Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 171 Is this a ginseng fruit?

If Shuangchaling is an urban village in a second-tier city.

Wanshou Mountain is a private garden located in the core area of ​​a first-tier city, which is fenced off and no one is allowed to enter.

When Tang Xuanci entered the mountain gate of Wuzhuang Temple, he saw white cranes perched on cypress trees, black monkeys hanging on vines, auspicious auras emanating from the mountains and rocks, and a brilliant light shining from the top of the temple.

The spiritual energy passed through his lungs, and even he, a Muggle who couldn't practice cultivation, felt intoxicated.

It is conceivable that if monsters could live here, the efficiency of cultivating immortals would be very high.

After visiting eight landscapes that could be rated "10A" on their home planet, they finally arrived at the main hall.

They were received by two little boys——

He was wearing a blue Taoist robe and a dragon-head knot. He did not greet the guest, but only looked at Tang Xuanci with an air of superiority and asked:

"The Tang Xuanci who is going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures is you?"

Tang Xuanci bowed politely with his hands clasped together:
"Amitabha. My name is Xuanci. May I ask your honorific titles, Taoist priests?"

In fact, the Jade Emperor and Guanyin had already thoroughly investigated the Wuzhuang Temple and passed the information to Wuneng and Wujing.

Tang Xuanci asked the beaker to retrieve the data for comparison, and then guessed that the two boys were:

One is called Qingfeng, who is 1,320 years old this year. He practices the way of "Shu" and is proficient in Yin and Yang and the Five Elements... He likes matriarchal mature women.

One is called Mingyue, who is 1,201 years old this year. She is practicing the golden elixir path and is proficient in the sword-controlling method... She likes cold and beautiful queens.

Sure enough, the second boy gave his name, which was Qingfeng Mingyue.

Tang Xuanci said that he was invited and visited the temple on the way, and asked where the abbot was now.

Qingfeng Mingyue Versailles said that his master had gone to heaven to give a speech and exchange ideas at the invitation of Yuanshi Tianzun, and had not returned yet, so he asked Tang Xuanci and his disciples to stay in the temple and rest for a few days.

They probably also knew that the real person in charge of the journey to the West team was most likely not Tang Xuanci.

Therefore, in order to deal with the three brothers of the Wu generation, Qingfeng Mingyue also revealed that the master had instructed to treat Tang Monk and his disciples well and prepared several first-level golden pills in the temple.

When Wukong, Wuneng and Wujing heard this, they immediately expressed their opinion and said that it would be fine to stay here for a few days.

Tang Xuanci agreed.

Qingfeng Mingyue immediately led the way into the hall. When they turned around, they glanced at each other, with a hint of contempt in their eyes. They really thought that they could catch the other party into a black carp with just a few golden pills.

Little did he know that there were five lawless outlaws following behind him, and they were very short of money.

Just a few first-level golden pills... not even enough to fill the gaps between teeth.

After passing through five large halls that only respected heaven and earth but not Buddha, Taoism, or the Immortal Court, Tang Xuanci and his group soon moved into the guest house.

Qingfeng Mingyue returned to her room, closed the doors and windows, and plotted loudly.

Mingyue said:
"Brother, are you sure that monk really can't recognize the ginseng fruit? We gave him a fake one to eat. If the master finds out, he will definitely be severely punished."

Qingfeng said:
"Don't worry, I just led him past the Bagua mirror and checked it secretly.

"That monk is just an ordinary person, how could he recognize a rare treasure like the ginseng fruit? With his cultivation level, it is impossible for him to fully absorb the essence of the fruit.

“As long as we can get his three demon disciples away and let him eat the Body Tempering Spiritual Fruit we have prepared, we can go to the garden and knock down two real fruits, and each of us can eat one.

"Afterwards, there were still twenty-six left on the tree. Who could have noticed?"

Upon hearing this, Mingyue no longer hesitated and immediately took out a golden hammer and a wooden alchemy plate, and placed a green handkerchief at the bottom of the plate.

