Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 12 Dare to hit my dad?

I don’t know if it was because her identity was exposed, but Princess Yongjia took the initiative to say goodbye in front of others after the tea party.

But when she was drinking, she had secretly made a bold hint to Xuanci, telling him to come back another day.

After the bell went off, Xuanci went to the courtyard where Siqin was.

Siqin was sorting out the accounts. When she saw him enter the room, she didn't even look up and said calmly:
"Yesterday I helped you collect some rare treasures from the business, a total of ~嘤... 嗯嗯~"

Before he could finish his words, his mouth was blocked and he could only breathe out through his nose.

After a while~
"Hey, what are you doing, you shameless bastard!"

Siqin hit him twice in shame and anger, her heart pounding so hard that it almost jumped out of her chest.

Xuan Ci chuckled, opened the brocade boxes of various sizes on the table, took out a strange Ganoderma lucidum and smelled it, then took out a sack and poured everything in it without thinking, his movements just like an auntie packing food at a banquet.

Siqin was speechless:
"Do you recognize what those are?"

Remembering that this fellow had asked him to buy many birds, beasts, snakes and insects caught from the mountains and swamps, he added:

"He dared to eat all kinds of weird things and poisoned himself to death."

Xuan Ci sneered, thinking that my digestive and circulatory systems can also be super-recovered. Things that are poisonous but can't kill me will only make me stronger.

Unlike monks who prefer pure spiritual energy when practicing, Xuan Ci cannot rely solely on breathing to train his muscles. He has to eat high-compound nitrogen pumps mixed in blood, flesh or fruit pulp, which is most suitable.

In this world, the more blessed the place is, the more abundant the spiritual energy is. Even if the rare and precious animals born there have not cultivated into spirits, the nitrogen pump content in their bodies is much higher than that of ordinary food.

As for whether or not to recognize their species and attributes, it is not important to Xuanci.

The "infinite evolution derivative algorithm" in his consciousness always runs at the first priority, regulating the intake, metabolism and balance of all material energy in the body.

As soon as he tastes a food, the algorithm will automatically intervene and let Beaker-GPT remind him which food is not good to eat too much and which food is good to eat more.

He just works hard and leaves the rest to technology!

After putting the nitrogen pump ingredients that he had bought at great expense into the sack, Xuan Ci became a little excited again. He said goodbye and rushed out the door, deciding to train to his heart's content tonight.

It was evening and the autumn wind was blowing.

During this period, he would only report to the clock in during one period in the afternoon and evening. During the other period, he would deliberately show up in the Duke's Mansion or go out for a run to confuse Fahai.

Fahai is a ruthless man who doesn't talk much, completely different from the haunting and chattering Fa Ming. He has never shown up since he warned him with the Daluo spell.

But Xuan Ci did not take it lightly. As usual, he walked through the small door for people to enter and exit and returned to the Duke's Mansion. He leaned against the wall and tree all the way, and finally climbed through the window into the "gym" where he did his daily muscle training.

As soon as he came in, he heard a loud noise outside the closed door, accompanied by sounds of beating and scolding.

"You can't go in there. The pigeons are exercising inside. Ah, oh, ah!"

"Don't hit me, Shiro. We are all family. We can talk it out."

"Who are you considered a family member? Are you worthy? You're a loser. You can't even teach your own son well. You live and eat for free in our house, and yet you dare to do such sneaky things!"

It turned out to be the 29-year-old Yin Silang. He heard someone report today that a silver-haired, blue-eyed kitten was seen outside the gate of the courtyard where Chen Guye lived, and was later taken in by a girl named Xiaoke.

Because this cat breed is very rare in the East, and it happens to be very similar to the litter of cats whose bodies were never found after the second lady died, the servant told Silang about it.

And Yin Silang lost two cockatoos, two fighting cocks, seven big koi fish, three wolfhounds, and four crickets a while ago... He was almost mad to death.

So as soon as he heard the clue, he immediately brought a large group of people and rushed into Chen Guangrui's yard with great momentum. He did not give this useless son-in-law any face at all and directly ordered a search.

Yin Silang discovered that many of the valuable items in the house had been sold, which further strengthened his suspicion that his pets had also been stolen and sold by Xuanci.

As they searched, their people naturally arrived at the door of Xuanci's gym.

However, Chen Xiaoke listened to Gege's words very much - "When I go out, you just pretend that I'm training inside and act like usual. Don't let anyone in" - so she tried her best to stop them from entering.

"You stinky monk who steals chickens and dogs, are you hiding in there because you're guilty of your crime and dare not see anyone?"

