This director is vindictive.

Chapter 48: As long as you are brave, the female ghost will take maternity leave

Qiu Sheng spent the whole night reveling in music and dancing, trying to get the female ghost to take maternity leave.

Wencai was in a miserable situation. He danced all night and was so tired that he fell asleep.

When I woke up, I found myself starting to look like a zombie.

Just then, Awei came to ask Uncle Jiu to go back and catch zombies, and to check on Wencai. Wencai knew that he would be doomed if he went out in this horrible state.

So he cut his nails, applied Tingting's cosmetics in various ways, and then made another dazzling appearance. Although Wencai (Huang Bo) appeared in a look that was extremely physiologically uncomfortable, it still had some effect. After all, Awei's IQ was limited.

When Qiu Sheng came back, he looked even worse than Wencai, with bruises on his neck. It was obvious that he had been out fooling around, literally.

He was really messing around with a ghost.

Uncle Jiu had to look after his two apprentices and couldn't split himself, so he instructed Awei to find zombies. Awei was a complicated person, he looked timid, but when there was something going on he would really do it.

So he took people up the mountain to look for zombies, but instead of finding any zombies, he found a gorilla.

Uncle Jiu fed Wencai glutinous rice porridge, but overlooked that the glutinous rice was impure.

As for Qiu Sheng, having tasted the sweetness of the marrow, he came to "haunt" Xiaoyu again, but he didn't know that Uncle Jiu had already seen that he was bewitched by a ghost. He not only drew talismans on him, but also followed him secretly.

The talisman on his body took effect and the female ghost was shot away. Qiu Sheng, who was either in love or obsessed with sex, actually wiped off the talisman directly.

The audience were all very anxious, but Uncle Jiu was even more anxious. He wiped his eyes with pomelo leaves, opened his Yin-Yang eyes, and saw through Xiaoyu's disguise.

It turned out that there was a large piece of rotten flesh on Xiaoyu's face, which was very eye-catching.

Uncle Jiu was determined to catch ghosts, but unfortunately, no matter how powerful he was, he couldn't stop his traitorous apprentice from letting him go.

Qiu Sheng's reaction was exactly the same as Wang Guang's: "Fortunately I discovered it late. If I had discovered it earlier, I would have missed a night of love with Xiaoyu."

"As expected of you, you are one of my generation!"

"Haha, it really is like dying under the peony flowers, even as a ghost I'll be romantic!"

"Isn't this the wrong allusion?"

"It's all the same anyway."

Wang Guang and the others all had smiles on their faces.

The two disciples are really something. One is timid and cowardly, and is possessed by corpse poison, while the other is extremely lustful and possessed by ghosts.

They are like the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix Chick, equally matched.

Uncle Jiu knew Xiaoyu wouldn't give up, so he made preparations. At night, he sat at the entrance of the charity cemetery, dressed in a Taoist robe and holding a peach wood sword, exuding a domineering aura! He waited for Xiaoyu to come.

In order to prevent Qiu Sheng from stabbing him in the back again, he tied Qiu Sheng to a chair together with Wen Cai, but he didn't know that Wen Cai's corpse poison had taken effect at this time and he was about to turn into a zombie.

Wencai turned into a zombie, but not completely. He and Qiu Sheng became good brothers.

Xiaoyu also appeared, but Uncle Jiu was more powerful and quickly beat Xiaoyu out.

Xiaoyu has feelings for Qiu Sheng. When she hears Qiu Sheng's cry for help, she rushes in to save him. Qiu Sheng wants to protect Xiaoyu, Uncle Jiu wants to catch Xiaoyu, and with the addition of Wencai who has turned into a zombie, the scene is extremely chaotic for a while.

In the end, Qiu Sheng let Xiaoyu go, and Wencai was rescued by Uncle Jiu. After the little zombies were dealt with, it was finally the turn of the big boss.

When the big boss came out again, he doubled his offense and defense, and started a final battle with Uncle Jiu and his men in Yizhuang. At the beginning, he couldn't win, he couldn't win at all.

