Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 172 Want both and want
"Come, bring out the Kuiling Fruits that Master gave me."

Tang Xuanci gestured to the monkey, asking it to take out seven or eight spiritual fruits from the Xumi Jade Ring, which were one level lower in body-hardening effect than dragon marrow, phoenix nest, and unicorn blood, and placed them in front of the two boys.

“You’re playing around with genetic modification technology, aren’t you?

"Peel this thing, change its color, make it into a human shape, and then pretend it's a ginseng fruit and give it to me to eat.

"Do you really think I'm a country bastard?"

Qingfeng Mingyue was even more shocked. He never expected that this ordinary monk was so rich. He just casually took out seven or eight Kui Ling fruits.

You know, in order to earn the ginseng fruit, they took great pains to get two.

Faced with the irrefutable evidence before their eyes, they were suddenly embarrassed and opened and closed their lips several times, but could not fart.

The monkey and the pig looked at the genetically modified fruit on the plate and said in surprise:
"Ginseng fruit?"

"What's going on? Are they saying this thing is ginseng fruit?"

"hehe."

Tang Xuanci laughed:
“These two little bastards are dishonest.

"The Great Immortal Zhenyuan wanted to give me ginseng fruit, but they used this counterfeit product to pass it off. I guess the golden elixir they originally gave you was more than one revival, and they pocketed the real thing.

"Come, first secure the evidence, and wait for Zhenyuan Daxian to come back, so that he can see the good disciple he taught."

Qingfeng Mingyue saw that the conspiracy was completely exposed and a thousand-year-old man was called a "little bastard". He was immediately furious and even wanted to kill the person to silence him.

However, they did not have the courage to do so, and they also knew that monkeys were difficult to deal with.

Therefore, he could only deny it and ordered Tang Xuanci and his disciples to get out of Wanshou Mountain immediately, while thinking about how to cover up the matter.

When Tang Xuanci saw their reactions, he knew that his guess was almost right. It seemed that Zhen Yuanzi and Jin Chanzi were not just casual friends, and they really wanted to give him ginseng fruit.

After thinking for a moment, he asked the monkey in a dark language:

“Is everything ready?”

"Yes."

"OK, ..." (Then we can start. Let's get rid of these two little bastards first, but we need to adjust our strategy a little bit. Don't be too harsh.)
After saying that, he stood up and walked out the door.

It turns out that according to intelligence—

The orchard of Wuzhuang Temple must be taken care of every day, so there are eight disciples under Zhen Yuanzi who will not trigger the Three Lights and Five Elements Formation and can enter and exit it.

The gentle breeze and the bright moon are two of them.

Therefore, the first step to breaking the formation is to find an opportunity to capture them, use them as cover, and gain entry into the formation.

Otherwise, the difficulty of breaking the formation will increase greatly.

Tang Xuanci and his gang started making preparations as early as the afternoon, intending to launch a surprise attack on the two boys.

But he never expected that they had ulterior motives and came here without any followers.

If we don't take action now, when will we take action?
Qingfeng and Mingyue both have some cultivation, but not much, especially their experience in real combat, which can be said to be almost the same as Wu Xuanxiao's.

Based on the fight-gpt combat power analysis model used by Beaker, combined with the characteristics of the Three Realms and the current "small data" support, a combat power evaluation system has been initially developed.

Simply put, the formula for evaluating a transvestite's actual combat effectiveness is to first use 81 physical test indicators for weighted calculation, taking the Grandmaster-level warrior as the unit of 1, to derive a quantitative value of "basic combat effectiveness."

Then, use "Basic Combat Power"

×
"0.1-3 times combat experience bonus"

×
"1-10 times special magical power blessing"

×
"1-∞ times the magic weapon enhancement"

You can get the actual combat reference value.

Based on the intelligence's description of Qingfeng Mingyue, the beaker takes the average of the upper and lower limits and fuzzy evaluates:
Qingfeng's combat power at this time is:
51000的基础战力×0.5倍经验加成×1倍神通加持×4倍法宝加强≈102000。

Mingyue's combat power at this time is:
55300的基础战力×0.5倍经验加成×1倍神通加持×3.6倍法宝加强≈99540。

As for the monkey, Beaker had also evaluated it before it swallowed Ying Wo's Eight-Turn Golden Pill.

The basic combat power is approximately equal to:
Five hundred and thirty thousand!

(Note that in team battles, the values ​​cannot be simply added up for reference. It's like a group of snails weighing 80 kg attacking an 80 kg man. They can't break the defense at all and there's no chance of winning.)
Then ~
As soon as the master left the house, the three thugs launched the attack.

Sha Wujing cast a spell directly and controlled Qingfeng Mingyue in the house.

Then, Monkey used a set of high-burst damage to instantly kill Qingfeng, who was positioned more like a "mage".

Then he and Zhu Ganglie ganked Mingyue, who was more of a "warrior", and ended the battle in an instant.

