Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 73 Three Bedrooms and Two Living Rooms
"boom!"

The mountain-collapsing blow caused the ground to tremble.

Kuya barely dodged one attack, but couldn't dodge the second one. He was thrown against the rock and was completely engulfed in a bear hug.

Kubi ran without looking back, covering dozens of meters at a time, running at the speed of a Ferrari.

Unfortunately, General Yin used his magic to control the wind and caught up with him in an instant.

The tiger's paw, which had not yet fully transformed, opened, revealing ten claws as sharp as knives. It grabbed his shoulders and ribs, piercing through his muscles and bones, and pulled him to the ground.

"Ah...ah!"

Screams rang out in the valley, revealing a strong sense of fear.

Tang Xuanci felt extremely comfortable, thinking to himself that these two bald donkeys worked and meditated and chanted scriptures every day, but they still had not fully understood Buddhism, and when they really faced death, they were still not calm.

As soon as the bear monster jumped over his head, he was already pissing and shitting, and curled up beside Saluzi, who was also scared and paralyzed, with one hand already on the cold gun of Barrett.

However, the remaining buffalo demon didn't seem to have any intention of attacking him. It just took two steps closer and looked at him and the horse.

The 50-50 chance of winning or losing as assessed previously, of course, refers to a 50-50 chance in a bare-handed duel.

Using a gun, especially in a sneak attack, wouldn't it be a piece of cake to fight three people at once?

The only technical content lies in whether the problem can be solved cleanly and neatly without any fish escaping.

Therefore, Tang Xuanci was still waiting for the opportunity and was not in a hurry to act.

The screams of the suffering brothers were gone in an instant.

Xiong Shanjun threw the deformed Kuya at the feet of Niu Chushi, and General Yin also dragged the bloody Kuya towards this side.

"Oh, my king, please spare me, my king, please spare me... Don't kill me, let me go!"

Tang Xuanci begged for mercy in panic, feeling that the three monsters' positions were now more convenient. The blood flow in his body accelerated and his nerve reflex speed reached its peak.

But at this moment, the buffalo demon whispered to the bear demon:

“Although this pus-filled monk may not look good, I think his physique is quite tall and strong among mortals.

“I imagine there must be a demon lady who would like it.

"Can we sell him?"

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci could clearly hear what it was saying. He was stunned and thought, wow, the rumor that there was a female monster that liked to kidnap men and torture them in the cave was actually true.

Stealing a glance at the appearance of the ox and bear monsters, he imagined himself being ravaged by a similar female monster, which was simply unbearable to watch.

"But they might really be Buddhist disciples. Now only the three of us know about this, so the risk is not big. But if we hand him over alive to others, I'm afraid it will cause trouble." Xiong Shanjun said.

"What about this?"

The buffalo demon signaled General Yin, who had returned, to listen together and conspired:

"We can take him back to the cave first and wait and see what happens. It's also a good opportunity for him to grow his hair.

“If there are no problems then I’ll sell it.

"He's in such good shape, and he's a human being, so he should be worth at least two thousand taels of gold."

The three demons gathered together to talk, just like a row of living targets. They didn't pay any attention to Tang Xuanci who had wet his pants, and only watched him out of the corner of their eyes.

But after listening to their words, Tang Xuanci suppressed his murderous intent and decided to wait a little longer.

Soon, the three demons turned to look at him and said in a vicious tone:

"If you want to live, you idiot monk, just follow us back to the cave."

"Yes, as long as you behave yourself, we'll keep you in the cave as a servant. Otherwise, we'll skin you alive, pull out your tendons, rip your belly open, cut your heart out, and eat your husks with our wine!"

"Hurry up, grab some horses and follow us!"

After saying that, the two demons, Bear and Ox, killed the three pack horses that were already foaming at the mouth and unable to get up for a short time, and carried them and the two loads of luggage and walked to the front first.

General Yin carried his dead brother on his back and warned Tang Xuanci not to be clever, to follow him on horseback, and then he suppressed his evil spirit and went to the rear.

