Wei Xiaobao's Three Kingdoms Adventure

Chapter 87 What are you afraid of?

There was a stone hanging in my heart, and then a pile of shit fell down.

As soon as Wei Xiaobao entered Runan City, he was tied up tightly and thrown in front of Liu Pi.

Wei Xiaobao had never seen Liu Pi before, and he wondered, "Who is this man? Why is he tying me up?"

Liu Pi asked, "Are you Wei Xiaobao?"

Wei Xiaobao was even more panicked: "Damn it! I haven't even rolled the dice yet, and you already know the size?"

Wei Xiaobao was about to lie to him when someone flashed out from behind Liu Pi. It was Tang Zhou.

Tang Zhou said, "General Liu, this man is Wei Xiaobao, but he's too cunning to admit it. Cao Cao's army has been ambushed outside the city for a long time, and he entered the city just to cooperate with Cao Cao from inside and outside."

Wei Xiaobao cursed in his heart, "So it was you, you little bastard, who betrayed me. This man's surname is Liu, so he must be Liu Pi. He was just a small leader of the Yellow Turban Army, when did he become a general?"

Wei Xiaobao said, "That's right. I am the eldest disciple of General Tian Gong and the sworn brother of Yangzhou Commander Chen Bai. I am Wei Xiaobao, known as the one who enjoys eternal and endless blessings, is devoted and righteous, has great loyalty, is unparalleled in the world, and is Shuang'er's good husband."

Wei Xiaobao threw all the idioms he could think of at himself in one breath, and laughed to himself after he finished: "This mess of names I have is enough for you two to ponder for a long time."

Tang Zhou stepped forward, grabbed Wei Xiaobao by the collar, and cursed, "You're about to die, and you're still talking nonsense here? General Tian Gong ascended to heaven a long time ago, why would he accept you as his disciple?"

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "Oh, right, aren't you Zhang Jue's eldest disciple? You traitor!"

Wei Xiaobao said, "Liu Pi, you are the leader of the Yellow Turban Army, yet you are colluding with this traitor!"

Liu Pi's face flushed red, and after a long pause he finally said, "Old God of Heaven has returned to the celestial realm without us. We have to find a way to make a living."

Wei Xiaobao was delighted: "This fool still believes that the Taiping Dao can really become immortal. Fortunately, I brought a life-saving treasure with me."

Wei Xiaobao said, "General Tian Gong came to see me last night and gave me a handwritten note to give to you."

Tang Zhou said, "General Liu, don't listen to his nonsense. Zhang Jue died a long time ago, so how could he have any instructions for you?"

Wei Xiaobao said, "Tang Zhou, you betrayed the Yellow Turban Army and now you're instigating your followers to doubt General Tian Gong's immortality. Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning? The written edict is right here with me. Take it out and you'll know if it's true or not!"

Liu Pi winked at Tang Zhou and asked him to search him.

Before Wei Xiaobao left Chenliu, he had asked Liu Xie to write a letter to Liu Pi, which he had with him at the moment.

Tang Zhou handed the letter he had found to Liu Pi, and the two were shocked after opening it.

Tang Zhou was Zhang Jue's apprentice and had been with him for many years, so he naturally recognized Zhang Jue's handwriting. Although Liu Pi had never met Zhang Jue, they had exchanged many letters and could recognize that this letter was Zhang Jue's handwriting.

Tang Zhou was shocked, but even more so, he was terrified. His fear slowly turned into anger, and he shouted, "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! You must have hired someone to imitate me. I'll kill you right now, you little bastard who's spreading lies and misleading people."

Seeing that the sword in Tang Zhou's hand had already reached his chest, Wei Xiaobao thrust his chest forward and shouted, "General Tian Gong, save me!"

Liu Pi hurriedly shouted: "Brother Tang Zhou, please spare his life."

Tang Zhou was afraid that Wei Xiaobao was really sent by Zhang Jiao, and he had already made up his mind to kill him, so how could he listen to Liu Pi's advice?

With a swish, the blade sliced ​​through Wei Xiaobao's clothes. Then, with a clang, the waist knife broke in half, sending the half-dagger flying. Wei Xiaobao cursed inwardly, "Your brother didn't kill me with his sword back then, and now you're trying to kill me again. Luckily, I have a precious robe protecting me from swords and spears. It would scare you to death, you little bastard!"

