I've never felt happy to become an immortal.

Chapter 104: Explosion at First Glance (Slightly Enhanced -in- Edition)

"what--!"

The middle-aged woman witnessed the Eye of the Buddha in her hand shattering into pieces.

In an instant, his face turned pale, and he fell to the ground, grabbing the broken parts on the ground.

"How is this possible? How could this happen? No, this is impossible!"

She prayed repeatedly, chanting: "Buddha Mother, Buddha Mother, I beg you to open your eyes, Buddha Mother, Buddha Mother..."

He knelt on the ground and kept praying and muttering like a lunatic.

Bai Xuan took a step back and looked away: "Are you okay?"

"I, I'm fine." Qin Xiaochan said, lowering her head to look at the child hugging her thighs.

The latter also woke up from his daze, looked around, and asked in a baby voice: "Who are you? Where is this place?"

Qin Xiaochan squatted down and pinched the child's cheek: "Don't be afraid, sister will take you to find your father and mother, okay?"

"Okay, okay."

This child seems to be born without fear of strangers, or maybe it's because Qin Xiaochan is beautiful and friendly.

"What should we do next?" Qin Xiaochan asked in a whisper, "Should we contact the government?"

"Once the official arrives, you will also be taken in to record your statement." Bai Xuan said, "You will be without an identity card and will definitely be considered a stowaway."

Qin Xiaochan thought for a moment and handed the child to Bai Xuan: "Then I'll leave first?"

"Yike..." Bai Xuan said, "She was on the phone the whole time. If nothing unexpected happens, there should be other accomplices at the scene. You should pay attention to them."

"Don't worry, if there really is one, I can recognize it immediately." Qin Xiaochan is in the realm of profound wisdom, with a subtle observation. With a glance, it is impossible for ordinary people to lie.

"Okay, I'll take care of this and then I'll meet up with you." Bai Xuan took the child and handed over the phone: "You should know how to use it."

"Well, it's not difficult. I can learn it after watching it."

She had been curious about the cell phone for a long time and had often watched Bai Xuan clicking on it, but her modesty as an empress did not allow her to ask for it.

After getting it, I couldn't let it go.

Some passersby nearby noticed the middle-aged woman kneeling on the ground and praying, and the crowd grew larger and larger.

"You can continue to pray for a while longer." Bai Xuan said to the middle-aged woman, "Why are you sitting on the ground pretending to be innocent?"

The middle-aged woman stood up suddenly and said sharply, "I am a follower of the Buddha Mother. You dare to disrupt the Buddha Mother's will, and you will suffer retribution!"

Bai Xuan said expressionlessly, "That Buddha Mother of yours seemed to split open as soon as she looked at me. Isn't that a bit too lame?"

"You must have used some kind of magic! That's why the Buddha Mother ignored me!" The middle-aged woman was filled with anxiety. "This is a precious token of love. What should I do?"

Bai Xuan couldn't help but laugh out loud: "What era is this? Why are you still superstitious about these things?"

"That's right, auntie, are you okay?" A passerby also rolled her eyes.

"Are you a religious person? Then you believe in the God of Wealth. What about the Buddha Mother? You've never heard of her." A Christian passed by.

"I think you don't believe in Cthulhu like me. Our circle is so loving. We have dinner and group running every week." A young man started to make trouble.

"You, you guys!" The middle-aged woman's eyes turned red with anger, and she cursed at everyone around her: "You are so disrespectful to the Buddha Mother. Be careful that you will not have a good death!"

"Neuropathy!"

"NT, DN!"

Bai Xuan said calmly, "When the sheriff arrives later, you can recite it slowly on the regret bench."

The middle-aged woman only reacted at this time and hurriedly got up and ran away. She couldn't be caught, otherwise she would be sentenced to life imprisonment.

She is a loyal believer of the Buddha Mother. Once she enters there, how can she be loyal to the Buddha Mother and earn merit points? How can she live a long life and be among the immortals?

Just as he tried to run away, he missed a step and fell heavily to the ground, seeing stars and holding his legs and wailing.