"Ah, it hurts, wuwu~"

The shouting and crying squeezed through the crack in the door and reached Xuanci's ears, like sparks falling into a barrel of gunpowder.

Damn it!
Xuanci pulled off his hood and coat and slammed them into the corner, thinking:

Yin Wenjiao, do you think this is reasonable?
I call you mother out of humanitarianism.

If you play like this, don't blame me for being heavy-handed!
outside the house.

Chen Xiaoke's face was covered in red marks, and her petite body fell to the ground. But even though two servants kept kicking and hitting her, she still grabbed their clothes tightly, preventing them from opening the door. "Stop hitting her! This girl is still young. Don't hurt her!"

Chen Guangrui looked anxious and wanted to step forward to stop them, but was blocked by several strong servants.

Yin Silang, standing at the foot of the stone steps, frowned when he saw Chen Xiaoke was so stubborn, and cursed loudly:
"The master doesn't come out, and lets the maidservant take over outside? Tell that damn bald guy to get out, or I'll beat you to death!"

Suddenly, the door opened from the inside.
A monk with a height of 185 cm, a weight of 89 kg, and extremely strong muscles walked out, holding a stool in his hand and cursing "grab".

The two servants who beat Chen Xiaoke were no taller than 172 cm and the heaviest weighed less than 67 kg. Seeing such a muscular man standing in front of them, they immediately became nervous and subconsciously wanted to return to their master.

But it's too late.

Xuan Ci didn't say anything, picked up the stool and swung it left and right. With two bangs, he knocked them to the ground like dead dogs.

Ah this! ?
Yin Silang and the servants at the foot of the stairs had never seen Xuan Ci lose his temper. They really didn't expect that this white-faced monk would look thin when dressed but have muscles when undressed. He also had no mercy at all and was so ferocious when beating people.

"Bang, bang, bang..."

Xuan Ci didn't stop, and swung the stool and hit the two servants again and again.

I don’t know where they were hit, but the screams from their mouths gradually weakened and soon could no longer be heard.

Simple and crude attacks are often the most shocking.

Everyone at the bottom of the stairs looked horrified. Chen Guangrui took advantage of the moment when the strong man blocking the road was distracted and finally squeezed to the front. He shouted "Stop" and ran to the door.

But he was just a scholar, weighing only 64 kilograms and a little fat, so there was no way he could stop Xuan Ci.

Fortunately, the solid wooden stool couldn't withstand the weight and fell apart with a clang.

Xuan Ci threw the stool leg at Yin Silang's feet without blushing or breathing heavily, and said:

"You raised these two dogs, why did they come to my door and bite people?"

Yin Silang was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.

Although he was shocked at this time, he still did not take Xuan Ci seriously.

"What an ungrateful bastard! He stole things from the mansion and sold them, yet he still dared to be so rebellious. Wang Han, Ma Chao, capture this beast! I will bring him before my father to face justice!"

"Yes!"

Two guards with extraordinary skills responded and came out.

"We can talk it over..." Chen Guangrui immediately stood in front of Xuan Ci and raised his hand to dissuade him.

Xuan Ci didn't move for a moment, wondering how hard he should beat the man.
It's too light, not enough to relieve the hatred.

It's too serious. If the matter gets out of hand, it might even alarm Fahai.

"Son, just apologize and admit your mistake. Your father's decree will come tomorrow, and I'll find a way to pay the compensation and move out then."

Chen Guangrui's face was full of bitterness. He whispered some advice to his eldest son, then turned around and begged Yin Silang to calm down.

Xuan Ci looked at his cheap father who was chattering non-stop, and suddenly an idea flashed in his mind. He slashed his neck with a palm knife at the part that was most likely to cause blackouts.

Chen Guangrui trembled all over, rolled his eyes and fell asleep.

But Xuan Ci grabbed his collar in time, and in front of everyone's astonished eyes, he raised his hand and slapped his father hard on the face with several big slaps.

"Crack, snap, snap!"

Not feeling it was not enough, Xuan Ci threw another punch, then threw Chen Guangrui to the ground and kicked him hard twice.

Ah this! ?
Yin Silang and the others were all stunned, wondering what was going on. How could he be so cruel that he would even beat his own father?

But the next second, Xuan Ci's face showed three parts of shock and anger, three parts of cruelty, and four parts of unbearable laughter. He pointed at everyone and shouted:

"How dare you, f**king you, hit my dad!"

Ah this?

ah this? ?
ah this? ? ?

After hearing these words, everyone was stunned and felt like their cerebellum was about to atrophy.

Before Yin Silang could sort out his thoughts, he saw Xuan Ci rushing towards him like a tiger out of its cage.
It's very fast!
(End of this chapter)