A brave man may not live, but he cannot die
Chapter 47 Grindelwald's Strange Tales
Chapter 47 Grindelwald's Strange Tales
"Teacher, where are you going next?"
On the steps in front of the Clock Tower Bank, the absent-minded Quinn came to his senses and found Yuser waiting for him at the bottom of the stairs.
"Uh, should I buy two sets of clothes?" Quinn thought. In addition to the arcanist robe for work, he also had to buy some props for divination.
No matter whether you can do it or not, at least you have to pretend.
"Hey, we're on the same route!" Uther held up a new student guide with Grindelwald's seal on it. "I'm going to buy a school uniform. Want to come with me?"
"Sure... Can you let me see this?"
"Give~"
Quinn took it and began to browse it with interest.
The title was Grindelwald's New Student's Guide. As he read, his eyes gradually filled with shock.
Damn, what the hell is this?
1. To ensure a safe and orderly college life for all new students, please read the Grindelwald School Rules and Regulations immediately upon admission.
2. Our school's security measures are absolutely impeccable, and there's no possibility of the campus collapsing. If you witness anything like stars falling towards you, a violent explosion destroying the campus, a parasitic monster invasion, or teachers or classmates transmuting, please prioritize potential poisoning or curses. If sanity has been ruled out and the individual is deceased (based on whether the Undeath Totem has been activated), please seek assistance from the nearest teacher and report the situation immediately.
3. Please pick up your school uniform at the store at 71 Saoba Lane before starting school. We offer four sets of uniforms: spring, summer, autumn, and winter. These include pajamas, sportswear, and combat uniforms. Please wear your uniform at all times while at the academy. If you are not wearing your uniform and are near a stone sculpture resembling a gargoyle guard, please leave within one minute and seek assistance from a teacher.
4. If you possess a familiar, please contact the Grindelwald School Office for a security check before enrolling. Owls, small cats, and small toads are exempt from security checks. Bringing monsters, ghosts, evil spirits, creatures of the Abyss, mythical creatures, and magical beasts from the forbidden list to campus is strictly prohibited. Violators will have their possessions confiscated and sent to the cafeteria.
5. Please choose a wand that suits your arcane circuit. Don't compare yourself to others or buy just because someone else is following the crowd. Each person is only allowed to carry one regular wand and one spare wand. If you haven't purchased a wand yet, please go to Shop 1, Saoba Lane, show your student ID, and follow the shop owner's instructions.
6. Please do not feed any plants, animals, buildings, or books on campus.
7. There are usually no ghosts in the academy, but if you see one, please remember the three principles: don't listen, don't look, and don't pay attention. Just ignore them and walk away. They are usually kind.
8. Do not enter the Forbidden Forest alone without a teacher. If you accidentally enter the Forbidden Forest alone, please commit suicide and use the Undead Totem to return to the academy.
9. Please do not chat with the paintings or follow their instructions; they have no artistic value. However, if you encounter an unresolvable danger and cannot escape according to the above 8 points, immediately, by all means, make your way to the nearest painting.
[10. If you have taken extraordinary potions, please submit detailed information such as your destiny and sequence, and ask the school doctor to issue a mental evaluation report.]
11. Grindelwald recognizes students' freedom of belief, including but not limited to true religions, ancient religions, foreign religions, and both broad and narrow cults. However, beliefs in demons and the Abyss are prohibited, as are any forms of proselytizing. If you discover any student practicing or spreading beliefs that violate the law, please report them immediately.
All necessary expenses for new students at Broom Lane will be covered by the college. Each student will have a 100-pound Broom Lane shopping fund at their disposal each semester, which will be adjusted based on their credits. Happy shopping and arrive on time.
"Teacher, teacher?" Yusser looked at Quinn curiously, "Why are you shaking?"
"It's a bit cold."
Is it too late to run away now?
Quinn took a deep breath and said, "Damn Ankuya, you are so tight-lipped. Is this a place where people can enter the academy?"
"cold?"