Tang Zhou's stab not only failed to injure Wei Xiaobao, but even the knife broke. Then he heard Wei Xiaobao calling out "General Tian Gong" and was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, shouting, "Master, spare me! Master, spare me!"

Liu Pi, a veteran of rivers and lakes, saw what was happening and said, "First, take him to jail, and then send Brother Tang back to rest."

After Wei Xiaobao was taken away, Liu Pi stared at the letter in his hand in a daze.

Wei Xiaobao sat in his cell, his hands and feet tied, cursing, "Tang Zhou, you little bastard! You're a traitor and you're trying to kill your grandfather! Liu Pi, you're a brainless idiot too! Can't you tell who wrote the letter on me?"

Tired of scolding Cao Cao, Wei Xiaobao sat on the ground and cursed him in his heart: "You really killed me this time. You said that ambush is the most basic military strategy. Even Tang Zhou could discover your ambush. How did you do it?"

Until evening, no one came to the prison. The longer Wei Xiaobao waited, the more anxious and frightened he became. He stuck his head out from between two wooden bars and shouted at the door, "Is there anyone alive outside? Go and find Liu Pi! Kill him or cut him up, and do it to me. Why are you tying me up here and no one is asking questions? What's going on?"

Before anyone could reply, Wei Xiaobao heard shouts and cries of killing outside. He thought, "Could it be that Cao Cao has led his troops to come and rescue me? Damn it! It looks like all the food in this city is going to go to Cao Cao again."

When Wei Xiaobao heard someone rushing into the cell, he cursed in his heart, "Even if Cao Cao saved my life, I wouldn't thank him. If he hadn't been discovered by Tang Zhou, I wouldn't be tied up here."

Wei Xiaobao was just about to put on a sour face and scold Cao Cao, but he found that his head was stuck between two pieces of wood and he couldn't move back. He could only hear the footsteps of the person coming, but he couldn't raise his head to see who it was.

Wei Xiaobao cursed, "Who's here? Is it Cao Cao? Damn it, you've made me so miserable, why don't you get me out of here quickly?"

The man didn't answer, but put a sack on Wei Xiaobao's head and slapped him on the back of the neck, knocking him unconscious.

Wei Xiaobao was jolted awake on horseback, his vision still dark. Just as he was about to curse, he heard a voice beside him: "We are running away now, and we are still carrying this burden with us. It would be better to kill him with a knife and save trouble."

Wei Xiaobao was shocked: "Who wants to kill your grandfather? From what he said, there is someone who wants to save me."

Tang Zhou's voice came: "No!"

Wei Xiaobao was even more surprised: "Why would the little bastard who wanted to save me be him?"

The man asked, "You wanted to kill him before, why don't you let me kill him now?"

Tang Zhou said, "He Yi, He Yi, why are you so stupid? If Cao Cao finds out we're escaping, he'll definitely chase us. Now that Wei Xiaobao is in my hands, he'll be afraid to act rashly, so he'll let us go."

Wei Xiaobao cursed in his heart, "Damn it, you're using me as a talisman!"

Tang Zhou said, "If Liu Pi hadn't been so indecisive and refused to leave for Puyang last night, Cao Cao wouldn't have taken the initiative today, causing my plan to fail and how could I report back to General Lu Bu?"

Wei Xiaobao understood what was going on: "So you're here to lobby just like me. I didn't expect that Lü Bu has also been eyeing the grain in Runan City for a long time."

He Yi said, "We have also brought out half of the baggage and food supplies. You have solved General Lu Bu's worries. This is a great achievement. How could he blame you?"

Tang Zhou smiled and said, "Last time when Cao Cao attacked Puyang, Wei Xiaobao stood by his side. This little bastard must be no ordinary figure in Cao Cao's army. Today, Cao Cao, in order to save him, even sacrificed his troops and launched a large-scale attack on the city, which further proves my previous suspicion. Once we bring him back to Puyang, I can have General Lu Bu use this little bastard to exchange for the other half of Cao Cao's baggage and fodder. Only then will I be considered a true hero."

Wei Xiaobao cursed loudly: "Tang Zhou, you turtle bastard, you betrayed Ma Yuanyi and lost your balls. Now you dare to use me to exchange for food, aren't you afraid of losing your head?"

When Tang Zhou heard Wei Xiaobao scolding him, he raised his whip and lashed Wei Xiaobao hard on the back, saying, "It's better that you're awake. Now is the time to scold. If Cao Cao catches up later, I'll cut off your tongue and make him take it back with his wine!"

(End of this chapter)