This director is vindictive.

Chapter 47 I am your captain Awei, please open the door!
Before they had time to regret the sudden end of Qiu Sheng's relationship with the female ghost, the changes in the coffin of the master of the Ren family in the charity cemetery made them watch attentively again.

I saw a pattern of ink lines on the coffin, which began to emit golden light.

Old Master Ren in the coffin had already turned into a corpse, and a hand with long, sharp nails stretched out from the crack at the bottom of the coffin.

As a result, it touched the ink line, was hit, and then shrank back.

Uncle Jiu heard the noise and came out to check, but the plumb line was intact and the coffin lid was tightly closed. He mistakenly thought that Wencai was sleepwalking, so he went back to sleep.

The next day, Uncle Jiu went to the Ren family to discuss the important matter of relocating the grave, but his two apprentices got entangled with Ren Tingting, the eldest daughter of the Ren family.

The role of Ren Tingting played by Xiao Fu Po is just right. She has the temperament of a lady from a noble family, and is gentle but a little willful.

Wencai and Qiu Sheng want to compete fairly, but they are no match for their childhood sweetheart, their cousin Awei, played by Wang Xun, who suddenly appears and takes the cake.

Who are Wencai and Qiu Sheng?

Although he is not as good as Uncle Jiu, he is also a member of the "Xuanmen", so the two decided to play a prank on Awei.

A funny prank immediately dispelled the previous weird atmosphere.

Wang Guang and others also laughed out loud, having long forgotten about the female ghost and zombies.

For a movie to be interesting, it cannot just keep the audience on edge. A ghost comedy is one that intersperses various gags and jokes among the tension to calm the audience's nerves.

After laughing, we return to the main storyline. Late at night in the charity cemetery, the old man of the Ren family finally breaks free from the cage and breaks out of the coffin.

As expected, Uncle Jiu’s words came true. After Old Master Ren woke up, he immediately followed the guidance of his bloodline and came to the Ren family’s old house. The first thing he did was to kill his son, Old Master Ren.

After Master Ren died, Awei, as the town's security captain, sent troops to surround the Ren Mansion.

Uncle Jiu and his apprentice also rushed over and saw the death of Master Ren. They knew that he was injured by zombies. They quickly asked his apprentice to go back to the charity cemetery to see if Master Ren's body was still there.

Ah Wei has a low IQ and cannot see the situation clearly. Uncle Jiu tactfully reveals the cause of Master Ren's death, but Ah Wei falsely accuses him of being the murderer of Master Ren and locks him up.

And since Master Ren was killed by zombies, he will also become a zombie tonight.

As Awei and Ren Tingting, the two descendants of the Ren family, are afraid that they will be in danger tonight, he asked his two apprentices to bring their weapons over tonight.

He also arranged for Wencai to protect Ren Tingting and gave him a life-saving secret: don't panic when you encounter a zombie, just hold your breath and it won't see you.

Next is another famous scene from "Mr. Vampire". The protagonist of this scene is Awei, played by Wang Xun.

While they were joking around, Master Ren had already gotten up. The cell door couldn't be opened, so Uncle Jiu had to draw a talisman and asked Qiu Sheng to let him immobilize Master Ren. Although it took some twists and turns, Qiu Sheng was still quite skilled and quickly immobilized Master Ren.

The crisis should have been resolved, but Awei expressed his dissatisfaction.

Ah Wei discovered Qiu Sheng hiding there and asked his men to go out. He wanted to play with Qiu Sheng himself and said, "No matter what happens here, don't open the door!"

He wanted to enjoy torturing Qiu Sheng alone.

He even tore off the talisman paper on his cousin's forehead, allowing him to get up again.

So Awei's torture began. First, he sat down on the nail board, then took off by stepping on Newton's coffin, and landed on Master Ren's shoulder, almost leaving no one behind.

If it weren't for Qiu Sheng's help, he would have joined the zombie team by now.

Although he had a gun, it was useless against zombies. No matter how high Qiu Sheng's kung fu was, he could not defeat Master Ren.

The scene was extremely dangerous, but for some reason, Wang Guang and the others couldn't stop laughing, and their stomachs hurt from laughing.

Especially when Awei wanted to run out, he shouted to his men outside the door: "Open the door, open the door!"

As a result, the subordinates were very obedient: "We won't open the door to anyone who knocks!" "Hey, I'm your captain Awei! Open the door quickly!"

