Who let him join the Sword Sect!
Chapter 369: 315 has passed, so fake certificates are being made
Chapter 369: 315 has passed, so fake certificates are being made
"oi! Maomao, where are you going?" Her Majesty the Cat Girl asked as she chased after him.
Maomao turned around, barked at Her Majesty the Cat Lady, and then pointed with his nose at the Linglu Valley floating above the Qianji Pavilion.
"Wang!"
Ever since Linglu Valley was moved to Qianji Pavilion by Junior Sister during the Qinghe Association, it has never been moved away, but has been left here as a new wonder.
In addition to serving as the Beast Taming Sect's spiritual beast kindergarten and the Medicine King Valley's vegetable garden, it has also been developed into a tourist and leisure destination open to disciples of the six sects.
Inviting a few good friends to have a few drinks in the open area of Linglu Valley has become a new trend among the young masters of the six sects recently.
It’s just that because of the northern border, there haven’t been any idle people visiting here for half a month.
However, despite this, Linglu Valley is not deserted at all. Instead, it is more lively than usual.
It was as lively as the evening study session at school after all the class teachers had gone to a meeting.
Because there is no monks to look after them, the little spirit beasts born in Linglu Valley, imbued with dragon energy, and many intelligent magical herbs and plants are now in a state of grazing.
It’s so much fun to get together every day to play cards and chat.
Monks use Duel Monsters to play cards, and spirit beasts naturally use Duel Monsters to play cards.
Sitting on a stone with a red rope tied around her waist, the pink and doll-like Lingyu Ginseng lifted her legs and rubbed her feet while playing a card.
"Activate the Taoist card, Lily's Ambition, send the Field Spell [Original Thousand Machine Pavilion] to the Graveyard, add [Royal City Exploding Sky Gang] to your hand, and Special Summon [Lily Overlord] at the same time."
Opposite Ling Yushen sat a silly-looking little dragon wooden bear, with a light blue octopus on its head.
There is a hard bone between the eyebrows of the octopus brother's head, and a longan-like crystal is dripping and spinning in the transparent membrane in the center of the bone.
Octopus Brother scratched his head, glanced at the complacent Ling Yu Shen, and calmly threw out a card, "Hand Trap, send [Qianji Pavilion·Zhang Ze] to the Graveyard, negating the effects of all cards named with Lily in their names."
As the masked Sword Sect disciple flashed by, Overlord Lily's evil phantom shattered, and at the same time, [Royal City Exploding Sky Gang] was shuffled back into the deck.
Ling Yucan was stunned for a moment, "No, why do you have that tall guy Zhang Ze in your Tianzong deck?"
Octopus Brother spread his eight hands and said, "The real duel has already begun off the court. I had already detected that you would use the Lily deck today, so I made preparations in advance.
"If you have the guts, you can also put a few Sword Sect Lao Deng in your deck.
"Also, could you please respect our sacred duel and stop rubbing your feet."
Brother Octopus pointed at the Lingyu Ginseng and said.
"I'm doing the right thing, okay?" Ling Yu Shen snorted coldly, "This isn't foot skin, this is called jade ginseng shavings, and it's very expensive.
"The tall guys are all building the Great Wall in the north right now, so I'm rubbing my feet. I mean, what's wrong with warming them up with the ginseng shavings?"
Octopus Brother looked at the Jade Spirit Ginseng in bewilderment. "What's the point of rubbing this? Gnawing on those unintelligent, quick-growing ginsengs from Medicine King Valley is no stronger than the skin of your feet."
Hearing this, Yu Lingshen became anxious and started talking strangely.
What do you mean mine is natural? Those are ripened with pesticides. Natural ones are the best and have no side effects, blah blah.
For a moment, the straw mat was filled with a cheerful atmosphere, and the card game naturally came to an end.
While these divine pets and spiritual plants were clamoring and discussing what to play, Maomao came from the south, followed by the little Qilin and Her Majesty the Cat Lady.
Seeing Maomao coming, these magical creatures immediately surrounded him affectionately, asking him all sorts of questions and inquiring about the situation in the North.
Half of these spiritual beasts were raised by Maomao, and almost all of the spiritual plants were licked by Maomao.
It's impossible not to kiss.
But as he listened to the babies' questions, Maomao's cheerful smile slowly faded.
Because it found that it came in a hurry and didn't seem to remember much of what Zhang Ze had told it.
Now I just remember something like butt, Linglu Valley, and finding someone to open something.
Also, after the task is completed, I will reward you with a thousand pounds of pork elbow.
