Who let him join the Sword Sect!

Chapter 370 Lily: Boss, You Are Not a Human
There is no meteorite escape finale.

The roaring Linglu Valley was stopped by the half bowl of pork trotter rice in Zhang Ze's hand.

At least that's what it seems.

Just as Linglugu was about to hit Zhang Ze, it suddenly stopped, and the golden talisman tortoise shell formation disappeared. The engine hub of the Qianji magic weapon, flashing with a pale blue light, gently touched the bowl in Zhang Ze's hand.

The movements are gentle, like clinking glasses with a friend.

But before Zhang Ze could figure out what was happening, he saw another meteor streaking across the sky.

The meteor crashed to the ground. It wasn't an alien, but a group of elders from the six sects, all of them covered in dust and looking grim.

Li Yueqi knew the man in the lead; he was Elder Lin from his own Beast Taming Sect.

Elder Lin is usually very elegant, and the spirit beasts he controls are all cranes and skylarks.

He lived in Gushan Mountain and only returned to the sect occasionally. On weekdays, he lived a carefree life with his wife and children.

However, at this moment, Elder Lin's appearance had nothing to do with Xiaoyao and Fengya.

The old man's hair was disheveled, and most of his feather robe was torn. The crane following behind him had messy fur all over its body and limped as it walked.

It looked like he had been in a car accident.

Elder Lin caressed his son's feathers and looked at the Linglu Valley, cursing, "Damn it! This little thief is itching for trouble. He dared to steal from the Beast Taming Sect."

With a flip of his hand, a black gold witch spirit knife appeared in his hand, with a murderous aura and ghostly howlings in his ears.

"Today I will tell you how I got the name Tyrant Blade Xinglin Anshou!"

Elder Lin was very fast and no one could stop him. In an instant he turned into a ball of black wind and flew into Linglu Valley.

A moment later, he came out holding a tied-up cat girl in one hand.

The cat girl yelled while pupa, "Hey! It's a misunderstanding, it's a misunderstanding! I'm one of us! I have a license! I'm not driving without a license!"

"Someone speak up for me! Feed me peanuts!
"Help! Help!"

Unfortunately, Her Majesty the Cat Girl's wailing and excuses were of no use, no one listened.

At this time, the elders were all angry, and whatever Her Majesty Cat Lady said was nonsense.

"Don't worry, I will find out where this thief came from." Elder Lin said to Zhang Ze who was holding the pork trotter rice.

"Yeah, yeah..." Zhang Ze nodded blankly.

Looking at the elders' backs as they walked away, Zhang Ze always felt something was wrong, and the cat girl also looked a little familiar.

It took him a long time to react, and Zhang Ze quickly said to Li Yueqi.

"That cat girl isn't a thief, she's an employee of our Zhashide. I don't know what's going on, but I think there must be a misunderstanding. I'd like to trouble Sister Qi to persuade Elder Lin."

Li Yueqi, "Okay, I'll go right away."

But just as she was about to leave, Zhang Ze stopped her and said, "Take this pork trotter rice with you. I think the cat lady is hungry."

Li Yueqi, "..."

Still confused, Ms. Li took Zhang Ze's pork trotter rice and left the makeshift hut that had become a ruin.

"Senior Brother, what is going on?" The little sister looked up at the Linglu Valley that stopped in front of her.

"I suspect it was Maomao who did it." Zhang Ze said.

As the saying goes, if a child is quiet, he must be up to something. This matter is probably related to Maomao.

Zhang Ze sensed for a moment and soon detected Maomao's breath.

At this time, Maomao was walking quietly along the wall with his tail between his legs and a shy look on his face, trying not to make any noise.

As he was walking, he suddenly bumped into someone. He looked up and found that it was Zhang Ze looking down at him.

Maomao's expression changed as if he was drinking soup, and in an instant he turned back into a good dog, wagging his tail and starting to lick Zhang Ze's hand.

"Cough." Zhang Ze coughed lightly with a stern face and began to interrogate Maomao using the method of Fu Sheng Ting Ling.

Zhang Ze, "Woof?"

Maomao, "Woof"

After some intrigue, Zhang Ze finally figured out what was going on. He pointed at Maomao and said, "You, you really learned bad things from Lily."