The subordinate heard the noise and came to open the door, but when he saw a zombie inside, he was so scared that he closed the door again.

Wang Guang and the others were almost laughing silly.

The battle against Master Ren looked dangerous, but Wang Guang and the others didn't feel it at all. Instead, they were laughing.

For example, Qiu Sheng finally put another talisman on Mr. Ren’s forehead, but it was Awei who blew the talisman away in one breath, giving him the opportunity to play overtime with his cousin’s husband.

Then the three of them held their breath to avoid the zombies, but Uncle Jiu's dark side once again surprised the audience. He would rather kill his fellow Taoist than himself, and pinched Awei's armpits, forcing him to lose his breath and divert Master Ren away.

Fortunately, Uncle Jiu escaped quickly, and the master and his disciple worked together to send Master Ren to heaven.

The fight was going on fiercely here, while at the mourning hall, Wencai took Uncle Jiu's arsenal and stood guard at the mourning hall like a treasure boy.

It was not until five in the morning that Old Master Ren finally arrived.

The big boss appeared, broke through two doors and rushed straight to the mourning hall. Wencai immediately said to Ren Tingting: "Don't be afraid, I'm here to protect you!"

However, the next second, he demonstrated what it meant to be a coward. When he saw the big boss coming, he was so scared that he hid behind Ren Tingting.

Then there was another game of hide-and-seek while holding your breath.

Wencai had a lot of clever ideas. He prepared a hollow bamboo in advance and actually amused the zombies.

As a result, he got carried away and blew air into the zombie's face. The bamboo pole was immediately pulled away by the zombie, and he had to hold it in.

However, just when everyone thought he was really going to die, he came up with the clever trick of using a cotton swab to directly plug the zombie's nose and escaped again.

"Fuck, this guy is really a talent!"

Seeing this scene, Wang Guang and others also laughed.

It’s just a pity that zombies can actually sneeze and directly spray away the cotton swab.

The two of them immediately held their breath again. Since they couldn't see the zombie, they could only look everywhere. However, Wencai couldn't help but fart, and then the zombie chased after Wencai.

It seemed like they were about to be caught up, but fortunately, due to the delay, reinforcements finally arrived.

But the big boss is the big boss. Old Master Ren has been holding it in for twenty years and is naturally no match for Master Ren. Not only did he force Uncle Jiu to retreat, he also captured Wencai.

The nails dug deep into Wencai's arm, and the injected corpse poison made Wencai faint on the spot. Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng tried their best, but they still couldn't do anything to the big boss with thick skin and flesh.

Obviously, physical attacks have limited damage to meat shields like zombies, and only magic can defeat them.

So the master and apprentice worked together again and started to elude the zombies. Uncle Jiu took the opportunity to use an ink fountain to weave a net. The zombies were caught by the ink fountain net and then shot by the soldiers at the door. They were seriously injured and had to escape.

Wencai was poisoned by the corpse and fell into a deep coma. Fortunately, Uncle Jiu discovered it early, used snake gall as medicine, applied it on the wound, and asked Wencai to move constantly to prevent his body from becoming stiff.

Wencai, played by Huang Bo, is now performing a clumsy "dance" that makes people want to wash their eyes.

Originally, the corpse poison could be removed by sprinkling glutinous rice on the bed and feeding him some glutinous rice porridge. However, the news that glutinous rice can cure zombies spread, causing all the glutinous rice to be sold out. Qiu Sheng had to go to the next village to buy some, but he encountered a profiteer and a foolish father and son. The glutinous rice was mixed with sticky rice, so the weight was more, but the substance was indeed adulterated.

It was already night when they returned, and the female ghost Xiaoyu finally appeared again as Wang Guang and others had expected.

However, the next thing the female ghost wanted was for the night watchman to molest her and act out a play with her. In other movies, when a female ghost seduces a passerby, the passerby would definitely pounce on her immediately, but here it is the opposite. The night watchman is so strong that he actually refuses. In the end, the female ghost casts a spell and makes him act like a pervert with tears in his eyes, but the result is still the same, Qiu Sheng successfully saves the beauty.

Next comes the part that everyone loves to see, where as long as you are brave enough, the female ghost will go on maternity leave.

Qiu Sheng has no time to care about his junior brother. Isn’t the female ghost attractive?
Ahem, I know you don’t like to watch the process of letting the female ghost go on maternity leave, so I’ll skip it here!
(End of this chapter)