I've never felt happy to become an immortal.

Chapter 105: Treat it as a dream, it will be gone when you wake up (Ordinary -in-)

Bai Xuan didn't plan to go back so soon.

He plans to rest here for a while.

Now that I have moved back to my hometown, the four major needs of life, food, clothing, housing and transportation, are basically met.

My family members don’t urge me to find a job at all.

The old man holds the attitude that his children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. He is not even afraid of his own son being a gigolo, so naturally he is not afraid that his grandson will starve to death.

Besides, if you put these three generations together when they were young, in terms of appearance and temperament, Bai Xuan > his father > his grandfather.

The old man can only be ranked last, and he is still living off his grandmother Shangguan Ying; his father relies on his handsome face, but is also raised as a gigolo by his mother with a wave of her hand; if Bai Xuan really doesn't want to work hard, there are plenty of shortcuts he can take.

What Bai Wuwei was worried about was that his eldest grandson was suffering.

Because Bai Xuan's parents were absent for many years in his life, although his beautiful mother took care of him during his three years of high school, she was actually not a mother but a strict father. Because of his father's early reincarnation in his life, he had a very weak impression of his father, which led to his style of doing things that did not follow his own precedent.

When my father was young, he was a ghost-fire boy who liked to be active and disliked being quiet. He loved socializing very much. Although he learned his lesson after falling and almost dying, he still had the image of a playboy overall. He rowed a boat without oars. It is said that he did not restrain himself much after getting married and often did all kinds of abstract operations.

Let me give you a simple example. He would occasionally get up in the middle of the night and squat outside for half an hour. At first, his pretty mother thought her husband was cheating on her, so she secretly installed a surveillance camera outside. The next day, when she checked the video, she found that he had quietly taken the milk powder can out without his cell phone or phone call. He just squatted outside the door and secretly ate his son's milk powder. His pretty mother was so angry that she laughed. People really laugh when they are speechless to the extreme.

Bai Xuan is the opposite. When he was young, he read books, played games, listened to music and traveled alone. Later, he awakened and obtained the Dark Moon Portal, which opened the door to a new world. This made him take a different path from his biological father. He adopted an energy-saving mode in the real world, giving people the impression of being steady and calm.

Piaoliang's mother also said that there was not a trace of his father in Bai Xuan. She couldn't say whether this was a good thing or not. At least with Bai Xuan's personality, he didn't have to worry about being cheated by bad women in society. He himself had a hundred tricks up his sleeve, and ordinary people could never beat him.

In short, the fine traditions of the Bai family seem to be breaking down in Bai Xuan's generation.

Bai Wuwei mostly urged his eldest grandson to find a partner as soon as possible, but he was not worried about his job because his mother earned so much that it was enough for him to live a leisurely life.

Since the elders didn't urge him, Bai Xuan felt even more relaxed.

Especially now that the 'wearing armor' function has been opened, he wondered whether he could bring some specialties from the real cultivation world, sell them at an auction, and try to change direction and become a plane merchant.

The two-world flow used to be written like this, a bag of pepper for gold or something.

……

In the morning, Bai Xuan woke up, hummed a little tune and knocked on the door.

Because Qin Xiaochan occupied his bed, he had to sleep in the guest room.

"Are you up?"

"Um……"

There was a reply from inside.

When he opened the door, he found Qin Xiaochan sitting on the bed and practicing Qigong. The temperature in the room was a little low, and there were bursts of air swirling around.

"What time did you wake up?"

"A little after four o'clock." Qin Xiaochan opened her eyes and looked at her hands. "I've been meditating for nearly two hours, but I haven't recovered the energy I consumed yesterday."

"The spiritual energy of heaven and earth is so thin that it is almost non-existent. This is also natural."

"No matter how powerful a True Warrior is, once his True Qi is exhausted, he can only be slaughtered." Qin Xiaochan said softly, "But the power of the Dharma Image is unlimited."

"Dharma image?" Bai Xuan was surprised: "Do you have a Dharma image?"

"I don't have any." Qin Xiaochan pouted and explained, "I'm just guessing. The power of the Dharma Image comes from the mind of a True Warrior. It's a manifestation of the soul. It can work even without the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. As long as there are souls in this world, it will work."

"Indeed..." Bai Xuan recalled the withered hibiscus flower spirit.