The girl looked at Quinn's windbreaker and vest, which looked thick. She herself was only wearing a long-sleeved shirt, so how could she be cold?
I feel a little weak.
Her eyes moved slightly, and she remembered the book "How to Treat Premature Ejaculation and Infertility" that Quinn had been holding tightly that day.
"Teacher, it's okay, don't be discouraged! Grindelwald is so powerful, there must be a way!"
Uther cheered him on.
"Hmm?" Quinn was puzzled. "Solution? What solution?"
Why are you looking so compassionate? Did my work at Grindelwald trigger your sympathy?
"Anyway, come with me to buy school uniforms first!"
After saying this, Uther ran off to Broom Lane. What an energetic girl.
Although Broom Lane is bustling, it is not very big. Including the Clock Tower Bank and various institutions, there are only about a hundred shops.
Because there was only one street, the house number was very easy to find, and soon the two of them found shop No. 71 where they bought school uniforms as mentioned in the freshman guide.
Bray's Tailor Shop.
There is a strange name written on the doorplate, but the storefront looks like an ordinary tailor shop. It is so magical when you walk in.
Measuring tapes, scissors, irons, needles and thread, and other tools floated in the air, each working independently. Rolls of cloth flew up and down, being cut to the right size, then assembled, folded, and sewn.
In the middle of the store sat a plump woman, tying a tie for a little girl who looked about seven or eight years old. When Quinn and Uther came in, she said without turning her head, "I'm not accepting clothing commissions at this time. Come back next month."
"Hello, I'm here to order my school uniform according to the new student guide."
Uther's clever eyes looked around the store, and he seemed very curious about the flying tailoring tools.
"So you're a student, why did you only come today?"
The fat lady turned around and was stunned when she saw the girl. Then she laughed heartily and said, "It seems that the boys of this class are in for a treat. Wait a minute, I'll come over after I finish making clothes for your classmate."
Quinn looked at the childish little girl in surprise and asked, "Is this also a freshman?!"
"The youngest this year is only seven, which isn't so bad. Last year, there was a two-year-old whose uniform had to be made into a special edition, and then it had to be made bigger once a year, otherwise it wouldn't fit. It was really annoying." The fat lady gave Quinn a puzzled look and said, "At your age, you're not a freshman, are you?"
"I'm the new assistant professor in the Divination Department. I've just started, and I'd like to buy two Arcanist robes."
"Oh, then you wait too. You're quick, so I'll help you along the way. Go, measure them both."
As soon as the fat lady finished speaking, the rope measuring tape floating in the air rolled towards Quinn, tied him up, and then lifted him up.
"Ah hey hey——" Quinn couldn't help but feel a little horrified. Isn't it a bit inappropriate to play SM in front of a girl?
"Don't move, they are my familiars, used to measure size." The fat aunt said while working.
The ruler moved around Quinn for a while before letting him go. Then, the ruler spoke in a husky voice: "Height 183 cm, weight 67 kg, waist circumference 77 cm, shoulder width 51 cm."
The brush floating in the air beside him began to remember.
Quinn was shocked. So smart?
After recording Quinn, the tape measure was rolled up on Yuser again. The girl was pulled up with a "woohoo" sound. Quinn was still watching the show, but when he saw the clear flesh marks on a certain part of his body, he consciously withdrew his gaze.
Don't look at what's indecent Don't look at what's indecent
It's surprisingly interesting.
The ruler began to report the measurements as usual: "Height 168 cm, weight 48 kg"
Yuser said dejectedly: "I am obviously losing weight."
尺子的语速唐突变快了:“胸围95腰围63臀围93——但胸很可能垫了我认为原始尺寸应该在71~75之间为了确保尺码正确建议人工复尺再量一次——”
The girl's face suddenly turned red.
Quinn walked out, suppressing his laughter.
"I forgot to turn off the gas stove at home. Take your time to measure it. I'm going to go out for a while. Call me at the door when you're done."
This year, we must celebrate the New Year. I wish you all a happy New Year~
(End of this chapter)
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