"Who the hell is that!"

Bai Xuan, holding the child, followed the middle-aged woman slowly.

The latter had not taken a few steps when another gust of wind blew and forced her into a split on the spot.

“Ouch, ahh ...

The people around were amazed.

Some people also wanted to go up and help, but were frightened by the middle-aged woman's scolding.

The doll Bai Xuan was holding was not afraid either, and clapped his hands happily.

This went on for three full minutes, but the middle-aged woman still couldn't run a hundred meters. She fell with her face bruised and swollen, and several of her teeth broken. She didn't dare to stand up at all, so she lay on the ground trembling, begging, "Buddha Mother, please spare my life, Buddha Mother, please spare my life."

She thought that she was not pious enough or not careful enough, and that she had ruined the Buddha Mother's good deeds, so she was being punished.

A traffic policeman who was on duty nearby was taking a break and eating a box lunch when he was called over by enthusiastic citizens.

When I saw the middle-aged woman lying on the ground, I subconsciously thought she was the victim.

"Comrade police officer, you've arrived just in time." Bai Xuan interrupted him and said calmly, "I'm reporting this person as a human trafficker. The child I have is hers."

The traffic policeman's expression, which had originally contained some reluctance and sympathy, suddenly changed. He trembled as he realized that a huge achievement might have been delivered to his door. He first turned his head and took a sip of water, then said seriously, "Tell me the details of the situation, and I will report it immediately!"

The onlookers were no longer sleepy and gathered around, pointing and talking.

“It turned out to be a human trafficker.”

"It's not a good thing!"

"He deserved to fall like this. People like him will be punished by heaven sooner or later!"

The middle-aged woman continued to pray to the Buddha Mother for protection, turned a deaf ear to the traffic police's questions, and refused to cooperate at all.

Bai Xuan explained the situation calmly, talking about what happened after he bought milk tea and came back. He did not deliberately hide Qin Xiaochan in the middle, but just mentioned that she was an enthusiastic citizen. He pretended that the two did not know each other, and he did not know where the girl had gone.

I believe the police will not specifically investigate the relationship between the two, as they cannot find out Qin Xiaochan's background at all.

The most important thing is not Bai Xuan and Qin Xiaochan, but the "cargo" in the hands of this human trafficker, that is, the child.

Once the child's parents are contacted, it will be easy to confirm the fact that this middle-aged woman has abducted a child.

So after hearing this, the traffic police felt safe. The child was in their hands, and they had caught the criminal red-handed. It was finally my turn as a small traffic police to claim this huge credit!
After a while, the traffic police colleagues drove to the scene.

The group took the police's VIP seats and arrived at the nearest police station.

Traffic police generally do not have the power to arrest, but they can exercise the power in an emergency. This is a special case, and it is reported by the public, so it is a credit that comes to their doorstep.

When they arrived at the police station, the middle-aged woman sat on the regret bench, and the rest of the problems fell on others.

Bai Xuan went to take a statement.

A pretty female sheriff came over and reached out to take the baby away, but the baby burst into tears as soon as she touched it.

The little kid locked Bai Xuan's neck with both hands and refused to let go.

"You're quite clingy." Bai Xuan smiled helplessly and patted the child's back gently.

The girls at the scene were so moved by this scene... A handsome guy with outstanding temperament plus such a cute little baby, what a perfect combination.

After coaxing for a while, the little baby finally let go and was taken away by the sheriff while sucking his thumb. Bai Xuan began to take a simple statement. The whole process was relaxed and pleasant.

As enthusiastic citizens who reported criminals, the sheriffs present were very friendly. In addition, Bai Xuan's succubus physique was taking effect, and the record was subtly moving towards checking his household registration.

"Thank you, Mr. Bai... We've contacted the child's parents, and they're both extremely worried. We can now almost confirm that the middle-aged woman abducted and trafficked the child, and she's very likely a repeat offender." An experienced sheriff personally escorted Bai Xuan out the door. "Thanks to you, you saved a family that was on the verge of breaking apart! On behalf of the people, I want to thank you for your contribution to society!"