There are no righteous gods in this world, and the spiritual energy is thin, but everyone has a soul. The spiritual power emitted by each person forms a network and ripples that constitute an ocean.

All living beings with self-awareness share this ocean of spiritual power, and the closest definition to it is what Buddhism calls Alaya consciousness.

Although the power of the soul cannot directly act on the real world, it can affect specific individuals, causing them to fall into dreams or hallucinations, or like the tricks of the Buddha Mother believers before, suppress people's consciousness and complete hypnotic control.

"That is to say, although there are no so-called gods, ghosts and demons may exist."

"That's about right." Qin Xiaochan jumped off the bed. "But it will definitely have no effect on you. Your soul is extremely pure."

"Let's not talk about this. What are you planning to do today?" Bai Xuan walked to the first floor and handed over a plate of buns.

"I don't know, what are your plans?"

"I plan to spend the day lazing around at home." Bai Xuan took a bite of a cabbage bun. "I already have a lot to do on the other side. I was already overloaded with work yesterday. I have to go into energy-saving mode today."

"You are so young, but you don't want to work hard to make progress, but instead you want to be lazy and sleep? How can you sleep well at your age?" Qin Xiaochan was unhappy when she heard this. She was still counting on Bai Xuan to take her out to play.

"I found a travel guide for you." Bai Xuan handed over a brochure: "Go and have a look by yourself. The old man sponsored you 500 yuan, which should be enough."

"I've only been here a day, I still don't understand!" Qin Xiaochan was incredulous at Bai's slacking attitude: "You're so confident in letting me go out alone!"

"Is there anyone in this world who can pose a threat to you?" Bai Xuan spread his hands and said, "I don't think even an entire Navy SEAL team would be enough for you to defeat."

"I, I'm an outsider, I don't even have an ID card."

"No one will check ID cards on the streets, so don't go to attractions that require ID cards." Bai Xuan said lazily, "There are also many free attractions for ordinary people."

Qin Xiaochan bit her bun viciously: "You are too casual in your hospitality!"

"I don't understand what you're saying." Bai Xuan counted on his fingers and began to settle accounts with Qin Xiaochan: "First, I didn't invite you here. Second, I'm responsible for your food, clothing, housing and transportation. Third, you're still asking me to satisfy your emotional needs and take you out to play - then, what benefits can you bring to me?"

"I can--" Qin Xiaochan's words stopped at her lips.

All under heaven belongs to the king, but this is Earth, this is China. As a monarch of a feudal dynasty, she has no status here at all. Nan Chu's money cannot buy the pancakes of modern China.

Bai Xuan is not her subject, and he has no relationship with Jiang Lianxing, and he is not her brother-in-law.

For a moment, Qin Xiaochan's heroic attitude became dispirited, and she was trying hard to think of what positive benefits she could bring.

"I-I can help you fight crime?"

"I don't want the banner and the 500 yuan reward from the Public Security Bureau. Can I give them all to you?"

Having enjoyed the highest level of treatment as a military general in the feudal dynasty, would he be complacent about this small achievement?
It would be possible to change it to a first-class merit. The plaque of the first-class meritorious official's home is really beautiful... It's a pity that it can't be changed.

Qin Xiaochan continued to ponder deeply, and she soon realized that she seemed to be really useless.

She could guide Bai Xuan in his cultivation, but there was no spiritual soil for cultivation here.

...I, the great Queen of Southern Chu, am actually a useless person who lies in someone else's house, eats and drinks for free but can't provide any value at all?

...No, I will never admit it!
...I will never admit it!

Bai Xuan continued, "If you can't think of it, don't force yourself to think of it. It's normal that you can't provide any value. A fifteen-year-old palace maid, even if you have a higher level of cultivation, what can you expect from me?"

"You, you, you, don't underestimate me!" Qin Xiaochan clenched her fists, feeling ashamed and angry. "I'm sure I can be useful, but I just haven't thought of it yet."

"Don't worry, take your time to think about it." Bai Xuan responded to the little sister casually. Anyway, he would definitely start today.

Qin Xiaochan took a deep breath, sulked alone, and ate steamed buns.

It is said that the emperor is the most petty person in the world.

If he dissed the emperor like this, under normal circumstances, Bai Xuan’s million ways of dying would have been clearly arranged.

