Release of the fairyland blue bird, the witch said she couldn't stand it

Chapter 134 Xiao Huo: I am determined to obtain the righteous spirit!

In reality, it’s not enough to pretend.

These phone owners went to Douyin to pretend.

Some are just showing off.

[Hey everyone, help! Why are all the new phone cases so ugly? @Dahammer Phone Case Official, can you guys release new products faster?]

A picture is attached, which just reveals half of the logo on the back of the phone.

Some people try to attract fans by showing off and creating a persona.

My old phone is still usable, but this new one isn't expensive, so I bought it. I'll write about my experience in the comments section after I use it. If you're interested, please follow me and wait for my follow-up.

Attached is a picture, ten top luxury models, and a screenshot of the seven-digit number in Douyin's wallet.

The picture is heavily photoshopped, but it seems that many people in the comment section took it seriously.

There are also some that go against the will of heaven.
[Strange, has anyone noticed that their old phone has become slower after buying a new one?]

After buying a new phone, what should I do with my old one? I recommend contacting Bailian Sect. I had them come to recycle my old phone. The price was fair, and the payment was quick and straightforward!

The comment section below is full of rants.

[Fuck, it's Guangzi? ]

Didn't the Bailian Sect only recycle magical instruments before? Why are they even recycling cell phones? The Bailian Sect's business is quite broad, isn't it?

[Stupid advertisement, does the Bailian Sect have no brains? ]

"Hey, buddy? You're selling your old phone for 10 spirit stones, why don't you just throw it away and recycle it? Why don't you give Nim to the Bailian Sect to refine it? Damn it, Guangzi!"

[Great! There's a general upstairs. We're saved!]

Some people even went to the Bailian Sect's sect account to leave comments.

[If you don't understand, just ask, my phone is worth 10 spirit stones, how many spirit stones do you plan to take?]

[@Bai Lian Zong, there's a blogger who wants to help you guys refine it? ]

[@Bai Lian Zong, I'm not jealous. Does that count as receiving the Guang Sheng Body from the innate realm?]

soon.

Bailian Sect issued a rumor-refuting announcement on its sect account regarding this matter.

This means that the blogger has not signed any advertising contract with them, and this promotion is purely a personal act. Please do not escalate it to attack the sect.

"What's going on? How come this generation of cultivators is even more violent than the demonic cultivators?"

Jiang Chen shook his head while flipping through the short video.

I feel that people's hearts are too impetuous and they lack the spiritual energy that a cultivator should have.

“Only the comment sections of bloggers who skirt the line are relatively harmonious.”

"Are these gentlemen so crazy about the fairy's original silk stockings now? It's really scary. Well, I'll contact the Jade Rabbit King later. It's also a business opportunity."

“The atmosphere in the gaming area is beyond words.”

"The Guangzi video is even more severely affected. Nowadays, monks are extremely disgusted with videos with advertisements."

"But I have to say, this is another clever way to make money, right?"

Thinking of this, Jiang Chen called Huang Wansan.

"Xiao Huang, if you could add ads before opening the app, what do you think the revenue would be?"

The other side replied almost instantly.

"Hiss? I guess countless big sects will come to us to advertise. We don't have to do anything and can easily earn hundreds of millions of spirit stones a day! But..."

"but what?"

Let it brew for a while.

Huang Wansan spoke cautiously.

"But isn't this a violation of the will of Heaven? Adding Guangzi while the app is open really doesn't seem human. I'm afraid you won't be able to overcome the inner demons of the heavenly tribulation."

"Oh"

Jiang Chen nodded and agreed with Huang Wansan's words.

It's really a beast.

When I was on Blue Star, I cursed the beast who invented the splash screen ads thousands of times.

Especially the one that allows you to directly enter advertising software by shaking your phone, and even some rogue software will be automatically downloaded by shaking.

If the inventor Tam had not been attacked by the Titan Ape, he would definitely not have come up with this trick.

Then Jiang Chen added a small function on the Douyin backend.

That is when you are commenting on Douyin with the Yuexin model.

The current phone model will be automatically added to the suffix.

This feature has been loved by a large number of monks since its launch.

This way, you don’t have to post your works specifically, and you can still show off your status as a distinguished owner of a Yuexin model!
till the end.

Jiang Chen then made a video call to Bai Xue.

"Jade Rabbit King, long time no see." "Nonsense! We met at Yaochi yesterday! You're being so aloof and ignoring me!"

Although she was blaming Jiang Chen, the Jade Rabbit King's ears were spinning rapidly, indicating that she was in a very happy mood.