Forget everything else.
"What on earth are you asking me to do?"
Maomao used his wise and powerful brain to combine these key information, and after a moment, he deduced Zhang Ze's explanation.
"Zhang Ze should have asked me to find someone to move Linglu Valley to the northern border."
Maomao looked at the big babies around and felt that only the little octopus had some ability, but it was still too young and not old enough to get a flying boat or flying sword driver's license.
If you let it come, it would be considered driving without a license.
This won’t work, it will lead the children astray.
Maomao turned to look at Her Majesty the Cat Lady, "Woof woof?"
"What do you mean?" asked the cat lady who couldn't understand dog language.
"Teacher Maomao is asking how old you are this year." Yu Lingcan translated while standing on the stone.
"Me?" Her Majesty the Cat Lady scratched her head. She seemed to have no idea how old she was.
But she remembered Sister Spider had mentioned that if someone asked you your age, no matter how old you were, just say you were eighteen.
Thinking of this, Her Majesty the Cat Lady opened her mouth and said, "I'm eighteen."
Maomao nodded, thinking that was enough. He barked at his octopus brother, signaling him to start working.
The dragon pupil crystal on Octopus Brother's head scanned Her Majesty Cat Lady up and down, then he took the small box handed over by Yu Lingshen, took out a jade pendant from it, and then stretched out his eight claws and began to operate.
After a while, Octopus Brother took out a flying boat driving certificate that was difficult to distinguish between real and fake.
"Woof!" Maomao called to Her Majesty the Cat Lady.
"Teacher Maomao said that a fake flying boat driver's license has been made. Now you can use it to drive a flying boat without breaking the law."
Your Majesty the Cat Lady, "."
She didn't know where to start complaining.
But never mind, as long as they are happy.
Her Majesty the Cat Lady shook the jade token in her hand and looked at Maomao. "Now that we have the fake certificate, what do you want me to do with it? There are no flying boats here. Do we have to steal one?"
Maomao shook his head with an unfathomable expression and gestured for him to follow it.
Her Majesty Cat Lady didn't know much about the secrets of Linglu Valley. Although she became Li Yueqi's apprentice, she mostly stayed around the small pavilion and had hardly ever been anywhere else.
Following Maomao, the group walked towards the core of Linglu Valley, and after a while they arrived at the former site of the Little Qilin Kindergarten.
Maomao wagged his tail and circled around a bluestone, then slapped his paw on the bluestone, and Lily's voice came out from the stone.
The kind that's pre-recorded.
'Who are you?'
"Wang!"
'Okay, come in.'
The bluestone changed, and a huge vertical elevator appeared in front of the group.
As the elevator descended, Her Majesty Cat Lady arrived at the core area of Linglu Valley, the Thousand Machine Armory under the giant tree.
Her Majesty the Cat Lady looked up at the sign above her head and asked, "What does Batcave mean? Are there bats here?"
Maomao barked, and Yu Lingshen translated, "Teacher Maomao said he didn't know. This was all Zhang Ze and Lily's doing."
Without asking any more questions, Her Majesty the Cat Lady followed Maomao into the bat cave.
The cave is cool, and the roots of the giant trees form a structure similar to a dragon bone, supporting and reinforcing the cave roof. Silver-white Thousand Machine Magical Instruments can be seen everywhere. In a cave room in the middle of the cave, there is a black flying boat.
He looked so handsome that it made you drool. Just as the cat lady was about to go up and touch him, Mao Mao bit the corner of his clothes and pulled him back.
Judging from Maomao's expression, this was not the thing she was asked to drive.
Sighing, our Majesty retracted his steps in disappointment and continued to follow Maomao.
After passing one authentication level after another with the help of Maomao's facial recognition and dog barking, Her Majesty the Cat Girl was finally brought to the core hall by Maomao.
A room that looks like the cockpit of a spaceship.
In the middle of the cab, there was a beautiful golden turtle shell floating.
After listening to Maomao's introduction and Yu Lingshen's translation, Her Majesty Cat Lady learned the origin of this place.
After a year of unremitting transformation, the first phase of the Linglu Valley project was finally completed.
Now, the Linglu Valley can move and fly freely relying on its own power, and its speed is no less than that of a flying boat.
Of course, this is only the power aspect. For other important things like how to stabilize the environment in the valley during flight, there is currently no good, mass-produced method.
However, there is a way to make miracles happen with great force, and that is to use the shell of the giant turtle Zhuluo to push it.
When flying, a tribulation-level protective array is formed to ensure the stability of the environment in Linglu Valley.