"That's too much to say. It's my duty to do what I can."

After a simple handshake, Bai Xuan walked out of the Public Security Bureau.

"This young man has a good mental and physical appearance, and has a good character... I really want to recruit him." The detachment leader said with emotion.

"Team Leader, I rarely hear you praise someone like this."

"You guys don't have anything to brag about... Just this young man, with this face and this aura, just sitting here! Even if he doesn't do anything, this whole room is filled with that kind of righteous spirit!"

"Isn't that just good looks?"

"You look average, you don't know, some people are born with the face of an evil nemesis, which is really useful when doing external propaganda."

"Why don't I get this treatment? I'm not ugly."

"You're not ugly, you're just too ordinary, so you're suitable for criminal investigation."

"what?"

"Your biggest advantage is that your face is so common that others can't remember it."

……

Just after walking out of the corner of the Public Security Bureau, Bai Xuan found a convenience store, bought a bottle of happy water, borrowed the owner's cell phone, and made a call.

"Where are you now?"

"Where am I?"

"Open a shared location."

"How to open it?"

"emmm..."

After some difficult communication, Bai Xuan determined her exact location and rushed there by car.

Fortunately, I have the habit of carrying paper and pen with me, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to call a taxi if I left my phone.

Coming to the suburbs of Lu City, it used to be considered an urban village. Later, the roads were built, the projects were ruined, the developers ran away, and this place gradually withered.

When Bai Xuan found Qin Xiaochan, the latter was standing in the alley and waving.

"You didn't do anything, did you?"

"Should I take action?" Qin Xiaochan swiped her phone, playing a connect-the-dots game without any instruction. "I just thought there was something fishy about this group of people, so I didn't rush in. Otherwise, I could have killed them all in one or two moves."

"Sure enough, that Buddha Mother's eyeball has an effect on you?"

"Yes, but not much. I was just trying to control the urge to punch her to death." Qin Xiaochan pouted, "I just almost couldn't help it."

There are still certain unknown dangers in this world, although the danger level should not be too high. After all, I would explode if I just looked at it.

"Are you sure it's here?"

"Do you suspect that I will lose you? This group of people don't realize it at all. Don't underestimate my abilities!" Qin Xiaochan was absolutely confident in her body skills.

Bai Xuan thought for a moment and said, "Then go in and clean up that group of people."

Qin Xiaochan tilted her head: "Aren't you going to do it yourself?"

"I have no cultivation."

"Even if he doesn't have any cultivation, wouldn't it be more than enough to kill a few petty thieves?" Qin Xiaochan quipped, crossing her arms. "It's all over the palace. He's the top of the Crouching Dragon List. He dared to kill a Grandmaster before he even entered the palace. He's even more impressive after entering the palace. Why is he so hesitant now?"

Can that be the same?

In another world, you can squander your life at will, but here you only have one life!

Of course, Bai Xuan wouldn't tell the truth, so he added an explanation: "I am a law-abiding citizen."

"So you're worried about getting your hands dirty." Qin Xiaochan looked at her delicate white hands: "I really don't understand, aren't you on both sides? Is there any need to distinguish them? You really are just a small fry~"

“…” Bai Xuan remained silent.

"Okay, it was just a joke." Qin Xiaochan realized that she might have teased him too much, so she coughed lightly and changed the subject: "I know you have your own ideas, but... I will do things my own way."

"You want to ask if it's okay to kill someone."

“~” The little girl didn’t comment and just smiled.

"Are all the women in the palace as murderous as you?"

"No, maybe I'm the only one like this." Qin Xiaochan licked her lips gently: "I just can't forgive those who hurt children."

She poked her finger: "Of course, if you don't want me to kill them, I can leave them with a breath."

"Leaving them alive would be a waste of medical resources," Bai Xuan said. "It's not worth it for the country to spend money on treating these people."

"That……"

"Let me think."

When saying this, Bai Xuan himself was a little bit unbelievable.

Are we bringing over the habits of another world, treating human life as worthless? Isn't this trampling on modern laws?

