Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 169 Becoming a Grandpa
When Sha Zhu Ma returned to the guest house and saw that Tang Xuanci was still there, he thought that he had overestimated the charm of the Beauty King and that the Mother of Mount Lishan had not come at all.

But the Monkey King chuckled, and after confirming that there were no ears on the other side of the wall, he said:
"As soon as you left, that guy came to meet the monk and asked me to change into his appearance and play you.

"I guess they are just like the clouds and rain in the sky, tossing and turning.

"That way, it will be easier to convince her to help deal with Li Shimin in the future!"

The monkey was also very excited at the thought that if he could deal with Li Shimin, he could completely break the fine hoop and the tight hoop and eliminate his only weakness.

The three people nearby all looked surprised when they heard this, and couldn't help but imagine a scene that they couldn't bear to watch.

"Pervert~" Milk Dragon immediately spat: "The Lishan Old Mother is old enough to be his grandmother, how disgusting!"

"Aotian, don't be angry. Master endures humiliation and bears heavy burdens for our great cause!" Sha Wujing said.

Nailong choked and suddenly realized that her mood was not right. But when she thought of the rogue monk playing poker with others, she became very angry.

Seeing her disgust for the rogue monk in her words, Zhu Wuneng was delighted and immediately fanned the flames:

"Junior Brother Sha, you don't understand. As the saying goes, 'Old porridge helps to reduce internal heat.' Perhaps our Master would like this?

“Although the young woman is beautiful, she is useless. She just lies there like a dead fish and can do nothing.

"Although the madam of Lishan is ugly, she is knowledgeable and experienced. She must be proficient in all kinds of music and singing. She must be happy with the monk who serves Qing'er."

When Nailong heard this, he was annoyed and couldn't help but recall the process of playing poker. He felt like a dead fish...

Zhu Wuneng only noticed the anger in her eyes, and he felt even happier, thinking to himself:
"The monk has really lost a lot this time. He's been trying to woo an old, ugly witch, and Lingling is disgusted to the core. I'm sure she won't be able to have sex with him again."

However, the next second, the monkey laughed:

"Hey, you idiot.

"Who said that the Holy Mother of Mount Li is old and ugly? Maybe she just doesn't want to show her true appearance to others?

"Do you know what she looked like when she came to see the monk just now?"

As he spoke, he blew away his magical energy and turned it into a large plasma screen, which displayed the image of Lishan Xiaomu's visit to the courtyard.

The three people nearby were stunned when they saw her. They never expected that the Mother of Mount Lishan could be so charming!
Zhu Wuneng stared blankly at the pure and charming little face, the tender and mature body, and felt that out of ten points, he could give it at least 9.8 points.

And because he prefers girls, he can subjectively add another 0.15 points.

So in general - if he had to choose between Xiaomu and Lingling, he felt that he might have to give up Lingling with tears.

In an instant, he regretted his lack of self-awareness and regretted not taking on the task of persuading his mother!
Maybe he played the piano piece that Master had, and now he is the one having a tryst with my mother...

But it was too late now. Xiaomu had probably turned into the master's shape just like Lingling.

The clouds are thicker;
Rain, bigger.

It lasted all night and only drifted to the west at dawn.

The next day.

Sunlight streamed into the side hall through the doors and windows, illuminating the two bodies on the luxurious brocade.

The one above weighs more than 40 kilograms and seems to be sleeping soundly.

The one below, weighing over 400 kilograms, is smoking.

"Donor Ying, are you satisfied?"

Tang Xuanci lifted the silky black hair from her shoulders, looked down at the Mother of Mount Lishan who was using her chest muscles as a pillow, and felt that with her eyes closed like this, she really looked like a little girl who had not experienced much of the world.

"Get up, I have to go back and pack my luggage and hurry to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures."

Upon hearing this, the Mother of Mount Lishan not only did not open her peaceful sleepy eyes, but instead, as if she was too sleepy to stay in bed, she hugged the quilt tightly and stuck close to the pillow.

After a moment, he murmured:

“Don’t hide it from me.

"I know, you are him." "The dream you and your disciple are trapped in was created by me. I know everything."