But Jiang Wanyue is a little different.

Because she is different from ordinary emperors.

The first is that she had suffered; the second is that she was fighting for the throne not for power, but for her life.

His life experience can be compared to that of Emperor Xuan of Han, Liu Xun. As a leader of the restoration who had been imprisoned and grew up among the common people, Liu Xun was able to say, "The Han Dynasty has its own system, which was originally a mixture of the ways of the hegemon and the ways of the king. How can we rely solely on moral education and follow the Zhou Dynasty's policies?" This shows his broad personal vision.

When an emperor who has experienced the suffering of the people comes to power, he often shows two extremes: either he is extremely abstract and self-indulgent; or he is a wise ruler who understands the people's sentiments. There are very few mediocre rulers in between, and Jiang Wanyue belongs to the latter.

As the Emperor of Southern Chu, she has always been highly regarded by the people. She is good at accepting advice and only promotes people based on their talents.

Jiang Wanyue, who was in her twenties, might be able to make decisions on her own, suppress the court and show her dominance as an empress. But at the age of fifteen, she had just not learned how to be an emperor. She grew up in the cold palace and had more murderous and evil spirits than domineering nobility.

Therefore, after Bai Xuan pointed out her mistake, she was angry at first, and then she actually began to reflect on herself.

"So you were accommodating me all day yesterday?" Qin Xiaochan asked, "accommodating me all day?"

"Yesterday you needed to understand this world as a way to comfort yourself and avoid unnecessary trouble by going berserk, but you don't need to do that now." Bai Xuan explained. After a whole day, this grumpy kitten with terrifying power has adapted to the environment and knows when to put away its fangs and claws.

"This is your way of comforting me."

"I am only responsible for comforting, not feeding."

Bai Xuan picked up the teacup, smiling brightly. "As someone we know, I can only guarantee you food and shelter. As for the emotional value you demand, I can only say sorry. I'm not a paper man like in Eryou who can revolve around you. I have my own life to enjoy."

Bai Xuan thought that the word "raise" would directly hurt Qin Xiaochan, and he was ready to be hit in the face by the hot bun.

But she did not get angry. Instead, she looked quietly at the big yellow dog squatting next to her and eating dog food quietly.

"Is this also the reason why you don't want to name it?"

"That's it."

"So you treat me and this dog as the same kind?"

"They're all freeloaders, right?" Bai Xuan thought for a moment and changed his words, "That's not true. At least the dog can be rubbed."

Qin Xiaochan finally stood up angrily and pointed at the young man: "Just wait!"

She ran up to the second floor.

He came down after a while.

He asked angrily, "Where are the clothes?"

"what clothes?"

"Dirty clothes!"

"what?"

"I can do housework!" Qin Xiaochan rolled up her sleeves and said, "I can wash clothes quickly and cleanly."

Bai Xuan: “…”

He rolled his eyes. It was the first time in all his life that he heard someone trying to steal the job from the washing machine.

I wonder what Midea and Siemens would think when they knew that a time traveler from a fantasy world came to steal their jobs.

He might die of laughter on Chang'an Avenue.

He sighed: "We have a washing machine at home."

"Then wash the dishes..."

“There’s also a dishwasher.”

"Then cook."

"The old man likes to cook by himself. Don't try to steal his hobby, or he'll get mad at you."

"Well, I only know how to cook." Qin Xiaochan racked her brains: "Then, then..."

Bai Xuan killed the game with one sentence: "Basic and repetitive physical activities that don't require brainpower are basically replaced by machines in modern times."

Qin Xiaochan couldn't help but say: "You people here are too lazy!"

Bai Xuan smiled proudly without any shame: "That's right, who likes to work when they can lie down? Laziness is the primary driving force of social progress."

Qin Xiaochan discovered that her greatest strength seemed to be of no use in this world.

"Don't worry about it," Bai Xuan said calmly. "How to realize self-worth is a difficult problem for modern people. I haven't figured it out in over twenty years, and you've only been trying to figure it out for a few minutes. Are you questioning the level of thinkers throughout the ages?"

Qin Xiaochan stopped talking, sat on the sofa, and rubbed her head in frustration.

The dog was so scared that he didn't dare to move.

