Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 11 Chang'an Male Leader
The upper world of Cloud Top.

Thousands of golden lights are rolling in red neon, and thousands of auspicious energy are spraying purple mist.

There are thirty-three heavenly palaces here, and each palace has seventy-two treasure halls.

The ridges of the palaces are stabilized by golden beasts, the pillars of the halls are lined with jade unicorns, the famous flowers never fade for a thousand years, and the exotic grasses are evergreen for ten thousand years.

Even if we use all the words in the world, it is difficult to describe the whole picture.

At this time, in the ninth heaven palace, the three big guys, Guanyin of the South Pole, Manjushri Bodhisattva, and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, gathered together. Taking advantage of the fact that the meeting time in the Lingxiao Palace had not yet arrived, they just happened to talk about some things that were not to be made public.

"Great Master Guanyin, I have heard that Jin Chan in this life has a violent temper. He doesn't practice Buddhism, but only trains his muscles. Moreover, he often kills animals and eats meat. Could something have gone wrong?"

"Manjushri, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, do you two not kill animals and do not eat meat?"

Samantabhadra: “…”

Manjusri looked at Guanyin's stunning, Buddha-like and lustful face and snorted coldly:
“We are talking about the Golden Cicada.

"According to Articles 320 and 364 of the Heavenly Law, mortals in the lower realms can freely travel east and west to preach. No immortals or gods may hinder them, nor may they instruct or instigate forces in the lower realms to preach or interfere with them.

"If Xuanci voluntarily goes to the Western Paradise, then the Heavenly Law will naturally benefit us. However, given his current mental state, who would believe that he would brave the dangers of the Western Paradise to seek scriptures?

"The people in the Dao sect are not fools, they will definitely make a big fuss about it."

Guanyin opened her mouth lightly and replied calmly:

"Haven't they already made a big fuss about it? The 'rumors' of Xitian and Jinchan's reincarnation have spread throughout the Three Realms."

Samantabhadra Bodhisattva Path:
“Rumors are rumors.

“Some things, if not weighed, would weigh less than four ounces, but if weighed, they would weigh more than a thousand pounds.

"Xuan Ci's journey to the Western Heaven to obtain the scriptures must be justified. He is currently without virtue and ability, yet the Tang King insisted on sending him. Is this justified?"

Guanyin always maintains a half-smile expression:
"The Buddha has entrusted me with the task of obtaining the scriptures, and I will complete it. You only need to report the situation truthfully—Jin Chan has now entered the Prime Minister's residence in Chang'an and has been reunited with his blood relatives. He will soon become famous and become a holy monk of the Tang Dynasty."

"Hahaha, how can a monk who eats meat and drinks wine and can't even read the scriptures become a holy monk?"

"Don't worry too much, there are great monks who will interpret the scriptures for him."

Suddenly, the sound of the fairy bell was heard, and a vast expanse of rosy clouds appeared.

Guanyin clasped her hands together and chanted a Buddhist name, then her feet rose up without wind and floated towards the Lingxiao Palace.

Manjusri and Samantabhadra simultaneously fixed their gazes on the convex and concave parts of the holy white robe, and recalled a saying that had been known to everyone in the immortal world for thousands of years:

"Golden Cicada in the West, Cihang in the East."

This refers to two beings whose appearance is unrivaled in the three realms.

……

"Uhhhhhh!"

Xuan Ci tore his shirt, causing the women to scream in shock, their hearts pounding through their fat and thin heads.

The band consisting of pipa, flute, konghou and 羯盘 played hard, and the musicians did their best to meet Xuanci's requirement of "must get excited".

Seeing the rabbit with muscles as strong as a tiger rushing towards him again, a bearded warrior in armor was shocked. He spat out a mouthful of blood foam and gathered all his energy to resist.

However, he soon discovered that the Rabbit God's fighting power became stronger after his clothes were torn off.

The strange body movement called "Butterfly Step" was even more erratic and swaying, and the boxing style that only attacked and did not defend made even this iron-blooded soldier who came from the battlefield feel extremely fierce.

After three consecutive heavy punches hit his body, he spat out a mouthful of blood and could no longer hold on, and his body fell to the ground with a bang.

"I was actually knocked down by a rabbit and fell in a brothel, being watched by a group of women as a plaything!"

His eyes showed three parts of unwillingness, three parts of resentment, and four parts of doubt about life. He watched helplessly as the muscular handsome man jumped high above him and brought down a flying grass hammer.

"boom!"

The final word is decisive.

He fell into a baby-like sleep, and the music stopped abruptly at its highest point, like a torn piece of silk.

However, the rich daughters and noble ladies sitting around were restless and moving around.

"Ah, Alang won again!"

"Haha, you scared me! I thought he was going to lose tonight." "The male champion of Chang'an lives up to his reputation!"

