Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 72 Is this a holy monk?

On a high cliff.

A large white-browed tiger with hanging eyes swam among the grass leaves like a fish paddling in the water, quietly emerged from the bushes, and ran towards the low ground.

While running, it suddenly became like a Transformer, its skeleton deformed, its body stood upright, and its huge tiger face actually looked somewhat human.

Just as Xuan Ci expected, this was a tiger demon, a real one. Not only did it have intelligence, but it had also cultivated successfully and had begun to take on a human form.

With the wind howling around it, the tiger demon's speed increased again. Soon, it found two other monsters on the mountainside.

One weighs 2000 kilograms, is 2.3 meters tall, and has two horns on its head that are as sharp as frost. It is a wild buffalo spirit.

A bear monster weighing 3500 kilograms, 2.8 meters tall, covered in black hair.

"Special Hermit, Xiong Shanjun."

The tiger demon spoke in the official language of the Tang Dynasty. He approached the two demons, saluted with his arms crossed, and then immediately said:

“Someone’s coming.

"Three men came from the valley, walking from east to west, carrying so much stuff that five horses couldn't pull it all, and they were also carrying loads on their backs.

“It’s just that they all seem to be monks.

"How is it, this karma... should I fight or not?"

The buffalo spirit snorted and frowned:
"Could the monk coming from the east be the holy monk who invented 'cigarettes'?

"A few days ago, the land god sent someone to announce that a holy monk was going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures and might pass by Shuangcha Ridge. If you see him, you must take a detour and not show your face.

"General Yin, did you see the appearance of those three people clearly?

"It is said that the holy monk was also known as the 'Beauty King', with a beauty so stunning that it could make fish sink to the bottom of their chests and geese fall to the ground, and a beauty so stunning that it could shame the moon and flowers.

"If it's really him, then you can't mess with him at all!"

When the tiger demon heard this, he suddenly became a little uncertain and muttered:

"I didn't want to startle them, so I didn't get too close. I only saw that they were wearing blue monk's robes and had bald heads, but I couldn't tell whether they were ugly or beautiful."

Just as the two demons were hesitating, the silent Black Bear Demon suddenly stood up, a fierce gleam in his eyes, and said:
"What are you afraid of? Why not just stop him and ask him?

“There are only three of them. If we work together, they won’t be able to escape even if the abbot of Fukuhara Temple comes in person.

"If it really is that holy monk, we can apologize and let him go. I don't think he will mind too much.

"If not, then he must be killed no matter what.

"Thanks to that corrupt and lawless Old Dragon King of Jing River, I can't do any business now. I can't delay paying the monthly payment for the cave any longer. I've finally come across this piece of good meat, and I absolutely can't let it go!"

When General Yin and Mr. Te heard the word "monthly payment", they immediately put aside their concerns.

The three demons immediately took action. Relying on their familiarity with the terrain, they took a detour and arrived in front of Tang Xuanci and his group in a moment.

According to the agreed method, they did not launch a sneak attack, but suddenly appeared and rushed out, blocking the way.

This scared Kuya and Kubi, who were leading the way in front.

The four pack horses all collapsed to the ground, suffering from urinary incontinence.

Even though the two brothers had received professional training, they couldn't help but feel frightened when they saw the ferocious and terrifying appearance of the three monsters and smelled the fishy wind blowing in their faces.

I can only pretend to be calm and not let the fear surface.

The latter Tang Xuanci is completely the opposite~
He fell awkwardly from the frightened Saluzi's back, shivered on the ground, and looked terrified.

In reality, I was only one part nervous, three parts vigilant, and the remaining six parts were joy.

When he looked up and took a quick glance at the three monsters, he observed that their transformation was not very advanced, and even that bit of nervousness disappeared.

This is because Buddhist and Taoist scriptures say that although there are five types of animals: insects, scales, hair, feathers, and insects, and their body shapes are even more varied, the spirit that dominates the body is all in human form with all five elements.

Therefore~
Humans are born with intelligence, and dragons are born with human form.

After an animal becomes a spirit, as its cultivation grows, it will gradually "transform into a human form." At this time, in addition to its original form, it will also have a human form.

Judging the cultivation level of the little Kara demon by the degree of transformation is relatively accurate, unless it deliberately pretends to be a pig to eat the tiger.

Tang Xuanci dreamed of eating monsters. After he invented the "thunder bomb", he was ready to hunt them down. He had done some research on this.

Looking at these three monsters now, it seems that they have only condensed their demon cores and definitely have not formed their Nascent Souls. The chances of winning or losing... are fifty-fifty, so we can have a fight!
"Which monster dares to block the road?"

After a brief freezing reaction, Ku Bi bravely shouted out, and it seemed that he still had something to rely on.

When the three monsters saw Tang Xuanci lying on the ground trembling, they focused their attention on the suffering brothers, examining their faces, feeling...

He is not more handsome than my three brothers.

Xiong Shanjun clasped his hands together in a cross-arm salute and asked in a rough voice:

“Where are you from and where are you going?”

When the two brothers saw that the monster was quite polite and took the initiative to ask about their identities, they knew that the other party had probably been warned, and they felt a little calmer.

The bolder Kubi said proudly:

"My master is the holy monk Xuanci of the Tang Dynasty. He came from Chang'an and went to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures." Huh?

When the three demons heard the name of the holy monk, their hearts suddenly sank. They thought to themselves, this is true. They have met the legendary figure today?

General Yin and Mr. Te's eyes immediately became much gentler. They looked at each other and began to back down in their hearts.