After a while, she said, "Although this world is good, I always feel that it is not free enough."

"You have to pay a price for freedom. I'm not surprised you think this way since you grew up in the palace. But the world outside isn't that beautiful either." "But I really want to go." Qin Xiaochan was talking about the amusement park she had seen on TV. "How about I give you the money when we get back?"

"Do you think I'll be short of money when I go back?"

"You have a heart of stone." Qin Xiaochan hugged her knees: "Brother Trash!"

"Being cute and coquettish only works on relatives and lovers." Bai Xuan shook his head: "It doesn't work on an old man like me."

He pointed at the TV: "There are so many cheap entertainment options. There are so many programs on TV, enough to kill time."

Qin Xiaochan didn't understand: "The world outside is so interesting. It's so boring to stay at home. Why don't you go out for a walk?"

"I traveled thousands of miles over there, and I have to continue traveling all over China here, so wouldn't my travels be in vain?"

"Time travel? Call it time travel? That's appropriate."

"Modern people's entertainment is mostly best enjoyed at home. Going out is called socializing, not entertainment."

Bai Xuan couldn't explain it, so he opened the drawer. There was a pile of old CDs inside, and an EVD player under the TV. The teenage Xiao Deng probably had never seen it before. He randomly pulled out a Tom and Jerry Hu Jianhua dubbing version and handed it to him.

"If you don't believe me, go watch this. Keep silent while you watch it. See if you can take your eyes off the screen for more than ten seconds."

Qin Xiaochan's desire to win was aroused: "I just don't believe it. What is so beautiful? I am..."

Ouch——!
The lion's head roars in the picture.

The moment the blue cat and the gray mouse appeared in the picture, Qin Xiaochan could not take her eyes off them even for an inch.

What a master of the fifth level of the Tianlou Zhixuan, but he was still controlled by Tom and Jerry.

It has been said that humans cannot resist it.

Even though he had been watching for many years, Bai Xuan didn't dare to look at it for too long, for fear of being controlled and half a day would pass by without him noticing.

He returned to his room, turned on his computer, and logged into the chat group.

The way adults relax is simple: playing games, watching videos, and hanging out in groups.

Everyone in the chat group is a talented person, speaks nicely, is a real man and can also whimper.

Not only can she get crazy, but she can also post sexy pictures. She's much easier to deal with than the little girl below.

It's so comfortable to stay at home. Only a fool would be willing to take a little girl to the amusement park in the sunshine.

……

After two rounds of fierce fighting, the door was pushed open.

While Bai Xuan was controlling the Happy Wind Man to move among the soldiers, he looked towards the door. Qin Xiaochan walked into the room and lay down on the bed.

"You don't see it?"

"I'm watching it." She shook her phone: "You can watch it on your phone too."

This phone is a retired old phone. It can still be used, but the battery is aging and needs to be charged frequently.

"Why don't you stay down there?"

"It's boring to be alone." Qin Xiaochan leaned on the bed: "I won't affect you."

"It's up to you." Bai Xuan didn't feel unnatural and continued to poke at the keyboard and mouse.

The whole afternoon passed like this.

Qin Xiaochan was watching cartoons, rolling around on the bed. She was so happy that she would pound the bed with her hands and kick her feet. She would also run over to take a look at the computer screen, and then Bai Xuan would quickly switch the screen back to the desktop, which was a blue sky with white clouds.

After dinner, Bai Xuan asked, "Do you still want to go out and take a look now?"

Qin Xiaochan fell into deep thought as she looked at the drawer full of movies. She said solemnly, "I can bring it back..."

"No, don't even think about it."

"Just give it a try!"

"You can't use it even if you take it back. Do you have a power source and an outlet?"

"Then take the socket with you!"

"……beet!"

……

For the next three days, Qin Xiaochan learned about the world in her own way.

Sometimes he watched a movie, sometimes he looked at Bai Xuan's old textbooks.

He basically studied Chinese, biology, history and politics, and didn't touch math, physics or chemistry at all. He said he had a disease that made him dizzy and convulse when he saw math.

There's no need to worry that she'll believe that Super Saiyans and light users really exist in this world just by watching movies and cartoons.

After finding something for her to do, Bai Xuan could also lie back and relax.