As he said this, he was about to raise his hand to teach Maomao a lesson.

The junior sister was very understanding and handed over a steel basin.

After a while of clanging, Zhang Ze threw the dented steel basin aside. Seeing that nothing was wrong, Maomao, who was still smiling playfully, sighed and turned to his junior sister.

"Forget it, this dog is too tough. My hand hurts from beating it. Let Linglu Valley open its gate.

“I remember there were a lot of Tai Sui planted in the underground caves of Linglu Valley. Now we don’t have to find a new place to cultivate them, which saves us a lot of trouble.

"You wait here for Daoye and the others to come. I'll take Maomao to apologize and rescue the cat girl."

Junior Sister: "Okay."

——The dividing line of "Pork Trotter Rice is really delicious"——

Thanks to Her Majesty the Cat Girl's overload rush, things actually went much more smoothly.

After several small-scale tests, Zhang Ze and his team found that the Tai Sui they grew were no different from the Tai Sui that grew after Fu Ji ate the little white man.

Both of them can help suppress the appearance of those little white people.

The Longxukou section of the Great Wall, as the first pilot site, also returned to calm after three days.

However, the new Northern Great Wall, which has returned to normal, now looks a bit disgusting.

Standing under the once magnificent and majestic Great Wall of the North, Zhang Ze didn't know how to describe the scene before him.

The only words he could think of were "butts connected into a mountain".

The new Great Wall is much lower than the original one. It is made up of simple metal frames stuffed with Tai Sui. The iron frames are tight on the flesh, and the plump Tai Sui are trembling in the cold wind. From time to time, the arms of the little white man stretch out from the gaps between the Tai Sui, and then retract after a moment.

It's like a wall filled with corpses.

Many magic arrays and simple magic instruments were set up around the new Great Wall to monitor it and prevent it from being destroyed by wild beasts or humans.

With this method, only one monk is needed to guard several sections of the Great Wall and will no longer be affected by the little white man.

At present, the majority of Tai Sui is still produced and sold by Fu Ji herself, and the cultivated Tai Sui can only be used as a supplement. However, the monks in Yaowang Valley have been working overtime to study methods to promote the birth of Tai Sui.

They want to increase production and then lower prices.

In the future, even if it is not used to repair the Great Wall, it can be sold. We will strive to make Tai Sui a must-have item for every Dongzhou monk traveling.

I heard that the advertising slogan has been thought out.

Yaowang brand Tai Sui clears away heat and detoxifies, can be used externally or internally, and can relieve loneliness. It is a must-have medicine for home and travel, and tastes great.

He is also planning to open a new store in Qianji Pavilion, named [Liangbanju], specializing in Tai Sui.

The name was given by Ms. Li.

Thinking about these things, Zhang Ze casually asked, "Where's Sister Qi?"

"It seems to be on the western section of the Great Wall, where they teach people how to plant Tai Sui." The junior sister replied.

……

Xiling Snow Mountain section.

Due to the success and advancement of the butt defense line plan, many monks were replaced from the boring work of mowing the grass and filling the line. They either returned to Dongzhou to rest or went to other areas to help their fellow friends.

The task of sowing and planting Tai Sui was handed over to a larger number of cultivators in the foundation-building and even Qi-training stages.

The Great Wall repair team, led by a group of corrupt girls, or one or two reliable Jindan cultivators or above, and supplemented by more than ten low-level cultivators, is now spread all over the northern border.

As the person in charge of this section of the Great Wall, Li Yueqi's temples were throbbing at this moment, because she had never seen such a stupid person.

She was teaching two friends from the West who came here to support her how to sail a wind boat.

The two, one old and one young, are said to be the chief and the chief's daughter of a small tribe.

This tribe was so small that Li Yueqi had never even heard of it, and the entire tribe consisted of only these two members.

It was originally going to be a group of three, but the Chief's wife went back to her parents' home last month.

If it had not been verified by the Song family and Yaowang Valley that this group really existed, Li Yueqi would have thought that these two people were here to get free food and drinks.

However, now Li Yueqi would rather they were here to get free food and drinks, so that she would have a reason to drive them away.

