Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 133 Sword Master: I just want to save face
As a father, even if the child is not doing well, I can't just watch him lose face.

Jian Zun could only speak up himself to help Jian Xiang out of the predicament.

"Jian Xiang has been quite busy recently and may not have had time to prepare this gift for me. I can make up for it later."

"Oh?"

The two cousins ​​raised their eyebrows, but did not ask any further questions. After all, their goal had been achieved.

I just want to disgust Jian Xiang.

How can geniuses like them accept that such a piece of trash can become the next heir to the family head?
The expressions of the other people in the hall were also very strange.

Jian Xiang himself just said that he drinks fifty buckets of milk tea every day these days. You say he is busy now.
Could it be that he is busy queuing up to buy milk tea at Tianyao Domain?
"Gift?"

Jian Xiang scratched his head.

In fact, this time, he was really prepared, after all, it was his father's 6,000th birthday.

All the treasures that could be prepared were given to Boss Jiang yesterday.
Seeing Jian Xiang's guilty expression, Jian Zun's last bit of hope was shattered.

This rebellious son
"Forget it, forget it. I was planning to keep it all for myself, but since it's your birthday today, I'll just give it to you."

As he said this, Jian Xiang took out a luxuriously shaped box from his storage ring with a painful look on his face.

It was different from the jade boxes and wooden boxes given by people who had come to celebrate birthdays before.

This kind of box is made of material that no one has ever seen before.

But it doesn't prevent everyone from appreciating it.

Although ordinary, the shape is aesthetically pleasing and can be summarized in seven words:
Low-key, luxurious and profound.

"Hey, hey, hiss?"

Looking at the box, some people couldn't help but wonder.

"Is it possible?"

"Look like?"

“It really looks like it!”

"It seems like Black Swan often uses similar packaging?"

"It's such a small box, the black swan can't fit in it, could it be..."

Could it be that he wanted to give Master Jian Zun a Chanel storage bag?!
fun!
Some people couldn't help but turn their heads away.

I was afraid that when I opened the box later, it would contain a pink rabbit-ear storage bag launched by Chanel in collaboration with Bunny Tea Princess.

If that were the case, they would definitely burst out laughing.

"This is."

As the box was opened.

The items inside made Jian Zun exclaim in surprise.

What comes into view is a smooth object that looks like metal but also like glass.

A breathtaking long sword is carved on it.

It is the logo of Taixu Jianyin!
The strength of this sculptor must be extremely terrifying.

If one carefully senses the carving, Taixu Sword Master actually feels a slight tingling sensation between his eyebrows.

The rest is nothing special
Okay.

At least it’s a token of Jian Xiang’s thoughtfulness.

The Sword Master was already very satisfied that this unfilial son did not fool him with common items.

Just as he was about to praise it, the numbers below the sword suddenly caught his attention.

and many more?

【074】

Are you going to die?
I pinch the horse.
Taixu Sword Master's face was full of disbelief, and he immediately drew the dagger from his waist.

"Rebellious son! How dare you curse me to death! Normally I wouldn't bother with you, but what day is today? I'm going to skin you alive!"

Jian Xiang ran in the hall, begging for mercy in Tiantian Xuanpao's unique accent.

"Tonic medicine~Tonic medicine peeling skin~"

Hearing this disgusting accent, Taixu Jianzun became even more furious.

"Rebellious son! Instead of learning good things, you're learning these meaningless things? You think I won't beat you up because it's my birthday, right? Today, even if it means sacrificing my dignity, I'm going to teach you a lesson!"

"Dad! I really didn't curse you!"

Jianxiang was lifted into the air by his father, his fat legs kicking like a drowning otter.

"That's a limited edition number! 074 is a distinguished serial number! It's even rarer than those immortal swords in your treasure house!"

"What a load of fucking bullshit!"

"Sword Master, wait a minute!"

At this moment, a famous monk at the scene, whose strength was no less than that of Taixu Jianzun, and the owner of Wanjian Villa - Wei Qing, could not help but interrupt.

"Jian Zun, this seems to be the supreme customized mobile phone that Wansan Shop just released yesterday?"

"What chicken?" Taixu Jianzun asked back with a puzzled look.

"cell phone."

"I'm not interested. I heard it's something young people like to play with."

not interested?

Upon hearing this, more than half of the people could no longer sit still.

You are not interested, I am interested!
"That's perfect. I have a junior who's been looking for a phone like this lately. Since Sword Master doesn't need one, then naturally, I'm willing to pay for it in exchange!"

As he spoke, Wei Qing took out a scroll. Before it was unfolded, everyone could feel the sharp sword intent within it.

"I'm willing to exchange this dragon-slaying painting!"

"What?"

Taixu Sword Master was stunned: "Daoyou are too polite, it's just a mobile phone, there is no spiritual energy fluctuation, if you want it, just go directly." "Sword Master!"

