Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 170 Entering Wuzhuang Temple
Look carefully, this monk is practicing "standing rowing", his snow-white back muscles are about to explode, as if they contain the power of a nuclear explosion.

However, what he held in his hands were not dumbbells, but two three-legged tripods.

One weighs 127,000 kilograms and is copper-colored all over.

The other one also weighs 127,000 kilograms and is brass-colored.

In fact, they are not a pair, but two of a set of nine, named "Ji" and "Jing", which are treasures forged by Emperor Yu by gathering the essence of heaven and earth.

Because they are also made of "Ruyi Magic Iron" as the main material, they can be big or small, light or heavy, just like the monkey's Dinghai Shenzhen.

Because they also contain different materials and use unique casting methods, their scientific and metaphysical properties are very different.

The brass-colored Jing Ding has a maximum weight of only 127,000 kilograms, but it is extremely hard.

Even if the monkey, in extreme rage, swung the stick with all its might, it could only remove a little of the paint. If you put it in a place with abundant spiritual energy, it will recover after a while.

The red-copper Ji Ding is not so hard, but its maximum weight is far more than 127,000 kilograms, and its maximum volume is also far beyond the limit of the Dinghai Shenzhen.

It is said that if enough mana is poured into it, it can directly crush a mountain.

Such a treasure was once the symbol of power in the Southern Continent, and the Mother of Mount Lishan gave it away just because she wanted to.

When she heard that her good brother could only train his muscles and had to ask the monkey to borrow the Dinghai Shenzhen as a barbell, she immediately ordered someone to get it for Tang Xuanci to use as a dumbbell and for self-defense at the same time.

Ten... eleven... twelve!
After finishing the last set, Tang Xuanci stared at the two tripods with his peripheral vision, silently chanting a spell and visualizing them shrinking to the size and weight of a ring, and swallowed them directly into his mouth.

This thing has its own talisman array, and does not require mana to shrink, which is more convenient than just a stick.

"Grandpa, Qilin has woken up after taking the medicinal bath."

When Ai Ai and Lian Lian saw that he had finished practicing, they immediately came up to wipe his sweat and served him tea, then invited him to a bathtub filled with golden light and helped him change his clothes.

The epic surge of hormones had already made the two centenarian girls dizzy.

Seeing the complete body of the demon god at this moment, the progesterone hormone exploded directly, and he couldn't help but let out a light hum while breathing.

If it weren't for my grandfather's identity, I'm afraid... the voice would be even louder.

The blood of the ancient Qilin is a holy product for tempering the body.

As soon as Tang Xuanci sat in, he felt the massive nitrogen pump like nuclear explosion-level radiation, penetrating into every cell of his body and causing them to recover excessively.

Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool!
The feeling of his blood boiling made him want to jump out of the barrel and run around wildly, smashing all the walls, then flipping ten and a half times in the air, imitating a certain basketball star named C and landing in a "big" shape, and then roaring with all his strength!

But unfortunately, when he is not playing the role of Jin Chan, he has to be in a state of despair and can only shout silently in his heart.

After a while, Ai Ai and Lian Lian brought Jade Dew Dragon Marrow Meal and Nirvana Phoenix Nest Soup and fed them to him.

There are refining materials in here that have been collected by the Mother of Mount Li for thousands of years. It feels like a luxury to use them to forge an immortal body.

Tang Xuanci couldn't help but sigh inwardly. If he had hooked up with this rich old woman as soon as he arrived in the Three Realms, he would probably have returned to the top as soon as he left Jinshan Temple, and a left kick would have been enough to make Fahai's body disappear.

After eating and taking a bath, Tang Xuanci saw that the Mother of Mount Li had not come yet. He looked at the sky outside the window and said:

"It will be dawn soon, and we have to set off early in the morning. Wu Neng and Wu Jing might test the authenticity of Wu Kong and me, so I will go back first. Please tell Donor Ying not to worry."

"Grandpa, please stay a little longer." Ai Ai hurriedly advised: "You are about to leave, and grandma must have something else to say to you."

"Yes." Lianlian said, "Grandma went back to the mountain to prepare something for you. I guess she was delayed for a while, but she will definitely be here soon."