The noise made during the process was completely blocked by the sand mirage barrier set up by Sha Wujing and Nailong, and not a single sound leaked out of the hospital.

"You...you monsters, how dare you run wild in Wuzhuang Temple!"

"My master is the ancestor of earthly immortals. Even the Three Pure Ones have to give him face! When he returns, he will not let you off!"

Although Qingfeng and Mingyue fell to the ground, their faces bruised and swollen, their teeth missing and their noses broken, they still cursed:

"Tang Xuanci, tell them to let me go quickly, or you'll never reach the Western Paradise!"

"Demon monkey, just wait to be imprisoned at the foot of the mountain for another five hundred years, uh..." The monkey and Tang Xuanci went up and kicked them violently, interrupting their shouting and cursing.

"Damn it, two damn dwarfs, your IQ is the same as that of a Down syndrome child, and you dare to lie to me! If it weren't for your master's face, I would kill you right now, damn it!"

Tang Xuanci kicked Qingfeng again, hard in the lower body, sending him flying like a ball, crashing into the sand wall created by Sha Wujing.

"Come on, Goku, pass the ball to me."

"Good~"

The monkey agreed and kicked Mingyue in the lower body, passing him to Tang Xuanci.

Tang Xuanci volleyed the ball again and kicked it back hard.

"Ugh… stop it!"

"Stop fighting! Let's go. This matter...ah!ah!"

Qingfeng Mingyue couldn't bear it anymore. Seeing that the master and disciple were so cruel and didn't treat them as human beings at all, he didn't dare to be stubborn anymore and begged for mercy repeatedly.

Finally, the master and disciple stopped beating.

Tang Xuanci took out the "Lishan Chunju" cigarettes that Lao Baby had given him on the road, and gave them to a few thugs, and they started smoking together.

Qingfeng and Mingyue covered their bloody bodies and looked at the four masters and apprentices smoking, their eyes like two hostages looking at kidnappers.

They wailed, feeling that the person standing in front of them was not a monk, but a pure gangster!

"Bang~bang~bang~bang~bang~bang, ding."

Tang Xuanci rudely dragged a throne over and sat in front of the two boys, puffing out smoke and saying:

"Do you know what we are here for?"

Qingfeng Mingyue didn't understand why and said nothing.

"say!"

Tang Xuanci roared angrily and hit Qingfeng with a big blow, causing blood and flesh to fly everywhere.

Mingyue's impression of Tang Xuanci had been completely overturned. Seeing that he was about to slap her again, she quickly replied:
"Come...eat ginseng fruit?"

"Fuck, you're still thinking about eating."

Tang Xuanci paused and said:

“I heard it clearly.

"There's a traitor in your temple. The orchard's secret has been leaked. Tathagata and the Jade Emperor sent us here.

"They want to break the Three Lights and Five Elements formation, knock down the ginseng fruit tree, and uncover the secrets underground so they can control you!"

Ah this?
When Qingfeng Mingyue heard this, his pupils suddenly trembled and he broke out in sweat.

Obviously, they knew something.

Qingfeng Road:
"Don't think you can succeed without our master here. The magic circle in the garden won't normally attack me and my junior brother, but if we bring outsiders into the inner area, it will definitely trigger the restriction and we will all be trapped to death."

Tang Xuanci said:

"Do you think Tathagata and the Jade Emperor have low IQs? If they don't even know this, how could they just send people to cause trouble?

"I tell you, the only one you can count on now is me.

"Monks are compassionate, and I remember that your master and I had a good relationship in our past life, so I don't want to help the Tathagata Jade Emperor persecute him.

"So, do you still have a way to contact Zhenyuan Daxian immediately?"

Ah this! ?
The second boy was shocked again, and the CPU in his brain was smoking before he understood the position expressed by Tang Xuanci.

Qingfeng said uncertainly:

"You mean, you want us to invite Master back now so we can discuss countermeasures together?"

Mingyue said directly:

"Although Master has already entered the barrier of the Thirty-Third Heaven, we should be able to send him a message using the Spiritual Lantern. As long as we send the most urgent signal, he will definitely rush back as soon as he sees it."

There is a Lingxi Lamp in Wu Xuanxiao's Sumeru Jade Ring, and Tang Xuanci knows about it.

The principle of this thing is similar to quantum entanglement, and it can transmit messages over long distances instantly.

But it is worth mentioning that although it is very simple to create entangled particles - Xuan Ci's mother star was able to do it in the late 20th century - it is extremely difficult to use them for communication.

Therefore, each Lingxi lamp can only send one signal.

If you want to use it to convey a complete sentence, you must first understand binary translation, and secondly, you must have at least dozens of Lingxi lamps, and the cost of using them is simply exorbitant.

But it could only send an emergency signal, which was exactly what Tang Xuanci wanted.

Because, although the favor to Zhenyuan Daxian must be done, the tree must also be knocked down, and the fruits must be eaten up.

He wants both.

(End of this chapter)