This director is vindictive.

Chapter 46: People are most afraid of three long and two short, while incense is most afraid of two short and one long

"That Feng Shui master said that if you bury your ancestors upright, your descendants will definitely be great!"

"Does it work?"

"Over the past twenty years, our Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse. I don't know why?" Mr. Ren shook his head and said.

This also made Wang Guang and others who were watching the movie curious. Since it is a Feng Shui treasure land, why did this situation occur?

Uncle Jiu quickly gave the answer.

"I think that Feng Shui master has a grudge against your Ren family."

Everyone soon understood how terrifying the Feng Shui master was, because this piece of Feng Shui land was snatched from the Feng Shui master by the Ren family.

"I think he must have been intimidated, otherwise he wouldn't have let you cover the entire Dragonfly Point with cement."

"So what should we do next?"

"The top should be covered with snowflakes, that's called a dragonfly skimming the water. If the head of the coffin doesn't touch the water, how can it be called a dragonfly skimming the water?" Uncle Jiu gave the answer.

Wang Guang and others still didn't understand why it was so powerful.

"What is snow covering the roof?" Wang Guang asked.

"I really want to know too!" said my roommate unhappily.

"Could it be possible to get some snow to cover it?"

"Stop the bullshit. Just watch it. It's really quite interesting."

Continuing to watch the movie, the coffin was dug out. When they were about to open it, suddenly crows filled the sky in the forest, and a weird atmosphere suddenly emerged.

Obviously, even if Wang Guang and the others couldn't understand what was going on, they could feel that something was wrong.

Sure enough, when the coffin was opened, a black gas rose into the sky from inside the coffin.

The ancestor of the Ren family was also wearing the same Qing Dynasty official uniform. The key point was that the body had not decayed after being buried for twenty years. Even a fool could tell that there was something wrong.

Uncle Jiu suggested cremation on the spot, but Master Ren said that his master was afraid of fire during his lifetime and did not want to be cremated. Uncle Jiu had no choice.

They had no choice but to take the coffin and the body of the master of the Ren family back to the charity cemetery and place them there until a new Feng Shui site was found for burial.

The second side storyline begins soon.

Uncle Jiu asked his two apprentices to light a plum blossom incense array in front of the old man's tomb, and then light a stick of incense for each grave nearby.

Apologize to the deceased who were disturbed!
As a result, Qiu Sheng came to a tomb and found that the deceased was named Dong Xiaoyu, who was only 20 years old when she died. Qiu Sheng couldn't help but sigh about the beauty's tragic fate. However, the next moment, the photo on the tombstone actually moved.

And responded: “Thank you!”

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

Wang Guang and others were also surprised by this thank you. They really didn't expect that there would be ghosts in this movie.

Qiu Sheng looked back carefully, thinking he had misheard, but when he turned around he heard the voice again, saying, "Thank you!"

He was scared away on the spot.

As a result, he bumped into Wencai who was coming over. It turned out that Wencai rushed over because the incense sticks were burning in different lengths, which was obviously a problem.

The two of them hurried to find the master.

This part of the plot is directly connected to the previous one, so that there will be no gaps in the story.

So the next scene is the one in the trailer: "People are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is most afraid of two short and one long!"

As the saying goes, "When this kind of incense comes out of a house, there will definitely be a death."

Uncle Jiu was worried that something might happen to the Ren family, and his worries soon became a reality.

The body of the old man from the Ren family swelled rapidly and grew blue fingernails. It was obvious that he would soon turn into a zombie.

Uncle Jiu knew that the old man would attack his own blood relatives as soon as he turned into a zombie. He suspected that the Feng Shui master had known this for a long time and deliberately let the master of the Ren family release the zombies to kill his own descendants. Wang Guang and others were also terrified by this. The Feng Shui master was so terrifying!

Uncle Jiu immediately asked his apprentice to bring five props: yellow paper, a talisman pen, black ink, a real knife and a peach wood sword, as well as a rooster, and then began to perform the ritual.