This method is extravagant, but there are many Luoke, so leaving one here will not delay the main business.
After listening to Maomao's explanation, Her Majesty the Cat Lady pointed at herself.
"You want me to drive this Linglu Valley to the Northern Great Wall?"
"Wang!"
Maomao nodded.
Her Majesty the Cat Girl took a deep breath and felt a surge of emotion for a moment.
Because she had never taken on such a big job.
She was usually clumsy, and her immediate boss, the spider spirit, never let her touch such delicate and valuable things.
Last time, I finally managed to drive a wheelchair and had a high-speed duel, but because Lily cut corners on the project, something went wrong, and now I can't even drive a wheelchair.
Now I am allowed to open such a valuable thing.
That's too bad.
Her Majesty the Cat Girl rubbed her hands together, the racing spirit burning deep in her veins. She fixed her hair and said,
"When do we start?"
Maomao thought about it and barked twice.
He had already found the flowerpot and translated the Jade Spirit Ginseng he had grown.
"The sooner the better. The North is in dire straits."
Your Majesty the Cat Lady, "No problem, leave it to me!"
Her Majesty the Cat Lady came to the front of the control panel and looked at the dazzling array of magic arrays and mechanism buttons on it. She carefully identified them.
"Well, this is to activate the tortoise shell stabilizer.
"This is to accelerate, this is to turn, and this is to stop.
"Well, okay, knowing these few is enough.
"Spirit Deer Valley, start!"
Qianji Pavilion.
Elder Han from the Beast Taming Sect and Senior Sister Xia Yan from the Medicine King Valley were sorting out the things Zhang Ze needed.
Detailed information about the Fu Ji variety of Tai Sui, as well as some Tai Sui plants.
This is how Zhang Ze contacted them.
"When Maomao comes, you can give these things to him and let him handle the rest.
"After some time, when the Northern Border and the Great Wall return to peace and stability, and the monks who replaced them return to their respective places, things won't be so busy back home anymore."
They were also among the monks who lost the draw and stayed behind to look after the house.
As the remaining personnel, they are different from the mascot Her Majesty the Cat Girl, and the burden on them is not light.
After all, the defenses in various places in Dongzhou have become empty at this time, and it is impossible that there are no bad guys causing trouble.
In a way, life at home is even more tiring.
After Elder Han carefully placed a Tai Sui plant into the magic weapon in front of him, he looked up in the direction of Linglu Valley.
Just now, when Maomao transformed into a yellow flash and landed in Qianji Town, he sensed something, but he did not go to find Maomao because he had not finished the things at hand.
At this time, everything was almost done, but Maomao was nowhere to be seen.
"Strange? Where is Maomao?" Elder Han frowned.
"I guess he's hanging out with those guys in Linglu Valley. Um, Xia Yan, go to Linglu Valley and find..."
Before he could finish his words, Elder Han was choked back.
The spiritual energy in the air trembled, and golden light swept across the ground. Elder Han turned into a mist and flew out of the room. As soon as he left the room, he saw Linglu Valley flying up.
The golden tortoise shell formation covered the entire valley, and the giant Thousand Machine Magical Instruments at the base of the valley began to deform and then light up one after another.
In the blink of an eye, Linglu Valley flew out.
Elder Han, "."
Looking at the empty sky, he felt a little dazed.
"No, what just happened? How can I be so big as Linglu Valley?"
"Elder Han, what's wrong?" Xia Yan, who noticed something unusual, also ran out.
"I, you take good care of the house. I'll be back soon. @#%, there's no one stealing!"
Elder Han, who had been cultivating his energy for a hundred and eighty years, swore a rare word.
The news that Linglu Valley was stolen quickly spread through Xiaohetao, and the elders who stayed in various places took off into the air, ready to intercept it.
However.
All failed.
Some of the more powerful ones among them could barely keep up with the speed of Linglu Valley, but they could not break the golden tortoise shell.
As for the majority of the remaining people, let alone being stopped, they didn’t even get to taste the exhaust gas from Linglu Valley.
I don’t know who is controlling this spiritual deer, and it keeps doing all kinds of weird things.
Drifting, accelerating and launching, Linglu Valley, which is so big, is as agile as a dog.
Even if you go to the Sword Sect and ask a few disciples to steer flying swords, they may not be able to steer them more skillfully than those in Linglu Valley.
The person who stole the Spirit Deer Valley even left a mocking message like "Who else?" on the mountain ridges he passed by through subtle vibrations as he fled.
The elders in charge of Shenglong's pursuit were quite helpless.