"Weren't we being watched by two tigers yesterday? It was hard to move around. Oh, and I came to you this time because I thought of a new flavor of milk tea."

"Oh? Xisuo."

Listening to Jiang Chen's detailed narration.

Bai Xue's expression on the screen visibly changed from happiness at first to confusion and finally to shock.

The speed of the ears' rotation gradually slowed down, and finally turned into airplane ears, sticking tightly to the head, and the look in his eyes as he looked at Jiang Chen was full of horror.

The Demon Lord is indeed a pervert!

You actually want me to find a group of cute loli-type bunny girls to make a [Lemon Milk Tea with Foot]?
I also need to film the production process of this milk tea and post it on Douyin!

There are also some stronger milk teas.

What about taking off the stockings that their bunny girls have worn for seven days and haven't washed, and stuffing them into milk tea to make it fully soaked in flavor?
Lolita control!
Jade foot control!
Stockings control!
Damn pervert!
Jiang Chen:.
From the Jade Rabbit King's eyes, which were three parts shocked, three parts horrified, three parts disgusted, and a hint of despair.

It's not difficult to guess what's going on in her mind at this moment.

'Knock knock!'

Jiang Chen knocked on the table and said seriously.

"You do not understand!"

"Evolutionary psychology suggests that human preferences for certain physical traits may be related to adaptive selection in evolution."

"For example, symmetrical, smooth-skinned feet may be seen as a sign of good health, youthfulness, or fertility, especially since foot health was directly linked to mobility in ancient times."

“This is a hobby that’s in our genes!”

"And there's scientific evidence that the reproductive system in the human cerebral cortex is adjacent to the nerves in the feet. This is why most male cultivators feel an irresistible sensation when they see jade feet. This is a very normal phenomenon."

"King Jade Rabbit, as a great demon king, you shouldn't discriminate against this hobby."

After a pause, Jiang Chen finally added.

"Of course, I'm talking about the human race."

"Oh, I see. I knew it, Master Demon Lord, you are definitely not a pervert!"

"But your expression just now clearly said that I am a pervert!"

"Oh, that's not important~"

Jiang Chen wanted to continue speaking when Bai Lingtian, who hadn't contacted him for a long time, suddenly sent him a series of messages.

The beginning is simple.

It means that I was too busy yesterday and didn’t have time to visit Jiang Chen properly.

Then he complained that Jiang Chen left too quickly and didn't even give him and Ji Sui Sihong a chance to say goodbye.

Finally, he reported his current cultivation level.

[Bai Lingtian: Senior, now that I have achieved enlightenment, I am unrivaled under the Saint of Yao Chi!]

Jiang Chen was slightly surprised. Is this kid so powerful?

As expected of someone with the Supreme Bone, the more frustrated you are, the more you want to prove yourself, right? Hajiyun, you...
[Bai Lingtian: By the way, Senior, I, ahem, have something I hope you can help me with.]

【Jiang Chen: What's the matter?】

[Bai Lingtian: Zhulu Academy will be holding an exchange conference soon. Saint Li told me that the righteous energy there will be of great benefit to my damaged foundation.]

What?
I'm not surprised by the exchange conference.

What surprised Jiang Chen was that Bai Lingtian's foundation was still damaged.

How much trouble would it take to completely repair this?

【Jiang Chen: Then go ahead. How can I help you? 】

Bai Lingtian: This kind of exchange conference usually places more emphasis on literary competition, so what do you want me to say, Senior? I don't understand poetry, and the two Yaochi Saints know nothing about it. In the Spiritual Continent, besides you, Senior, I don't know who else I can turn to for help.

[Jiang Chen: Okay, we can contact each other on Douyin when the time comes.]

【Bai Lingtian: Thank you, senior! 】

at the same time.

After spending more than two months in Zhulu Academy, Xiao Huo, who finally emerged from Xuehai Cliff, became less rebellious and more scholarly.

Previously, he did this to avoid Fu Yuechan's reckoning.

Old Gu paid a huge price to let Xiao Huo escape from Wanfa Academy.

Afterwards, he sneaked into Zhulu Academy and endured several months of intellectual torture in Xuehai Cliff before he dared to come out.

"Old Gu, during this retreat at Xuehaiya, I feel my spiritual awareness has increased several times over!"

A divine thought came from the ring:
[The Zhulu Academy exchange meeting is about to begin. You must succeed in achieving righteousness. Understand?]

"Of course!" Xiao Huo said succinctly, "If the Flame Art wants to be upgraded, I, Xiao Huo, will definitely obtain Haoran Zhengqi!"

(End of this chapter)