Uncle Jiu's series of dazzling techniques looked very authentic. It turned out that he was making a special inkwell.

This set of movements was smooth and flowing. Although Wang Guang and others knew that it was made up, it had a magical persuasive power.

This set of movements was designed by Chen Mo with the help of his third uncle Uncle Ying according to Chen Mo's ideas. Uncle Ying also practiced for a long time to become so proficient in it.

Then he asked his two apprentices to fill the coffin with ink line mixed with rooster blood, so that the zombies could be sealed inside. Uncle Jiu also gave some scientific knowledge about the causes of zombies.

"People are divided into good and bad, and corpses are divided into dead bodies and zombies. People become bad because they don't live up to their expectations, and corpses become zombies because they have an extra breath. The anger before death, the pent-up breath, accumulates in the throat and cannot be dispersed, and it will turn into a zombie."

"That's why I say that people should strive to be good. The most important thing for a person to die is to stop breathing. If he doesn't stop breathing, he will hurt others and himself!"

Uncle Jiu repeatedly reminded his two apprentices not to miss any notes.

However, the first part of the plot had already laid the groundwork. Wencai and Qiu Sheng were careless and busy playing around. As a result, they forgot to flick the bottom of the coffin, which was equivalent to a big hole in the fishing net.

At this time, the camera also gave a close-up of the coffin, and the cold light at the bottom and the warm light above formed a sharp contrast.

Wang Guang and others could guess by seeing this that it was because of the two people's carelessness that the zombies were able to break out of the coffin.

Then there was another funny scene. When the two were fighting, Qiu Sheng hit Jiu Shu on the head with a stick, but Wen Cai ended up taking the blame.

He ran away, but ignored the fact that traveling alone in the middle of the night could easily lead to encountering ghosts.

He put a stick of incense on the front of the bicycle and ran away.

There is actually a detail here that many people have not noticed, including Wang Guang and others.

The detail is that at the beginning of the story, Wen Cai extinguished the flame of the incense by fanning it with his hands, but here Qiu Sheng blew it out with his mouth.

This detail is very particular. It is said that if there is foul air in a person's mouth and he blows out the incense, it is equivalent to spitting on other people's food, which is a very impolite thing to do.

If it's about people, you might be angry or dislike them and that's fine, but since incense is for the dead, there are some things to talk about.

The atmosphere that followed made Wang Guang and others feel a chill on the back of their heads.

It can be said that one of the four famous scenes in "Mr. Vampire", or even the most outstanding scene in the film, is the appearance of the ghost bride.

Chen Mo also likes this scene very much. In order to restore the original atmosphere, he put in a lot of effort to restore the original atmosphere. The most important thing is the song.

It was a cold and foggy night. In the deep mountains and old forests, a white-faced man stole the moonlight and carried out a red sedan chair. Inside the sedan chair was the ghost bride with a red crown and phoenix clouds looking for her lover.

It was Dong Xiaoyu who had talked to Qiu Sheng during the day.

Qiu Sheng's words of sympathy and tenderness in front of the tombstone made her fall in love with him.

Came here specially to wait.

Xiaoyu jumped out of the sedan chair and landed on a tree branch that Qiu Sheng had to pass through, presenting a famous scene that has been recorded in film history.

A very special musical melody sounded.

"Her eyes, her eyes, are like shining stars."

Qiu Sheng was passing by on his bicycle, and the ghost bride fell from a tree branch and landed accurately on the back seat of Qiu Sheng's bicycle.

She originally wanted to follow Qiu Sheng home, but was blocked by a tree branch with talismans stuck on it, so she had to watch her lover leave.

This scene actually left Wang Guang and the others wanting more. After all, they were all fantasizing about what would happen next, but this was the result?
"You took off your pants and showed us this?"

"Which one do you want to see?"

"As long as you are brave enough, the female ghost will take maternity leave. There are Ning Caichen and Xu Xian as examples before them!"

Wang Guang and his roommates couldn't help but complain.

And as for men, those who understand will understand.

(End of this chapter)