But Qin Xiaochan was so angry about this that she wanted to fight Bai Xuan. She said that they didn't need to use real qi, so she took out a wooden sword and fought five times in three days. Bai Xuan won every fight.

The little girl was so depressed by the beating that she felt like she was on top of the world's best swordsmanship level. How come she was no match for the opponent?

Those who didn't believe it tried to use other weapons, but they were still beaten.

Then she got the idea and gave up her weapons to fight with her bare hands.

Bai Xuan couldn't win this time. He took good care of his body and used it with caution.

Finally, she won a game against Bai Xuan and Qin Xiaochan was happy all day.

Then that night I was poured a basin of cold water.

"After today, it's time to go back over there."

"……I see."

Qin Xiaochan was reluctant to leave, but didn't say anything. She knew that she was still a resident of another world, and coming here was just a coincidence.

Bai Xuan actually didn't plan to end his vacation so early, as he still had at least a week of free time scheduled.

But he got a piece of news.

This forced him to change his plans and take care of things here in advance, and then go to see his beautiful mother.

There was definitely no way to take Qin Xiaochan with him. He had to send her back first and then make time to deal with modern household chores.

It’s not a big deal, but family matters must be given top priority.

Fortunately, there is plenty of time.

Leaning on the bed, Bai Xuan closed his eyes and thought about what to do next after returning to the palace, when the door was pushed open.

Qin Xiaochan walked in with wet hair, her fair cheeks slightly flushed, not sure if it was from the heat or her inner shyness.

"I, I'm done washing."

She whispered, slowly walking towards the bed.

Bai Xuan looked at the little girl...wait, this atmosphere is wrong.

Qin Xiaochan pursed her lips and said, "Move in a little, you jerk...brother."

Bai Xuan sighed: "Can you please stop talking in that tone? I'm just sending you back, nothing's really going to happen."

"That, of course!"

Qin Xiaochan's chest rose and fell slightly with her breathing.

If something really happened between her and the other person, how would she explain it to Lian Xing?

——My lovely sister, from now on, I will call your sweetheart my brother-in-law~
Just imagining this scene made her body tremble, and an inexplicable strange feeling spread.

...seems quite exciting?

...No, no, no, what am I thinking about?

Qin Xiaochan secretly looked at the young man's profile under the light.

Although he is very good-looking and really pleasing to the eyes, he has too many secrets, just like himself.

Men with too complicated minds will prefer simple women.

These days are nothing but a dream I had in a strange foreign country.

Since it was just a dream, it’s okay to slightly violate the etiquette.

When you wake up, it will be over.

She thought silently and lay down on her side.

Sleeping in the same bed was not as easy as she had imagined, and it took her several days to overcome her psychological resistance.

This might be the first time in Qin Xiaochan's life that she was so close to a member of the opposite sex on the bed.

Even though I was mentally prepared, I still couldn't help feeling nervous.

Bai Xuan turned on the night light: "Are you nervous?"

"...Yeah." The answer was very quiet.

"Will you come again next time?" Bai Xuan teased, "Even if you come, you'll come the same way and leave the same way."

Qin Xiaochan's expression was extremely tangled. She rolled over in the quilt and gritted her teeth, "Asshole, you did this on purpose."

Bai Xuan continued, "If you plan to come here again in the future, you'll get used to it sooner or later, and there's no need to be nervous now."

Qin Xiaochan lowered her eyes: "That's true...but this is my first time."

"No, you're not. You've already lain down once a few days ago."

“Ah, you—!”

"Okay, be quiet." Bai Xuan pressed his finger against her forehead: "It's time to set off."

Qin Xiaochan lay down resignedly, wrapped in thin clothes under the sheets, and closed her eyes.

"Don't tell anyone when you get back."

"I know, but you..."

"What am I?"

"Be careful, Jianghu people."

The Dark Moon Realm Gate is wide open.

When it opened, Bai Xuan clearly saw that the broken dark moon had healed more scars than the last time and became more complete.

At the same time, moonlight fell.

The girl lying beside him faded away at an extremely fast speed, as if she was absorbed by the moonlight.

All that was left was a slightly damp pillow and sheets that still retained body temperature.

The magical power has been updated at this time.

Supernatural powers.

The fourth is riding the wind;

The Sixth Imperial Decree;

Second White Horse (locked)

(End of this chapter)