Who let this Dementor into Hogwarts!

Chapter 490 Who taught these unicorns to sing Drunken Sailor?
“How do you know everything—don’t talk nonsense, I’m going to do something important,” Edward said in a low voice.

Cohen mumbled something.

“I’m letting go, but you’re not allowed to talk nonsense—your mother might be outside the door,” Edward said cautiously, then slowly released his hand from Cohen’s mouth.

However, Cohen knew exactly where Rose was; she was downstairs watching TV.

“You went to a nightclub without me,” Cohen said.

"..."

After Cohen finally said those words, Edward covered his face and sighed.

"Where did you find out about this?" Edward asked. "You didn't tell your mother, did you...?"

“No, otherwise you wouldn’t have been able to walk from the door to the bathroom alive,” Cohen said. “But I’m not the only one who knows this; the examiner who proctored my divination exam also saw it.”

"???" Edward's eyes widened.

"Don't worry, he doesn't have time to think about you. Later he found out about his wife's affair, and I bet in his anger he won't even remember seeing you with a naked man in the crystal ball—"

“I have nothing to do with any naked people. I was just outside today…” Edward said in a low voice, “Never mind that—so what you saw about me was from the crystal ball?”

“Yes,” Cohen nodded. “Regarding your question about whether you’ll go clubbing, I certainly believe you, but you can’t just focus on—”

“You’re only fifteen…” Edward pursed his lips. “Besides, I was there to arrange the arrest operation—we’ve arrested quite a few Silver Key members these past few months, and there are only thirteen left on the list you sent me. This time, von Braun helped me hook up with two other Silver Key members, luring them here for a flirtatious encounter…”

“Oh, oh, oh!” Cohen’s eyes lit up. “Then I need to—”

“There’s no need. You’re not allowed to go,” Edward said firmly. “If your mother finds out, we’re all doomed.”

“I won’t let her know. I’m really curious why that place makes you and Arnold miss it so much,” Cohen assured him. “I’ll just go in and take a look—without taking my clothes off—Dementors reproduce asexually, they don’t have any attraction to women…”

"No amount of talking will help."

Edward pressed Cohen's head down.

“It must be Arnold who corrupted you. I need to think of a reason to make him work a few more days.”
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"You'll definitely sneak in, right?"

In Cohen's bedroom, the Earl spoke to Cohen, who was still reading in the middle of the night.

"I've never seen you open a book during your holidays before."

"Don't you want to go in and take a look?" Cohen said. "Wizards' nightclubs are definitely very different from Muggle ones. For example, they can do some very difficult things like hanging upside down..."

“I’ve been there,” the count said, tilting his head.

"Hmm?" Cohen looked up.

"Curious, are you? But I won't tell you what it's like inside," the count said wickedly. "It's incredibly exciting inside—yes, incredibly exciting—but you'll need some special methods to get in. Of course, if you go in invisible, you can only peek and won't be able to experience it firsthand. I suggest you use an aging serum..."

“Instead, I can just sneak in and wander around.” Cohen raised his eyebrows. “I’m not like you, with your head full of mating yellow owls—I’m just curious, not really interested in those witches.”

[Cohen!]

Suddenly, Sissoko shoved Cohen's suitcase aside and hissed at Cohen,

You need to go and do something about those unicorns—they've gone mad!

"Weren't they always pretty crazy?" Cohen said. "They'll all quiet down in a bit once they get drunk."

"This is hard to explain to you... They were... " Sissoko thought for a long time, but couldn't figure out how to describe the scene. " "Suicide?

“Suicide?!” Cohen was stunned.

"Who's going to commit suicide?" the count asked, tilting his head. "The unicorn. No, I have to go in and see." Cohen immediately jumped up and followed Sissoko into the box.

Are you tired of staying here? Planning to reincarnate into another world?
Upon hearing that "the unicorn is going to commit suicide," the count followed inside to see what had happened.

However, the scenario that Cohen envisioned—the unicorns collectively hanging themselves—did not occur.

The situation is now even more bizarre.

Once you come down, Cohen can see the man-made lake next to the forest, and a large wooden raft floating on it.

The drunken unicorns huddled together on the raft, singing "The Drunken Sailor" in unison.

【What will we do with a drunken sailor! 】

【What will we do with a drunken sailor! 】

[Early in the morning!]

Then, as they sang "Way hay and up she rises," a unicorn bravely jumped into the lake with each line.

……

【Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober! 】

thump!
【Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober! 】

thump!
Every time a unicorn jumps into the water, the old water snake in the lake has to busy itself scooping it up to the shore.

“If it weren’t for those damn drinks, they could have formed a choir by now,” Cohen said expressionlessly.

"Were they frightened by Sofia?" Sissoko asked anxiously.

"No, they just want to be sailors," Cohen said. "Did someone tell them sailor stories?"

"Oh..." Sissoko breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing that the unicorns hadn't jumped into the lake because of the little basilisk. "The Sailor's Tale... I don't know, I've never heard of it—but that old water serpent often read things from a book to the unicorns when he was learning English. That book was left behind by the goat."

As Cohen approached the lake, a unicorn spotted him and shouted, "The captain is here!" Immediately afterward, all the remaining unicorns on the ship jumped into the lake.

"..."

"..."

"..."

After all the wet unicorns lined up in front of Cohen, both Cohen and the drunken unicorn group led by Aly fell silent.

None of them remember what they did before they got drunk.

“You guys…sigh…” Cohen sighed heavily.

"Someone's trying to murder us!" cried a young unicorn.

"Definitely not, Francis. We haven't bothered those dragons' backsides this month," said the other unicorn. "They wouldn't push us into the water."

"Aren't you guys really afraid of getting blown up by a fire dragon and exploding?" Cohen sighed, rubbing his forehead. "I've forgotten about telling you to quit drinking, I know you can't do it, but at least lock yourselves up after you've been drinking. Don't come back one day and find you've all jumped into the lake and committed suicide..."

At this moment, the exhausted old water snake finally straightened up and hurriedly came to Cohen's side.

"My dear grandson, when are the goats coming back?" it asked impatiently. "They've been gone for months..."

(End of this chapter)