Another Mahayana master stood up.

"Sword Master, I have a friend who has been asking for this custom model recently, so take a look."

"What a coincidence, fellow Daoist, I also have a friend."

"Hey, my younger generation said that he must have this supreme version, otherwise he will not practice cultivation, so I hope that you fellow Taoists can give it up."

"I won't pretend anymore, I just want it. Since the Sword Master is indifferent to fame and fortune and regards external things as nothing more than clouds, why don't we bid the highest price and get it!"

"Yes, the highest bidder wins!"

"agree!"

"Come on then? Who's afraid of who?"

"This 074 model also happens to have a sword engraved on the back. It just so happens that it doesn't look out of place in my Divine Sword Villa. What are you fighting with me for?"

"Who cares about you? The highest bidder wins!"

"Is this the ultimate custom-made physical machine? My top-of-the-line model is nothing compared to it!"

"Who says it's not? The texture looks completely different!"

what's the situation?
Taixu Sword Master let go of Jian Xiang in a daze.

Is this phone so popular?

Although he didn't play with it, he knew that this thing was very cheap, ten spirit stones each, and it was already flooding the Tianyao Territory.

"May I ask, fellow Taoists, is this cell phone some kind of extraordinary treasure?"

Everyone shook their heads.

Finally, Wei Qing spoke up to explain his doubts.

"Although it's not a rare treasure, there are only a mere 100 of these supreme custom models in the entire Spiritual Qi Continent. They will never be put on the shelves again, and they will never be returned to the factory! This is no longer something that can be purchased with Spiritual Stones."

"And as far as I know, three of them are in the hands of the Holy Lord."

"Some of the remaining ones are already taken, and at the very least, only a top sect has a chance to snatch them up."

"That day, the Xingjian Sect and the Wanjian Sect went to extreme lengths to compete for number 99. I heard that they were in a blood-curdling fight. In that PK, tsk, each sect invested hundreds of millions of spirit stones to get themselves on the popularity list."

I couldn't hear what Wei Qing said next about Taixu Sword Master.

He quickly returned to his seat and solemnly took the so-called supreme custom-made model in his hand.

nice one.
What a good thing!

Why do I feel that this thing is more noble than a fairy weapon the more I look at it?

Now comes the era of recovery.

There are definitely more than a hundred immortal artifacts in the Spiritual Continent, but there are only a hundred of these supreme models!
At this time, the Mahayana people on the scene had already started to raise the price.

I was afraid that Sword Master would change his mind and not sell it after a while.

At the same time, some people stared at Wei Qing and cursed him with their lips.

Why are you pretending to know everything for no reason?
It’s obvious to you, right?

Is that all you can do?
You've told me everything. What if Sword Master doesn't want to sell it?
At this time, Wei Qing also realized what was happening and immediately kept silent.

"Sword Master, I am willing to give you 20 million spirit stones, the Dragon Slaying Diagram, and a broken immortal sword. I wonder if you would..."

"never mind."

Taixu Jianzun suddenly put his cell phone into the storage ring, thought for a moment, then took it out and hung it around his waist.

"I suddenly don't want to sell it anymore. This matter ends here."

“But you just…”

Taixu Sword Master smiled apologetically at Wei Qing.

"Brother Wei, you know that I want nothing more than to save my face."

Not for sale?
Grass!
Everyone looked at Wei Qing with even more hostility.

"Alas, I only regret that I'm not in the Heavenly Demon Realm."

"Yes, by the time I got the news it was already too late."

"It's really a case of slow hand and no luck."

"There's nothing else I can do. I'll just have to use this luxury hat."

The aftermath is still slowly fermenting.

When countless monks on Douyin were shouting that they didn’t get the items, there was also a small Versailles peak offline.

"Ah~"

A beautiful female cultivator sighed in front of the busy mountain gate.

After a long time, a junior sister who was familiar with him came over and asked.

"Sister, what's wrong with you?"

"Oh, the color of this new phone is so ugly. It's all my Taoist partner's fault. He insisted on giving me this high-end model, saying that the old phone's photos were too blurry and not good enough for me. Straight male aesthetics really save my life!"

Junior Sister:.
After this junior sister left for a while.

Another junior fellow who was acquainted with this female cultivator came over.

"Sister, why are you sighing all the time?"

"Oh, the new phone my Taoist friend gave me is so hard to use! It feels completely different than before, I'm not used to it. They insist this high-end model takes great photos? But I don't usually like taking selfies."

Junior Brother:
Seeing that there was no one around him.

The female cultivator began to take the initiative.

When I walked to a crowded place, I slipped and stumbled.

"Ouch! How come I accidentally dropped the high-end Yuexin model phone that my Taoist partner just gave me?"

Everyone:.
(End of this chapter)