Qingfeng lifted the restriction, opened the secret room in the house, took out a pill bottle first, then walked to a short tree cultivated with a spirit gathering array, and picked two spirit fruits shaped with a human-shaped mold.

Then, they placed the two human-shaped fruits on a plate to keep them awake, and after dinner time was over, they took them to the courtyard where Tang Xuanci was.

According to the plan, they first used three golden elixirs to send the three Wu brothers away, and then invited Tang Xuanci to have tea alone. They placed the elixir plate in front of him and said lightly, "Xuanci.

"This is the rare ginseng fruit in our temple, also known as the Grass-Returning Pill. Eating it can prolong life and strengthen the body.

"Before leaving, my master instructed me to give you two to eat as a token of our friendship."

At first glance, Tang Xuanci saw the two fruits and felt they were just like what he had heard about;
I also smelled the nitrogen pump emitted faintly by the fruit, which seemed to be consistent with the idea that ginseng fruit can not only prolong life but also temper the immortal body.

So, I really don’t see the problem.

When he heard Qingfeng Mingyue's words again, he exclaimed in his heart, thinking:

How could the Golden Cicada Holy Buddha be so influential?

I have been dead for hundreds of years, but I can still help my reincarnated body get two ginseng fruits for free. Isn’t this equivalent to two medium-grade peaches?
Zundu and fake toot?

Could it be that they are just superficial friends, and Zhenyuan Daxian is also greedy for my flesh, so he wants to poison me?

But on second thought, he immediately felt that something was wrong, because if he wanted to poison someone, the focus should be on the monkeys.

And if Zhen Yuanzi and Jin Chanzi had a genuine friendship where they could easily borrow money, then it would indeed be a valuable connection...

He stared at the fruit thoughtfully, not saying a word for a long time.

Seeing this, the two boys couldn't help but feel guilty.

Qingfeng couldn't help but probe again:
"What's wrong? Is it because you don't dare to eat this fruit because it looks like a baby?"

Mingyue said:
"This treasure has all five elements, so it resembles a human form, with vague facial features.

"It is indeed the immortal fruit grown on the tree. It is not a problem for you monks to eat it.

"If you keep it for too long, it will become stiff and lose its efficacy, which is a waste of nature's treasure."

Tang Xuanci saw the anticipation in their words, and a guess came to his mind. He pondered and said:
"Since your master is so polite, I would be honored to refuse."

After saying that, he grabbed a fruit, bit off the "head", and began chewing it in his mouth.

Qingfeng Mingyue was relieved to see that he had finally eaten, and she was secretly delighted.

However, the next second, Tang Xuanci frowned and chewed slower and slower, as if he was eating large intestine and found the taste of feces in it.

“Pfft… Hoo~~Pooh!”

He spat the fruit pulp and a mouthful of phlegm on the ground, threw the remaining fruit back and said:
"Is this a ginseng fruit? Are you trying to fool me with it?"

Ah this?

The two boys were confused.

I didn't expect that a mere monk would be so knowledgeable.

What was even more unexpected was that he, who had been so polite and a little reserved before, actually dared to see through it and speak it out, and was so presumptuous!
"presumptuous."

Qingfeng immediately adopted a tough attitude, slamming the table and angrily scolding:

"It's fine if you, a mortal monk, don't recognize my immortal treasures, but how dare you be so rude?"

"Fuck!" Tang Xuanci lowered his head and smiled. Without saying anything, he took out a new-model walkie-talkie from his cassock, pressed the talk button and said, "Wukong, Wukong..."

It turned out that he knew that when the breeze and the moon entered the house, they used a sound insulation method similar to a vacuum cover to block the medium necessary for the transmission of sound waves.

The transmission of electromagnetic waves does not require a medium.

The monkey was very concerned about his only weakness. When he heard the call, he immediately pushed the door open and rushed in, followed slowly by Zhu Wuneng.

(End of this chapter)