At my age, I still get ridiculed like this.
Dragon's beard mouth.
Zhang Ze, who had no idea that Maomao had done him a big deal, was holding a second trial of Lady Li with his junior sister.
In the small dark room, the junior sister snapped her fingers and a ball of light appeared.
"There's an old saying in the Sword Sect: 'He who knows the times is a hero.' I hope Sister Qi can cooperate with us honestly."
Chen Qin, who was singing with a black face, shone the light on Li Yueqi's face.
"If you behave well and do as we say, we will give you this bowl of pork trotter rice.
"This is not just any ordinary pork trotter rice. It's a spiritual pork trotter rice made with spiritual rice, spiritual pork elbow, spiritual soy sauce, spiritual green onions, spiritual sauce, and spiritual barbecued pork."
Zhang Ze, who was playing the villain, pushed a bowl of steaming pork trotter rice in front of Li Yueqi.
Li Yueqi sat behind the table, looking at the two men as if they were mentally ill.
"What are you two doing? If you really have nothing to do, why not drink some hot water?"
Li Yueqi stretched out her hand and pointed, smashing the light ball summoned by the junior sister, and then pushed Zhang Ze's pork trotter rice back.
"If you have something to say, say it. If not, I'm leaving." She said as she got up and was about to leave.
Seeing this, the little sister kicked Zhang Ze and then quickly ran across the table, "Sister Qi, don't go, don't go, it's really important."
After letting Li Yueqi sit back in her chair, Chen Qin spoke in a low voice.
"Senior brother wants you to help him with his butt."
Li Yueqi, "?"
She entered a red-hot state and stood up from her chair.
"No, have these two people become so perverted now? That's too much."
Seeing Li Yueqi's expression, Chen Qin finally realized that she had said the wrong thing. She slapped her lips and said a few times, "I was wrong, I was wrong. It's not my butt, it's Tai Sui. Senior Brother wants you to help him deal with Tai Sui."
"You are also a recognized expert in Tai Sui. This Tai Sui defense plan cannot be completed without you.
“As for this method, it was my senior brother’s idea.
"He said that although this matter is no longer a secret, it is still a secret to you, so you won't agree without threats and inducements."
Chen Qin decisively sold Zhang Ze out.
Li Yueqi's face turned even redder, and she glared at Zhang Ze angrily.
"Didn't I tell you to keep Tai Sui's matter a secret? How...how come everyone knows about it? What do you mean by universally acknowledged?"
Zhang Ze held the pork trotter rice and shook his head innocently, "Don't look at me, it really wasn't me who leaked the secret, and it wasn't Bai Tao or Fu Ji either."
Li Yueqi, "Who is that? I'll eat him alive!"
Zhang Ze, "Maomao."
Li Yueqi, "."
As an old dog, Maomao is more clever and knows more secrets than most people imagine.
Recalling the dog's furry face running around everywhere, Li Yueqi suddenly felt very tired.
"How many people know about this now?" she said dejectedly.
Zhang Ze was silent for a moment, then said, "Lily knows."
Li Yueqi, "Okay, stop talking about it. If she knows, then everyone knows."
Li Yueqi, who had given up on herself, sat back in her chair and stretched out her hand to Zhang Ze, saying, "Give me a bowl too!"
"What's coming?" asked Zhang Ze, holding the barbecued pork in his mouth.
Li Yueqi, "Pig's trotter rice? Didn't you say you'd give me pig's trotter rice if we cooperated?"
Zhang Ze quickly stood up and filled a bowl for both Ms. Li and the junior sister from the small bucket beside him.
"Try it, I made it myself."
"Yeah, it tastes pretty good."
There was silence in the room for a moment, with only the sound of the three people eating pork trotter rice.
Adhering to the principle of playing with mobile phone while eating pork trotter rice, Zhang Ze served himself a second bowl, took out a small walnut and started scratching it.
Then I saw a lot of outrageous things.
[A mysterious stranger is rushing across the mountains. Monks in the northern region must be careful.]
[Spirit Deer Valley was robbed, the security of Qianji Pavilion is questionable, are there any loopholes in the flying magic weapon qualification system?]
What should you do if you encounter overloading, exceeding the speed limit, and speeding? Please listen to the song "We Are All Living Hard"
What the hell is this?
"Junior sister, look at this"
Just as Zhang Ze handed the small walnut to Chen Qin, the roof of the temporary house built by the Thousand Machines monks was suddenly lifted up by an unparalleled force.
Zhang Ze looked up and saw a valley crashing towards his face.
(End of this chapter)
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