At the critical moment, Uncle Jiu's junior brother, Taoist Simu, passed by while driving zombies and directly let the zombies fight zombies.

Finally, the zombie is subdued, and then the classic scene of "Mr. Vampire" appears again. Uncle Jiu believes that in order to subdue the zombie, it is necessary to suck out the breath. Ah Wei is really fierce and he will really fight when there is trouble.

She pouted her fiery red lips and moved closer to the zombie.

But at the critical moment, he backed down. Tingting pushed Awei away in a hurry, came up and hugged the zombie and took a breath, but before she could take a breath, the zombie broke free.

At the critical moment, Qiu Sheng, Taoist Simu and Uncle Jiu used the ceiling oil lamp to burn the big boss to death.

Mr. Ren really didn’t lie, his old man was really afraid of fire!

The movie is over.

However, Wang Guang and others felt a little unsatisfied and finished watching the movie without realizing it.

"Holy crap, this is so good! It's much better than those random movies you see in the theaters."

"Who says it's not? I feel a little itchy on my head after reading it. Is it time to grow a brain?"

"What the hell are you thinking? How many days have you not washed your hair?"

"Honestly, this film is really well-researched. There are a lot of things in it that are inexplicable, but they all make sense."

"Yes, the dragonfly touches the water, three long and two short, two short and one long, and there's also the plum blossom fragrance array."

"Do you think Wencai's method of teasing Awei is reliable?"

"Are you taking this seriously? Do you know how to draw talismans? Although it seems reasonable, this is a movie after all. Are you taking it seriously?"

When "Mr. Vampire" was released, Chen Mo and the three video websites were paying attention to the real-time box office. This is much more convenient than watching movies in theaters because the box office can basically be seen in real time.

Although there are several ways, it is sufficient to only count valid clicks.

At the same time, viewers can leave comments directly below after watching "Mr. Vampire".

"I don't even want to look at the bright moon in the sky. The bright moon is shining, and the cold wind is blowing through the willow alley. It's a female ghost looking for her lover.

Who is willing to love the terrifying ghost bride, accompany the female ghost, and secretly worship the moonlight late at night.

The bright moon shines, and the ghosts of injustice are wandering in the wind
The scene with the ghost bride is truly stunning, embodying a uniquely Eastern aesthetic of horror. The bright moon sheds light, and the word "shed" is brilliantly used. The moonlight is no longer pure, but instead carries a sinister aura that echoes the distant ghost. The last line, "Accompanying the ghost, secretly worshipping the moonlight late at night," reveals the ghost's eyes, glowing like stars. This eerie and mysterious imaginative space is left to the imagination.

"A dragonfly touches the water hole, and snowflakes cover the roof. I have a feeling that many cemeteries will soon have their cement slabs pried open, hahahaha!"

"You can imagine, I watched this movie, took tons of notes, and then went to Baidu to look them up. Unexpectedly, they were all real folk tales! I learned a lot, I learned a lot!"

"It's full of sincerity! I feel like a movie like this can easily outperform many theatrical movies!"

"I know it's a movie, a made-up story, but I still think it makes sense. That's pretty cool!"

"There's no boring moment in the whole thing. It's too ridiculous. Is this what online movies are? If all online movies are like this, please give me a dozen!"

"The casting was great. Ah Wei made me laugh to death. If you call him timid, he dared to go find zombies and pout while kissing them. But if you call him brave, he let his men go in first. Wang Xun's acting was really good. He brought the word 'cheap' to life!"

"I'm your captain, Awei. Open the door! I'm dying of laughter!"

"Doesn't anyone think Uncle Jiu is truly handsome? It feels like the image of the Taoist priest in my imagination has suddenly become concrete!"

"Yeah, Uncle Nine is so cute. He's so powerful and knows everything, but sometimes he can be a bit sinister. Especially when he stood up for his two apprentices and deliberately pushed Awei away, and when he was holding his breath, he pinched Awei's armpits to let the zombies find him. He's very sinister, but also very cute, hahaha!"

(End of this chapter)