Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 100 There is an external enemy, stop the fight!

Look carefully, this man has burns covering 100% of his body, both legs are broken, one eye is blind, and the other has worse vision than a mole...

But, the twisted corners of his mouth seemed to be smiling!

Took a bite of the milky white snow fruit.

His almost broken body began to slowly wriggle, dragging a monkey with it, climbing to the top of the ridge at a speed of 2.5 centimeters per second.

He picked up a piece of smoked meat from the scattered luggage and swallowed it raw, then rolled down the other side of the hillside and continued to wriggle.

After an unknown amount of time, the monkey he was dragging woke up. Although it was unharmed, its golden eyes were dull and its look was extremely listless and hysterical.

It had long lost the ability to cast spells, and immediately used brute force to strangle the man unconscious, bursting out at a speed of 10 meters per second, climbing up the ridge in an instant, and rushing down the other side of the hillside.

But just as it reached the top, it felt a sharp pain in its head again. It could only use all its strength to pull the man down the slope, and then it fainted again.

After an unknown amount of time, the man woke up again and pulled the monkey to the other side of the ridge.

Then, the monkey woke up again, and pulled the man over to this side again.
Step your left foot over your right foot and stay put.

……

As the winter goes and spring comes, the ice and snow melt.

The wind is no longer as biting as a knife, but has a little more moist warmth.

The mountains and hills are full of vitality, dormant birds and beasts are awakening from silence, and hunters are stepping into the wild again.

"Everyone, be alert! We're close to the mountains where demons are rampant. There's a chance a vicious beast might pop out!"

Six figures holding weapons appeared in the valley, going up the slope. They all walked with a strong step and were obviously martial artists.

"Brother, this place is so dangerous. Are you sure those smuggling teams dare to go here?" a thin man asked doubtfully.

"No matter how dangerous this place is, it's close to the Tang Dynasty. The customs are so strictly controlled now that it's risky for us to rob the caravan, and it's not easy for those who want to sneak across either. Everyone yearns for life in the Tang Dynasty, and some are willing to take any risk. I've already made inquiries, and there will definitely be a group going this way."

Another bearded man said:
"Oh, big brother, I went to the casino a few days ago~
"I heard from a scoundrel that there are a few cotton merchants coming from U-Tsang recently. They are very rich and only bring two guards with them when they go out every day.

"How about we go and kidnap the guy?"

The leader frowned and said, "Two guards? Do you know their strength? What if they are two masters? Can we succeed..."

As they were talking, the terrain became higher and higher, and the six gang members had already seen the top of the ridge.

Suddenly, the thin man said "Huh" and pointed to a place not far to the left for everyone to see.

I saw a long staff lying there, the whole body of which was light golden, shining brightly under the spring sun, and it was very dazzling.

Judging from its condition, it looks like it rolled down from above and was blocked by the protruding rocks.

The six bandits walked across the hillside, picked it up, and looked at the top of the stick in surprise.

The nine golden rings hanging on it swayed slightly, making a clear ding-dong sound, which seemed to be able to penetrate the eardrum and go straight into the heart, making people tremble involuntarily.

"I think I've seen this thing before!" a young gang member shouted quickly.

"This looks like that..." The bearded man immediately pondered, "It's the Zen staff that my brother, the holy monk, carried on his journey to the west, the one bestowed upon him by the sage."

"Yes, I've seen it too. It's on the picture where Young Master Long posted the sky-high reward. It's called the Nine-Ring Zen Staff, and the nine rings on it are exactly the same!"

"It's obvious this isn't an ordinary artifact, and it's definitely not something an ordinary craftsman could replicate. I remember Nailong spread the word during the twelfth lunar month that the Beauty King would soon be passing through the border of the Tang Dynasty. Do you think this Zen staff was truly something he left behind?"

"Ah... Could it be that he was ambushed and killed here, and then his head was carried away to collect the Milk Dragon's exorbitant bounty?"

"Let's go up there and take a look."

The leader waved his hand, and everyone gripped their weapons tightly, circulated their Qi, and carefully climbed to the top of the ridge.

They immediately discovered a large pile of luggage and wooden boxes, and walked over to open them to check.

At this moment, the thin man glanced down the hillside on the other side and exclaimed in surprise:

"There seems to be a dead person there, and... a big golden monkey?"

The others looked closely and saw that it was true. Just a few dozen meters below the hillside, a man and a monkey were lying motionless.

The six gang members looked surprised and confused, and talked for a while, wondering if this unrecognizable and horrific dead man was related to Tang Xuanci?
As for the monkey, it was not the focus of their conversation at all.

Obviously, this group of martial artists had never heard of the Five Finger Mountain Demon Monkey incident that had spread throughout the world of immortal cultivation.

