wind called "empty wallet".

Seeing that the situation was not good, the fat lady started to play the "old age is not a crime" theory, and winked at the old man while saying: "We don't understand, we are old people, you know, we are confused, don't argue with him."

The old man explained with his hands and feet dancing excitedly: "My old bones are about to fall apart, how could I know all this? I don't understand anything. I'm just playing with a puppy, right? Old people are bound to be a little confused. You have to understand the ignorance of the elderly, be tolerant, and have love!"

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Yun Ximo was shocked: "..." Just because an old man is ignorant, he can just cheat? I've seen people making excuses, but I've never seen someone so determined!
Upon hearing this, the president suppressed the smile that suggested, "Are you sure you're not kidding?" and said slowly, "Your uncle... oh no, your brother, he's an elderly man. I know this very well. Respecting the elderly and loving the young is a traditional virtue of our Chinese land. It's stronger than the Great Wall and more well-known than dumplings!"

"But then again, what's in this account book is completely unrelated to penguins in Antarctica and bears in the Arctic! If you use the excuse of 'old age makes you confused' to pay off your debts, even if I have a huge pension, it won't be enough to fool you old and silly 'seniors'. How much of a loss will I suffer then? My place isn't a retirement home for the rest of your life. It's a place where reason prevails!"

"Besides, my little puppy is looking at me with tears in his eyes. He's suffered so much injustice. And my silver, which is flowing away like water, is crying to me! This matter is simple and clear. Every penny must be returned to me intact."

Until the final curtain slowly fell, the fat lady and the old man were forced by fate to take out three thousand dollars from their pockets like two unwilling squirrels. Their eyes were full of reluctance. Three thousand pine cones were gone!
The president of the Animal Protection Association smiled brighter than a flower as he collected the money: "See, isn't this quite simple? You two were like spraying a watering can before, making my mouth dry and my ears almost calloused. You two aren't tired, but my throat is protesting!"

(End of this chapter)