My buddy is actually a Cao Cao type top laner?

Chapter 77: Fooling, and then Fooling~
"Fishing?"

When they knew the purpose of Luo Ji's trip, not only PPGOD, but even Kasa looked at him strangely.

Don’t be fooled by all the jokes about fishermen on the Internet, saying that fishing is the final destination of middle-aged people, but the fact is that they are not yet middle-aged.

and.

They didn't bring any fishing gear or tackle, not even any bait.

"Yeah, it's fishing. As for the fishing gear, you guys don't understand, right? If you really buy a set of fishing gear, you'll only use it once or twice before it's put away. We don't have many holidays, so we don't have much time to use it."

"But if we rent or borrow."

"It's enough to experience it once and enjoy it once, and you can save a lot of money at the same time."

Looking at Luo Ji in front of him, he looked like an experienced driver.

Kasa hesitated for a moment and said:

"But I looked at the prices of those fishing tackles, they're not expensive."

"."

Hearing Kasa's words, Luo Ji looked at him deeply.

can only say.

I hope this guy doesn't get addicted, otherwise he will be like a newbie who thinks the price of the fishing rod + bait is just so-so at first, and then he starts buying more and more and can't stop.

Later on, you will find that the money spent on fishing is not much cheaper than smoking.

"So the question is, where should we go fishing now, the fishing ground?"

PPGOD looked around.

They seemed to have arrived at the entrance of a village.

Near here.

I didn't see any fishing grounds either.

Hear the words.

Luo Ji glanced at his head lightly:
"Look over there."

Looking in the direction he was pointing, they immediately saw a group of middle-aged women sitting at the entrance of the village.

Even if you have never encountered this situation, you have more or less known that it is the legendary ace intelligence force at the village entrance.

It's just a cough while passing by.

The next day, the whole village was saying that you were a terrorist organization with kidney deficiency.

"Should we ask them?"

"of course."

PPGOD hesitated.

I thought about it.

It seemed like I was just hitchhiking today, so I couldn't say anything else, but asking a question should be no problem, so I volunteered to walk towards the village entrance.

"Hello, aunties."

He didn't waste any time and got straight to the point. "Well, I'd like to ask if there are any fishing spots nearby, or places that are crowded and suitable for fishing?"

Hear this.

The aunts who had noticed the three of them a long time ago turned around and looked at PPGOD carefully:
"This little doll is a bit thin."

"Farm work is probably tough for them, but those two over there are okay. The one with glasses is tall, and the one without is handsome. My daughter should like them very much."

"It seems these three are not from our nearby village."

"Of course not. There are only a few tall and handsome young men in our village who have come back."

The aunties started whispering to each other, making PPGOD, who was already a bit introverted, feel a little embarrassed.

Fortunately.

Karsa's radar sent out a signal again, and he provided timely support as soon as the assistant encountered problems.

"Hello, ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to know if there's a fishing ground nearby or a place with a lot of people fishing."

When the leading lady heard this, she hesitated for a moment and said:

"Hey guys, do you have a partner?"

Kasa was stunned.

Nowadays, when asking for directions, do you have to ask if you have a partner?
Is this some local custom?
However, in the spirit of answering every question, he still answered honestly: "It used to be, but it's gone now."

The aunt's expression became even more strange: "Did you lose your job recently?"

Kasa thought about it again.

Although he had joined V5 now, he had indeed lost his job at TES before, so it was not wrong to say so, and he nodded.

now.

An older woman nearby spoke up, "Young man, have you been staying up late every day lately, and feeling like the days ahead seem endless?"

Kasa's eyes lit up, and he subconsciously asked, "Auntie, how did you know?"

Isn't it?

Get up every day to train, close your eyes to sleep, and occasionally play a game. This high-intensity cycle lasts fourteen or fifteen hours a day. Isn’t it endless?

Listen.

A bunch of aunties started shaking their heads frantically. "Don't ask. There's no land or fishing grounds nearby. You should go back early. Listen to the aunties' advice. Get more rest, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and get more sleep. Time will help you get through it."

Kasa, PPGOD: ???
No.

They were just asking for directions!

Until now.

Luo Ji finally walked out from the back and said as he walked:

"Have you found out the location? Old Song won't be able to hold out for much longer. If we don't get the news to Datou quickly, what if that damn adulterer runs away?"

Kasa, PPGOD: "Huh?"

What adulterer?
Aren’t they here to ask about the fishing location?
The two were a little confused.

However, the aunties nearby pricked up their ears, and their eyes lit up as if they had discovered discounted eggs in the supermarket.

"What big head? Which big head? Hey, little kid, tell auntie, I know everyone with a big head around here, regardless of gender, age or status. I'll definitely find it for you."

Listen to Luo Ji's words.

A dozen middle-aged women immediately surrounded Luo Ji. Some brought him water, some fanned him, and some even took the initiative to put melon seeds into his pockets.

Face.

It is also filled with the desire for knowledge called gossip.

Luo Ji followed the guidance of the aunties and sat down on the chair, putting on an attitude of being disappointed with his friend:
"Isn't this the big head who likes fishing? We don't know his name, but his head is bigger than ours, so we call him Big Head."

"We usually have a good time together and often go fishing together, but today we went to his house again to find him out fishing, and guess what we saw?"

"What did you see?" The aunts became curious and asked hurriedly.