Just as they were about to go down to investigate, the battered corpse unexpectedly moved. Under their astonished gaze, he rolled over with difficulty, touched the monkey beside him, and began to wriggle, dragging it upwards at a snail's pace.

Ah this?

Even though he was injured like this, he didn't die and was still trying to survive?!
The six bandits were stunned, all shocked by this tenacious vitality and this sun-like will.

They shouted down tentatively, asking about Tang Xuanci's identity.

But Tang Xuanci's ears had been electrocuted into steamed buns by the 100,000-volt shock, and his hearing had long been lost, so he had no response to their voices.

"Brother, what should we do now? Should we bury him and take the treasure away, or~?" the bearded man asked with a frown.

"What's the point of just taking things away?"

The lean man said:
“I think it would be better to take this man back to Yumen Pass and present him to Nailong along with the Zen staff.

“She had long ago promised that anyone who could report the holy monk’s whereabouts would be rewarded with ten thousand taels of gold once the report was confirmed.

"If you can bring your head back to me, I will grant you the long-lost secret manual of the Ten Yin Scriptures, a thousand top-grade Qi-training pills, and five hundred thousand taels of gold!
"That woman has always been extravagant and spends money like water. If this thing really goes through, even if we give her a discount, it will be a huge fortune for us!"

When everyone heard this, how could DNA not move?

But despite their greed and fear, some people were still hesitant and said:
"But...if this is really the Beauty King or one of his servants, and someone finds out we're taking him for money, we'll be dead."

But the leader thought for a moment and then made the decision:
"Life and death are determined by fate, wealth and honor are determined by God. We must seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
"We can't stay here for long. Lao Wu, Lao Liu, quickly use your guns, sticks, and animal bags to assemble a stretcher and carry him out.

"He's too badly injured, and we can't identify him. We mustn't let him die before we get there."

As he spoke, he took the lead and walked up to Tang Xuanci and squatted down.

It was not until this time that Tang Xuanci, with the weak vision of his left eye, noticed the arrival of an outsider.

In an instant, his calm and peaceful mind, which only wanted to drag the monkey up the hillside, was suddenly startled and he became alert.

The blurry vision was quickly turned right side up, and I could only make out a few figures leaning their heads over.

Soon, a stream of cool mountain spring water flowed into his charred lips, leaked through the gaps in his teeth, and flowed into his dry esophagus.

The taste is a bit sweet.

This was an illusion, but it gave him a glimmer of life back to him, who had not had a drop of water since the ice and snow melted.

"What doesn't kill me makes me stronger!"

Finding that the person coming had no intention of killing him for the time being, he felt relieved and stopped moving. He rested and continued to observe.

The six bandits immediately discovered that the monkey was not dead either.

The leader saw that the monkey looked very strange and Tang Xuanci was still hugging it tightly. He thought that the monkey might be useful in proving Tang Xuanci's identity, so he lifted it and Tang Xuanci onto the stretcher.

However, there was absolutely no intention to give it water or rescue it.

Soon, the six bandits lifted the stretcher, wrapped the nine-ring staff in a cloth bag, and picked up the monkey to conjure up several boxes of Yellow Crane Tower. They returned along the same route and headed towards the direction of Yumen Pass.

On the way, the monkey woke up.

Its consciousness had been severely damaged by the tight hoop curse, and its state had long been extremely weak.

Not only did the coma time get longer and longer, but every time he woke up, it would take at least one or two minutes for the tight headband to take effect again.

However, the monkey, who had always been strong-willed, finally became competitive with Tang Xuanci!
Its first reaction after waking up was to find the dead master and race against the tight hoop, trying to drag him back a few more meters as much as possible.

However, when it dragged Tang Xuanci off the stretcher, it suddenly realized that something was wrong, and instantly... it was sweating profusely.

"There is an external enemy, stop fighting~"

It leaned over to Tang Xuanci's ear in a hurry and had just said half of the sentence when its neck, like a thin dog, tightened instantly and its body was lifted up by the bearded man.

It struggled furiously, but its consciousness was too weak. It was unable to exert the strength it had used to wreak havoc in Heaven. It only caused a little trouble to the opponent before being strangled by the neck and pressed to the muddy ground.

"Fuck, what kind of monkey is this? It's so big and still has some strength!"

"Tie him up with the trap-lines, and don't put him on the stretcher, or he might get hurt."

The monkey was so angry that his lungs were about to explode, but he endured the humiliation and said nothing. He just silently accumulated the divine power in his body, preparing to give these blind ants a fatal blow.

However, at this moment, the tight curse broke out again~
After a frantic cry of pain, the monkey's eyes became dazed and it fell into a baby-like sleep again.

(End of this chapter)