The life of a criminal is also a life. Even if it was Qin Xiaochan who did it instead of himself, he was still condoning lynching.

Sure enough, after possessing power beyond the mundane, one will always try to override the rules.

Regardless of whether the starting point is good or bad.

This is not a good thing.

"I didn't expect that killing a few people would bother you so much." Qin Xiaochan looked at Bai Xuan strangely. "You didn't give me that pedantic impression before." "It's not that I'm pedantic, but because I don't think I have the right to judge other people's lives, at least not here." Bai Xuan seemed to be trying to convince himself, "This is my world, and everything should be done according to the rules. If you can override the law with force, you will only become more unscrupulous in the future."

"Is that so?" Qin Xiaochan snapped her fingers. "Then I have an idea... Just pretend you're a step too late. By the time you arrive, I'll have killed everyone here. That way, you won't have to worry about that."

"This is nothing but self-deception..." Bai Xuan shook his head and noticed the smile on Qin Xiaochan's lips: "Wait, you won't really-"

"Hmm~ guess?" Qin Xiaochan rubbed her cheek with the back of her hand like a cat, as if bright red blood would drip from her fingertips.

Bai Xuan clenched his fists and was about to push the door open.

"Okay, I was just kidding. I didn't kill them." Qin Xiaochan stopped him. She turned around and stood on tiptoe. "But I just tested it and I know you really care about the lives of those criminals. If that's the case, I won't kill them... If I don't kill them, I won't feel any burden. If I kill you, you'll be unhappy."

She paused, stood under the street light, and said softly, "I don't want you to be unhappy."

She blurted out this sentence subconsciously, and then she realized the inappropriateness of this sentence, and she made up for it herself: "Because, because you are very important to Nanchu, what if you become the prince consort in the future... or even the emperor of Nanchu."

"Ah, anyway, you know what I mean."

Qin Xiaochan thought for a while before finding the right adjective.

"I have very few friends, and you are considered one of them. Naturally, I hope you can be happy, so that I can be happy too."

After saying that, she climbed over the high wall and jumped in.

"who!"

"Which one are you!"

"Fuck, I'm pooping..."

"Oh my god, the pit exploded!"

"Brothers, grab your weapons!"

"Huh? Bend a steel pipe with your bare hands! We're filming a movie!"

"It's a hallucination, it must be a hallucination! It can't scare me! Goddess of Buddha, bless me!"

"Help! My legs are kicking my back! Buddha Mother, Buddha Mother...Ah——!"

"Call the police, call the police!"

"Are you crazy? Call the police and arrest us!"

"That's better than being twisted into a basketball by her!"

The chaos lasted for about five minutes.

Qin Xiaochan clapped her hands, pushed open the door and walked out, clapping her hands. There was not a drop of blood on her body, not even a drop of sweat.

On the fifth level of the Dengtian Tower, he beat these little Karamis, killing them all without a single blow.

"It's over." She gave a thumbs up: "No one was killed."

Bai Xuan smelled a foul odor in the air and thought that the person who was thrown into the cesspool must be living a life worse than death.

He waved his hand, and the wind moved quickly. His wind-controlling ability accelerated the air flow and dispelled the stench.

After entering, we quickly found some children who had not yet been released, all placed in the basement.

Qin Xiaochan pointed to the corridor and said, "There's a statue enshrined in here. It has a strange aura. I didn't dare get too close, or my Qi would automatically counterattack and shatter it."

Bai Xuan walked to the entrance of the corridor and saw the specific appearance of the statue. It was a black Buddha statue with six arms and a vertical pupil between the eyebrows.

“Is this the Buddha Mother?”

He touched his chin and complained, "You're so ugly."

As soon as she finished speaking, the vertical pupil between the eyebrows of the Buddha Mother emitted a faint light, but it dissipated the moment it touched Bai Xuan.

Crack... The Buddha statue started to split from the center of the eyebrows and broke into two pieces.

Qin Xiaochan blinked and opened her mouth slightly.