But Xiong Shanjun still looked skeptical and asked, "Excuse me... which one of you is the holy monk?"

The two brothers frowned and thought, isn't this obvious? Do we look like the master if we carry so many things?

In order to scare the monster away quickly, they turned sideways cautiously, took a few steps back, and let the big man come out to show them.

But all their attention was on the monster just now. When they glanced at it, they found that their master, who was usually so bold and willing to kill people when angry, had actually been paralyzed by fear.

There is no trace of the temperament of a holy monk left in him. He just looks like a woman.

Ah this?

The brothers' brains suddenly shut down.

"Are you... the famous holy monk?" Xiong Shanjun asked Tang Xuanci, his tone clearly full of suspicion and temptation.

"Yes, yes, yes~" Tang Xuanci replied in a trembling voice as if he had a vibrator in his mouth: "I am Chen Xuan... Tang Xuanzang, oh no, Xuanci!"

As he said this, he squeezed his bladder again and peed all over his crotch.

General Yin immediately wrinkled his nose, stared at Tang Xuanci's trembling body, and whispered:

"He was so scared that he pissed himself. Is this really a holy monk? He can't even pronounce his own name clearly. Could he be fake?"

The hermit said:

"That's not right. The journey to the Western Paradise is still so far, and there are even demons and monsters rampant in Niu Hezhou. If this is not enough, what's the point of obtaining the sutra?"

The two brothers were not stupid either. They vaguely guessed Tang Xuanci's sinister intentions and were already sweating profusely.

Seeing that the three monsters were clearly suspicious of his identity, Ku Bi was quick-witted and no longer expected to persuade Tang Xuanci to cooperate. He just said according to the current situation:
"Although my master is well versed in Buddhism, he is still a mortal and has never seen a demon. If you continue to disturb us, beware of the Buddha's punishment!"

The three monsters couldn't help feeling uneasy, but seeing Tang Xuanci's cowardly look, they couldn't believe that this thing was the "holy monk" no matter what.

So at General Yin's suggestion, they all stepped back a few steps, then knelt on the ground together, saying that they had long admired the holy monk's name and insisted that Tang Xuanci stand up and accept their worship.

The bitter brothers secretly cursed this monster for being a spirit, and it actually had some wisdom. They knew that they must want to see Tang Xuanci's face to confirm his identity.

Fortunately, it’s true.

You can question whether the holy monk understands Buddhism, and you can suspect that his martial arts are hype, but one look at that face will tell you it's the real deal.

They exchanged glances, and risking being beaten, they walked to Tang Xuanci's side, and while persuading him not to be afraid, they tried to help him stand up so that he could be worshipped by the monster.

Ku Ya was still whispering in their ears, saying that these monsters would never dare to touch them, and threatening Tang Xuanci not to do anything bad. If he dared to kill anyone, these monsters would definitely run away and would not take the blame.

What they didn't expect was that Tang Xuanci stood up very cooperatively and raised his head.

What they didn't expect was that the face that had a perfect score of 10 and could have scored 10000 points a few minutes ago could not even get 4 points at this time.

Potato face, uneven eyes, rough skin, dull complexion, asymmetry, and nasolabial folds!
It can’t be said to be ugly, but it has nothing to do with the word “beautiful”.

Ah this! ?
Ku Bi was stunned.

Kuya immediately reached out and rubbed his face, only to find that it was 100% real, with no trace of disguise or illusion at all.

how so!
Could it be that he actually knows that extremely advanced "transformation technique"? That's impossible. Doesn't he have no cultivation and can't cast spells?

They didn't know that Tang Xuanci's control over his body had reached a level that ordinary people could not imagine. Although it was difficult to imitate someone else's appearance, it was too easy to deliberately contract his facial muscles and make himself temporarily ugly.

If it is given more time to produce melanin, it can directly turn into a black pigeon.

The three monsters stared at Tang Xuanci's face and frowned.

“Is he a holy monk?”

"How did we hear that?"

"This isn't some kind of beauty king; he clearly looks like a peasant. Are you deliberately pretending to be a holy monk so you can take a shortcut through Shuangcha Ridge?"

They stood up from the ground, with fierceness flashing in their eyes again. They all suspected that the humans in front of them were bullying the monsters for having no taste for taste.

"We are not pretending, he is indeed the holy monk who went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures!
Kuya was anxious, and walked towards Saluzi while saying:
"Here are the robes and staff given by the Bodhisattva as proof, and the imperial pass granted by the Tang Emperor as... Where's the baggage? Master! Where's your nine-ring staff!?"

Haha, Tang Xuanci laughed in his heart and said to the beaker:
"Yes, you have become smarter and more thoughtful. Fortunately, I quietly threw those things on the side of the road."

Then, he showed a bitter face again and stammered:
"That... Zen staff is still in the blacksmith shop in Hezhou City. I forgot to take it when I left."

When the three monsters heard this, they exchanged glances, and their bodies were filled with demonic energy, blowing the grass leaves everywhere.

Kuya and Kubi were completely panicked. They no longer cared about Tang Xuanci and stepped back involuntarily, shouting:
"We are all disciples of the Pure Land Sect. If you dare to harm us, Guanyin Bodhisattva will surely punish us one day!"

Xiong Shanjun snorted angrily:
"As the saying goes, if you follow the law, you'll be beaten to death; if you follow the Buddha's teachings, you'll starve to death. There are tens of thousands of Buddhist disciples, and any one of them can act recklessly. Do you think we should just starve to death?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, his huge body rose up and pounced on his brothers like a mountain.

(End of this chapter)