"Good job, deserve a reward~"

Just as Xuan Ci jumped up with an Oolong twist, there was a bang at his feet, and the money for wrapping his hair fell all over the ground.

On the seat at the east end, a mature woman in luxurious clothes was kneeling. Her face was covered with a black veil, revealing only a pair of eyes, which were staring at Xuan Ci so intently that they were almost drawing silk from her eyes.

She raised her left hand, took a large purse handed to her by the maid next to her, and threw it out without even looking at it.

Xuan Ci's body was steaming with heat. He looked at her with a grin and said, "Woman, you lose. Haha, this so-called commander of the imperial guards is completely useless."

The other women around also chuckled, recalling the luxurious mature woman's previous overly confident and pretentious remarks.

The elegant mature woman was not angry, and said lazily:

"Haha, I was careless. I didn't expect that a pretty boy like you is so strong and powerful. Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

Xuan Ci saw her plump figure, charming eyes, and generous spending, and he couldn't help but feel curious about her appearance under the veil, so he said:
"Take off your veil and come over to toast me three glasses of wine!"

It was the first time that a rabbit dared to be so arrogant to the guests, and the newly arrived rich woman looked surprised.

Old fans are already used to it, they just like the way Xuanci lives off his wife, it's so manly!

The elegant mature woman snorted coldly and said, "Of course I can accept the loss, but I'm afraid you'll see my face, so I don't dare drink."

"Fuck!" Xuan Ci said, "Does your face look like the King of Hell or the Tathagata Buddha? What's there for me to be afraid of? Even if the Jade Emperor comes down to toast me, I'll still drink!"

Ah this! ?
Many people's faces changed, and they immediately tried to persuade him, using a tone similar to Yin Wenjiao's when she was by the river, warning him that such words should not be spoken carelessly, or he would be punished by God.

Xuan Ci was very disdainful of this, thinking to himself, what is there to be afraid of? Do they monitor everyone 24 hours a day?

However, knowing that people in the world generally have a strong fear of gods and immortals, and that a few words cannot change that, I didn't say anything else.

The mature woman in gorgeous clothes hesitated for a moment, signaled the maid to pick up the wine jug, and followed her to Xuan Ci. She raised her hand and pulled off her veil, revealing a face that still had charm.

Ah, it's her~
A noble lady in the hall immediately recognized her and subconsciously made a move to stand up and salute, but suddenly froze in mid-air.

This is because this woman is Li Shimin's half-sister, Princess Yongjia.

Everyone in the upper class circles of Chang'an knew that Princess Yongjia was a promiscuous womanizer. Even after she got married, she was always a frequent visitor to Pingkangfang.

Later, she couldn't control herself and had an affair with her nephew. The incident caused a huge uproar and brought shame to the royal family, so she divorced her ex-husband out of "shame".

Therefore, although it is normal for single women to go to elegant places such as brothels, it is not good to be recognized in such places given the princess's identity and dark history.

Looking at the reactions of the people around him, Xuan Ci guessed that the identity of the woman in front of him must be extraordinary. She was definitely not an ordinary rich woman. She must at least have a noble family or official background, and she might even be a woman from the royal family.

However, he felt that this was not worth making a fuss about.

As his title of "Chang'an's top man" spread, there was an endless stream of women coming to him for tea every day.

The venue had long been changed from the small main hall to a larger banquet hall. Although the admission fee had increased fivefold, the seats were still packed, and there were no fewer than twenty guests at each show.

In addition to widows and wives of husbands who marry into their families, there are also those who secretly run out to play when their husbands are not at home. Even many unmarried young ladies come to see him, and then fall in love with him and refuse to marry anyone else.

So far, he has been alone with five people in total.

There are two that left the deepest impression on me.

One of them came mysteriously with a veil at first, but later she spent a huge amount of money to book the whole place. Xuanci was surprised to find that she was actually the daughter of the current emperor, Princess Gaoyang Li Liqin.

The other one was chosen by Xuan Ci simply because of her youth, beauty and good temperament. She only spent the money of a tea party.

After being alone together without doing anything too out of the ordinary, the woman told him lovingly that her last name was Wu Chu and that she had to go to select a talent according to the palace's order tomorrow.

If you choose, you will never see each other again.

If you fail, come back to him immediately and entrust your life to him!
Xuan Ci saw that she never came back and guessed that she was chosen.

Talented woman, also one of the concubines of King Tang.

In other words, Xuanci not only had sex with Li Shimin's daughter, but had also touched one of his concubines before.

Therefore, he really didn't know what other guests in Chang'an City could possibly scare him. Could it be that the Empress was also here to play?
He took the wine cup and drank it all, then looked at Princess Yongjia and thought:

"You still have the charm. I'll be next to you!"

(End of this chapter)