She was certain that the faint light just now had a direct effect on the soul, and if it were her, she would definitely suffer.

But not only was Bai Xuan fine, he even bounced back?

Directly cracked the Buddha statue?
What level of soul is this? Isn’t the purity too high?
It's like a person punches a mountain with all his strength. The mountain doesn't move at all, but the person may suffer a broken bone.

Bai Xuan seemed completely unaware. He glanced at the cracked Buddha statue and clapped his hands. The immortals who had reincarnated for a hundred generations pointed at it and laughed, "Not only is she a lewd worshipper, she's also very sensitive. She cracked after I said a word to her."

After confirming that the place had been cleared, he picked up a mobile phone that had fallen on the ground, dialed 110, and simply said that there were a large number of criminals at this address.

He threw it aside without waiting for the operator to react.

"How do we get back next?"

"Fly back." Bai Xuan said, "If we walk back directly, we'll be caught by the surveillance cameras. Flying five kilometers away should be fine."

Normal surveillance is aimed at the ground and rarely at the sky. There is also a lack of surveillance around this house, which is a blind spot.

Qin Xiaochan showed her cute little fangs: "Do you want me to carry you flying, Brother Trash?"

"It's troublesome." Bai Xuan didn't want to do it, but there was nothing he could do.

Qin Xiaochan injected a wisp of true energy into Bai Xuan with her palm, and the two of them jumped high.

At this time in a residential house.

A man was on the rooftop making a phone call: "Honey, please believe me. I won't lie. I'm really an honest and sincere man. Yes, I love you too. You must believe me... Damn, someone is flying! Honey, I saw someone... Hello? Hello!"

……

When I got home, it was already dark.

I hurried to a Hanfu shop, returned the clothes, and removed my makeup.

When I rode my electric scooter back to my residence, I saw the old man with a stern face from afar.

Bai Wuwei originally planned to scold his grandson for letting the lonely old man have lunch at home without even leaving a note.

But after seeing Qin Xiaochan, he became a little more amiable.

"Who is this little girl?"

"I'm his sister." Qin Xiaochan answered smoothly.

Bai Wuwei was obviously stunned for a second, then turned to look at Bai Xuan and asked, "When did your mother remarry?"

Bai Xuan: “…”

When the beautiful mother heard this, she was determined to let him experience the violent and powerful motherly love.

"Grandpa, please don't misunderstand me." Bai Xuan pointed at Qin Xiaochan and said, "She's the younger sister of a friend of mine. I knew her in college. She's currently a high school student. Something happened at home, so she came here temporarily to stay for two days. She'll be leaving soon."

"High school student, how old are you?" the old man asked seemingly casually.

"fifteen."

"That's a little small." Bai Wuwei put his hands behind his back and glanced at his eldest grandson. He seemed to have something to say, but didn't say it out loud.

The old man must have had the wrong idea.

But Bai Xuan was too lazy to explain. Explanation would be a cover-up, and saying too much would only make him suspected. Once he put on the hat of lolita, he couldn't take it off.

Back home, had dinner.

After dinner, Qin Xiaochan played with the dog in the yard.

Bai Wuwei said to Bai Xuan, who was washing dishes, "Don't go after minors just because you can't find a partner. You can find a gigolo, but don't be a half-baked person. The Bai family can't afford to lose this person."

"You really think too much." Bai Xuan's face was full of tension. "I really don't have any interest in this aspect. I'm just taking care of her temporarily and will send her back soon."

"Then clean up a room and make it available for her to live in." Bai Wuwei took a sip of the tea that soothed her greasiness. "You brought it back yourself, so take good care of it."

Bai Xuan nodded.

Bai Wuwei added, "Your aunt called today and I told her you weren't home."

Bai Xuan hummed again: "I will contact her later."

"Grandpa knows it's not easy for you either." Bai Wuwei patted his grandson's shoulder. It was because his mother and aunt didn't get along, so he had to choose one side.

……

After dinner, the old man went out to find someone to play chess with.

Bai Xuan sat on the sofa and watched TV with Qin Xiaochan to pass the time.

