Memoirs of the Heavenly Khan

Chapter 39 Don’t fight anymore

It was a quiet night, but it became noisy because of an unexpected encounter.

"Liu Lingzhu, why are you here?"

"Dugu Ru, I'm the one asking you!"

……

"My lord, Liu Lingzhu and Duguru are fighting!"

"Really?"

Yang Kan, who came to report the news, saw that Li Shuang's eyes were as big as copper bells, and he couldn't even suppress the smile on his lips!
"kindness?"

"Then why don't you go and stop the fight!"

"As ordered!"

"and many more!"

Li Shuang thought for a moment and ordered:
"Let our people surround that side yard and don't let anyone else get close."

Seeing Yang Kan going down to carry out the order, Li Shuang looked at Hulugu beside him.

"A Guang, is there anything I haven't finished today?"

Huluguang answered innocently:
"there is none left!"

"Not a single one?"

"Not a single one!"

"Would you like to think about it again?"

Huluguang counted on his fingers and said one by one:

"The Feiye Tou tribe in the west owed us fifty thousand coins, and we paid them off with two hundred horses. The Buluojian Hu tribe in the south, lacking food and fodder, asked to borrow a thousand dan of grain, using five thousand head of livestock and ten carts of furs from their tribe as collateral. That was also settled. The Chi-Le tribes in the east, claiming the interest on our loans was too high, attempted to cause trouble, but were dealt with by their leader, Gao Ang."

Speaking of this, Hulugu suddenly had an idea and remembered something.

"It really does!"

"what?"

"Those barbarians to the north are so ungrateful that they dare not lend you money or food, claiming to be self-reliant and planning to rob you. They are truly audacious! The officers and soldiers in Mayi are furious and are ready to ask for orders to fight these damn barbarians. Do you agree?"

Li Shuang raised his eyebrows and tried to persuade him patiently.

"A Guang, remember, don't talk about things that you haven't verified."

Hulugu felt a little guilty.

"My Lord, did I say something wrong?"

"We are the government army, the king's army. We should care about the people. How can we let them rob on their own? It's so chaotic outside, it's so dangerous. Do they know what to rob?"

"so what should I do now?"

"First, find the leaders of these tribes and ask them to issue me a free certificate for hanging people for punishment."

"and then?"

"With this certificate, they will become the official auxiliary defense force of Mayi City."

"Is that all?"

"Of course not. Even if they had status and could punish criminals, they have no soldiers or armor, and their horses are skinny and hairy. How can they survive in this harsh northern border? They will soon find out that this is not going to work."

"then what should we do?"

"We can provide them with weapons, armor, and horses, but they have to buy them with their own money!"

"But where do they get the money?"

Li Shuang smiled.

"Isn't the problem solved here? They can borrow from me!"

Hulugu suddenly understood.

"My Lord, I understand!"

"A Guang, remember, don't always shout about fighting and killing. You're making us look like bandits!"

Hulugu's eyes lit up and he nodded heavily.

"kindness!"

Li Shuang nodded and asked:
"Are there any other serious matters, such as military affairs or government affairs?"

"Then there really is nothing left." Li Shuang was a little helpless and sighed.

"It's all my damn diligence that leaves me with nothing to rely on in this long night."

"Then my lord, what shall we do next?"

"If it doesn't work, take a shower!"

"But the mansion is not prepared!"

"It's not too late to prepare now!"

Hulugu was stunned.

"Light the fire now!"
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After Li Shuang took a comfortable bath, the battle in the side yard had come to an end.

Li Shuang originally thought that since one was the No. 1 green tea lady in Hetao and the other was the No. 1 charlatan in Hebei, if they clashed, the fight would last at least three hundred rounds.

But the situation is one-sided!
In the small courtyard, Dugu Ru found a broom from somewhere, picked it up and chased after Liu Lingzhu.

That posture, my goodness, really is——

Her body is like lightning and her steps are like the wind. She dares to go into the sea and catch dragons. If you ask where the heroine is going, she will beat the old man so hard that he will curse his mother!
Old Liu was not young after all. After struggling for several hours, he really couldn't hold on any longer. Dugu Ru seized the opportunity and kicked him to the ground.

Dugu Ru seized the opportunity and slapped him twice.

Looking at Liu Lingzhu, although he is at a disadvantage, he is also great.

That figure, that posture, really is——

Why should we ask about the origin of heroes? Even in the mud, there is still spirit. Broom sweeps and whisks away the dust, the iron will is not weak!

Yang Kan was watching a show nearby. When he saw Li Shuang coming, he bowed.

"Zu Xin, why don't you go and try to persuade them?"

"An old man and a woman are fighting. Who dares to intervene?"

"Yeah, it would be bad if these two scoundrels got on with it, but we can't go on like this!"

Li Shuang felt that he couldn't go on like this, so he decided to use his subjective initiative. After exhausting all the means at his disposal, he shouted:
"Stop fighting!"

The battle was already over, and even Liu Lingzhu, a man of steel, could no longer hold on. At this moment, Liu Lingzhu heard a familiar voice, turned around, and a glimmer of hope appeared in his eyes.

The distracted Liu Lingzhu failed to defend himself well, and was first knocked over by Dugu Ru's broom, and then he was kicked on the butt, like a wild dog pouncing on its prey!

However, Liu Lingzhu, who was lying on the ground, did not hesitate for a moment. He jumped up as if assisted by God, ran towards Li Shuang, grabbed Li Shuang's thigh, and cried:

"Ma Yi Shou, you have to help me! Look at how that bitch beat me!"

When Liu Lingzhu looked up, Li Shuang was really scared. His nose and face were bruised and swollen, and he no longer looked like the immortal he used to be.

Just at this moment, the guards outside the courtyard came to report.

"My Lord, She Digan is back and has been clamoring to see you!"

"Why did he come back so soon?"

Shanwu is not close to Mayi, and there is not enough time to run back and forth.

"Let him in!"

But then She Digan rushed in, saw Li Shuang, pounced on him, grabbed Li Shuang's other thigh, and started crying.

"Ma Yi Shou, you have to make the decision for me!"

"What's wrong with you?"

"After hearing your words, I immediately rushed back to Lawu Mountain. Who knew that before I had gone far, I met a tribesman who came to tell me the news. He said..."

Having said this, She Digan seemed to have lost all his strength and was crying uncontrollably.

"Those damn barbarians robbed me! All the horses in my valley!"

Li Shuang spread his hands, feeling helpless.

"Then what do you want me to do?"

She Digan raised his head, filled with indignation!

"These damned people are not robbing me, they are challenging the harmonious and stable order in the North under the governance of Mayi Shou!"

"Ma Yi Shou, you have to make the decision for me!"

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(End of this chapter)