Neither of them spoke Dongzhou dialect clearly, and they were a bit clueless. Teaching them was harder than teaching that cat girl. "The red pedal on the left is for stopping, the green pedal on the right is for accelerating. Grip the handle and turn it back for takeoff, and turn it forward for descent. Do you understand?"

This is the third time Li Yueqi has taught the little girl in front of her how to use this thing.

After several revisions, the speeder-like Wind Boat has become even more motorbike-like.

In order to sell to low-level monks, the basic model has all the control systems changed to manual to reduce the pressure on the monk's soul when driving.

Logically speaking, anyone can learn this, but this little girl just doesn't understand it.

But the little girl is very confident.

"I understand!" The little girl answered happily again, and then without waiting for Li Yueqi to speak, she stepped on the green pedal and took off directly, flying towards the ruins of the Great Wall.

"Wow! That's fast! Look, Dad, I'm in the sky!"

Perhaps it was because of her extraordinary talent. Although she had forgotten everything Li Yueqi said, her Wind Boat did not crash. Instead, it ran straight towards another young monk who was driving the Wind Boat.

It was the first time for the young monk to drive this thing. When he saw someone trying to hit him, he panicked for a moment. He turned the handle and fled in a random direction without choosing a way to go.

Behind him, the Chief's Daughter followed closely.

"Stop it immediately!" Li Yueqi shouted.

"Which one should I stop? I don't know how!" The voice of the barbarian girl echoed in the air.

"Step on red!" Li Yueqi flew into the air and shouted while preparing to save people.

"Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet... only green and red, no rainbow colors."

Li Yueqi, "..."

Fortunately, Miss Li was agile and had two spirit pets to help her. After a while, she stopped the two out-of-control wind boats without causing any trouble.

After catching the little girl, Li Yueqi did not continue to teach her or scold her, but gave her a new task.

Let her go over there and pat Tai Sui, give Tai Sui a massage, and keep Tai Sui happy.

There's no point, I just want to find her something to do that won't cause any trouble.

After the little girl ran away happily, Li Yueqi turned and looked at the lone chief.

"you……"

"Don't worry, I'm smarter than my daughter and I understood it a long time ago." The old chief replied with a strange accent.

After saying that, he took out a golden jade dagger, walked to the side of the wind-moving boat, and carved three ugly human characters, "Rainbow Color", on the left pedal.

Li Yueqi, "..."

"Okay, be careful." Li Yueqi waved weakly to the old chief.

At this moment, she suddenly understood the chief's wife who had run away. It was really impossible to live with these two men.

"Oh..." Li Yueqi sighed. Just as she was thinking of finding a place to rest, she heard a "yo" sound coming from the other side of the sky.

"Yo-ho, ho-ho, ho-ho-ho, ha-ha-ha-ha!"

Her Majesty the Stupid Cat Girl sped past her in a heavily modified Wind Boat.

The cat lady who only remembers food but not beatings became a little abnormal after being redeemed by Zhang Ze and eating his pork trotter rice.

He is addicted to racing every day and does not do his work.

Li Yueqi repeated to herself several times not to be angry before she calmed herself down.

However, when Her Majesty the Cat Girl flew past her again without realizing it, Li Yueqi still pinched a ball of snow and threw it at Feng Xingzhou.

A snowball as big as a cannonball hit the canopy of Fengxingzhou, causing the Fengxingzhou to crash. Her Majesty the Cat Lady fell from the sky, her head stuck straight into the snow.

She shouldn't die, she's quite tough.

After finally calming down, Li Yueqi sat back under the shade of the tree, crossed her legs with her eyes closed, and used the magic tool to monitor the entire section of the Great Wall to prevent any further accidents.

But not long after they sat down, someone over there started making trouble again.

She received a call for help from the neighboring section, saying that a fight had broken out over there.

The ones asking for help were Yu Lingshen and Octopus Brother.

After learning the truth, the spiritual beasts and immortal herbs that were brought to the northern border along with the Spirit Deer Valley also spontaneously joined the plan to save the Great Wall.

By helping others and selling his own foot skin, Xiao Yulingshen made a lot of money. He didn't want to keep all the money to himself, so he spent all the money and bought several sets of Qianji Pavilion's special equipment for each of his good brothers.

