Wei Xiaobao's Three Kingdoms Adventure

Chapter 88 Fighting is so boring

Wei Xiaobao was wearing precious clothes and didn't feel any pain when Tang Zhou whipped him. He was about to continue scolding him when he suddenly heard the sound of horse hooves and shouts of killing.

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "You can't run fast with all the baggage and food. You'll be caught up before the ox has even finished blowing."

When his horse was stopped, Wei Xiaobao suddenly realized something was wrong. These sounds were all coming from the front, and did not seem to come from Cao Cao's pursuers.

A tiger-like voice roared, "Is it Liu Pi from Runan who is coming?"

He Yi said, "We are General Liu Pi's men. May I ask your name?"

The voice said, "You are not worthy to ask my name. Just leave the food behind and I will spare your life. Run for your lives."

Wei Xiaobao's mood turned from joy to worry: "Aren't they here to save me? Could they be soldiers on the road like Zhang Kai? Or just ordinary bandits?"

He Yi was furious and urged his horse forward to fight with the man.

Wei Xiaobao only heard a few sounds of horse hooves, and then the sound of a man falling off a horse.

Wei Xiaobao cursed, "It's over, it's over! You can't even withstand a single blow from He Yi, and you dare to be a robber?"

Tang Zhou shouted, "Brave man, spare his life!"

Wei Xiaobao was delighted: "Oh, so it turned out that He Yi was knocked off his horse with just one move. Looks like I'm saved."

The man said, "I didn't intend to kill him. If he leaves the food, I'll let him go."

Tang Zhou said, "These are all military rations sent to Runan. If the warriors demand them by force, General Liu Pi will never let them go."

The man said, "Liu Pi is dishonest in his business. He stole my cattle and refused to give me food. That's why I'm lying in wait here to rob him. Besides, you came from Runan, so how could you be delivering food?"

Tang Zhou quickly said, "I am also doing business with Liu Pi. I just bought these grains and grass. General He was sent by General Liu Pi to escort me back."

The man said, "That's perfect. Pay me back first, and then you can ask Liu Pi for it back."

Wei Xiaobao laughed in his heart: "This guy is a bit unreasonable, but he is quite like me."

Tang Zhou saw that he could neither beat the enemy nor convince them, so he decided to take Wei Xiaobao back with him and give up the food and supplies here.

Wei Xiaobao felt someone pulling his horse and heard the person ask, "Who's tied to the horse's back?"

Tang Zhou said, "He is a corrupt official who was about to go to Runan to rob grain. He was caught by General Liu Pi and asked us to send him to the government together."

The man said, "I hate corrupt officials the most. Leave it to me so I can kill him with a knife."

Tang Zhou hesitated and said, "I'm afraid this is not a good idea."

Wei Xiaobao lay on the horse's back, lowered his head and shook it vigorously, shouting: "I am not a corrupt official, I was arrested by them."

The horse was frightened by Wei Xiaobao's actions and ran away with Wei Xiaobao on its back.

The man hurried to chase after him.

Seeing that person chasing Wei Xiaobao, Tang Zhou hurriedly urged He Yi: "Hurry up and get on the horse!"

Before He Yi could mount his horse, the other party had already noticed and one of them shouted, "They are trying to escape."

The two sides have already fought each other.

The horse under Wei Xiaobao ran for a while and then stopped on its own. The man caught up with him and slapped Wei Xiaobao on the butt with the blade of his knife, cursing, "Are you a corrupt official? Why are you running?"

Wei Xiaobao cursed, "Damn it! I've got a headlock and can't see. Are you blind too? Did I want to escape?"

The man said, "You don't look like a good person. I'll go back and ask you clearly. If you dare to lie to me, I'll cut you into pieces."

Tang Zhou saw the man grabbing Wei Xiaobao and cursed loudly, "Let your dog official live a few more days!"

After saying this, Tang Zhou ignored He Yi who had not yet mounted his horse and went straight into the woods beside the road to escape.