Tang Xuanci had already heard from their words that the so-called "cave" was most likely inhabited by the three of them, and that their actions had to be kept secret. Now, seeing that they had neither surrendered their weapons nor tied him up,
So, Xinran pulled Saluzi and another packhorse with strong psychological quality, and followed the two monsters, the bear and the ox, from a distance as they walked deeper into the mountains.

Don’t worry about the bag and the staff for now. Anyway, you have the beaker and can navigate back later.

The winding path leads to a secluded place.

When his crotch was about to dry, Tang Xuanci saw the two monsters in front of him, the bear and the ox, turn around and disappear into a lush bush.

When he forced his way into the bushes under General Yin's instruction, he found that the extremely lush branches and leaves offered no resistance at all and he passed through easily.

In front of me was a small open space and a small cave entrance.

A rectangular lintel was deliberately polished on the stone wall, with the three words "Yayunju" engraved on it.

Damn it?

Why is Yayunju still here to pretend to be cultured and learn about human culture?
This shabby stone gate, so small and petty, is it worthy of being called a cave? At best, it can be considered a "bridal chamber".

Tang Xuanci complained in his heart, and seeing that the cave door was wide open, he walked in carefully, leading the horse.

Just like the grade of the cave entrance, the decoration inside the cave is also very rough, and the layout is extremely compact.

After passing through the entrance hall, you will reach the main hall, which is even simpler than the houses where ordinary people lived in the Tang Dynasty.

Look around~
On the left side of the main hall is a smaller side hall. In the corner, there are stone tables, stone pots, firewood, knives, and stones of unidentified animals hanging on the wall. It looks like a restaurant with an open kitchen counter.

There seems to be a toilet on the right.

There are three doors in the stone wall and corridor in front, like three wing rooms.

Nothing else.

The memories of the dead suddenly began to attack Tang Xuanci.

He felt that apart from its larger size, this place was very similar to the three-bedroom, two-living-room apartment that countless people in his hometown had spent their entire lives longing to own.

I felt as if I was in another world.

"Rumble~"

The sound of a stone door closing brought him back to his senses.

At this time, the two demons, Bear and Bull, had thrown the three dead horses in front of the open kitchen counter, unloaded their loads, and were about to check the spoils.

The local specialties given by the Hezhou governor accidentally fell to the ground, instantly brightening the bear eyes and ox eyes, making the two monsters reveal a human smile.

As the two horses led by Tang Xuanci entered the demon cave, they began to neigh in panic again.

Niu turned his head and glanced at him, then raised his hoof and pointed at the stone room that looked like a toilet, and said:
"Monk Pus, quickly move all the loads from the horses, drag them into that room and tie them up.

“You sleep in that room too.

"From now on, you are not allowed to come out without permission except to help us with chores like sweeping the floor, washing clothes and cooking."

It was so happy that it didn't notice that the pus-filled monk who was scared to death by them was no longer trembling and his posture was unusually upright.

"Okay, here I come."

Tang Xuanci responded, pulled the Barrett from the saddle, and walked towards them.

After approaching seven or eight meters, Tang Xuanci squatted on the ground in a horse stance and fired with a sniper rifle.

A bull's head exploded first, followed by a gunshot roar like a dragon!

Niu was holding a local specialty and looking at it one moment, but the next moment he was pulled by a huge force and crashed headfirst into the stone kitchen counter, exploding the soy sauce shop -

Red, yellow, and crimson liquids all spurted out at once, splashing all over Xiong Shanjun who was standing next to him.

"Boom~"

The echo in the cave was deafening.

Xiong Shanjun was startled by the sudden change. He glanced at the pus-filled monk and saw that his temperament had changed drastically. He was turning a black object in his hand towards him, and immediately his body was covered with black hair.

General Yin, who had just closed the cave door, saw the monk killing the old cow as soon as he entered the hall. His brain suddenly froze and an expression of "black dog shock" appeared on his face.

(End of this chapter)