Damn, you still have something to give me?

Hearing this, even the usually shameless monk felt a little embarrassed.

These days, Lishan Laomu has been very kind to him.

In addition to elixirs, magic medicines and magic weapons, she even did not hesitate to consume the unique pupil power she had cultivated for hundreds of years and injected it into Tang Xuanci's eyes, creating a pair of "Amaterasu double pupils" that could break through delusions and communicate with the gods.

Simply put, this thing is like the eyes of a gifted person, able to directly perceive the forms of most highly chaotic particles without the need for spiritual control or spellcasting. Lishan Laomu said this was because she was worried that his mortal eyes might lead him to encounter demons and monsters that deceive or attack him, or that he might stray into some treacherous place and be unable to detect danger.

So, I forced it on him.

In this regard, Tang Xuanci could only say that the old baby knows how to take care of people. It’s so heartwarming and considerate!

After waiting for about a cup of tea, the Mother of Mount Li came back.

She was wearing the same gorgeous dress as in "Huang Jing Jiao", which made her look noble, gorgeous, passionate and unrestrained.

Tang Xuanci knew at a glance that she had dressed up carefully for a date... and couldn't help but sigh inwardly:

"She's been so good to me, so logically, I should really try to make her happy.

“It’s a pity that the last Purple Air Coming from the East Talisman was used up last time.

"Let's wait until the magic hoop is broken."

However, what he didn't expect was that old ginger is still the wisest!
The Mother of Mount Li never fights a battle without preparation.

She knew that Tang Xuanci used the last purple talisman that night, so she had already started looking for substitute products by leveraging her experience and resources gained from years of running the tea business.

Tonight, she brought three kinds of substitutes to help her good brother alleviate his hidden illness.

The first is the elixir;

The second type is also a Taoist talisman similar to the Purple Air Coming from the East Talisman;
The third type is a plant-based poison fed by a variety of poisonous insects that can devour the gods. It is green and looks like spinach, and is placed in a ceramic jar.

Looking at his mother's expectant eyes, Tang Xuanci finally did not get attached and followed her advice and gave it a try.

(Being obsessed with beauty is attachment to form; being obsessed with abstaining from sex is also attachment to form.)
He tried the elixirs and talismans that his mother had spent a huge amount of money to refine, but felt that they were all useless.

But God will not let down the infatuated girl.

The last one, "spinach", which looks the worst, is actually effective.

Although after eating, Tang Xuanci still had a certain feeling of powerlessness like an ordinary person who has drunk too much, but being able to fight can be regarded as a substitute.

So, the Mother of Mount Lishan spent another happy dawn.

She finally revealed that her maiden name was "Ying Wo", and hoped that her good brother would call her Womei or Wowo in the future, instead of calling her donor.

Tang Xuanci agreed and then returned with all the treasures she had donated.

Together with his three apprentices and a group of five people on horseback, they packed up their luggage and left the manor, rushing towards Wanshou Mountain.

……

The Buddhist community has made very careful arrangements for knocking down the ginseng fruit tree. The steps are closely linked to each other, and there are backup plans in case of accidents.

Let’s take the first step—how ​​to enter into meditation?

The Buddhist sect had long learned through an insider that the Great Immortal Zhenyuan had instructed his disciples that he had an old friendship with the Holy Buddha Jinchan, and asked them to pay attention to the movements of the reincarnation of Jinchan. If the master and disciples happened to pass by the Wanshou Mountain area, they should try to invite the reincarnated Buddha into the temple, as he had something to ask him in person.

Therefore, Plan A for entering the monastery is to be invited in.

Of course, this is only because they have to act when Zhenyuan Daxian takes his disciples out. At this time, the master is not there and the defense of Wuzhuang Temple is empty, so the disciples may not do as they are told.

Well, Buddhism also has Plan B and Plan C.

Tang Xuanci's gang first showed up near Wanshou Mountain according to Plan A.

As a result, they received the invitation directly, and then followed the instructions in Wanshou Mountain, enjoying the fairyland-like scenery along the way, and entered Wuzhuang Temple smoothly.

(End of this chapter)