The content on the children's channel was just right for her. She watched it without blinking and was completely mesmerized.

After spending a day together, Qin Xiaochan gave Bai Xuan an indescribable sense of separation.

She is quirky, but easy to fool and coax.

Sometimes he is smart and clever, but more often he is startled.

I don't like deep thinking, but my intuition is extremely sharp.

So, it's very divided.

He is like an adult and a child at the same time; sometimes he is very considerate and sometimes he seems clumsy and unreasonable.

Bai Xuan couldn't quite understand her, but he could more or less guess that she was not just a palace maid.

But he never associated her with Jiang Wanyue. After all, Emperor Nanchu was the third-ranked expert on the Earth List, while Qin Xiaochan was only at the fifth level of the Heavenly Ascension Tower.

Qin Xiaochan sat on the sofa, watching TV, her heart filled with indescribable laziness and comfort.

Although she knew this was not her home and she was just a guest, she felt that this place was better than that palace.

There is no need for so many servants, no need for so much respect, just an ordinary house, whether it is spacious or cramped.

It would be great if we could just sit together, watch new shows, taste fruits we have never eaten before, and spend the evening leisurely.

It reminded her of the days when she would sit under the eaves and count the stars while holding her little sister.

The Nanchu Palace is so big, but there is no place that feels like her home.

She leaned back on the sofa, her eyelids unconsciously starting to droop.

"Sleepy?"

"Well... a little."

"The room has been cleaned up." Bai Xuan said, "You can go and rest."

"Room..." Qin Xiaochan rubbed her eyes: "Don't you want to sleep together?"

"Woof?" The big yellow dog was startled when he heard it. He stood up and looked around - are you in this kind of relationship?
Bai Xuan quickly looked outside, luckily no one passed by and heard this terrifying statement.

"Why do we need to sleep together?"

"If you want to go back, of course we have to sleep together."

"You were so hesitant about riding in the back of the electric scooter for five minutes, and now you're okay with sleeping in the same bed?" Bai Xuan was surprised. "It's only been one day, and your moral standards have slipped so much?"

Qin Xiaochan yawned lazily: "At this point, it doesn't matter if I let go of my reserve. It's all a necessary sacrifice. Besides, you have no cultivation and are very pedantic. I'm not worried about what you might do to me."

She covered her lips and smiled: "I can tell from one glance that you don't even dare to go to a brothel on weekdays."

She walked towards the stairs: "I'm really sleepy, I don't care about you, I'm going to sleep first."

"Good night."

"Good...night?" Qin Xiaochan stood on the stairs. It was the first time she heard this expression. She waved her hand and said, "Good night."

Tonight is still a peaceful night at the Bai family residence.

……

In the south, in a village on the coast.

An old woman broke the Buddhist beads on her wrist, and the bright red beads fell to the ground and rolled all over.

Inside the room, the candlelight was dim.

Her face was dark and ferocious.

A pool of blood dripped from the center of his eyebrows, making a hissing and corrosive sound when it hit the ground.

"Damn it! Who on earth is ruining my plans and even hurting my essence from a distance?"

"Ten years of hard work, destroyed in an instant! Poor son!"

"Impossible! The righteous gods have long been extinct. Who else could have such power?"

The Great Black Buddha Mother was so furious that she smashed half of the altar on the spot. She was extremely angry, but she was just venting her emotions.

After a brief moment, she calmed down. "Regardless of whether they are righteous gods or not... they should be kept at a distance. If they can't be provoked, they can be avoided. At worst, they can remain silent for another ten years. I don't believe anyone will find them again!"

Picking up the withered corpse of a baby on the altar, she wrapped it in layers of black cloth and hid it against her chest. The old woman walked out the door with a hunched back, muttering, "My son, I will make you a human being again in my arms!"

A month later, the public security departments of many provinces launched a joint action. A cult organization that trafficked children in villages and towns along the southern coastal areas was destroyed by the public security departments in one fell swoop when it was holding obscene activities. All the criminals who were directly or indirectly involved were arrested.

(End of this chapter)