"Hey, stop talking. When we got to the door, we heard some noise inside. At first, we laughed at this old man for being so shameless and making such loud noises in broad daylight. But then we realized that the noise didn't match him. It was a fucking outsider inside!"

Speaking of which.

Luo Ji even showed an indignant expression as if he would risk his life for his brother.

"So we quickly called a group of brothers to block the door, and then we came here to find him and go home. But you know, auntie, those of us who like to fish usually hide secretly when we find a good spot and don't tell others where we are."

"All we know is that he's nearby."

"But where is there a good fishing spot nearby? I'm completely clueless. That's why I thought of asking the aunties for directions and seeing if I can bring him back quickly."

After listening.

The aunts started to get agitated instantly.

"Big head, which big head?" asked an old lady.

"The old men are getting fatter and bigger in age. Their heads are bigger than these kids'," another auntie said.

"They said the one who likes fishing is Ergou, Fugui, or that Nan Laoba from the next village?"

"It should be Lao Ba. That old guy usually likes to play with young people. I was wondering how he could be addicted to that. Fishing all day long would make it easy for people to steal from his house."

Amid the whispers of the aunties, Luo Ji still heard a few key words, saying that there was a lake somewhere nearby and there were a lot of people fishing there.

Hear this.

Luo Ji spoke again:

"Aunties, I heard you say there's a place nearby where a lot of people go fishing? Is that true? We can't block the door for too long. If we find the wrong spot and waste time, who knows, the adulterer might escape in some way."

"Hey, young man, can these aunts still deceive you?"

An old lady said:

"Just walk straight north from the village entrance. When you reach a fork in the road, take the small path that's not concreted. It's downhill, and you'll soon see a lake. Follow the lake to the right, and you'll see a lot of people fishing there. The water quality is very good after the government cleared the silt there, and there are so many small carp that most people can't find them."

Luo Ji nodded thoughtfully:

"Okay, wait until I successfully catch the adulterer with my friend, then I'll come back and thank the aunts for their help. They're all good people."

"Hey, kid, tell your aunt this, go quickly."

"Thank you, aunties."

Looking at Luo Ji who was greeting the aunties while asking them to leave with him, Kasa and PPGOD both felt a little confused.

this.
Are you asking about the location now?

No!

If they knew where it was, why didn't they want to tell us when they first asked?!
Looking at his jungler and support, he looked like he was doubting his life.

Luo Ji sighed.

explained:
"You guys, don't you even look at what you just answered?"

"When people ask you if you have a partner, you say no. When they ask you if you have a job, you say no. When they ask you if you feel like your life is endless, you say yes too."

"Those who know you are going fishing, while those who don't think you are going to feed the fish."

"Didn't you feel anything when you replied?"

The corners of their mouths twitched.

seem
It is indeed a bit ambiguous.

No wonder those aunties advised them to go back and read more books and newspapers. It turns out that their advice is irrelevant and they are all thinking in the wrong direction.

Follow the path given by the aunt at the village entrance.

The three of them wandered around, took one path after another, and finally saw the so-called lake after going downhill. It was different from the lakes in the city.

Although it is not crystal clear, it at least looks a little cleaner.

The point is.

This location is obviously deserted and has a quiet environment. People who often dump corpses should like such places.

but.
When the three of them started walking along the lake to the right.

Soon.

As far as the eye could see, there was a fisherman standing every few dozen meters, extending from one end of their sight to the other.

Not even just one side, but both sides were full.

It's like a tower defense game.

“Lots of fishermen.”

"Where there are a lot of fishermen, there are bound to be a lot of fish. The key is those fishing rods. See? Almost everyone has several fishing rods, and some even have more than a dozen."

After Luo Ji's reminder, Karsa and PPGOD also noticed this scene.

The so-called quantitative change leads to qualitative change.

The possibility of so many fishing rods per person is perhaps because they are mainly using the rod-in-the-sea tactic?
The three of them groped their way forward.

Finally, I came behind an uncle who was holding more than ten fishing rods.

This time.

Karsa has learned a lot from PPGOD.

Although they wanted to borrow a fishing rod, or rent one, the two men who had suffered losses before would definitely not go out on their own this time. They planned to see how Luo Ji would borrow the rod.

The uncle who was fishing obviously saw the arrival of the three of them.

Just one glance.

It can be determined that these three young people are not from the nearby village.

Are you here to experience fishing?
The uncle thought to himself that this river area was famous for its abundance of fish. He guessed that some fisherman must have leaked the information, causing it to become popular on a certain sweet potato website. These three were probably here to scout out the location.

After these three days, a flood of young people will come and destroy the tranquility here.

Think of this.

The uncle was just about to wait for Luo Ji and others to speak so that he could find an excuse to send them back.

next second.

Then I saw Luo Ji standing next to the uncle with a "newbie" look on his face.

He opened his mouth and said:

"Uncle, we've been looking all the way over here, and you have the most fishing rods. We thought you must be the best fisherman in this area."

"Can we study next to each other?"

"It's not a waste of time to learn. We can pay the tuition. We really want to learn, but we're afraid of wasting money on random fishing gear. That's why we want to find a good one to teach us and learn how to get into fishing at the same time."

The light in the uncle's eyes can be seen with the naked eye.

Bright.

(End of this chapter)