At this time, he was sitting on a tree with a magical weapon that looked like a pot cover on his head, watching the excitement and waiting for Li Yueqi's support.

Two young monks who were partners accidentally touched the little white man due to improper operation and were infected by his evil thoughts.

At this time, the two were 'fighting'.

"So, when humans fight, they have to take off their clothes." Looking at the two people who started to pull each other's clothes while fighting, Yu Lingshen looked like he had discovered a new world.

"I don't think they are fighting." After watching for a while, Octopus Brother analyzed calmly.

Yulingshen, "What is that doing?"

Brother Octopus said, "They're probably preparing to reproduce. The evil thoughts in the little white man's body are full of desires. These two probably already had feelings for each other, and they happened to be infected by the lust in the little white man, which is why they became so passionate."

Yu Lingshen, "Then why aren't you excited? Didn't you say that spirit beasts can do that?"

Octopus brother, "Because I'm an octopus, I'm not a human... and we're still in kindergarten, we're not old enough to get excited."

"Oh? So that's how it is? Then I have to take a closer look, maybe I can get excited." Yu Ling responded with a mixed feeling of understanding.

However, before Xiao Yu Lingshen could see the useful information, Li Yueqi arrived in an instant. She held a Tai Sui in each hand and placed them on the heads of the two unlucky monks who were hot all over and had disheveled clothes.

Thanks to the miraculous effect of Tai Sui, the two people immediately calmed down.

Li Yueqi pointed at the two of them, speechless for a long time, and finally sighed, "I'll give you two a day off. Go back and solve your personal problems before coming back. Let's go, let's go..."

Only those who manage the household know how expensive firewood and rice are. Watching the two young monks flirt with each other as they left, Li Yueqi, feeling exhausted, suddenly felt sorry for her grandfather and the other elders.

I'm already overwhelmed by just taking care of such a small number of people.

The elders have problem children under their command, so what kind of life are they going to live every day?

Li Yueqi, who had been a rebellious son for many years, decided to be more obedient in the future.

……

Half a month later.

Taking Longxukou and Xiling Snow Mountain as starting points, the Butt Saves the World plan was implemented quite smoothly, and the western part of the Great Wall was basically under control.

In addition to leaving behind necessary personnel for surveillance, the retreating monks, after resting, led by Fu Ji, who had not yet eaten her fill, headed eastward with the Tai Sui plants.

There were also some small episodes along the way, such as when passing by a section of the Great Wall.

The north and south sections of that section of the Great Wall are divided into two cities, one for the human race and the other for the demon race. They are very close to each other and can be seen at a glance when you go out in the morning.

So when using Tai Sui to repair the Great Wall, the two cities had friendly consultations on which direction Tai Sui's butt should face. They both hoped that the butt would face the other city.

Fu Ji misunderstood and thought that they were all thinking about their rivals and were being polite to each other. After all, how could anyone not like such a cute thing as Tai Sui?

The little fujiji sighed in her heart that humans and transsexuals are one family, while showing off her unique skills.

After devouring some of the evil thoughts on the Great Wall, she grew a bunch of two-faced Tai Sui.

"This way you don't have to fight over it! Everyone can see it.

"If you're not satisfied, there are still four Tai Sui here."

As she spoke, Fu Ji combined the two double-sided buttocks together, turning it into a four-sided buttocks.

……

In short, apart from these trivial matters, everything is normal.

As for Zhang Ze, he did not participate in the Tai Sui planting activity, but was tinkering with his radio with Lily.

The source of the chaos is in the north. If you want to solve it thoroughly, whether for yourself or for the demon clan, you have to go to Baidi City.

The image of Sister Yu was played repeatedly in front of them. When it was played for the eighth time, Lily, who was staring at Sister Yu's tail in a daze, suddenly stood up from the chair and slapped Zhang Ze's thigh hard.

"I get it! Boss, you're not human!"

Maomao, who was dozing off on the side, woke up suddenly when she heard this. She ran to the corner, picked up a steel basin, handed it to Zhang Ze, and signaled Zhang Ze to hit her.

(End of this chapter)