Hahahahahahaha, you know what you know... Tang Xuanci laughed in his heart, but looked dazed on the surface.

Seeing that he didn't speak, the old mother opened her charming eyes, first looked up at his face, then lowered her head, and used her spiritual sense to gently penetrate the place where he seemed to be sealed, and said:
“The rumor in the West is actually true.

"If one keeps his primordial yang energy intact for ten lifetimes, he will achieve the Nine-turn Longevity Fruit.

"Not only did the Buddha kill you, he also wanted to control your soul and use you as a furnace in the Peach Garden to achieve eternal immortality."

Tang Xuanci continued to remain silent.

The old mother crouched down like a cat, and came close to him, her eyes showing three parts tenderness, three parts charm, and four parts decisiveness, and said:

"Good brother, let me help you, okay?
"If you hadn't risked your life to protect me eight hundred years ago, I would have died long ago.

"Now I will also protect you. No matter whether your enemy is the Buddha or the Heavenly Lord, I will stand by your side."

Hearing these sincere words, looking at that emotional little face, and smelling the sweet and fragrant breath, Tang Xuanci's hard heart could not help but soften a little, and he thought:

Although the nickname of this Lishan Laomu is unpleasant, she is a very good person and quite clean. She would be a good mistress in the future.

But he still did not comment and did not immediately ask her to help deal with Li Er.

Because this would easily arouse suspicion, Beaker said it would be better to let the monkey reveal the situation to her and let her take the initiative to bring it up.

In addition, Beaker also reminded him not to talk about anything in the past with Lishan Laomu and not to ask any questions, so as not to reveal his true level of cognition.

Therefore, Tang Xuanci basically had nothing to say. He could only sigh and pretend to be cool:
"The past mind is unattainable, the present mind is unattainable, and the future mind is unattainable. Why do you, the donor, mislead yourself?"

This puzzling parallelism, which even a beaker finds difficult to explain, is one of the famous sayings of the Golden Cicada Saint Buddha.

Now only people in the fairy world know about it, and all traces of it have long been erased in the human world.

When the Mother of Mount Li heard this, it was as if she had heard him admit his identity himself, and she immediately burst into tears.

The flowers and branches can't stop shaking, and the fruits are shaking.

After crying, she generously called Zhenzhen, Aiai and Lianlian, saying that they were her personal maids who had been raised by her since childhood and they were like grandparents and grandchildren.

Regardless of whether Tang Xuanci was willing or not, he let them worship their grandfather.

Afterwards, one of the three women changed clothes, one wiped the floor, and one took away the red-stained palace skirt.

Then he brought a jade plate of delicacies and let grandma and grandpa have breakfast.

Although the Mother of Mount Lishan has been fooled by Tang Xuanci into falling in love, she is still very scheming when it comes to other things.

It turned out that she had not given Guanyin all the items she wanted to break the formation yesterday, and she had kept the most precious thing and lied that it was still on the way.

Now that she has confirmed her good brother's situation, she no longer wants to help Buddhism. She wishes she could find a way to kill the two monsters Wuneng and Wujing and keep her brother by her side forever.

Tang Xuanci was a little troubled by this, so he had to use profound words to tell her that he had to go on a journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures, and asked her not to do this.

So, the Mother of Mount Li used that thing to delay Wuneng and Wujing, and temporarily kept the team.

In the following days, she tried to meet with Tang Xuanci in secret every day, and also conducted extensive research to find out everything about her good brother's life.

In order to bribe the monkey and pry open its mouth, the rich old woman spent a huge amount of money and took out a genuine Eight-Turn Golden Pill from the Tushita Palace.

The monkey was so happy that he couldn't stop smiling. He thought to himself that the monk was awesome and revealed the secret of the fine hoop and the tight hoop.

When the Mother of Mount Li heard that there was a way to break the curse, she wanted to call the monkey immediately and go to Chang'an to strike a heavy blow against Li Shimin and help her good brother get the "Curse of the Jingu".

So, under her sincere plea, Tang Xuanci mercifully agreed.

The operation code-named "Stealing Dreams in Chang'an" was planned to be carried out after the "Wuzhuang Temple Plunder" plan.

(End of this chapter)