Wei Xiaobao felt his body lighten as a large hand grabbed his back and lifted him up. Then he flew out and landed heavily on the ground. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and the sack on Wei Xiaobao's head was taken away.

Only then did Wei Xiaobao see the man's appearance clearly. He had a broad face, wide ears, a strong back and strong shoulders, and looked like a tiger standing in front of him.

He Yi knelt on the ground and dared not move. The Yellow Turban Army that was transporting the grain had been disarmed by the strong man's men.

The burly man held a long knife to He Yi's neck and asked, "Is he a corrupt official?"

He Yi nodded.

Wei Xiaobao kicked He Yi on the back and cursed, "Your grandfather, you want to drag me down with you before you die."

The strong man glanced at Wei Xiaobao and said with a smile, "What else do you have to say?"

Wei Xiaobao cursed in his heart, "I was a corrupt official in the Qing Dynasty, but it's not your turn as a Han Dynasty bandit to kill me, right? Damn Tang Zhou, if I died in the Han Dynasty, I wouldn't forgive you even as a ghost."

A fast horse was chasing them from a distance, and the rider on the horse shouted, "Don't harm my master's life!"

Wei Xiaobao saw who was coming and shouted, "Big Black Bull, save me!"

The person who came was Dian Wei.

Dian Wei pointed at the strong man and said, "Let my master go, and I will spare your life!"

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "Luckily it was Big Black Bull who came. If anyone else had come, they might not have been able to defeat this tiger."

The man smiled and said, "You are just a lackey of a corrupt official. How dare you be so arrogant? Once I capture you, I will send you off together."

Dian Wei took off the double halberds behind him and said, "Since you want to die, mount your horse and fight!"

The man jumped onto the horse, held the knife in one hand, clamped his legs around the horse's belly and rushed towards Dian Wei.

Although Wei Xiaobao was still tied up, he was lying on the ground at this time, like a concubine in a painting, waiting to watch the big black bull fight the tiger.

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "Lü is number one, Zhao is number two, and Dian Wei is number three. No matter how powerful you are, you can defeat the third-ranked Big Black Bull."

The man slashed Dian Wei's face with his long sword. Dian Wei raised his double halberds to block. The two horses kicked against each other, and the man and Dian Wei had switched positions.

There was a sound of ping-pong, and the two had already fought for several rounds.

Wei Xiaobao cheered: "This is much more exciting than the fancy spears on the stage!"

He Yi knelt on the ground and turned to look at Wei Xiaobao.

Wei Xiaobao was so focused on watching the show that he had completely forgotten about He Yi, who had wanted to kill him earlier.

The more Wei Xiaobao watched, the more bored he felt. He looked up at the sun and saw that it had been about two hours. He thought to himself, "These two are just slashing at each other with their swords and hammering at each other with their halberds. How boring! That old idiot Cao Cao hasn't come looking for me yet. I guess all he cares about now is food."

Dian Wei and the man were both exhausted from the fight and retreated to their respective locations to rest.

Dian Wei said, "Before the winner is decided, you are not allowed to hurt my master!"

The man didn't say anything. He took the kettle from his subordinate, drank a few gulps, and threw the kettle to Dian Wei.

Dian Wei was not polite either. He tilted his head back and poured all the remaining water in the kettle into his mouth.

Not long after, the strong man mounted his horse again and challenged Dian Wei to a fight. Dian Wei didn't waste any words and jumped on his horse to meet him.

Wei Xiaobao was panting heavily, thinking to himself, "The gentlemen in the teahouse are unreliable. Lu, Zhao, and Dian Wei are all liars. They've been fighting for so long and there's still no winner. Isn't this big tiger even more powerful than my second brother? When I get back, the first thing I'm going to do is flip the table in the teahouse!"

Wei Xiaobao became more and more bored the more he read, and finally fell asleep.

He Yi was surprised to see that Wei Xiaobao was so open-minded.

(End of this chapter)